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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: Limey on May 05, 2010, 03:41:40 pm
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Astros lineup vs Dbacks 5/5:
Bourn cf
Matsui 2b
Lee lf
Berkman 1b
Pence rf
Feliz 3b
Manzella ss
Cash c
Myers p
First pitch 7:05 CT. Roof open.
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If Ring of Fire is not played for Cash, I will hurt somebody.
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If Ring of Fire is not played for Cash, I will hurt somebody.
Not quite:
I hear the train a comin'
It's rolling on the wall
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I got the call,
I'm stuck in Minute Maid Park, and time keeps draggin' on
But that train keeps a rollin' on down to Un-i-on...
When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with bums.
But I hit a pitch in Round Rock just to watch it fly
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy Aramark bar
They're probably drinkin' Miller and eating shit burgars.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a leavin'
And that's what tortures me...
Well if they freed me from this prison,
If that railroad train was mine
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from Minute Maid Park, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.....
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But will El Caballo get his BA over .200 tonight? We ought to have a pool as to when he'll hit his first home run.
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But will El Caballo get his BA over .200 tonight? We ought to have a pool as to when he'll hit his first home run.
His first homer will come tonight, but it will be overturned by instant replay.
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His first homer will come tonight, but it will be overturned by instant replay.
The irony will be that he'll run instead of admire this lazer shot only to be told to get back to the homeplate area, it's a foul ball. He'll decide he ain't running any more the rest of the night because of it.
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I like that they've already got the rally caps on in the bottom of the first.
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I can't do PBP, but it's 0-0 after one.
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Oh, isn't that cute. Patty Smith doesn't know what a sommelier is.
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Jesus. HPU is trying to inject a little offense into tonight's game, his strike zone is the size of a Juicy Fruit wrapper.
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Oh, isn't that cute. Patty Smith doesn't know what a sommelier is.
Please tell me you're kidding.
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Well, that was special.
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Well, fuck. Lee jumps for a ball at the wall but it is just over his glove and it drives in a run and becomes a triple for Parra.. IBB to get to the pitcher, two out, 1-0 Serpientes.
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Please tell me you're kidding.
Nope.
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Well, fuck. Lee jumps for a ball at the wall but it is just over his glove and it drives in a run and becomes a triple for Parra.. IBB to get to the pitcher, two out, 1-0 Serpientes.
Lee's 4" vertical leap.
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Berkman stumbles to a weak grounder and flips it to Myers to end the top half of the inning.
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Lee's 4" vertical leap.
Yeah, if that, but at least he was at the wall and he did make the effort.
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Hey, sharp leadoff single to right for Puma!
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The ump has flattened out the wrapper now.
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Pence lines an outside FB to right, one down.
I've got to go make some TV, it's up to you guys to make the rallies happen.
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Please tell me you're kidding.
You don't need a sommelier to tell you that it comes in a box and will get you drunk.
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Manzella!
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2-run Crawford job by Manzella. 2-1 Astros.
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Good work, ya'll.
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Please tell me you're kidding.
If it isn't mole or mole removal related, how likely is it she's spent any time researching it?
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You don't need a sommelier to tell you that it comes in a box and will get you drunk.
I was staying at the Wynn in Vegas a couple of weeks ago and the place took great pride in that they employed 18 sommeliers. Sure enough, when I ordered a bottle of barbera at one of the Italian restaurants, the sommelier himself brought and opened the bottle and described the type of grape and year and soil and all the other things one is supposed to hear while impatiently waiting for one's glass to be poured.
As he was filling my glass, I asked him how it tasted. Unfortunately, he hadn't had a chance to try it yet. But still, I'm glad there were 18 of them available to open my bottle for me and read the label out loud.
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If it isn't mole or mole removal related, how likely is it she's spent any time researching it?
Sommolier?
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Bourn is a fucking stud.
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Bourn is a fucking stud.
Yes. Yes he is.
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Wha' happen?
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Wha' happen?
Two great catches on back to back players. One over the shoulder running into the right-center alley. The next, on a low knuckling liner where he slipped as the ball curved behind him and made a sprawling catch.
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Another solid performance by Myers
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Back-to-back plays. The first full-out running catch of a deep fly angling towards right center. The second, he reversed his break to his left on a hooking liner and dove to his right to make the catch.
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Hunter's first GIDP of the year, says Brownie. I guess nobody being on base in front of him keeps that number down.
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Damn glad he's an Astro.
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If it isn't mole or mole removal related, how likely is it she's spent any time researching it?
So she's to blame for the Beltran negotiations?
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So, how's everyone celebrating the Cinco de Mayo? I'm drinking Mexican beer, preparing shrimp tacos and admiring my Homies collection.
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So she's to blame for the Beltran negotiations?
Yeah. Patty insisted that Beltran accept a lump sum, and he took it personally.
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Berkman could whip out a pretty decent line on her. "Hey babe, ever consider gittin' that thang... Lance'd?"
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MLB.TV just went to commercial in the middle of the Kelly Johnson at bat.
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MLB.TV just went to commercial in the middle of the Kelly Johnson at bat.
You didnt miss much. Just a fantastic 1-6-3 double play
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D-Back baserunner has a brushback coming to him. He went WAY out of his way to take out Tommy on that DP.
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You didnt miss much. Just a fantastic 1-6-3 double play
And now I know all about Yahoo's crappy entertainment web shows.
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So Qualls, Burke, and Gutierrez got us 2 years of Valverde and 2 first round picks?
I'll take it.
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HO-LEEE SHIT!! KABONG!!!!!
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SLUMP BUSTER!!!!!!!
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His first homer will come tonight, but it will be overturned by instant replay.
Not quite.
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I don't fucking believe it.
KABONG!!!
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Wow. He destroyed that.
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Wooooooooooo!
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PS... disregard my comment about the brushback owed to the D-Back. If that's the case, then Kabong has one coming into his ear for the staredown of that shot.
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His first homer will come tonight, but it will be overturned by instant replay.
Good call. It's in review now and.... it's fair! Walk-off homerun!
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Mendoza Line crossed.
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PS... disregard my comment about the brushback owed to the D-Back. If that's the case, then Kabong has one coming into his ear for the staredown of that shot.
He didn't want to have to run if it was foul. He IS Carlos Lee.
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PS... disregard my comment about the brushback owed to the D-Back. If that's the case, then Kabong has one coming into his ear for the staredown of that shot.
Yeah, I kinda figured he'd start running, but it was such a no doubter... well... he didn't have to run. But yeah, put your head down and circle the bases whydocha!
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Yes, I am buying a Weber grill. No, I will not be dancing like that. (flipped to Baseball Tonight... but you all have seen the one I'm talking about)
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Good call. It's in review now and.... it's fair! Walk-off homerun!
Hahaha, I bribed the replay official.
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Apparently, the Astros played Enya music in the clubhouse with the lights turned off so they can pay homage to the BBGs and break this streak. I'm not sure if they should continue doing it or if they should feel like they've done their best sacrifice and they're no longer in need of such pain.
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Hahaha, I bribed the replay official.
You mean you tased him... right? Good call!
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You mean you tased him... right? Good call!
Yep, right after the waterboarding and not Mirandizing him.
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Yep, right after the waterboarding and not Mirandizing him.
Just don't deport him.
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Yep, right after the waterboarding and not Mirandizing him.
You guys are about 40 years late to the party but you and Noe sound like you have the makings of one hell of a junta.
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you and Noe sound like you have the makings of one hell of a junta.
I think there's a separate B&Q thread on junta recipies.
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I think there's a separate B&Q thread on junta recipies.
I read this as "separate BBQ thread on junta recipes" and I was thinking to myself 'I bet those Argentinians sure could prepare some meat.' They were skilled butchers, I know that much.
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You guys are about 40 years late to the party but you and Noe sound like you have the makings of one hell of a junta.
I've been to juntas before. Not a good as slumber errr... summer parties, but there you go.
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Look at Footer's tweets (http://twitter.com/alysonfooter) at the start of the 9th
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Berkman could whip out a pretty decent line on her. "Hey babe, ever consider gittin' that thang... Lance'd?"
That's awful. Really and truly.
One win in the last 9 games, and I had to miss it because we had a situation with a foster kiddo. Maybe they'll repeat it tonight for me. Even with the Enya... sorry Footer. :-\