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Title: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Alkie on October 24, 2010, 03:24:39 pm
He doesn't appear to have been a big part of the win, but hey, Browns beat the Saints.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Ron Brand on October 24, 2010, 03:26:16 pm
He might not have been a big part of the win, but he wasn't a big part of a loss. Encouraging.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: austro on October 24, 2010, 03:35:03 pm
He doesn't appear to have been a big part of the win, but hey, Browns beat the Saints.

He caught a pass and didn't get killed.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Lurch on October 24, 2010, 06:37:07 pm
He was pretty good in the second half.  Made several tough throws 10-15 yards downfield
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: chuck on October 24, 2010, 07:12:48 pm
I'm sure everyone knows by now but Shipley had a very pretty TD catch, his first, that was the result of a short pass and a long run. It was fun to watch.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 27, 2010, 12:37:07 pm
Truly embarassing performance from my Saints. Putrid. Something's wrong, and I think that it is more than just the loss of Reggie Bush.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Taras Bulba on October 27, 2010, 01:57:13 pm
Truly embarassing performance from my Saints. Putrid. Something's wrong, and I think that it is more than just the loss of Reggie Bush.
It's a loss os essence, a feeling of emptiness if you will, noticed during the physical act of love.  The Saints should not avoid contact with women but should deny them their essence.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: geezerdonk on October 27, 2010, 02:13:36 pm
It's a loss os essence, a feeling of emptiness if you will, noticed during the physical act of love.

plus flouride
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Ron Brand on October 27, 2010, 02:25:22 pm
It's a loss os essence, a feeling of emptiness if you will, noticed during the physical act of love.  The Saints should not avoid contact with women but should deny them their essence.

I just got another blast on the CRM-114, and the damned thing decodes - Wing Attack, Plan R.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: ybbodeus on October 27, 2010, 02:29:24 pm
Did you say Wing Attack Plan R?
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Ron Brand on October 27, 2010, 02:32:51 pm
Did you say Wing Attack Plan R?

Wing Attack, Plan R. That's exactly what it says.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: ybbodeus on October 27, 2010, 03:06:15 pm
Brandie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsin' around on the airplane website?
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Ron Brand on October 27, 2010, 03:35:02 pm
Ain't nobody ever got the Go code yet. And old Ripper wouldn't be giving us plan R unless them Rooskies had already clobbered Washington and a whole lot of other towns with a sneak attack.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: ybbodeus on October 27, 2010, 03:40:01 pm
Well I've been to one world fair a picnic and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's code?

I reckon this is it, then--nucular combat, toe to toe with the Cubbies....errrrr.....Ruus-skies.
Title: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: geezerdonk on October 27, 2010, 03:48:39 pm
YEEEEEE-HAAAAAA
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Ron Brand on October 27, 2010, 03:50:47 pm
I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggoned important's going on back there. And I got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinking. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beings if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about nucular combat. But I want you to remember one thing - the folks back home is a-countin' on ya, and by golly we ain't about to let 'em down.

Tell you somethin' else. This thing turns out to be half as important is I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for every last one of you, regardless of your race, color, or your creed. Now, let's get this thing on the hump. We got some flying to do.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: ybbodeus on October 27, 2010, 04:07:48 pm
Harumphf, harumphf.  Oops....wrong movie.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Ron Brand on October 27, 2010, 04:10:49 pm
Run, Forrest, run!
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: ybbodeus on October 27, 2010, 04:31:37 pm
I'm partial to, "Run, florist!"
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: The Spleen on October 28, 2010, 09:58:36 am
Did you say Wing Attack Plan R?

"Colt, you switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong?"
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Limey on October 28, 2010, 10:30:00 am
"I will take the ball to the endzone.  But I do not know the way."
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: ybbodeus on October 29, 2010, 11:40:33 am
"Colt, you switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong?"
Because Gny. Sgt. Hartman found a jelly donut* in my footlocker, sir.


* Shipley's
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Alkie on November 07, 2010, 02:39:36 pm
Colt about to lead Browns to a win over the Pats.

Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: drew corleone on November 07, 2010, 02:47:54 pm
They're kicking the shit out of the Pats.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Alkie on November 07, 2010, 02:49:20 pm
They're kicking the shit out of the Pats.

The formerly best-in-the-league 6-1 Pats.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: drew corleone on November 07, 2010, 03:31:32 pm
Colt's TD run was pretty amazing.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: matadorph on November 07, 2010, 03:36:00 pm
Peyton Hillis is kind of a badass.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: MusicMan on November 07, 2010, 04:26:05 pm
Peyton Hillis is kind of a badass.

Traded straight up for Quinn.

Josh McDaniels is kind of a dumbass.
Title: Re: Colt McCoy Gets First Pro Win
Post by: Alkie on November 07, 2010, 05:26:32 pm
Josh McDaniels is kind of a dumbass.

SHIT.   I just traded for him as my starting head coach for my fantasy team.