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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: Lurch on September 03, 2010, 08:59:34 pm
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Myers bottom 1. Hit, walk, RBI double over Lee. Runners left stranded at 2nd and 3rd after three pop outs. 1-0 Bags after 1
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It's 10:15p out here. Why is the Astros game in the 2nd inning?
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It's 10:15p out here. Why is the Astros game in the 2nd inning?
For the NY bar scene of course
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Mike Hampton a D-back. Also, not dead.
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For the NY bar scene of course
So it's you and me tonight, huh.
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So it's you and me tonight, huh.
Past Austro's bedtime... but OSF has no excuse
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Past Austro's bedtime
Piss poor excuse.
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Now then...vat shall vee talk abous?
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Nice
dive trip by Hunter for the 3rd out. End of 3, 1-0 Dbags
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If you're going to start the at bat choked up 3+ inches, why not just use a shorter/lighter bat?
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Now then...vat shall vee talk abous?
You still have to take the penicillin?
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Kepp! Nice poke to LF to score Sanchez
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Now then...vat shall vee talk abous?
Have you watched the US Open fight videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19D_-h9MIo&feature=player_embedded) yet? I appreciate every NY stereotype being reinforced in such a convenient little package.
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Have you watched the US Open fight videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19D_-h9MIo&feature=player_embedded) yet? I appreciate every NY stereotype being reinforced in such a convenient little package.
Fucking Queens. Savages.
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Sampson accepted assignment to RR
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Fucking Queens. Savages.
He didn't look gay to me but he was at a tennis match so you never know.
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Myers with a nice little shot down the RF line for a double
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He didn't look gay to me but he was at a tennis match so you never know.
Only there because "I got money on the game"
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Sanchez plates Myers with a shot down RF line of his own. Held for a single. 2-1 good guys
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Pence singles into RF as well. 1st and 2nd for Lee, who hit a laser in the 2nd.
... but he pops out to 3rd. 2-1 middle of 5
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He didn't look gay to me but he was at a tennis match so you never know.
THIS GUY IS FROM QUEENS.
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Sign behind home says Ass Warts
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Sign behind home says Ass Warts
Then I say move on to the next chick.
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Sign behind home says Ass Warts
Remind me not to move into your neighborhood.
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Then I say move on to the next chick.
But what if it was really braille for "go for it"? Thats just not a chance I can take
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Remind me not to move into your neighborhood.
Tell me Im not the only one seeing this. I can't even watch the at bats any more
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Tie game. I couldnt tell you what happened.
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Tie game. I couldnt tell you what happened.
Young singled to left, Parra scored, Drew to second.
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Bah. RBI single for The Roach. 3-2 Dbags. 1 out bottom 5
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Pence sure made that catch look routine. He had the routine sno-cone ball juggle thing going even.
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Pence sure made that catch look routine. He had the routine sno-cone ball juggle thing going even.
And the head bobble. As it were.
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Mother fucker. How the hell did Young get to that ball?
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Wallace went with a pitching wedge from 45 out
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The stros have been playing some expeditious baseball of late.
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The stros have been playing some expeditious baseball of late.
With the exception of Kepp, it's a pretty free swinginig team
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Dbacks OFers are flashing the serious leather. Bastards.
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With the exception of Kepp, it's a pretty free swinginig team
Wallace had been doing a pretty good job of taking pitches but he's not quite there on getting a good pitch to hit. It'll come.
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THIS GUY IS FROM QUEENS.
Back when I lived in New York a couple of bandmates and I would hang out regularly after practice and so on. One guy, douchey, fucking stupid, former pro tennis player, now a pro poker player or at least pretending to be, lived with his parents in Bayside Queens. He drove a blue Hyundai and used to ferry us around. The other guy, Todd, was and still is a good friend of mine. He called me tonight in fact to tell me about some recent and rather startling business success.
Anyway, Douche Boy, let's call him Logan, figured out that if he drove around honking at the hot chicks strutting down the avenue that he could pretty well mortify Todd and me. So of course he did it all the fucking time. I'd slink down as low as I could in the seat as the chicks shot daggers in through the windows.
One balmy night Todd hit on a brilliant solution. We had the windows down, driving down Second Avenue in the East Village. Logan starts honking at the hot chicks who are needless to say everywhere. Todd thrusts his upper torso through the window and gestures wildly at Logan through the windshield screaming THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FROM QUEEEENS!
And that, friends, was the end of the honking.
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Someone needs to kick that dancing fatass in the nads. That's ridiculous.
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I don't see any ass warts but the fatass yellow shirted cell phone food tray guy is the human equivalent.
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I don't see any ass warts but the fatass yellow shirted cell phone food tray guy is the human equivalent.
If I was sitting next to him he wouldn't have any kidneys.
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Good recovery by Myers.
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Just another Quality Start for Myers
3-2 Dbags after 6
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Sweet! Leadoff double is Bogusevic's first MLB hit!
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If I was sitting next to him he wouldn't have any kidneys.
Look at the poor SOB sitting next to him, wishing he was flying Southwest
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Just another Quality Start for Myers
Team MVP. No question.
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That kid is phoning home for negotiation tips.
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Keep shoveling that shit in your face, you fat fuck. Maybe it'll kill you and we can all watch you flop around.
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KEPP! Nice play.
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The yellow-shirted dipshit is gone. Either he's on the ground, in line for more grub, or he's dealing with an impacted colon.
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The yellow-shirted dipshit is gone. Either he's on the ground, in line for more grub, or he's dealing with an impacted colon.
My money is on getting an insulin shot
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Texans dropped Kris Brown today.
Great play by Wallace!
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Fine play by Wallace. If he's learning, just wait until he knows what he's doing.
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I thought Wallace wasn't supposed to have a glove.
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Neck tattoo
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Neck tattoo
I wonder what epic that monstrosity was depicting. Classy and educational.
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A truly disturbing crowd shot
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CJ gets his first hit of the night. Damn he's got a nice swing
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He did a great job of waiting on that pitch too.
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Drat. Wallace Ks on the high cheese.
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I wonder what epic that monstrosity was depicting. Classy and educational.
I think that says Douche in Mandarin
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Pence needs a fork out there in RF.
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Well, fuck.
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Pence needs a fork out there in RF.
For his own safety, he's only allowed spoons
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So lil 94CG#2 has a question. If a pitcher walks one batter during a game and that batter manages to score, but none of the other batters hit the ball and get on base, is it a no-hitter?
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Blum back? Need a big PH here
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So lil 94CG#2 has a question. If a pitcher walks one batter during a game and that batter manages to score, but none of the other batters hit the ball and get on base, is it a no-hitter?
It's a no hitter, but not a perfect game (and his scoring is irrelevant, regardless)
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Crap.
Michaels to PH now.
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It's a no hitter, but not a perfect game (and his scoring is irrelevant, regardless)
I figured as much, but knew I could fact-check with somebody here. Thanks.
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Looks like it just isn't the Astros' night.
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Crap.
Michaels to PH now.
Good swing on one
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Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
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Oh, quit booing, you assholes, you know damn well those weren't strikes.
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Oh, quit booing, you assholes, you know damn well those weren't strikes.
Tough balls to take. Nice AB
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SAFE! Bourn on 1st
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Saaaaafe!
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Good baseball, every fucking night
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really nice transfer by drew and still can't get bourn
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Why did Sanchez swing at the first pitch?
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That was still a damn fun game.
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Get them tomorrow, boys.
Hook 'em!
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Aftuh awl, tahmarrah... is anuthuh day...
Eat 'em up, Coogs! ;)
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So lil 94CG#2 has a question. If a pitcher walks one batter during a game and that batter manages to score, but none of the other batters hit the ball and get on base, is it a no-hitter?
Simple equation: If nobody gets a hit, it's a no-hitter.
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Simple equation: If nobody gets a hit, it's a no-hitter.
Yeah, like I said, I figured as much, but it don't hurt to ask. Especially when you're surfing under the influence. Hooray for backyard barbecues and beer with friends.
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Past Austro's bedtime... but OSF has no excuse
Oh, but I did...
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Simple equation: If nobody gets a hit, it's a no-hitter.
That's *mostly* correct. To be credited with a no-hitter, a pitcher has to record at least 27 outs. So if a visiting pitcher doesn't allow a hit, but allows a run, and his team doesn't score and loses 1-0 in 8 1/2 innings, it's not a no-hitter.
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He also has to finish the game that way, or at least the game has to end as a no-hitter. Re: the travesty they pulled on Harvey Haddix.
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He also has to finish the game that way, or at least the game has to end as a no-hitter. Re: the travesty they pulled on Harvey Haddix.
Tough shit.
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That's *mostly* correct. To be credited with a no-hitter, a pitcher has to record at least 27 outs. So if a visiting pitcher doesn't allow a hit, but allows a run, and his team doesn't score and loses 1-0 in 8 1/2 innings, it's not a no-hitter.
It's still a no-hitter, regardless of what MLB recognizes.
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He also has to finish the game that way, or at least the game has to end as a no-hitter. Re: the travesty they pulled on Harvey Haddix.
I'm not sure how Haddix got screwed...he gave up a hit; hence, it's not a no-hitter.
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It's still a no-hitter, regardless of what MLB recognizes.
No it's not.
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Haddix got screwed because he completed the first 12 innings of perfect ball and had it recognized by MLB as a no-hitter for about 30 years before they decided to change their mind.
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Tough shit.
Did you go to A&M?
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For his own safety, he's only allowed spoons
Forks with corks (http://www.logictimes.com/Asylum/Images/Ruprecht.JPG).
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Past Austro's bedtime... but OSF has no excuse
Hey, I had an excuse: I had to be up at 6:30 Sat morning.
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Hey, I had an excuse: I had to be up at 6:30 Sat morning.
Sleeping in?
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Sleeping in?
Exactly.
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Did you go to A&M?
Only for 2 classes one summer. They were the only school in Texas offering Physical Chemistry I and II that summer.