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Title: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on December 21, 2009, 03:50:40 pm
After reportedly weighing 271 at the end of the season, he's on the Quintero Diet this offseason (http://houston.astros.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20091221&content_id=7836700&vkey=news_hou&fext=.jsp&c_id=hou).  Q did seem to get quicker behind the dish after he lost all that weight, so hopefully Felipe will see some benefits too.  If nothing else, it should help with stamina late in games.  No word on whether the trainer has taught him a changeup.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: Curly on December 22, 2009, 03:10:19 am
Ranch or Syrup?
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: juliogotay on December 22, 2009, 09:15:54 am
Ranch or Syrup?

Hey, don't knock it. The young man is making an effort to improve and working hard at it. He could give this team a huge boost if it helps elevate his game.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: Noe on December 22, 2009, 09:33:21 am
He already lost 180 pounds that was holding him back the day the Astros fired Cecil Cooper.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: strosrays on December 22, 2009, 09:36:31 am
He already lost 180 pounds that was holding him back the day the Astros fired Cecil Cooper.

Very nice.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: BUWebguy on December 22, 2009, 09:58:53 am
Ranch or Syrup?

It's the Astros; everyone has (a) ranch.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: juliogotay on December 22, 2009, 10:06:08 am
He already lost 180 pounds that was holding him back the day the Astros fired Cecil Cooper.

180 lbs? Is that how much an albatross weighs?
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: moriartp on December 22, 2009, 10:06:57 am
He already lost 180 pounds that was holding him back the day the Astros fired Cecil Cooper.


Very well played, sir.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: AtascAstro on December 22, 2009, 10:27:22 am

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players who participated in the conditioning workouts, including Hunter Pence, J.R. Towles, Michael Bourn, Wandy Rodriguez and Jason Bourgeois and Minor Leaguers Koby Clement and Ross Seaton.

I'm happy to see Pence and Bourn in that list.  Neither one has any weight to lose and both have established themselves as major leaguers so it is great to see their commitment.

I wonder if we'll see a slimmer Wandy in February.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: JimR on December 22, 2009, 02:41:08 pm
Koby Clement?
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: JackAstro on December 22, 2009, 08:41:56 pm
Koby Clement?

I thought it was Clemmons...
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: OregonStrosFan on December 22, 2009, 09:09:59 pm
The 6-foot-3 Paulino was listed at 180 pounds in the Astros' 2009 media guide and was listed at a more accurate 271 pounds in the postseason wrap-up guide.

I knew not to trust media guides, but a 91 pound difference between listed weight and actual weight?  Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Paulino eats a salad
Post by: Russe on December 23, 2009, 01:59:14 am
The 6-foot-3 Paulino was listed at 180 pounds in the Astros' 2009 media guide and was listed at a more accurate 271 pounds in the postseason wrap-up guide.

I knew not to trust media guides, but a 91 pound difference between listed weight and actual weight?  Ridiculous.

Yeah. Translating for "media guide height," I'm guessing Bagwell was actually 5'9", and Biggio was one midget standing on another's shoulders.