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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: Mr. Happy on August 17, 2010, 06:50:06 pm
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Lineups
Mess
Reyes, Jo, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .279
Martinez, F, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .154
Wright, D, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
Beltran, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .232
Davis, I, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .245
Francoeur, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .236
Thole, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .299
Tejada, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .180
Santana, J, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .151
Astros
Bourn, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
Sanchez, An, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .276
Pence, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .285
Lee, C, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .247
Johnson, C, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .365
Wallace, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .275
Blum, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
Castro, Ja, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .191
Figueroa, N, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
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There is fucking no one in the ballpark tonight. Reyes infield 1B to SS to 2B on PB; Martinez 1B to RF on 3-2 pitch RBI out 2-6 on a cannon throw from Castro; Wright K; Beltran BB on four pitches; Davis BB on second 3-2 pitch; Arnsberg out to the hill; Francoeur Ks. Figueroa threw over 30 pitches this inning.
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FUCK! THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE AGAIN! FUCK!
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Time for more heroics by The Most Frustrating Player Alive. 3-run shibby by TFOTF!
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So which was worse there: the left fielder's effort on Lee's liner, or Lee's "rounding" of 1st base?
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Bourn 1B on first pitch to 2B; Sanchez 1B; Pence 3 run HR on a BLAST to LF over the Crawford Boxes; Lee 2B on a blast off the LF wall; CJ P6; Wallace Ks; Blum (1-20 against lefties coming in) 5-3. 3-1 Astros Top 2. Santana threw around 30 pitches too.
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That's twice in two games the pitcher has played that fake bunt shit.
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Thole infield 1B to SS (5 pitches) to 3B on Santana 2B; Tejada F8 (1 pitch); Santana 2B down LF line on a pullback (3 pitches) to 3B; Reyes 6-3 RBI (1 pitch); Martinez F7 (4 pitches). 3-2 Astros Bottom 2. 13 pitches.
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Mets PBP guys are talking about whether or not Biggio deserves to be in the HoF and I'm about to come off my couch thinking Gary is about to make a case for Bigg being the first 3000 hit man to not make it when...........he pretty clearly goes through a list of 2B worse than him, ticking each one of and saying "if <this guy> is in? Biggio is in. if <this guy> is in? Biggio is in." Keith agreed with him.
Also, I find it interesting after just reading Limey's Series Preview that every one of you people in Houston knows more Mets fans than I do.
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Worst. Umpire. In baseball.
Alou was safe too, you sack of shit.
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Worse than Biggio but already in?
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Castro K on 3-2 (6 pitches); Figueroa 3-1 (2 pitches); Bourn 1B to LF out at 2B (1 pitch). 3-2 Astros Top 3. 9 pitches.
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Worse than Biggio but already in?
Right. Sorry. Should have made that clearer.
Maz? Then Biggio.
Ryno? Then Biggio.
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Still a nice round 'o boos for Beltran.
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Delirious cheering for that groundout.
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Wright P4 (1 pitch); Beltran 4-3 (4 pitches); Davis 5-3 (4 pitches). 3-2 Astros Bottom 3. 9 pitches.
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Good for Figgy to have a quick inning.
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God, Milo's celebrating the Thirst Inning again. It's What We Do!
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Good for Figgy to have a quick inning.
Imbecile.
It's Figgs or Figgpipes.
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Figgish?
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Groah?
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Milo just called Bobby Thomson's home run a 'Chinese Checker' home run.
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Sanchez 1B; Pence F9; Lee Ks; CJ (missed a very hittable heater) F7. 3-2 Astros Top 4.
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I think that makes Burke's homer an Onyx Chess Set home run.
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I think that makes Burke's homer an Onyx Chess Set home run.
I'm having a difficult time understanding the greater metaphor.
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Ugh. DoRay are describing the arterioral dye test Figueroa had earlier for the migraines - dye injection into the thigh to see the circulation in the brain. I'm going to give up my dinner now.
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Francoeur Ks; Thole L5; Tejada F8. 3-2 Astros Bottom 4. 8 in a row retired by Figueroa.
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Ugh. DoRay are describing the arterioral dye test Figueroa had earlier for the migraines - dye injection into the thigh to see the circulation in the brain. I'm going to give up my dinner now.
They ought to do that with Pence just to see if blood actually makes it to his brain.
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Ok, it WAS on the fly, but I was thinking onyx chess set because those are the cheap sets you get across the border in Mexico, connoting not only the Texas connection but the lesser value of his home run in comparison to Thomson's. Feel free to bring your own to the table.
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Ok, it WAS on the fly, but I was thinking onyx chess set because those are the cheap sets you get across the border in Mexico, connoting not only the Texas connection but the lesser value of his home run in comparison to Thomson's. Feel free to bring your own to the table.
Chinese checkers = great, big, multicolored star? I don't understand Chinese checkers used adjectivally.
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Wallace Ks; Blum 2B in LF corner; Castro L9 on a scalded ball; Figueroa 1-3. 3-2 Astros Top 5.
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I think Milo meant 'Chinese' as in cheap, but either got it wrong due to age or because he thought better of where the description was going.
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Chinese checkers = great, big, multicolored star? I don't understand Chinese checkers used adjectivally.
I don't understand a lot of what Milo says. I understand the words but they have nothing to do with an image.
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his brain.
What now?
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Chinese checkers = great, big, multicolored star? I don't understand Chinese checkers used adjectivally.
Oh my goodness. This entire thread, I had assumed Milo was referring to "chinese checkers" the sexual position, which made perfect sense, but he was in fact talking about the child's game, which makes no sense.
Fucking Milo.
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Still hard to believe that West and the Angel of death are in the same crew-the dick all-star team. Santana 1-3; Reyes BB steals 2B; Martinez Ks; Wright F7 at the wall. 3-2 Astros Bottom 5.
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Oh my goodness. This entire thread, I had assumed Milo was referring to "chinese checkers" the sexual position, which made perfect sense, but he was in fact talking about the child's game, which makes no sense.
Fucking Milo.
Aaa-aaa-AAAANNND joining us tonight, Dave Raymond, is an outSTANding group from the Kama Sutra Society! Saying hello to Elizabeth in Temple!
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Ugh. DoRay are describing the arterioral dye test Figueroa had earlier for the migraines - dye injection into the thigh to see the circulation in the brain. I'm going to give up my dinner now.
JD was talking about that earlier and said that the doctor told Figueroa that when he woke up he'd either be fine or he'd be coming out of brain surgery.
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Aaa-aaa-AAAANNND joining us tonight, Dave Raymond, is an outSTANding group from the Kama Sutra Society! Saying hello to Elizabeth in Temple!
If my only way to follow the Astros was via home radio broadcast, I'd find a new hobby.
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Bourn 4-3; Sanchez (Fulchino up in bully) K on a very high third strike call; Pence Ks. 3-2 Good Guys Top 6.
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Wait, chinese checkers is a sexual position? Do I need to head over to Urban Dictionary?
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Left leg Green.
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Wait, chinese checkers is a sexual position?
Don't you live in California?
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Don't you live in California?
Looked it up. We call that Wednesday.
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Fulchino on. Oh shit. Beltran Ks 2-3; Davis F8; Francoeur BB (where's that high call this inning, Blue?); Thole F8. 3-2 Astros Bottom 6.
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Lee 2-3 on 1 pitch nice work 18 million dollar man; CJ Ks; Wallace 6-3. Nothing out of the infield. 8 in a row for Santana. 3-2 Astros Top 7.
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Fulchino still out there. Has anyone heard an e-mail from a fan discussed by JD or Brownie? Pagan PH for Tejada K (there's that high strike call for us); Santana F7; Reyes 1B to CF; Martinez F9 to the wall. Dominus vobiscum. 3-2 Astros Bottom 7.
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Pagan to LF; Castillo to 2B. Blum 6-3; Castro broken bat 2B to RF dipshit fan interferes; Michaels (1-23 against Santana) PH for Fulchino BB; Bourn 3-6-3 on a rocket. 3-2 Astros Top 8.
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Melancon on. Wright HR to LF on 3-2 pitch shitfuck; Beltran 1B to RF; Davis 1-6-3; Francouer 4-3. 3-3 Bottom 8.
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How does Melancon look with runners on? He's got that long windup...
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Trade Pence to the Mets. Right. Now.
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Sanchez F8; Pence HR to Crawford Boxes on 3-2 pitch great AB came back from 0-2; Lee F-8 to track; CJ 6-3. 4-3 Astros Top 9.
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How does Melancon look with runners on? He's got that long windup...
Reyes didn't really have a chance to test him. But he looks slow to the plate out of the stretch.
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Lopez on to try for his first big league save. Thole infield hit off of Lopez, who should have had it; Pagan P6; Carter PH for Santana 1-3 on a bang bang play at 1B; Reyes F7. 4-3 Astros win! Melancon gets a vulture win. Lopez the save.
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Yay! Thanks for the PBP, Mr Happy!
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Good fucking win by the good guys. But. Ryan Star? Really? WTF?!?!
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Trade Pence to the Mets. Right. Now.
Pence is, after all, the rich man's Francouer (or the starving Sudanese peasant's Vlad Guerrero)...
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Ugh. DoRay are describing the arterioral dye test Figueroa had earlier for the migraines - dye injection into the thigh to see the circulation in the brain. I'm going to give up my dinner now.
Didn't hear this conversation, but it sounds like what was done after my stroke. Ran a tube up an artery in my thigh to near my shoulder, and then shot dye into my brain. It was hot and thick and hurt like hell. And they kept telling me not to blink or move or breathe or it could kill me. One of the scariest things I ever had to go through.
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Didn't hear this conversation, but it sounds like what was done after my stroke. Ran a tube up an artery in my thigh to near my shoulder, and then shot dye into my brain. It was hot and thick and hurt like hell. And they kept telling me not to blink or move or breathe or it could kill me. One of the scariest things I ever had to go through.
its called a cerebral angiogram. i hope you are doing well, now.
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its called a cerebral angiogram. i hope you are doing well, now.
Yep, no lingering problems at all, except that if I try to lecture and write on the board at the same time, I will occasionally write the word I was trying to say, and say the word I was trying to write. (but that is normal for some people anyway)
The only cause for my stroke was birth control pills. I have no other risk factors or health problems associated with stroke.