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Title: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 07:22:09 pm
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Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: loganck on July 30, 2010, 07:23:32 pm
I had an open tab with Astros.com open in it.  All of the sudden, the game started playing in a new window.  First time that's ever happened for me.  Brewer's broadcast, for some reason.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Craig on July 30, 2010, 07:26:56 pm
Either Lance Berkman or Brian Moehler now for Faith Night.

I'll bet Lance gets inserted as a pinch-hitter tonight and everyone cries like a baby.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 07:36:07 pm
Micheals homers to the concourse in LCF.  Astros lead 1-0 Bottom 2nd
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Jose Cruz III on July 30, 2010, 07:37:00 pm
What a catch by Braun. Good grief.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 07:38:01 pm
I'll bet Lance gets inserted as a pinch-hitter tonight and everyone cries like a baby.

Think so?  I guess Yanks can't ask for him to not play
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Jose Cruz III on July 30, 2010, 07:38:21 pm
Johnson up with a 12 game streak.

still at 12
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 07:48:35 pm
Is Lance even in the dugout?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: loganck on July 30, 2010, 07:51:00 pm
he took batting practice
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 07:52:43 pm
What a play by Weeks and Parra.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 07:52:53 pm
Holy shit what a play by the Brewers!  And the fucking home crowd boos.  Sick
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Ron Brand on July 30, 2010, 07:52:55 pm
Dear God, it's the Thirst Inning. It's what we DO!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: loganck on July 30, 2010, 07:53:38 pm
Sure seemed like Happ should have beaten it.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: seib22 on July 30, 2010, 07:53:55 pm
That was awesome. I don't care who you are.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 07:56:28 pm
Sure seemed like Happ should have beaten it.

He was running hard right until he got to the base.  He then stutter stepped, probably trying to avoid a collision.  No problem for me.  Sure as hell no reason to boo.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 07:57:17 pm
He was running hard right until he got to the base.  He then stutter stepped, probably trying to avoid a collision.  No problem for me.  Sure as hell no reason to boo.

Was the boo directed towards him or the ump (because the fans thought he should have been called safe)?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: seib22 on July 30, 2010, 07:59:19 pm
I'm sure it was directed at the ump, but still. If you're a fan of baseball, then your first reaction after a play like that should be "WOW".
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: loganck on July 30, 2010, 07:59:46 pm
No excuse to boo anyone on that play.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 30, 2010, 08:00:36 pm
Roy's Phillies debut: 6 ip, 7 h, 5 r, 4 er, 2 bb, 4 k, 2 hp. He threw 86 pitches (54 strikes).
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:03:09 pm
I'm sure it was directed at the ump, but still. If you're a fan of baseball, then your first reaction after a play like that should be "WOW".
No excuse to boo anyone on that play.

Agree.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: loganck on July 30, 2010, 08:08:55 pm
I think I'm going to miss that ridiculous Puma sound effect
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 30, 2010, 08:11:37 pm
I'll miss Lance but not the Puma. Fuck that shit.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 08:15:20 pm
Big Johnson!!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: seib22 on July 30, 2010, 08:15:43 pm
CJ!!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 30, 2010, 08:15:48 pm
Wow! Johnson, wow!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:15:52 pm
CJ extends his hitting streak to 13 games with a 3 run shibby!

Astros 4, Brewers 0
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: loganck on July 30, 2010, 08:16:04 pm
I'll miss Lance but not the Puma. Fuck that shit.
I agree for the most part, but that rawr always makes me laugh.

Entertaining game tonight.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: hostros7 on July 30, 2010, 08:16:18 pm
Dear God, it's the Thirst Inning. It's what we DO!

I'm pouring out* a bottle of scotch for our fallen homiez Berkman and Oswalt and the great Astros teams of the aughts in general.  They will be missed.

*down my hatch
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 30, 2010, 08:19:50 pm
I'll miss Lance but not the Puma. Fuck that shit.

Holy crap, hadn't even thought about that, or the real side benefit: THE LITTLE PUMAS ARE DONE!!!!!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:21:27 pm
Holy crap, hadn't even thought about that, or the real side benefit: THE LITTLE PUMAS ARE DONE!!!!!

And Patti Smith is interviewing the furries right now.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JackAstro on July 30, 2010, 08:22:22 pm
OMG no! Not the little pumas! So sad...
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JackAstro on July 30, 2010, 08:23:20 pm
That guy was pretty serious for a Furry.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:24:05 pm
OMG no! Not the little pumas! So sad...

Say goodbye! (http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Little-Pumas/150398206029?ref=search)
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 30, 2010, 08:24:17 pm
J.D. suggest they take their act to the Big Apple. Take the subway.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:25:53 pm
J.D. suggest they take their act to the Big Apple. Take the subway.

With the suit on.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Gizzmonic on July 30, 2010, 08:26:52 pm
That guy was pretty serious for a Furry.

Humor has no place in the Furry's worldview.  Otherwise, they might get a little self-conscious writing their Harry Potter furry fanfic.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 30, 2010, 08:37:32 pm
Berkman is a Yankee?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:37:47 pm
Haha.  YOU COULD TAKE LANCE BERKMAN TO SCHOOL!!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 30, 2010, 08:39:50 pm
Haha.  YOU COULD TAKE LANCE BERKMAN OR A PLAYER TO BE NAMED LATER TO SCHOOL!!

Patty fixed that one on the slide...
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 08:42:12 pm
Not on Astros.com 
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 30, 2010, 08:51:29 pm
JA was awesome.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:06:02 pm
Anyone hearing that Pence is going to the Detroit Tigers? 
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Matt on July 30, 2010, 09:06:59 pm
Anyone hearing that Pence is going to the Detroit Tigers? 

You tease
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:11:21 pm
You tease

Not teasing.  Just hearing rumors.  Wondering if anyone else had heard anything. 
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: chuck on July 30, 2010, 09:12:25 pm
Phil Cuzzi is a fucking idiot. But you already knew that.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Matt on July 30, 2010, 09:13:04 pm
Not teasing.  Just hearing rumors.  Wondering if anyone else had heard anything. 

Don't see that anywhere. Where did you hear it?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:14:01 pm
Great running dive and catch by Bourn to send the Prince to the bench!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 30, 2010, 09:15:09 pm
Michael Bourn's glove: where triples go to die!

And folks say that Yordani is a better defender than Bourn? I have a hard time imagining what that would look like.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Reuben on July 30, 2010, 09:15:37 pm
Michael Bourn is a fuckin' ballplayer.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:16:01 pm
Don't see that anywhere. Where did you hear it?

Friend.  Its probably just a baseless rumor, but I've never known them to say anything untrue.  That was why I asked to see if anyone else had heard rumblings.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JackAstro on July 30, 2010, 09:20:31 pm
JA was awesome.

Thanks, man, but I ain't dead yet.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: dirty steve on July 30, 2010, 09:21:14 pm
i am pretty sure carlos lee shouldn't be calling michael bourn off a fly-ball...ever.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 30, 2010, 09:22:50 pm
Gotta PH Berkman for Lee next. 1 pitch, taking all the way, then replace him with Bourgeois.  Gotta give the man a curtain call!!!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: dirty steve on July 30, 2010, 09:23:29 pm
did JD just call lopez' fastball the "french tickler?"
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: remy on July 30, 2010, 09:23:34 pm
You don't blah blah blah that weak shit blah blah Jeff Keppinger.

Also, horrible horrible home run call by Milo.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:23:40 pm
Free Chicken!!

Kepp hits the fowl pole!  Homerun!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: dirty steve on July 30, 2010, 09:25:19 pm


Also, horrible horrible home run call by Milo.
that's understood and expected.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: chuck on July 30, 2010, 09:26:07 pm
Also, horrible horrible home run call by Milo.

What did he say?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JackAstro on July 30, 2010, 09:26:20 pm
Bummer.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: remy on July 30, 2010, 09:28:50 pm
What did he say?

He basically gave up on it early and called it foul.  Then seemed to change his mind after about 5 seconds of inane babble.  All the while really not giving us any hint that it was actually home run distance.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 30, 2010, 09:31:30 pm
That's a wrap.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:32:50 pm
Astros win 5-0.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JimR on July 30, 2010, 09:33:50 pm
Michael Bourn's glove: where triples go to die!

And folks say that Yordani is a better defender than Bourn? I have a hard time imagining what that would look like.

you have never seen anyone as good as Yordany.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: austro on July 30, 2010, 09:37:33 pm
And folks say that Yordani is a better defender than Bourn? I have a hard time imagining what that would look like.

Imagine Bourn's speed and glove, and then graft on the best arm you've seen. That's Ramirez. Why he isn't getting ML time is a mystery to me.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: BUWebguy on July 30, 2010, 09:39:18 pm
Here's where that Pence/Tigers talk probably came from -- Phil Rogers.

http://twitter.com/Epitome_of_Me/status/19604587893

"Just watching MLB Network and Phil Rogers says the #tigers are looking at Hunter Pence. I can get behind that."
- My Name Is Me (@Epitome_of_Me)
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:39:25 pm
Imagine Bourn's speed and glove, and then graft on the best arm you've seen. That's Ramirez. Why he isn't getting ML time is a mystery to me.

So he's the anti-Pence?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: austro on July 30, 2010, 09:41:21 pm
So he's the anti-Pence?

Well, he has the strike zone discipline of Pence.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 09:42:13 pm
Well, he has the strike zone discipline of Pence.

oh. great.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JimR on July 30, 2010, 10:11:25 pm
Imagine Bourn's speed and glove, and then graft on the best arm you've seen. That's Ramirez. Why he isn't getting ML time is a mystery to me.

he would make Bourn's great catches look easy. he is the smoothest, greatest OFer i have ever seen.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Craig on July 30, 2010, 10:17:59 pm
he would make Bourn's great catches look easy. he is the smoothest, greatest OFer i have ever seen.

Holy shit.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 10:18:55 pm
he would make Bourn's great catches look easy. he is the smoothest, greatest OFer i have ever seen.

Quite the compliment, coming from you.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 10:19:22 pm
you have never seen anyone as good as Yordany.

Where is he these days?
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JaneDoe on July 30, 2010, 10:20:12 pm
Where is he these days?

According to the article Matadorph just posted, being demoted to A to begin work as a pitcher.

ETA:
Quote
NOTE: OF Yordany Ramirez was sent to Class-A Lexington after Friday's game; he will begin work as a pitcher in the Astros organization.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Lurch on July 30, 2010, 10:25:30 pm
According to the article Matadorph just posted, being demoted to A to begin work as a pitcher.

ETA:

What the hell?  I want to see what Jim saw!
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Jacksonian on July 30, 2010, 10:31:40 pm
What the hell?  I want to see what Jim saw!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpLIOOg4xro
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: JimR on July 30, 2010, 10:32:18 pm
What the hell?  I want to see what Jim saw!

they never called him up. never understood it.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: chuck on July 30, 2010, 11:06:01 pm
they never called him up. never understood it.

Me neither. Charlton Jimerson, who the hell was that guy from the Marlins?... Yo can play, and he's not nearly as impatient a hitter as those other CF call-ups, at least from what I've seen. Maybe he can pitch.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: austro on July 30, 2010, 11:36:16 pm
he would make Bourn's great catches look easy. he is the smoothest, greatest OFer i have ever seen.

He would catch flies out in RCF and just dare runners on 2nd to take 3rd. And then gun a one-hop laser to 3rd. By this year everybody had their scouting reports and they didn't even bother to try, but Ramirez would still uncork a laser every now and then just to remind everybody what he has. I saw throws to 3rd from RCF beat guys by two strides.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: MikeyBoy on July 31, 2010, 08:39:58 am
He would catch flies out in RCF and just dare runners on 2nd to take 3rd. And then gun a one-hop laser to 3rd. By this year everybody had their scouting reports and they didn't even bother to try, but Ramirez would still uncork a laser every now and then just to remind everybody what he has. I saw throws to 3rd from RCF beat guys by two strides.

Reading this gave me a chubby. I would have loved to see him play.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: chuck on July 31, 2010, 12:08:36 pm
Reggie Abercrombie. That's the dude I was thinking of.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Rebel Jew on July 31, 2010, 03:56:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpLIOOg4xro

holy shit!  the second catch on that vid.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: austro on July 31, 2010, 04:52:08 pm
holy shit!  the second catch on that vid.

Jim and I weren't kidding: this guy can play defense.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 31, 2010, 07:04:22 pm
Phil Cuzzi is a fucking idiot. But you already knew that.

Not only is he a fucking idiot, he's a brash asshole who I expect to blossom into a complete dicknose.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 31, 2010, 09:10:06 pm
Not only is he a fucking idiot, he's a brash asshole who I expect to blossom into a complete dicknose.

Not only does his face have a nose that is made out of dick, his dick has a nose too, and it looks like a mini dick with an even tinier nose with a little bitty minuscule dick.
Title: Re: Brewers @ Astros 7/30/10 Happ's Astro debut
Post by: chuck on July 31, 2010, 10:22:28 pm
Not only does his face have a nose that is made out of dick, his dick has a nose too, and it looks like a mini dick with an even tinier nose with a little bitty minuscule dick.

And none of them works.