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Title: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BatGirl on July 01, 2009, 07:00:47 pm
starting lineups:

bourn, cf
tejada, ss
puma, 1b
lee, lf
blum, 3b
pudge, c
erstad, rf
matsui, 2b
moehler, p

padres
gwynn, cf
eckstein, 2b
hairston, lf
gonzalez, 1b
headly, 3b
venable, rf
alfonzo, c
cabrera, ss
silva, p
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: Andyzipp on July 01, 2009, 08:47:16 pm
Yer mom's a starting lineup.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: jonbloozy on July 01, 2009, 08:48:53 pm
A brand new lineup!  Way to go Cecil Celester Cooper.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: SaltyParker on July 01, 2009, 09:24:45 pm
Lee looked like he was hustling on that ground out. He must be feeling better.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BudGirl on July 01, 2009, 09:30:00 pm
at least it was a solo shot.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BudGirl on July 01, 2009, 09:36:21 pm
astros being no-hit through 3 innings
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BatGirl on July 01, 2009, 09:47:03 pm
Yer mom's a starting lineup.

your beignets come with an extra
dusting of the sassy this morning?
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 01, 2009, 09:48:26 pm
astros being no-hit through 3 innings

Too busy thinking about steaks and Bloomin' Onions instead of hitting...

Moehler with 5 strikeouts through 3 (not a type-o, really).
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BudGirl on July 01, 2009, 10:01:23 pm
4 straight hits in a row.  finally i used my powers for good.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: hostros7 on July 01, 2009, 10:07:09 pm
Astros at Bad News Bears 7/1/2009
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: chuck on July 01, 2009, 10:07:16 pm
Good grief.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 01, 2009, 10:07:29 pm
Damn that was ugly.  Good to see, but U-G-L-Y!
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BudGirl on July 01, 2009, 10:07:48 pm
thank goodness the astros didn't do that.  this board could blow up if it did.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: JackAstro on July 01, 2009, 10:08:39 pm
If that had just happened to the Good Guys, my head would have exploded into a million fucking pieces. Absolutely amazing.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: hostros7 on July 01, 2009, 10:08:49 pm
JD, STFU.  Stop tempting the BBGs
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: Ty in Tampa on July 01, 2009, 10:12:09 pm
Chase Hedley Lamarr Hoyt Wilhelm
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: AtascAstro on July 01, 2009, 10:18:54 pm
Hoe-lee-crap, that made the rest of the inning look lik gold glove work

edit: pardon the tardiness, just remembered I'm about an inning behind on the DVR
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: Savage on July 01, 2009, 10:41:17 pm
I have just discovered that Carlos Zambrano lives in the neighborhood we want to move to in Chicago.  I'm thinking that this actually strengthens the case to move there so I can have my dog regularly take a crap on his lawn.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 01, 2009, 10:47:56 pm
C'mon HPU.  Where was that one?!?!?
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: juliogotay on July 01, 2009, 10:49:49 pm
I have just discovered that Carlos Zambrano lives in the neighborhood we want to move to in Chicago.  I'm thinking that this actually strengthens the case to move there so I can have my dog regularly take a crap on his lawn.



If he catches you he will club your dog, and possibly you, to death with his baseball bat.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 01, 2009, 10:58:34 pm
Burke a Brave?  Oh the irony...  Should I presume that Backe will be a Jake now?
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: chuck on July 01, 2009, 11:02:06 pm
I have just discovered that Carlos Zambrano lives in the neighborhood we want to move to in Chicago.  I'm thinking that this actually strengthens the case to move there so I can have my dog regularly take a crap on his lawn.

Sadly there's a fence separating the sidewalk from what little yard there is. I'm sure you'll think of something, though.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: JaneDoe on July 01, 2009, 11:04:04 pm
Sadly there's a fence separating the sidewalk from what little yard there is. I'm sure you'll think of something, though.

I'm thinking a pooper scooper could make a great catapult.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: JaneDoe on July 01, 2009, 11:13:02 pm
Since someone is probably reading the GZ and screaming, "What is the dang score?"

End 6, Astros 6, Padres 1


Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: jonbloozy on July 01, 2009, 11:14:21 pm
Since someone is probably reading the GZ and screaming, "What is the dang score?"

End 6, Astros 6, Padres 1

Shit, you can hear me?
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: Savage on July 01, 2009, 11:19:29 pm
Sadly there's a fence separating the sidewalk from what little yard there is. I'm sure you'll think of something, though.

It's the burbs - nice regulations that pretty much prevent fences in the front.  PLENTY of yard.  I'm thinking of my dog with terrible food allergies who can't take a solid shit. 
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: chuck on July 01, 2009, 11:55:50 pm
It's the burbs - nice regulations that pretty much prevent fences in the front.  PLENTY of yard.  I'm thinking of my dog with terrible food allergies who can't take a solid shit. 

http://www.cobrabrigade.com/2008/01/big_z_purchases_big_house.php
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: JaneDoe on July 01, 2009, 11:56:04 pm
Good Guys Win "the biggest game of the road trip"

7-1
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: Savage on July 02, 2009, 12:29:56 am
http://www.cobrabrigade.com/2008/01/big_z_purchases_big_house.php

He has also maintained a residence in River Forest (where we're looking).
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: BudGirl on July 02, 2009, 03:25:35 am
And you people call me a stalker.
Title: Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
Post by: austro on July 02, 2009, 07:37:24 am
Since someone is probably reading the GZ and screaming, "What is the dang score?"

End 6, Astros 6, Padres 1


It's called "The Milo Effect". People who try to provide play-by-play for the Astros eventually succumb.