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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2009 Archive => Topic started by: Alkie on June 24, 2009, 06:06:37 pm
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Go Horns.
Shame about LSU pissing away such a nice CWS like this, but whatareyagonnado.
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Mother Fucking Shit
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God. Dammit.
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Fuck. Rope a dope.
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It's ok everyone. I've ordered some Puerto Rican food for dinner. The Horns have NEVER lost a game in any sport when we ate Puerto Rican for dinner that night.
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Good. And then the feed went out.
"...I HOPE YOU SAW THAT, BECAUSE WE'LL NEVER SHOW IT AGAIN! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMAN, WAS THAT AN AWESOME PLAY OR WHAT?!"
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You ready to ship my Macbook yet?
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You ready to ship my Macbook yet?
I'm deciding between (a) selling it to you at an outrageous discount (b) selling it on ebay for not much less than we paid for it or (c) giving it to my 6 year old.
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So, tomorrow, then?
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(c) giving it to my 6 year old.
Raise her Microsoft, raise her right.
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Okay motherfuckers, let's do this.
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Y'all ready? C'mon.
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Sorry, I was eating garlic free mofongo. The Horns will lose.
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Fuck you Mahtook, and your unattractive mom.
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Horns scratch one out.
Felines 4, Bovines 1.
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A bases loaded walk.
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Fuck you Mahtook, and your unattractive mom.
Hey now. She's a nice lady who lost her husband at a very young age. Mike was at LSU when I was there, and I knew him. Good guy.
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Hey now. She's a nice lady who lost her husband at a very young age. Mike was at LSU when I was there, and I knew him. Good guy.
Then he shouldn't have made that catch.
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A bases loaded walk.
Well done
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A bases loaded walk.
Care to call a bases clearing double?
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Well, how about that.
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Then he shouldn't have made that catch.
I see.
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Take em how we can get em.
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I see.
Good.
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This is a brand new ballgame. The Tigers need to answer and fast.
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This is a brand new ballgame. The Tigers need to answer and fast.
Same game. We should have gotten 5 runs that inning. We still can't drive in runs. No different.
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HIT. THE. BALL.
Let's see if we can move more than 90-feet-at-a-time-via-BB-and-FC.
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Shitfuck. Three up and three down. Find your release point, damnit.
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Shitfuck. Three up and three down. Find your release point, damnit.
I wouldn't worry too much, man, he'll walk the park, but we'll still swing at shit above our eyes.
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I think I'll hang out in here because I can't get a post in edgewise over in the Astros game thread. It's just bedlam over there.
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Keyes finally figured him out.
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NOW it's a brand new ballgame.
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SHITFUCK
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That calls for a Scotch and soda. Trying to maintain my trim physique don't you know.
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That calls for a Scotch and soda. Trying to maintain my trim physique don't you know.
Doesn't work. Too many calories in them bubbles.
I recommend garlic free PR food and Indian food made by someone from Central America.
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Doesn't work. Too many calories in them bubbles.
I recommend garlic free PR food and Indian food made by someone from Central America.
I'll wait for the bubbles to subside then. Thanks for the heads-up.
Garlic-free PR food would do the trick, because that would basically be an empty plate. So I think you're on to something.
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Garlic-free PR food would do the trick, because that would basically be an empty plate. So I think you're on to something.
Well, if chuck's going to be explaining the jokes, then I'm outta here.
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Alright Mahtook, although Alkie is going to take another shot at your Mom. Geaux Tigers!
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Well, if chuck's going to be explaining the jokes, then I'm outta here.
How the hell was I supposed to know you were making a joke? Use your funny voice next time you try to be humorous. That way we'll know.
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Alright Mahtook, although Alkie is going to take another shot at your Mom. Geaux Tigers!
....and this is just a guess......but I have a feeling no one from the Mahtook family reads this site.
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....and this is just a guess......but I have a feeling no one from the Mahtook family reads this site.
Must not make obvious joke...
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Well fuck me.
Congrats to LSU. Damn fine team you have there. Except for Mahtook's mom.
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But about the Astros, ... say what you will about the Manager and Management, the way these guys play between the lines, Rodriguez, out, and coaching a slide into 2nd! These guys just love to play baseball.
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But about the Astros, ... say what you will about the Manager and Management, the way these guys play between the lines, Rodriguez, out, and coaching a slide into 2nd! These guys just love to play baseball.
Leave this shit where it belongs. On burntorangenation.
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Leave this shit where it belongs. On burntorangenation.
for true.
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Article in today's Times, Paper of Record? Local fish wrap? You know the one the bums sleep under, complaining about beer bars, "A Beer Please and a (Good) Menu" by Eric Asimov, noted that few of them make a decent burger and that a waitress, on her second day on the job couldn't provide details about all 40 craft beers. Then he protested he wasnt pretentious. Also, I have a solution to your drinking problem, single malts (kinda ironic) but cask strength. 2 will do.
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I don't have a drinking problem, cept when I can't get a drink. Wish you'd a known her, we were quite a pair. She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer.
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bon temps cher
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So....good hitting beats good pitching?
I feel so confused.
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Alkie, has your piano been drinking?
eta: Whoops, right album, wrong song...
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So....good hitting beats good pitching?
I feel so confused.
Good hitting beats not-so-good pitching and not-so-good defense.
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Garlic-free PR food would do the trick, because that would basically be an empty plate. So I think you're on to something.
Mofongo without garlic is mofuckedupo.
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Mofongo without garlic is mofuckedupo.
Now you know how I felt. I had to garlic it up myself. Just wrong.
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Now you know how I felt. I had to garlic it up myself. Just wrong.
Wrong??? I'd go with "sacrilegious."
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Article in today's Times, Paper of Record? Local fish wrap? You know the one the bums sleep under, complaining about beer bars, "A Beer Please and a (Good) Menu" by Eric Asimov, noted that few of them make a decent burger and that a waitress, on her second day on the job couldn't provide details about all 40 craft beers. Then he protested he wasnt pretentious. Also, I have a solution to your drinking problem, single malts (kinda ironic) but cask strength. 2 will do.
What's with you? Why do you think that people who care about food and drink and won't be content with eating reheated corporate crap and drinking rerefrigerated corporate crap are 'pretentious?' And why do you need to misrepresent what was said in the article you reference? The author asked for information on a certain beer (in a beer bar, a place that prides itself on the craft beers it offers on tap) and the waitress had no idea. Asimov doesn't protest anything. He merely notes the discordance between an establishment built on a certain concept and an employee of that establishment who knows nothing of the concept.
And mendicants are far more likely to sleep under or on top of the Post or the Daily News. I don't know if either offers restaurant reviews, but if so they would surely be more in line with your unpretentious tastes.
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What's with you? Why do you think that people who care about food and drink and won't be content with eating reheated corporate crap and drinking rerefrigerated corporate crap are 'pretentious?' And why do you need to misrepresent what was said in the article you reference? The author asked for information on a certain beer (in a beer bar, a place that prides itself on the craft beers it offers on tap) and the waitress had no idea. Asimov doesn't protest anything. He merely notes the discordance between an establishment built on a certain concept and an employee of that establishment who knows nothing of the concept.
And mendicants are far more likely to sleep under or on top of the Post or the Daily News. I don't know if either offers restaurant reviews, but if so they would surely be more in line with your unpretentious tastes.
"Other times, it’s simply a clueless staff, as at Spitzer’s Corner on the Lower East Side, which calls itself an American gastro-pub and offers 40 craft beers on tap. A waitress was mystifyingly insistent (maybe because it's her second day and she's doing what she's told?) on carding a certain gentleman whose graying temples lent him a distinguished air (hint: he’s not the fruity-beer type). But when he asked her about Coney Island Sword Swallower, described on the menu as “steel hop lager,” she pleaded ignorance, saying, “It’s just my second day here.”
Could you imagine a waiter at a steakhouse who could not explain the difference between a rib-eye and a porterhouse?
No I can't. Nor would I expect to quiz a just hired waitress. I'd not be a douche and go ask the owner or the bartender who is probably making more than a subsistence living from clowns whose goal in life is not to be seen as a fruity beer type.
but he gets his comeupance (unwittingly as he included it) from his final sentence,
I dropped by recently and ordered a Sly Fox Chester County brown ale, which was mellow and subtle, fitting my mood perfectly.
When I asked about food, the bartender handed me a sheaf of delivery menus. “We leave that to the experts,” she said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/24/dining/reviews/24pour.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&ref=dining
I think he left out the bartender's final word, "asshole". Beer's "serious context" is in a glass.
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What a bizarre windmill to tilt at.
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No I can't. Nor would I expect to quiz a just hired waitress. I'd not be a douche and go ask the owner or the bartender who is probably making more than a subsistence living from clowns whose goal in life is not to be seen as a fruity beer type.
Turns out they do have food reviews. Since you get so upset by people taking food and beverages seriously you could surely seek refuge there. I see something about an Italian place titled "Lotsa Pasta!" and something about a steak frites joint titled "Blue La La!"
Here you go:
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/food/