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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: OregonStrosFan on August 10, 2010, 06:53:09 pm
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Lineups via FSHouston (http://twitter.com/FSHouston)
Good Guys
Bourn cf, Sanchez ss, Keppinger 2b, Pence rf, Lee lf, Johnson 3b, Wallace 1b, Castro c, Happ p
Braves
Infante 2b, Heyward rf, Jones 3b, Diaz lf, McCann c, Glaus 1b, Gonzalez ss, Cabrera cf, Jurrjens p
ETA: Heyward was a late scratch
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Fuck the Braves.
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SAnchez with a single after Bourn out 4-3; Keppinger out F9; Gunther out F8. End 1 0-0
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Diaz out 1-3. McCann K. Glaus K. Side retired.
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Wallace, hits it where they ain't.
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Good hustle by Castro.
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Lee 6-3. Johnson singles on a line drive to CF. Wallace infield hit; Johnson to 2B. Castro FC 4-6. Runners on corners; two out. Happ FC 6-4 Side retired. 0-0 Top 3
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Castro, "He runs good for a catcher."
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Good hustle by Castro.
Thought y'all were at the Diamond watching Lyles?
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Cabrera F9. Ankiel BB. Jurrgens Ks. Ankiel caught off base 1-3. Side retired. 0-0 Bottom 3.
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Bourn 6-3. Sanchez P4. Keppinger 6-3. 0-0 Top 4.
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OSF, we.are - I just got here, anyway. Lyles is tall.
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Infante 5-3. Gonzalez F7. Jones 2B. Diaz IBB. McCann F8. 0-0 Bottom 4.
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Wallace has a seriously quick bat.
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Pence rolls over on first pitch 5-3. Lee (actually squared around on the first pitch) robbed by Ankiel F8. Johnson singles to RCF. Wallace Ks (questionable call by 3B Ump_. 0-0 Top 5.
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OSF, we.are - I just got here, anyway. Lyles is tall.
How does he look? Besides the tall part.
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OSF, we.are - I just got here, anyway. Lyles is tall.
Wrist to ground length?
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Glaus 4-3. Cabrera 4-3. Ankiel K. 0-0 Bottom 5.
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You know, maybe I'm out of line, but, fuck Bobby Cox!
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You know, maybe I'm out of line, but, fuck Bobby Cox!
I've been saying the same thing every time they mention him tonight.
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Nice throw Larry!
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Larry with an errant throw!
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You know, maybe I'm out of line, but, fuck Bobby Cox!
[Mrs Cox] No worries [/Mrs Cox]
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Larry with an errant throw!
Fingers sticky with Hooters "sauce".
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Castro singles to RF. Happ FC-E5 trying to get force at 2B. Bourn F7. Sanchez F9. Keppinger FC 5U. 0-0 Top 6.
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Jurrgens Ks. Infante F9. Gonzalez F7. 0-0 Bottom 6.
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nice play by chipper, but now he's hurt.
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Wow.
Larry Wayne's career ends in Houston after all.
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Pence 5-3 Larry Wayne hurt. Conrad in at 3B. Lee 5-3. Johnson 5-3. 0-0 Top 7.
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Damn shame. Good player.
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This is turning into the Brooks Conrad show.
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Lyles has given up two no-doubter HRs. I can't judge his movement, but he's shown a FB around 91-92, pretty good curve that varies in sharpness and a good slider. Haven't seen a change I remember. They've hit him pretty solidly but the RR defense leaves a lot to be desired.
Austro says hi.
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Austro says hi.
You tell THAT asshole, he better have my MONEY.
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"No riverhaus, no money."
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You tell THAT asshole, he better have my MONEY.
ASShole. It's pronounced ASShole.
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Abad in for Lyles.
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Angel!
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Angel Sanchez is pretty good.
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Conrad BB. Lopez up in the bullpen. Diaz Ks. McCann BB. I think that Happ is done (106 pitches). Glaus 1B; Conrad scores 1-0 Bad Guys. Runners on 1B and 2B. Happ out; Lopez in. 6-4-3 on a spectacular glove toss by Sanchez. 1-0 Bottom 7.
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Thanks, Mr. Happy.
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Wallace out (I was distracted). Castro F7. Feliz on to pinch hit for Lopez (who threw only one pitch) 6-3. 1-0 Braves Top 8.
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Thinking Feliz would look awesome in an ATL jersey.
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Austro wants them to consider Lee at 3B.
Sampson's in, Alkie.
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Sampson's in, Alkie.
Bah. Who cares what he does in the minors?
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Thinking Feliz would look awesome in an ATL jersey.
+1
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Sampson - one pitch, double play.
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Lyon on to pitch. Ankiel P6. Jurrgens F9. Infante 3U. 1-0 Braves Bottom 8.
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Damn, you could see how much SBB wanted that triple.
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I love triples.
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Michael Fucking Bourn
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I love triples.
Thing. Of. Beauty.
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No. Fucking. Way.
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SBB
You may feel free to check your cock at the door on your way out. You won't be needing it anymore.
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15 years later and the umps still give the Braves 6 inches off the plate.
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The umpire has gone mad. Angel Sanchez calls his own balls and strikes.
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You may feel free to check your cock at the door on your way out. You won't be needing it anymore.
You've moved on to writing marriage vows, I see.
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15 years later and the umps still give the Braves 6 inches off the plate.
and now i'm cursing and crying...(fucking ptsd)
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You've moved on to writing marriage vows, I see.
You said SBB. Your argument has been rendered invalid.
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and now i'm cursing and crying...(fucking ptsd)
Did you not hear JD with a Walt F. Weiss reference earlier?
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Walt Weiss he ain't.
/ptsd
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Touch the damn plate, BOURN!
That was no Walt Fucking Weiss.
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OK, ump just missed him touching the plate.
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Walt Fucking Weiss.
STOP IT! STOP IT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?? YOU'VE GONE MAD!!!
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Touch the damn plate, BOURN!
That was no Walt Fucking Weiss.
He did. HPU never made a safe signal, even after the second time Mikey touched it.
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HP Ump covering himself in glory this inning.
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Don't let 'em diss you like that Carlos.
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Oh, thanks for that in depth Weiss description, Brownie.
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Don't let 'em diss you like that Carlos.
Intentional walk to Pence, for those of you keeping score someplace other than home.
Pitching change. First and second, one out, Caballo.
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Intentional walk to Pence, for those of you keeping score someplace other than home.
Pitching change. First and second, one out, Caballo.
Vodka cranberry time?
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Vodka cranberry time?
Absolut-ely.
Amazing how well it works.
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Absolut-ely.
Amazing how well it works.
I have only Goose, or blue label Smirnoff (which sucks).
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I don't believe. What I just saw.
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Damnit, I've already seen this episode
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haha God the Braves suck at this whole "fielding" thing.
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These new braves are a lot more fun to play than the old ones.
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Alex Gonzalez trying to single-handedly erase memories of Walt Fucking Weiss.
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Fucking stupid Hunter.
Fucking stupid.
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That was a tough safe call to make, what with him staring right fucking at it.
The dirt, however, was CLEARLY out.
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I have only Goose, or blue label Smirnoff (which sucks).
It's the spirit that counts. I'm actually at home clutching a Mount Gay and club soda in one hand and a glass of New Zealand pinot in the other.
Hickock is not impressed.
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He beat the throw, but the tag stayed on as he slid over the bag.
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He beat the throw, but the tag stayed on as he slid over the bag.
Didn't look like he ever came off the bag to me, and Hickock was starting his windup before that.
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Look at the last replay. He's clearly off the bag until the trailing foot hits.
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Didn't look like he ever came off the bag to me, and Hickock was starting his windup before that.
JD says I'm wrong. I'm with JD.
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How in the fucking world are the Braves sniffing the playoffs?
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Tanner Boyle in at 1b.
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"Glaus looked like a jenga tower coming down."
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Bourn 3B to RF! Sanchez K. Keppinger grounds to SS-FC RBI, Gonzalez comes home but Bourn scores because McCann couldn't get control of the ball. 1-1. Pence IBB. Wife Beater out to make pitching change; Moylan on to pitch to Lee. Lee grounds to SS, Gonzalez tries an ill-advised throw to 2B, error on throw, Keppinger scores! 2-1 Good Guys. Gunther cut down trying to swipe 3B (questionable call by 3B umpire). Johnson on a broken bat, seeing eye single; Lee to 3B. Cox out to make pitching change.
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It's the spirit that counts. I'm actually at home clutching a Mount Gay and club soda in one hand and a glass of New Zealand pinot in the other.
Hickock is not impressed.
Went Goose. While I was making it, 3B Ump spit the bit but Kepp trotted home for the go ahead already.
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Calling that a single is very generous.
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Oh, c'mon. Let Wallace face the lefty.
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"Glaus looked like a jenga tower coming down."
Neeeeeeeeyaaaaawwwww. Sploosh.
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All-Georgia umpiring crew.
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Venters on to pitch. Two out; runners on corners. Michaels PH for Wallace Ks. 2-1 Astros Top 9.
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Pilot!!!
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That was an amazingly entertaining half inning. Just rewatched at double speed, and the only thing missing was some yakety sax.
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That was an amazingly entertaining half inning. Just rewatched at double speed, and the only thing missing was some yakety sax Sarah Palin.
FIFY
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Fuck.
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Dammit, Lidstrom. How the hell do you let Brooks Conrad go upper deck?
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Who didn't see that coming. Really.
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Who didn't see that coming. Really.
Yeah I totally saw that coming a mile away.
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Yeah I totally saw that coming a mile away.
Signed Brooks Conrad.
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Mood killer.
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God. dammit.
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Well, I had May for Lindstrom first losing the closer's spot. So that's swell.
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This might explain how they're sniffing the playoffs.
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Blum in at 1B; Lindstrom on to pitch, who hasn't had a save since July 16. Gonzalez 1B. Conrad HR into upper deck 3-2 Braves. Shitfuck. I don't like the Michaels pinch hit appearance because Blum bats second in the ninth and will bat RH against, presumably, Gas Can. Diaz Ks. McCann 6-3. Glaus HR 4-2 Braves. Lindstrom out; Chacin in.
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This might explain how they're sniffing the playoffs.
They get to face Lindstrom nightly?
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I fudged up, guys.
I made an Absolute 8th...with Grey Goose. Things went to shit shortly thereafter.
It's on me, although I think Lindstrom shoulders some of the blame. Glad they knocked the rust off him yesterday.
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Cabrera 4-3. 4-2 Braves Bottom 9.
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Fuck. Billy. Wagner. Pleeeeease.
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His "other" pitch is still shit.
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1B Ump has a date with a slimy hooker.
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Astros could use a couple of Wagner's "Perfect Pitches" right about now.
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Unfortunately, Biggio is no longer active.
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This whole crew is mostly clueless.
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oh well.
go get'em tomorrow boys.
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Gas Can on. Bourgeois PH for Castro 4-3 on excellent play by Infante. Blum 1-18 hittting right-handed this year Ks. Bourn 5-3 4-2 Braves. Shitfuck.
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I fudged up, guys.
I made an Absolute 8th...with Grey Goose. Things went to shit shortly thereafter.
It's on me, although I think Lindstrom shoulders some of the blame. Glad they knocked the rust off him yesterday.
The Absolute Eighth works only for the eighth. There's no ninth inning mojo to it.
I think it was the lack of oreos that's to blame. Better stock up.
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Wow.
Larry Wayne's career ends in Houston after all.
Torn ACL (http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/08/12/mri-shows-jones-has-torn-acl-agent-said/). He's done.