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Title: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:21:16 pm
Astros go down in order in the top half of the first. Heading to the bottom. If anyone cares..
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 07:22:35 pm
You cant get that weak ass shit past Ke.... oh
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Post by: Anit on August 02, 2010, 07:23:23 pm
what a clusterfuck
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Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 07:23:31 pm
Fuck.  Two pitches, three errors.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:23:40 pm
Bot 1st - no score

Lopez - grounder under Kepp's glove for what is ruled a base hit.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 07:23:50 pm
How are they expected to play good ball in clown shoes and rubber noses?
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Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 07:24:05 pm
Yowza.    It appears everyone is taking night off tonight.

Including HPO.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:25:40 pm
Pooholes bouncer to SS, out at first. John Jay takes off from 2nd and Wallace guns him easily at 3b. double play.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 07:25:46 pm
Bot 1st - no score

Lopez - grounder under Kepp's glove for what is ruled a base hit.

It was ruled E4.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 07:25:54 pm
This isn't Little League, you fucks. Making the Astros throw the ball won't result in a bunch of...

Fuck.
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Post by: Gizzmonic on August 02, 2010, 07:26:28 pm
Did the Cards decide to give the Good Guys a do-over?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:28:29 pm
Holliday - walks
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Post by: remy on August 02, 2010, 07:29:26 pm
Well that could have been a lot worse.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:29:39 pm
Rasmus - foulout to Q. 3 outs. 1-0 Cards.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:30:26 pm
It was ruled E4.

Yes, my mistake, was indeed an E4.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:31:37 pm
Top 2 - 1-0 CoArds

Lee - hit through the right side. 1 on, no out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 07:32:35 pm
Pooholes bouncer to SS, out at first. John Jay takes off from 2nd and Wallace guns him easily at 3b. double play.

Nice play by Wallace.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 07:34:28 pm
Obviously there is no way the Astros are going to win tonight. The best they could hope for is to not get embarrassed any more than they already have been.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:34:39 pm
Keppinger - bouncer back to Westbrook for the 1-6-3 dp. 2 down.
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Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 07:35:01 pm
Boy, Kepp sure didn't have any intention of running that ground ball out did he. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:35:34 pm
Wallace - hbp back leg. Hard to miss this dude's legs. 1 on, 2 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:36:27 pm
CJ - K swinging. 3 outs.
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Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 07:36:44 pm
Wallace is the smallest white rhino I've ever seen.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 07:38:38 pm
Wallace is the smallest white rhino I've ever seen.

First time I've seen him.  I don't know why (racist?) but I thought he was black.  So, that was a surprise
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Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:40:11 pm
Bot 2, 1-0 Turds

Yadier - 6-3 groundout. 1 down.
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Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:40:59 pm
Schumaker - lineout to SS du jour Hernandez. 2 away.
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Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:41:45 pm
Westbrook - K swinging, 3 outs.
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Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 07:42:28 pm
First time I've seen him.  I don't know why (racist?) but I thought he was black.  So, that was a surprise

It's funny because I thought he was a chick, so you can imagine the look on my face.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:44:18 pm
Top 3,1-0 Cards

Kepp's error has been taken away and Lopez has been awarded a hit.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:45:02 pm
Q - 5-3 slow roller. 1 away.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:46:15 pm
Myers - K swinging, 2 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:47:36 pm
Bourn - 4-3 groundout, 3 down.
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Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 07:49:11 pm
It's funny because I thought he was a chick, so you can imagine the look on my face.

Baby got back.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:50:20 pm
Bot 3, 1-0 Redbirds

Brendon Ryan - flyout to Bourn. 1 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:51:11 pm
Lopez - flyout to Lee. 2 away.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 07:51:16 pm
Is La Genius still doing that pitcher batting 8th thing?  Still?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 07:51:26 pm
I think I prefer NarWallace to Walrus.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 07:52:19 pm
Is La Genius still doing that pitcher batting 8th thing?  Still?

It wins titles.

And it's indefensibly stupid.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:52:32 pm
He ain't a LaGenius for nothing.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:53:02 pm
John Jay - K swinging, 3 down.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 07:54:39 pm
And it's indefensibly stupid.

God I hope Arky agrees with you
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 07:55:34 pm
Hernandez looks like he knows what to do with a bat
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:55:44 pm
Top 4, 1-0 STL

Hernandez - shoots one down the 3b line for a stand up double. 1 on, 0 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:56:29 pm
Pence - rolls over another one and beats it out. Hernandez to third. 1st and 3rd, 0 out...
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 07:58:32 pm
It's funny because I thought he was a chick, so you can imagine the look on my face.

I got Hernandez right.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 07:59:28 pm
Lee - K swinging, Pence steals 2nd. 1 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:00:04 pm
Come on Kepp, make 'em pay.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:00:58 pm
Fuck. Inside AND low.
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Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:00:58 pm
That's no strike!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:01:57 pm
Take that, Westbrook. Keep fucking around and they're gonna go Randy Wolf on you.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:02:30 pm
Kepp - hits it to Westbrook, he falls down and recovers to throw Kepp out. Run scores. 1-1. Pence to 3b. 2 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:02:41 pm
Austro, you are particularly sneaky.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:03:46 pm
Austro, you are particularly sneaky.

I've been waiting for you to notice.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Gizzmonic on August 02, 2010, 08:04:35 pm
Is La Genius still doing that pitcher batting 8th thing?  Still?

I heard the other day that he's never done it in a postseason game.  Anyone know that for a fact?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:04:48 pm
My eyes! Gaaaaaah!
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Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:05:24 pm
Wallace looks like the anti-Pence at the plate.
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Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:05:52 pm
Target Practice Night!
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Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:05:55 pm
Take that, Westbrook. Keep fucking around and they're gonna go Randy Wolf on you.

Ditto.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:06:12 pm
Wallace - liner off Westbrook's arse. RBI infield hit. 2-1 Astros.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:07:23 pm
Wallace looks like the anti-Pence at the plate.

Dare I say it...like an upright, reversed Bagwell. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:09:06 pm
CJ - grounder to 3b and Lopez forces Wallace at 2b. 3 outs. Astros take the lead on Wallace's first MLB RBI. 2-1 Good Guys.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 08:09:25 pm
Dare I say it...like an upright, reversed Bagwell. 

Ok, let's get him a hand pad NOW.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 08:10:07 pm
Joining the party late, as usual. PBP was a big help catching up, thanks!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:11:24 pm
Dare I say it...like an upright, reversed Bagwell. 

Wallace kind of looks like Bagwell too.  Meaning they're both as ugly as a mud fence.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:12:15 pm
Bot 4, 2-1 Astros

PooHoles - no doubter. game tied 2-2
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:12:20 pm
Well, fuck.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:12:49 pm
Joining the party late, as usual. PBP was a big help catching up, thanks!

Nothing can do justice to the slapdickery of the first two pitches in B1.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:13:18 pm
You know...this Pujols kid can hit a little.  If he keeps this up, pitchers might not want to throw him a cookie right down the center of the plate.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:13:28 pm
Nothing can do justice to the slapdickery of the first two pitches in B1.

It looked like T-ball.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:13:31 pm
Wallace kind of looks like Bagwell too.  Meaning they're both as ugly as a mud fence.

He and Hernandez will get the "Marla" treatment.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 02, 2010, 08:13:56 pm
Fuck Pooholes
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:14:19 pm
You know...this Pujols kid can hit a little.  If he keeps this up, pitchers might not want to throw him a cookie right down the center of the plate.

That had to be the last place he was expecting it.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:15:00 pm
Dare I say it...like an upright, reversed Bagwell. 

Don't piss into the wind.
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't compare rookies to Jeffrey Robert Bagwell.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:15:20 pm
You know...this Pujols kid can hit a little.  If he keeps this up, pitchers might not want to throw him a cookie right down the center of the plate.

Completely missed the target.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:16:46 pm
Completely missed the target.

You think?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:16:52 pm
Holliday - BB, 1 on, 0 out
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:17:41 pm
Rasmus - broken bat looper in front of Pence. 2 on, 0 out
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:18:40 pm
Lance just drove his first run as a Yankee.

He gets to first, does his little open-mouth, slap his hand, half goose step thing.......and asks 1BC how many outs there are.

My boy.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:20:29 pm
He and Hernandez will get the "Marla" treatment.

Is that anything like the "Aunt Jemima" Treatment?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:20:37 pm
Myers has inherited the Oswalt inning.  Wish we had included it in the deal.
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Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:20:56 pm
Yadier - walk to load the bases.

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Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:21:05 pm
Man, Myers cannot hit his spots tonight.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:21:05 pm
Is that anything like the "Aunt Jemima" Treatment?

I've always preferred my syrup with an ample bosom.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 08:21:46 pm
Lance just drove his first run as a Yankee.

He gets to first, does his little open-mouth, slap his hand, half goose step thing.......and asks 1BC how many outs there are.

My boy.

He heard they use the metric system in New England.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:22:34 pm
Schumaker - 6-4-3. Holliday scores. 3-2 CoArds. 2 outs.
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Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 08:22:49 pm
Nice dig by Wallace there!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:23:29 pm
Westbrook - 5-3 to end the inning. 3-2 stl.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:24:23 pm
If you like gruesome, career ending injuries, turn on the Bosox/Tribe game.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:25:14 pm
Myers did a nice job to get out of that with one run.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:25:29 pm
If you like gruesome, career ending injuries, turn on the Bosox/Tribe game.

do tell
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:25:38 pm
Don't piss into the wind.
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't compare rookies to Jeffrey Robert Bagwell.

Nice pick of the relay on that DP...
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:26:00 pm
If you like gruesome, career ending injuries, turn on the Bosox/Tribe game.

BTW...I shall be at the Bosox/Tribe game on Thursday night. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:26:18 pm
If you like gruesome, career ending injuries, turn on the Bosox/Tribe game.

Can you elaborate for those of us without MLBEI?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:26:39 pm
Myers did a nice job to get out of that with one run.

I did what I could to help.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:27:17 pm
do tell

Play at the plate, runner bowls into Santana (the catcher) and his fucking leg goes backwards, 180 degrees the wrong fucking way.   If it's not broken in a thousand places, every ligament in his fucking leg is destroyed.

He couldn't even roll over he was in so much pain.   They finally had to go to break with him paralyzed with pain.   

STOP.  SHOWING.  THE REPLAY.  GAAAAAH.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:27:25 pm
Top 5, 3-2 CoArds

Q - 5-3. 1 out.
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Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:28:04 pm
I did what I could to help.

Awww hell.  Are you pulling for the team again?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:28:07 pm
Back from break and they're looking at his leg like it ain't broken, but his knee is trash.   

I can't believe his lower leg is still attached.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:28:21 pm
He heard they use the metric system in New England.

It's the AL.  10 players per side. 4 outs per inning. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 08:28:41 pm
BTW...I shall be at the Bosox/Tribe game on Thursday night. 

Was at the BoSox/Mariners game last Sunday.  BoSox fans are obnoxious. Made the 8th inning comeback (and resulting victory) by the Mariners that much sweeter!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:28:54 pm
Myers - 4-3, 2 away.
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Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:29:24 pm
His shoe came clean off in the collision.  How often do you see that?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:29:30 pm
Westbrook - 5-3 to end the inning. 3-2 stl.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:29:45 pm
Was at the BoSox/Mariners game last Sunday.  BoSox fans are obnoxious. Made the 8th inning comeback (and resulting victory) by the Mariners that much sweeter!

In Boston?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:29:51 pm
Bourn - K looking. 3 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:30:02 pm
BoSox fans are obnoxious.


You have.  No idea.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: HudsonHawk on August 02, 2010, 08:30:14 pm
His shoe came clean off in the collision.  How often do you see that?

Like Charlie Brown getting his clothes knocked off by a line drive?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:31:00 pm
They're putting on the aircast to cart his ass off and he STILL can't move.  He seriously looks like he may pass out from the pain,
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:31:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know. I was thinking the same thing. We can't all be tanked all the time, right?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:31:16 pm
Like Charlie Brown getting his clothes knocked off by a line drive?

You joke.  Wait til you see this replay.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 08:33:01 pm
Play at the plate, runner bowls into Santana (the catcher) and his fucking leg goes backwards, 180 degrees the wrong fucking way.   If it's not broken in a thousand places, every ligament in his fucking leg is destroyed.

He couldn't even roll over he was in so much pain.   They finally had to go to break with him paralyzed with pain.   

STOP.  SHOWING.  THE REPLAY.  GAAAAAH.

Of course.  I just traded away Pooholes in my Scoresheet league to get him on a three-year contract.

Seriously... are we talking Ray Fosse, or Joe Theisman?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:33:25 pm
Bot 5, 3-2 stl

Ryan - flyout to Bourn. 1 down.
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Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:34:59 pm
Lopez - bb, 1 on 1 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:35:07 pm
Of course.  I just traded away Pooholes in my Scoresheet league to get him on a three-year contract.

Seriously... are we talking Ray Fosse, or Joe Theisman?

Right, I even said "it's Theismann without the bone actually leaving the leg."  I'm not sure it'll end his career effectively like Fosse, but I would imagine he's done for this year and everyday-catching-duties probably aren't in his future.

I would honestly fall off my couch if his knee has a single working part in it.   His leg went backwards almost entirely.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:35:09 pm
Myers needs to figure out that low and in is a strike!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 08:36:59 pm
In Boston?

Nope, SEA. I could understand them being obnoxious in BOS, but the bandwagoneers wannabees rooting for BOS in SEA are pathetic. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:37:22 pm
Jay - k swinging - Q almost cost Myers the k there with that 2nd snap throw to first.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:38:44 pm
Poopoo - jammed, flare out to Keppinger. 3 away.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:43:01 pm
Hernandez battling hard again.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:43:32 pm
Hernandez battling hard again.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:43:44 pm
Top 6, 3-2 CoArds

Hernandez - K swinging. 1 down.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:44:46 pm
Pence - taps one out to Schumaker. 2 away.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 08:46:11 pm
JD notes that Lee has been taking some fielding practice at 1B.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:47:32 pm
Lee - bb, 1 on, 2 out.

Westbrook is pitching a heck of a game.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:49:00 pm
Keppinger - bullet to 3b, through Lopez's legs. Lee to 2b, Kepp at 1st, 2 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:49:55 pm
Wallace is pretty focused on the ball in slow-mo. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:50:23 pm
Keppinger - bullet to 3b, through Lopez's legs. Lee to 2b, Kepp at 1st, 2 outs.

Bullet?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:51:25 pm
Wallace - k swinging. 3 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 08:51:26 pm
Wallace is pretty focused on the ball in slow-mo. 

I'll get my coat.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 08:51:39 pm
JD notes that Lee has been taking some fielding practice at 1B.

Wallace in LF?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 08:52:33 pm
Wallace in LF?

Bagwell in LF.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 08:52:33 pm
Wallace in LF?

No. Possible shift against lefties; get Bourgeois and/or Michaels into the outfield, maybe give Bourn the day off.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 08:54:16 pm
Wallace in LF?

Nope. Might get some time off against LHPs here and again.  Would also allow Michaels of Bourgeois to get some time in LF.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:54:47 pm
Bot 6 - 3-2 STL

Holliday - 6-3 groundout. 1 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:56:20 pm
Rasmus - k swinging. 2 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 08:57:09 pm
Yadier - 4-3 groundout. 3 outs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 09:00:44 pm
Top 7, 3-2 CoArds - This will be my last inning if someone wants to take over pbp.

Randy Winn in RF for Jay. Motte in for Westbrook.

CJ - Liner in front of Winn in RF for a base hit. 1 on, 0 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 02, 2010, 09:01:19 pm
Simmons is blaming Bogar (Sox 3B coach) for destroying Santana's career.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 09:01:43 pm
Q - flyout to Winn in RF. 1 on, 1 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 09:02:31 pm
Simmons is blaming Bogar (Sox 3B coach) for destroying Santana's career.

Wait a minute... they were down four, with one out??

Fuck.

Fuckety fuck.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:03:02 pm
Simmons is blaming Bogar (Sox 3B coach) for destroying Santana's career.

I have a feeling we're going to see a lack of catchers blocking the plate with a wide open, crouched stance in the immediate future.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 09:03:20 pm
PS... he'll reassess that Dale Svuem opinion.  Simmongs hated that man's guts.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 09:05:07 pm
Some classy chap named "blaketime21" just tweeted that he wished Carlos Lee were playing catcher for the Indians.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 02, 2010, 09:05:33 pm
Wow, I always thought Bourgeois was French.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 09:05:46 pm
Bourgeois ph for Myers - double play ball to SS. 3 out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 09:07:48 pm
Wow, I always thought Bourgeois was French.

Racist
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:08:18 pm
Some classy chap named "blaketime21" just tweeted that he wished Carlos Lee were playing catcher for the Indians.

That's disgusting.

Casey Blake wears #23.   Not #21.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 09:12:21 pm
This Brendan Ryan guy is fucking awesome.  Fucking Wade could never get the team a player like that.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:12:36 pm
Yeah, it's a pretty nasty looking injury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pay9bcIBXK8).
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 09:14:25 pm
Yeah, it's a pretty nasty looking injury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pay9bcIBXK8).

why the hell did I watch that?  At least it was blurry.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 09:14:42 pm
wow.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Rebel Jew on August 02, 2010, 09:14:50 pm
pence:

ho. lee. shit.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:15:07 pm
Wow. What a colossally shitty play in RF.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:15:12 pm
Fucking Pence. Another S-route to the spot.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Matt on August 02, 2010, 09:15:40 pm
That play in RF was uglier than the collision play.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:15:43 pm
I can tell you girls, I watched it in real time, in HD, on a fairly large screen and it was not cool of NESN to show 16 replays from 16 angles.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: hostros7 on August 02, 2010, 09:16:11 pm
We need a program that puts solid yellow lines under pence's routes, so he can see how shitty he is at tracking a ball
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: chuck on August 02, 2010, 09:16:28 pm
Slapdickerrific.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:17:31 pm
If the Tigers said, "What about Hunter-" the instant answer is "Yes."
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Matt on August 02, 2010, 09:17:43 pm
I can tell you girls, I watched it in real time, in HD, on a fairly large screen and it was not cool of NESN to show 16 replays from 16 angles.

Look at you fancy New Yorkers with your giant HD televisions.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 09:18:09 pm
PS... he'll reassess that Dale Svuem opinion.  Simmongs hated that man's guts.

Simmons: FYI: Destroying Santana's knee pulls Tim Bogar into a dead heat with Wendall Kim + Dale Sweum for "Worst Sox 3rd base coach ever" honors.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:18:29 pm
Put me down as very interested in seeing The Expendables when it comes out.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:19:34 pm
Simmons: FYI: Destroying Santana's knee pulls Tim Bogar into a dead heat with Wendall Kim + Dale Sweum for "Worst Sox 3rd base coach ever" honors.

Fuck you, Bill Simmons. Bogar didn't say "Hey, crash into his leg, ok? You'll be safe."
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 09:19:34 pm
Put me down as very interested in seeing The Expendables when it comes out.

Me too.  I love that Van Damme refused to be in it because he didn't think his character was developed enough.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:20:26 pm
Me too.  I love that Van Damme refused to be in it because he didn't think his character was developed enough.

Yeah. I'm not sure who else is NOT in this one.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:21:36 pm
Yeah. I'm not sure who else is NOT in this one.

The Governator.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:21:54 pm
Yeah. I'm not sure who else is NOT in this one.

Duh.  Eastwood.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:22:14 pm
The Governator.

Schwarzenegger is in it.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 09:22:41 pm
The Governator.

Nope, he's in.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:23:08 pm
Schwarzenegger is in it.

I guess I should pay more attention.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:23:30 pm
Duh.  Eastwood.

I guess I don't think of Eastwood as that type of action star.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 09:24:19 pm
The Governator.

He has an unbilled cameo.  It's basically Planet Hollywood: The Movie.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 09:24:38 pm
Expendables Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:26:29 pm
Expendables Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis

Jack McBryer?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: hostros7 on August 02, 2010, 09:26:42 pm
Odds on pence rolling over on an outside slider to short?  3:2 or am I being a homer?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Anit on August 02, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
how about a first pitch pop up to the catcher?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 02, 2010, 09:27:36 pm
Stallone wanted his co-star from Tango and Cash, Kurt Russell, but Russell said he didn't want to do an ensemble thing.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:27:44 pm
Hey, stayed out of the double play!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:27:52 pm
Hunter's baseball instincts are like an ostrich's survival instincts. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:28:26 pm
Hunter Pence is a very frustrating young man.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:28:33 pm
Stallone wanted his co-star from Tango and Cash, Kurt Russell, but Russell said he didn't want to do an ensemble thing.

Damn. He would have been great. I bet that was a really fun set to work on.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lefty on August 02, 2010, 09:28:44 pm
No Lorenzo Lamas?  Michael Dudikoff?  Carl Weathers?  Fuck that shit then.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Gizzmonic on August 02, 2010, 09:29:06 pm
"Approach?  That's when I walk towards the batter's box, right?" - Hunter Pence
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: hostros7 on August 02, 2010, 09:29:07 pm
Lovely situational hitting
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:29:23 pm
No Lorenzo Lamas?  Michael Dudikoff?  Carl Weathers?  Fuck that shit then.

Or Mr. T. Maybe they're setting up the sequel.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 09:29:38 pm
Did you see Bourn's route around 3rd?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:30:00 pm
Fuck yeah Keppinger!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:30:00 pm
Cue Ron Brand...
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:30:15 pm
No Lorenzo Lamas?  Michael Dudikoff?  Carl Weathers?  Fuck that shit then.

No Jesse Ventura?   Roddy Piper?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:30:47 pm
I figured I was too late to let everyone know that you can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:30:51 pm
Did you see Bourn's route around 3rd?

The tippy-toe, chopped step, extra wide turn? Yeah, that was special.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: loganck on August 02, 2010, 09:30:57 pm
Yes!  Games have been fun to watch lately.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:31:26 pm
No Jesse Ventura?   Roddy Piper?

What the hell happened to Rowdy Roddy? He was great in They Live.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 09:31:42 pm
Kepp!!!

IBB to Wallace. Would have loved to see the kid park one here and listen to the BFiB bitch about him being traded...

Bases loaded for CJ. 1 out, score tied at 4.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Gizzmonic on August 02, 2010, 09:31:54 pm
Keep servin' up that haggis, McDougal!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: hostros7 on August 02, 2010, 09:32:21 pm
The team has been battling.  Every at bat means something to everyone on the roster, save for maybe lee but he's a hitter
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:32:51 pm
Suck it, Turdinals.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 09:32:57 pm
Wow.  When you're hot, you're hot.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 09:33:18 pm
Bwa ha ha ha ha ... CARLOS FUCKING LEE beat you to home
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 09:33:37 pm
YES! Chopper over the pitcher by CJ and an offline throw to Molina allows the Astros to go up 5-4 (FC, RBI). Bases juiced, 1 out, Q up.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:34:21 pm
Wow.  When you're hot, you're hot.

You're never as bad as you look when you're losing...
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:35:24 pm
You're never as bad as you look when you're losing...

I don't know. This STL bullpen could be as bad as they look.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:37:06 pm
Hey! Sasquatch got some new glasses!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lefty on August 02, 2010, 09:37:54 pm
Roddy Piper?

If you haven't seen the "Always Sunny in Philly" featuring Roddy, your life is not complete.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:38:16 pm
All right, let's get two.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:38:17 pm
Fuck!  I hate that guy. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: loganck on August 02, 2010, 09:38:32 pm
does this mean Lindstrom is ready or the ninth?

shit.  fucking Pujols
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:41:06 pm
Dammit, that pitch has been a strike all night and NOW it's a ball?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:41:09 pm
So.  Now that's not a strike?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 09:41:39 pm
Nice grab there Flapjack!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:41:45 pm
Carlos Lee, hustling outfielder.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:41:55 pm
Dammit, that pitch has been a strike all night and NOW it's a ball?

FIRST.  Oh shit.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:42:34 pm
FIRST.  Oh shit.

You forgot to use your Ferret Powers.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:42:46 pm
Well, that certainly cleaned up nicely.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:42:47 pm
Nice!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:44:51 pm
Direct TV chickenshits. They've got the high ground! Set up a flank, you fools! Comcast is making a direct attack, they're looking to be slaughtered!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:45:51 pm
Direct TV chickenshits. They've got the high ground! Set up a flank, you fools! Comcast is making a direct attack, they're looking to be slaughtered!

I get a kick out of that commercial. "That's a lot of HD."
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 09:46:43 pm
reverT must subscribe to the notion that there is no such thing as too much facial hair.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:46:46 pm
Between Sanchez and Hernandez, I'd say that Manzella had better listen to Bagwell's advice very carefully.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:46:57 pm
Way to lay out, Pooholes.  Hah!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:47:23 pm
Ok, so we win tonight.   We win tomorrow.   We take the division.

What's our NLDS rotation?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:48:03 pm
Between Sanchez and Hernandez, I'd say that Manzella had better listen to Bagwell's advice very carefully.

I really didn't think Manzella had anything to worry about but the more this goes on...
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:48:16 pm
STL broadcast just pointed out that a win tonight will be a 5 game win streak (single season) in STL for HOU.

First.
Time.
Ever.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:48:51 pm
Ok, so we win tonight.   We win tomorrow.   We take the division.

What's our NLDS rotation?

Ryan, Richard and Scott.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: loganck on August 02, 2010, 09:49:26 pm
fucking wave.  ninth inning, one run game.  ridiculous.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 09:49:37 pm
Ryan, Richard and Scott.

Bagwell - LHP
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:50:21 pm
fucking wave.  ninth inning, one run game.  ridiculous.

Even the Cards broadcasters are making fun of it.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:51:11 pm
fucking wave.  ninth inning, one run game.  ridiculous.

BFiB
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:51:50 pm
Nice to see the FTC are pulling the chain on yet another season.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 09:52:02 pm
BFiB

biggest fags in baseball?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:52:44 pm
biggest fags in baseball?

Disgusting.

Fags have sex.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:52:48 pm
Molina is a whiny bitch.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 09:52:59 pm
Bourn. To. Run.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:53:21 pm
Michael Bourn = Black Dynamite.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:53:27 pm
biggest fags in baseball?

And now they boo.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 09:53:32 pm
Michael Bourn, throw him weak shit and he'll run really fast.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: OregonStrosFan on August 02, 2010, 09:53:55 pm
Exellent AB there by Bourn against the lefty! T9, Astros at the corners, no outs, Michaels up!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:54:00 pm
Michael Bourn = Black Dynamite.

Just a guess, but I don't think you can say that.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:55:33 pm
Just a guess, but I don't think you can say that.

What? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgHsOgvfDI)
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 09:55:55 pm
Just a guess, but I don't think you can say that.

I passed out
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:56:03 pm
What? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgHsOgvfDI)

THEY can say that.  You can't.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 09:56:44 pm
I passed out

Finally saw the Santana injury in HD?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 09:56:57 pm
Hate sound like I'm piling on, but Molina is tired or lazy.  Ok, so maybe Miller's missing the spot or the signal, but he isn't moving his feet.  He's just trying to glove everything.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 02, 2010, 09:57:15 pm
STL broadcast just pointed out that a win tonight will be a 5 game win streak (single season) in STL for HOU.

First.
Time.
Ever.

See this, BBG's? That one right there.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: hostros7 on August 02, 2010, 09:57:26 pm
Lopez not having a good night at 3B
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 09:57:52 pm
Hate sound like I'm piling on, but Molina is tired or lazy.  Ok, so maybe Miller's missing the spot or the signal, but he isn't moving his feet.  He's just trying to glove everything.

Lazy.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 09:57:57 pm
What? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgHsOgvfDI)

i like this one better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXXeIRRwGYY&NR=1
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 09:58:58 pm
Dig this, mama. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOyjmppAMI4&feature=related)
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 09:59:33 pm
See this, BBG's? That one right there.

They already made him watch Santana.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 10:01:04 pm
Someday, I'm going to buy YouTube.   Just so I can have it Santana'd.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Anit on August 02, 2010, 10:01:23 pm
insurance runs!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: loganck on August 02, 2010, 10:01:35 pm
this is a first place team?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:01:45 pm
Yeehaw!! Kepp!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: hostros7 on August 02, 2010, 10:01:47 pm
Jeff fucking keppinger thinks your pitching is insufficient
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:02:05 pm
It's always enjoyable to watch the Cardinals kick the ball around.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 02, 2010, 10:02:08 pm
this is a first place team?

Not even close.  We're like 12 out.

But it LOOKS like it, no?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 10:02:10 pm
Anyone remember the bottom of the 1st?   The Jakes have played the whole game that way. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 10:03:00 pm
Jeff fucking keppinger thinks your pitching is insufficient

Don't wanna get smited? (smote?)

Don't throw weak-ass shit like a bitch to Jeff Keppinger.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:03:39 pm
What the hell? Are those BFiB's leaving?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 10:04:05 pm
BIG FUCKING JOHNSON
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 10:04:12 pm
This Johnson kid can hit a little bit.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:04:28 pm
Nice hit by Johnson!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 10:05:41 pm
Ok, so we win tonight.   We win tomorrow.   We take the division.

What's our NLDS rotation?

Home field advantage in the WS, too.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Craig on August 02, 2010, 10:05:56 pm
Don't wanna get smited? (smote?)

smitten!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:06:30 pm
Sweet. 9-4 in the bottom of the 9th.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 10:06:53 pm
BIG FUCKING JOHNSON

You and Your Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg&feature=youtube_gdata)
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:07:10 pm
Home field advantage in the WS, too.

That's right, it counted this time.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:07:57 pm
You and Your Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg&feature=youtube_gdata)

That's a big Johnson.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:08:32 pm
All right Lindstrom. Keep that back loose.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 10:09:55 pm
Astros win takes them above the Cubs and knocks the Jakes off the top of the division. 

Perfect night?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 10:10:15 pm
Astros win takes them above the Cubs and knocks the Jakes off the top of the division. 

Perfect night?

not yet
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
All right Lindstrom. Keep that back loose.

White ball, hip pocket.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 10:11:14 pm
I foresee much teeth-gnashing by the BFiBs with regard to this bullpen.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:11:26 pm
White ball, hip pocket.

Very nice.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 10:11:38 pm
16-1 brewers over the cubs??  wow
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 10:13:03 pm
Nice 3-4-1!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 10:13:22 pm
kepp is a good player
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:13:31 pm
16-1 brewers over the cubs??  wow

Celebrating the culture of losing since 1938.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Anit on August 02, 2010, 10:14:30 pm
16-1 brewers over the cubs??  wow

18-1 now
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Lurch on August 02, 2010, 10:14:39 pm
Break em up!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:14:47 pm
Woo hoo! Good Guys win!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 10:15:17 pm
yeah!!!

Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:15:25 pm
Love sending those BFiBs home crying.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 02, 2010, 10:15:53 pm
I guess the Brewers offense was a little constipated after getting blanked twice, no?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Bench on August 02, 2010, 10:16:23 pm
Trade more guys!  It's working!
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 10:16:28 pm
they are definitely making up for the weekend.  poor cubs
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 10:16:36 pm
I guess the Brewers offense was a little constipated after getting blanked twice, no?

Glad they could blow shit all over the Cubs.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 10:16:59 pm
18-1 now

They let Trevor Hoffman bat...with the bases loaded.  Pure mercy. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:17:24 pm
Glad they could blow shit all over the Cubs.

Exactly.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:17:35 pm
They let Trevor Hoffman bat...with the bases loaded.  Pure mercy. 

haha
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 10:18:14 pm
they are definitely making up for the weekend.  poor cubs

I get the definite impression that those high-character Cubs are phoning it in for the rest of the season. I'd love to see them finish in 5th place.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: BudGirl on August 02, 2010, 10:18:55 pm
I get the definite impression that those high-character Cubs are phoning it in for the rest of the season. I'd love to see them finish in 5th place.

i'd prefer they finish in 6th.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 02, 2010, 10:19:35 pm
i'd prefer they finish in 6th.

Me, too, but the Pirates are epically bad.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 10:19:50 pm
i'd prefer they finish in 6th.

I'd prefer Wrigley get hit by an asteroid.  While they're playing the Jakes. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 10:26:46 pm
Lopez was out at the plate, but I can certainly see how the umpire missed it.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 10:31:16 pm
WTF??  Manny Acta saying Santana "responded well" to trainers tests, and there may not be any structural damage?!?!?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:32:23 pm
WTF??  Manny Acta saying Santana "responded well" to trainers tests, and there may not be any structural damage?!?!?

That would be great if it's true. And Bill Simmons will have another reason to fuck off.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 02, 2010, 10:35:46 pm
And the Brown Hand Center Hands of the Game Award goes to...Hunter Pence.

Sigh.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: seib22 on August 02, 2010, 10:37:48 pm
And the Brown Hand Center Hands of the Game Award goes to...Hunter Pence.

Sigh.

"Hey, you just can't play that ball any better." Shut your face Eschenfelder.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:40:04 pm
"Hey, you just can't play that ball any better." Shut your face Eschenfelder.

He said that?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 02, 2010, 10:40:54 pm
He said that?

It's true, your honor.  This man has no dick.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 02, 2010, 10:41:58 pm
He said that?

They spent considerable time explaining that a ball hit straight to you, is the hardest one to play.  Especially if you dance around it like a KCF, they didn't add.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 02, 2010, 10:44:51 pm
It's true, your honor.  This man has no dick.

We'll gladly donate Joshua.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MRaup on August 03, 2010, 12:53:01 am
"Hey, you just can't play that ball any better." Shut your face Eschenfelder.

Kevin Eschenfelder, the Hunter Pence of the Astro Post Game Show.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on August 03, 2010, 08:40:46 am
Dr. Michael Brown Hand Center (http://www.houstonpress.com/related/to/Hand+Center): The Hunter Pence Darryl Strawberry of Hand Doctors.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 03, 2010, 08:56:39 am
Don't forget - he personally trained the doctors in the Brown Hand Procedure.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: rifraft on August 03, 2010, 08:57:29 am
Don't forget - he personally trained the doctors in the Brown Hand Procedure.

"Daddy's little girl...."

fucking creepy.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 03, 2010, 09:12:18 am
"Daddy's little girl...."

fucking creepy.

I was creeped out by that bloke before I found out that he is a proper weirdigan.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JaneDoe on August 03, 2010, 09:46:30 am
Don't forget - he personally trained the doctors in the Brown Hand Procedure.

That is one training session I would not want to attend.

Brown Hand Procedure: "Ok, guys...wish in one hand, shit in the other."

Training complete.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 03, 2010, 09:51:15 am
That is one training session I would not want to attend.

Brown Hand Procedure: "Ok, guys...wish in one hand, shit in the other."

Training complete.

That's not the "hand procedure" that instantly sprang to my, and almost certainly Alkie's, mind.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Andyzipp on August 03, 2010, 09:54:37 am
Don't forget - he personally trained the doctors in the Brown Hand Procedure.

Personally trained because he's no longer allowed to practice medicine.

The wife in those commercials, while attractive, seems to be desperately trying to send out "Help Me!" messages with her eyes betraying her firmly clinched jaw.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 03, 2010, 09:57:32 am
The wife in those commercials, while attractive, seems to be desperately trying to send out "Help Me!" messages with her eyes betraying her firmly clinched jaw.

+1
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Guinness on August 03, 2010, 09:57:58 am
That's not the "hand procedure" that instantly sprang to my, and almost certainly Alkie's, the collective SnS mind.

FIFY
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 03, 2010, 09:58:54 am
"the collective SnS mind"??

Are we the Borg?
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: JimR on August 03, 2010, 09:59:42 am
"the collective SnS mind"??


no such thing, mind or collective
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ty in Tampa on August 03, 2010, 10:03:05 am
Lockstep.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Andyzipp on August 03, 2010, 10:03:41 am
"the collective SnS mind"??

Are we the Borg?

Borg?

(http://www.fnokd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/swedish_chef.jpg)
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 03, 2010, 10:06:48 am
Holy crap.  I see we've met our "really fucked up shit" quota early today.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Ron Brand on August 03, 2010, 10:07:18 am
Perhaps Mr. Brown used the Jerry Calypso Method (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/217eb2a2e1/jerry-calypso-on-ordering-chinese) as a basis.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: austro on August 03, 2010, 10:08:53 am
Holy crap.  I see we've met our "really fucked up shit" quota early today.

Winning streak has everybody feeling their oats.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 03, 2010, 10:20:39 am
Winning streak has everybody feeling their oats.

[Carlos Lee] Did someone say "oats"? [/Carlos Lee]
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: MusicMan on August 03, 2010, 10:22:06 am
[Sarah Jessica Parker] Did someone say "oats"? [/Sarah Jessica Parker]

FIFY
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Alkie on August 03, 2010, 06:24:22 pm
WTF??  Manny Acta saying Santana "responded well" to trainers tests, and there may not be any structural damage?!?!?

15 day DL, sprained knee.

We must find a mate for young Santana.  It will be important for our species to breed this man to prepare for a future full of birds with specialized knee-busting beaks and poor third base coaching.
Title: Re: 8/2/2010 - Astros at CoArds
Post by: Limey on August 03, 2010, 06:42:43 pm
15 day DL, sprained knee.

We must find a mate for young Santana.  It will be important for our species to breed this man to prepare for a future full of birds with specialized knee-busting beaks and poor third base coaching.

Fuck that!  Coat his skeleton in adamantium!