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General Discussion => Beer and Queso => Topic started by: Limey on August 30, 2010, 04:16:07 pm
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She was not under arrest, nor suspicion of any wrongdoing. While her boyfriend was failing his field sobriety test, she said she wanted to apply some lip balm and so handed her purse over to the cop to check it before she would be allowed to delve into it. Cocaine fell out.
Unless you buy the explanation that it wasn't her purse, even though all of its contents - save the baggy of whizz - was hers, she is one dumb bint.
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I've got a friend who was pulled over several years ago, probably for speeding. He pulled out his wallet to get his license and his half-filled vial fell out. Idiot.
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Unless you buy the explanation that it wasn't her purse, even though all of its contents - save the baggy of whizz - was hers, she is one dumb bint.
There is no explanation of Paris Hilton that does not lead back to "extremely stupid".
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1 year minimum per federal guidelines. Awesome fail
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1 year minimum per federal guidelines. Awesome fail
why are the feds involved?
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why are the feds involved?
Mandatory minimum sentencing laws...in other words, legislators sentencing from Congress (as opposed to judges legislating from the bench).
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Yes, but is her possession case a Federal crime?
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Yes, but is her possession case a Federal crime?
No, her popularity is.
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No, her popularity is.
*golf clap*
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No, her popularity is.
She has a reggae album and a fragrance that is commonly sold at gas station. The world is an absurd place.
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I think Roger Clemens, Paris, and Lohan might have to roshambo for dumbest ever, and you know the Rocket hates to lose. Hopefully, his hammy holds up.
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She was not under arrest, nor suspicion of any wrongdoing. While her boyfriend was failing his field sobriety test, she said she wanted to apply some lip balm and so handed her purse over to the cop to check it before she would be allowed to delve into it. Cocaine fell out.
Unless you buy the explanation that it wasn't her purse, even though all of its contents - save the baggy of whizz - was hers, she is one dumb bint.
Wanting to put on a dab of lipstick, on the side of the road after the cops pull you over, while watching your date fixing to get thrown in the pokey, that seems perfectly understandable to me. What's so dumb about that?
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I can't stand them now, but I bet it would be fun, at least once, to get Paris and Lindsay to hop on a time machine, go back in time about 20 years, and party with Mr. Happy.
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she had not had a tv show or sex tape in a while, so maybe
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I can't stand them now, but I bet it would be fun, at least once, to get Paris and Lindsay to hop on a time machine, go back in time about 20 years, and party with Mr. Happy.
Wait. I like Mr Happy... On any time plane.
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I can't stand them now, but I bet it would be fun, at least once, to get Paris and Lindsay to hop on a time machine, go back in time about 20 years, and party with Mr. Happy.
All you need is a hot tub and some Chernobly.
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I can't stand them now, but I bet it would be fun, at least once, to get Paris and Lindsay to hop on a time machine, go back in time about 20 years, and party with Mr. Happy.
Only if StrosRays comes along!
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Only if StrosRays comes along!
NTTIAWWT
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all of you quick go watch te south park where pairs tries to outho everyone the go and be thankful
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it really seemed appropriate to let you have the last word in this thread
but i have to know:
outho?
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all of you quick go watch te south park where pairs tries to outho everyone the go and be thankful
It's just not funny anymore.
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It's just not funny anymore.
South Park is, though
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South Park is, though
Really?
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Really?
Yes, really. No show bats 1.000, but they're damned good.
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I think the two part episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from this year, is one of the funniest things ever on television.
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it really seemed appropriate to let you have the last word in this thread
but i have to know:
outho?
[Fredia] Out 'ho [/Fredia]
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[Fredia] Out 'ho [/Fredia]
thankyou
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I think the two part episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from this year, is one of the funniest things ever on television.
Didn't catch those, but the "Die Hippies Die," Paris Hilton, Bin Laden and 'change zombies' episodes are in my Southpark top 5.
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Didn't catch those, but the "Die Hippies Die," Paris Hilton, Bin Laden and 'change zombies' episodes are in my Southpark top 5.
Love SP.
Also, lately for some reason, I find the Moonites to be consistently hilarious
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I think the 2nd episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267108)" from this year, is one of the funniest things ever on television.
ETA: link to episode.
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South Park is unwatchable, which must prove my age.
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It was Ortho. She's going to spray garden pesticides.
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I thought she was trying to type "ouzo" but her fingers had a lisp.