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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: Rebel Jew on July 13, 2010, 07:25:42 pm
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Just turned on the all star game and I got Hollywood actors lecturing me about being a good citizen??????????? Fuck you actors!!! Fuck you Bud Selig!!!
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Seriously, is this a fucking South Park episode or something???
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Oh and a huge giant giant giant fuck you to Fox!!!!!!! Fuck you People magazine too!!! Fuck you fat bitch from Fox's hit show Glee!!! God, I'm beginning to really hate myself!!! ANd now the players are SHAKING HANDS WITH THE PEOPLE IN A CHOREOGRAPHE STUPID SUPITD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And hey Joe Buck: FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUU TOOOOOOOO!!!! "boy we're sure off to a good start." NO WE'RE NOT YOU SPOILED SELF-ABSORBED PRICK
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This is pure garbage. Play ball!
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I think I'm getting the urge to go burn down a homeless shelter. Is that wrong? Should I not be feeling that?
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AND NOW A TRIBUTE TO GEORGE STEINBRENNEERRRRRR??????????
"A GREAT AMERICAN LIFE??????????????"
I KILL YOU FOX I KILL YOU JOE BUCK I KILL YOU I KILL YOU
AND NOW THE FAT BITCH FROM FOX'S HIT SHOW GLEE IS BACK!!!!!! KNIFE TO MY EYES KNIFE TO MY EYES MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP OHHHHHH YESSSS SWEET PAIN SWEET RELIEF. OH PLEASE MAKE MY EARS STOP HEARING TOO
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At least you fucking fucks get to watch the fucking game. I have to fucking TiVo it because I have to fucking work. Fuck!
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Why do you guys hate America?
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Why do you guys hate America?
Because of shit like this. Duh.
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At least you fucking fucks get to watch the fucking game. I have to fucking TiVo it because I have to fucking work. Fuck!
Wait, so you have a magic device that allows you to skip this bullshit and all the other bullshit that is coming and just watch the game??? And how is this a bad thing for you?
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Wait...you're right! What am I complaining about? See you later, suckers!
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"while a youngster named Mauer was the hottest hitter in Minnesota... LITTLE LEAGUE"
I think I'm just going to stop bitching and stop watching altogether. Guess I'm going to miss the Bourn 9 steal explosion. Oh well, sanity more important, see you tomorrow.
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Damn, I missed the first 48 minutes of the game. Wait, what?
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Apparently I missed all of what Joey's bitching about (just tuned in), but I REALLY want to know about it now. Fuck?
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Apparently I missed all of what Joey's bitching about (just tuned in), but I REALLY want to know about it now. Fuck?
47 minutes of commercials, Hollywood'ian blathering, Joe Buck trying to suck himself off in the booth while the others attempt to assist, deification of George, and oh yeah, about 3 minutes of baseball related anything... My heart bleeds that you missed all of that.
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Oh yeah, and you missed Harrison Ford spotting Pinella'esque stubble and some goofy ass earing.
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Why does Fox feel that the event itself is inadequate? They could really take a page from the World Cup folks: bring out the teams, sing the anthems, play the game, go home. What could be simpler?
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Blahblahblahblahbrought to you by blahblahblahblahblah sponsors of blahblahblahblah ceremonial blahblahblahblah your Schick blahblahblahblahblah 2010 blahblahblahblah after this word blahblahblah greatest owner blahblahblahblah Pennzoil blahblahblahblah rights of blahblahblah express written consent blahblahblahblah inning sponsored by blahblahblahblah this moment brought to you by blahblahblahblah
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Blahblahblahblahbrought to you by blahblahblahblahblah sponsors of blahblahblahblah ceremonial blahblahblahblah your Schick blahblahblahblahblah 2010 blahblahblahblah after this word blahblahblah greatest owner blahblahblahblah Pennzoil blahblahblahblah rights of blahblahblah express written consent blahblahblahblah inning sponsored by blahblahblahblah this moment brought to you by blahblahblahblah
You forgot this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkTwcwhLc0)
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Why does Fox feel that the event itself is inadequate? They could really take a page from the World Cup folks: bring out the teams, sing the anthems, play the game, go home. What could be simpler?
Because Fox knows that "the majesty of the game" is the most marketable part of it. They're not paying whatever they're paying to broadcast this shit just for the so-so ratings it gets. It's because companies like People Magazine and Pepsi Co and Holiday Inn can wrap their dicks in black light paper then turn off the lights to show us how much they glow.
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So "majesty of the game" = "dicks wrapped in black light paper"?
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So "majesty of the game" = "dicks wrapped in black light paper"?
Sure. What's the confusion? It's all about the bats.
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Because Fox knows that "the majesty of the game" is the most marketable part of it. They're not paying whatever they're paying to broadcast this shit just for the so-so ratings it gets. It's because companies like People Magazine and Pepsi Co and Holiday Inn can wrap their dicks in black light paper then turn off the lights to show us how much they glow.
So, what did you feel about the ESPN Le Bron Decision spectacular last week.
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I am no longer qualified to comment on the majesty of the game. Jane? BudGirl? 94CG?
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So, what did you feel about the ESPN Le Bron Decision spectacular last week.
i was tripping on LSD at the time, waiting to see Toy Story 3D in Imax, watching my city riot on a tiny corner of an SF bar while the Lebron thing played on the 70,000 other tv's. i really think it prevented the riots from truly getting out of hand. i really do.
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There is some serious pitching going on here.
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I think Joe Buck needs to be killed.
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Joe Buck must be destroyed!
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I never would have thought Braun had that in him.
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Thought I just saw dickface make a highlight reel play. I gotta stop sniffing glue...
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Nice throw, Joe.
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Way to go after the bender low and way away there
Hunter Corey.
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Dear Lord what was that?
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Dear Lord what was that?
you see, pitchers are used to throwing to home base, so sometimes they don't do so good when they throw to other bases.
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you see, pitchers are used to throwing to home base, so sometimes they don't do so good when they throw to other bases.
Like Rivera that one time in 2001?
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Like Rivera that one time in 2001?
Yes! And Scott Kazmir did it that one time too
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Bourn would have had that one. Come on, Charlie, you know what you've got on the bench.
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is it me or did pretty much the entire texas ranger make the all-star line-up?
nice to see the AL screw up. bourn would not have overslid the base.
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Why does Fox feel that the event itself is inadequate? They could really take a page from the World Cup folks: bring out the teams, sing the anthems, play the game, go home. What could be simpler?
Right. No hype with the World Cup. No sir, just 22 guys on the field, calmly going about their business.
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Here is the fantastic thing about watching the game down here on ESPN International or whatever it is: no Joe Buck.
Whom do I like less, Joe Buck or Kobe Bryant? Hmm. I think it might just be Joe Buck. I like an ego-maniacal rapist better than Joe Buck. Wow.
This game would be tied if David Wright were not a total fucking idiot. Lying on second with the ball trickling into the outfield that motherfucker looked at literally everything on the field EXCEPT his third base coach. What the fuck does he think the dude standing down there in the Phillies uniform is doing, anyway?
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If I can cheer for Scott Rolen I can cheer for damn near anybody.
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Here is the fantastic thing about watching the game down here on ESPN International or whatever it is: no Joe Buck.
Whom do I like less, Joe Buck or Kobe Bryant? Hmm. I think it might just be Joe Buck. I like an ego-maniacal rapist better than Joe Buck. Wow.
This game would be tied if David Wright were not a total fucking idiot. Lying on second with the ball trickling into the outfield that motherfucker looked at literally everything on the field EXCEPT his third base coach. What the fuck does he think the dude standing down there in the Phillies uniform is doing, anyway?
it didn't help that corey hart couldn't hit a ball to the outfield.
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and another thing chuck, since you aren't listening to joe and tim you missed the hilarious story about aj pujols. your loss.
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If I can cheer for Scott Rolen I can cheer for damn near anybody.
Amen, brother.
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so, it's not just the astros that can't hit a sacrifice fly.
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Lets see. Designate Omar Infante as your player eligible to return, yet he is one of the three position players remaining on your bench. Hmmmmm...... Thinking maybe one of your big bats at 1B should have been the designee...
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and another thing chuck, since you aren't listening to joe and tim you missed the hilarious story about aj pujols. your loss.
Perhaps. But I've been listening to Rick Sutcliffe for a couple of hours so there has been plenty of hilarity, let me tell you.
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now i have to root for a cub
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now i have to root for a cub
Walk. Best case scenario.
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Brian McCann is my HERO!!!
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Awesome hit there McCann!!!
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took a freakin' brave to get the hit.
according to the talking box, biggest hit for the nl in 13 years. simply amazing.
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Clutchiness
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How about that at bat by Byrd? Down 0-2...works a walk.
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wouldn't it be cool if the nl won this game for steinbrenner?
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Is there anyone in the league who is *not* an All Star this year?
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Is there anyone in the league who is *not* an All Star this year?
i can think of 24 guys.
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Is there anyone in the league who is *not* an All Star this year?
Roy Oswalt, Lance Berkman, Carlos Lee... I can go on if you'd like.
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i can think of 24 guys.
Well, besides the obvious.
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i didn't realize wiggy made the team for the al.
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i didn't realize wiggy made the team for the al.
I didn't realize half the guys did. Seriously, each league has like 60 players.
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Reminds me - I was prepared for Bourn's introduction, you know, a bunch of guys standing there tipping their caps and suddenly some little guy who's about at their armpits. And then Furcal. Bourn fucking towers over Furcal. I had no idea that little fucker was so small. And a shortstop? Wow.
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I didn't realize half the guys did. Seriously, each league has like 60 players.
You know, this game is boring. They should change the rules. I don't know, make it count somehow.
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Damn, that singing chick in the cut-offs has some man-hands. She could play catcher without a mitt.
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Reminds me - I was prepared for Bourn's introduction, you know, a bunch of guys standing there tipping their caps and suddenly some little guy who's about at their armpits. And then Furcal. Bourn fucking towers over Furcal. I had no idea that little fucker was so small. And a shortstop? Wow.
furcal is listed at 5'8" and bourn is 5'11"
to me, bourn does not seem that tall.
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You know, this game is boring. They should change the rules. I don't know, make it count somehow.
If this game ends in a tie, you may have a point.
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Is Bourn in CF yet? I was out of the room at the start of the inning, so I missed any changes that may have been made.
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furcal is listed at 5'8" and bourn is 5'11"
to me, bourn does not seem that tall.
I'm nowhere near 5'11" and I'm comfortably taller than Bourn.
YOU STUPID CARDINAL MOTHERFUCKER.
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Is Bourn in CF yet? I was out of the room at the start of the inning, so I missed any changes that may have been made.
no, holliday just made a worse play on a ball than pence.
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If only the NL had a good defensive outfielder on its bench...
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I'm nowhere near 5'11" and I'm comfortably taller than Bourn.
YOU STUPID CARDINAL MOTHERFUCKER.
are you calling astros.com a liar??
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Holliday is a butcher. I almost hope the Cards make the postseason just so they can lose a heartbreaker on another Holliday fuckup.
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If only the NL had a good defensive outfielder on its bench...
Eleventy bucks says he comes one as a pinch runner next time someone slow reaches base, and stays in for the last inning+.
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Way to nonchalant there Furcal, you drunk little fuck.
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Eleventy bucks says he comes one as a pinch runner next time someone slow reaches base, and stays in for the last inning+.
We're *in* the last inning+. Byrd in CF, Holliday in LF is not what I call a defensive lineup.
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no, holliday just made a worse play on a ball than pence.
I wouldn't have believed it, except I saw it with my own eyes.
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I don't care how good this new Sharp TV is. I'm not ever buying it, just on principle.
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Haha.
"You think these guys don't care? Watch Wainwright.......as he exits your screen."
Buck, he was never on the friggin screen.
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I don't care how good this new Sharp TV is. I'm not ever buying it, just on principle.
Is that Mr. Sulu hawking TVs?
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We're *in* the last inning+. Byrd in CF, Holliday in LF is not what I call a defensive lineup.
Technically, you're in the last inning+ in the first inning. I meant the 8th or 9th...
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at least wainwright cares.
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Is that Mr. Sulu hawking TVs?
Yep. They had a shot of him attending the game tonight earlier during the broadcast.
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left field? they put bourn in left?
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Dear Charlie Manuel -
You'd really rather have Chris Young in CF than Michael Bourn?
thanks, BUWebguy
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Brian Wilson (and his fauxhawk) have the third most saves in the majors. But he has the ugliest shoes.
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bourn will lead off the 9th? bunt?
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But he has the ugliest shoes.
There was some other Giant out there with those hideous clown shoes, too. Lincecum, maybe? I don't ever want to hear any SF fans gripe about the old rainbow guts.
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bourn will lead off the 9th? bunt?
Bunt...steal 2B...steal 3B...score on the throw back to the pitcher.
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Bunt...steal 2B...steal 3B...score on the throw back to the pitcher.
that's what momma would like to see.
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Hey, Joey, have you got that guitar swing-around down like that guy in the FreeCreditScore.com commercial?
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Bunt...steal 2B...steal 3B...score on the throw back to the pitcher.
That would be the highlight of the 2010 Astros season.
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come on sweet baby bourn
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Ouch. That was ugly.
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well, that was a quick 2010 astros highlight
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well, that was a quick 2010 astros highlight
That's Bourn: he's very quick.
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Crap.
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at least bourn's at-bat wasn't the only ugly one.
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at least bourn's at-bat wasn't the only ugly one.
If you had just arrived from another planet, you'd wonder how anybody ever got a hit off of Valverde.
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If buck says valverde is celebrating bc "this time it counts" I'm throwing my blackberry through the tv, hunting him down, and subjecting him to hundreds of hours of valverde game film.
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you may be buying a new blackberry soon.
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Are they doing the WAVE? At the freaking All-Star Game??? Sure sounds like it...
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you may be buying a new blackberry soon.
And TV.
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big papi going to lead off. can't wait to hear what these two will say now.
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Well, one Dodger gave the AL their first run, let's hope the next one doesn't try to out-do him.
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I'm sorry, BBGs. I'll shut up now.
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and away we go.
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Looks like he is.
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I'm sorry, BBGs. I'll shut up now.
I really hope this isn't too little, too late.
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doesn't matter, a-rod is still on the bench.
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I think they're saving arod bc he's a tranny prima donna, not for "strategy"
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OMFG!! What a play by Byrd!!
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wow!
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good thing ortiz is slower than lee
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takes michael bourn to help the nl win all-star game.
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Tremendous play by Byrd. Very un-Cub-like.
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It would have sucked had that ball dropped in bc bourn was in left...nice for the NL to be off the schnide
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that was fun
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may sound blasphemous, but i'd almost give the mvp to byrd. he scored from 1st on the double then had the defensive play in the 9th.
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may sound blasphemous, but i'd almost give the mvp to byrd. he scored from 1st on the double then had the defensive play in the 9th.
That's blasphemous. Byrd had a nice game, but McCann is the no brainer.
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That's blasphemous. Byrd had a nice game, but McCann is the no brainer.
byrd doesn't work the walk, mccann leads off the next inning.
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byrd doesn't work the walk, mccann leads off the next inning.
Hush!
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OMFG!! What a play by Byrd!!
Wasn't he the then-stRanger who robbed Mike Lamb of a home run (which was maybe even for the cycle?) a few years back?
And whoppee!!! NL wins for the first time since I was a sophomore in high school. Wow.
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Wasn't he the then-stRanger who robbed Mike Lamb of a home run (which was maybe even for the cycle?) a few years back?
That was Gary Mathews, Jr. And it wasn't for the cycle, as it would have been his second HR of the day.
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wainwright is tall
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Wow, my memory was a bit off then! Thanks HH.
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Well...I'm disappointed. Seven pages in a thread titled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????" and nowhere do I read the words "Pabst Blue Ribbon".
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Any chance Marlon Byrd owns land in Texas? I kinda like that guy.
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Well...I'm disappointed. Seven pages in a thread titled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT????" and nowhere do I read the words "Pabst Blue Ribbon".
We are all of us Scotch drinkers, you know that.
Except Trum.