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Title: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: Noe on October 27, 2009, 03:40:19 pm: This coming offseason, I'd like to consider your opinions on banners we should fly over head of our TZ. I'm open to whatever suggestions (within reason) that you're willing to give. Post your input in this thread if you'd like. I will be the final judge of what is an awesome suggestion as well as what is insane. The best ones will be pertinent and well thought out banners (that speaks more about the Astros team with a smattering of who we are) with more than just a little bit of humor mixed in.

Humor = making fun of the Cubs
Non-humor = making fun of Alkie

Thank you and let'em fly boys, let's see what ya got!
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: MusicMan on October 27, 2009, 03:47:53 pm: The 2009 Houston Astros... STILL better than the Pirates!

Michael Bourn had as many playoff homers as Albert Pujols!
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Post by: Noe on October 27, 2009, 03:50:43 pm: 2010 Houston Astros - let's not wait 100 years to go back to the World Series!
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Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on October 27, 2009, 04:02:45 pm: Bourn: Faster than yo momma
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Post by: Cajun1300 on October 27, 2009, 04:05:46 pm: Astros 2010 - Not Your Run of the Mill(s) Team
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Post by: HudsonHawk on October 27, 2009, 04:22:17 pm: "Shark Sandwich"
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Post by: homer on October 27, 2009, 04:33:05 pm: "Thanks Pam."
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Post by: Limey on October 27, 2009, 05:15:48 pm: Quote from: homer on October 27, 2009, 04:33:05 pm
"Thanks Pam."

I don't...like...PAM!

[Pam! Pam! Pam! Pam! Lovely Pam! Wonderful Pam...]
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: austro on October 27, 2009, 05:18:05 pm: Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: Mr. Happy on October 27, 2009, 08:31:01 pm: Your 2010 Houston Astros. Hey, we're working on it.
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Post by: Rebel Jew on October 27, 2009, 08:42:39 pm: Quote from: Mr. Happy on October 27, 2009, 08:31:01 pm
Your 2010 Houston Astros. Hey, we're working on it.

I like this
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Post by: Alkie on October 27, 2009, 09:04:29 pm: Alkie Sucks, 2010 Astros Swallow?

5th Place Is Like 2nd Place, Upside Down
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Post by: Jacksonian on October 27, 2009, 09:32:51 pm: 2010 Astros. Looking for every Nolan Ryan tie-in we can find.
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Post by: Alkie on October 27, 2009, 09:41:28 pm: Quote from: Jacksonian on October 27, 2009, 09:32:51 pm
2010 Astros. Looking for every Nolan Ryan tie-in we can find.

All Nolan Ryan tie-ins are strictly the property of the Texas Rangers Baseball Club
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: chuck on October 28, 2009, 02:49:28 am: Quote from: austro on October 27, 2009, 05:18:05 pm
Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.

I didn't think anyone could ruin that record for me but you're doing a hell of a job. Now I'm going to fucking have nightmares about that stone faced bitch coming to get me through the bathroom window.

You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: MusicMan on October 28, 2009, 08:57:36 am: "We know Pam's safe word"
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Post by: austro on October 28, 2009, 09:01:58 am: Quote from: chuck on October 28, 2009, 02:49:28 am
I didn't think anyone could ruin that record for me but you're doing a hell of a job. Now I'm going to fucking have nightmares about that stone faced bitch coming to get me through the bathroom window.

You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

Don't worry, she'll steal, but she will not rob.
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: chuck on October 28, 2009, 10:48:06 am: This morning I was standing downstairs with my painting contractor chatting of this and that when I suddenly realized that last night I'd indeed had a nightmare. Rather than Pam the subject of the nightmare was George W. Bush. I haven't yet been able to remember exactly what that rascal was doing but given what I know about the man there would seem to be a relatively fecund reservoir of possibilities.
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Post by: Reuben on October 28, 2009, 11:07:44 am: Quote from: chuck on October 28, 2009, 10:48:06 am
This morning I was standing downstairs with my painting contractor chatting of this and that when I suddenly realized that last night I'd indeed had a nightmare. Rather than Pam the subject of the nightmare was George W. Bush. I haven't yet been able to remember exactly what that rascal was doing but given what I know about the man there would seem to be a relatively fecund reservoir of possibilities.
Was he buying the Astros and re-hiring Cecil Cooper, with Tom Hicks as GM?
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Post by: Rebel Jew on October 28, 2009, 01:16:21 pm: Quote from: Alkie on October 27, 2009, 09:04:29 pm
5th Place Is Like 2nd Place, Upside Down

actually, i vote for this
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Post by: BatGirl on October 28, 2009, 04:14:28 pm: Quote from: Joey Trum on October 27, 2009, 08:42:39 pm
I like this

me, too
it's pamtastic
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Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on October 28, 2009, 08:04:56 pm: If you not passing, get over!
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Post by: outlookdude on October 29, 2009, 06:04:43 pm: Astros 2010 - No Longer Older Than Dirt
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Post by: das on November 03, 2009, 09:21:30 am: Couple of less funny ones:

- Nothing breeds clubhouse chemistry like winning.
- Roy Oswalt, shaddup shuttin' up.
- That ball should have been playable
- Your 2009 Astros, Icing down the elbow. (for now)
- Your 2010 Astros, Goin' into the windup. (for spring)
Title: Re: Hoist the banner high, mateys!
Post by: toddthebod on November 04, 2009, 05:01:22 pm: "Houston Astros -- Fiscally Responsible Since 1993"
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Post by: 94CougarGrad on November 04, 2009, 07:40:11 pm: The 2010 Houston Astros- we beat a pointed stick in the eye.

Or maybe...

The 2010 Houston Astros- making your brains hurt.

...or... I dunno... maybe the cold medicine's finally getting to me. I actually like Mr. Happy's entry.
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Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on November 04, 2009, 09:03:35 pm: The 2010 Houston Astros - ~~Hope~~ Desperate for a Change!