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Title: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Limey on April 23, 2009, 03:27:44 pm
I have a spare ticket for tonight's game, Section 232 (Club level).  It's free to anyone who wants to join Homer and I can snag the ticket with a speedy PM.  The only pre-requisite being that you'll have to act as referee and human shield in the event that Homer and I start talking politics.

It's directly facing the sun, so be ready with shades, a hat and, of course, your broom.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: BudGirl on April 23, 2009, 03:33:01 pm
I have a spare ticket for tonight's game, Section 232 (Club level).  It's free to anyone who wants to join Homer and I can snag the ticket with a speedy PM.  The only pre-requisite being that you'll have to act as referee and human shield in the event that Homer and I start talking politics.

It's directly facing the sun, so be ready with shades, a hat and, of course, your broom.

Way to go Filo.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: JackAstro on April 23, 2009, 03:37:19 pm
Way to go Filo.

No shit. I'm not going to bother to watch now - I can't handle going through this shit (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2008/05/01/snakes-win-blame-canada-chacon-bork-coop-limey/) again.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Ty in Tampa on April 23, 2009, 03:46:28 pm
I think I'll just go ahead and write the recap now.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Limey on April 23, 2009, 03:48:19 pm
The ticket is gone.  Look for Limey, Homer and DVauthrin leading the Manny-baiting.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: chuck on April 23, 2009, 03:53:15 pm
Homer called me today asking about drinking establishments around the stadium. I have no idea why he thought I might be a useful reference. Anyway, I was under the distinct impression that he was taking a date to the game. Well, hell, maybe he is.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Limey on April 23, 2009, 03:54:46 pm
Homer called me today asking about drinking establishments around the stadium. I have no idea why he thought I might be a useful reference. Anyway, I was under the distinct impression that he was taking a date to the game. Well, hell, maybe he is.

There is "No I in Threesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6oIzvholME)".
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: chuck on April 23, 2009, 03:56:39 pm
Poor DVauthrin. This may prove to be a terrible mistake on his part.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: BudGirl on April 23, 2009, 03:57:35 pm
really?

Ménage a trios
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Limey on April 23, 2009, 03:58:19 pm
really?

Ménage a trios

I believe the correct term, per Mrs Cartman, is "Ménage au Three".
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Ty in Tampa on April 23, 2009, 03:58:53 pm
There is "No I in Threesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6oIzvholME)".

That dude looks nothing like he sounds.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: DVauthrin on April 23, 2009, 04:57:20 pm
Poor DVauthrin. This may prove to be a terrible mistake on his part.

Somehow I think I'll survive and have a good time.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: BatGirl on April 23, 2009, 05:13:47 pm
if there is to be a movie recap of tonight
which of you gets to wear the lego-shaped fig leaf?
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: austro on April 24, 2009, 12:55:17 pm
I'm a little concerned that we haven't heard from Limey, Homer, or DVauthrin today. I wonder if the despair of another shutout was too much.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: MusicMan on April 24, 2009, 01:00:53 pm
I wonder if the despair of another shutout was too much.

C'mon, we're only on pace for 30 of them.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: BudGirl on April 24, 2009, 01:26:39 pm
I'm a little concerned that we haven't heard from Limey, Homer, or DVauthrin today. I wonder if the despair of another shutout was too much.

What happens at the BUS, stays at the BUS.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: homer on April 24, 2009, 02:23:16 pm
It's funny because it's true.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: DVauthrin on April 24, 2009, 03:44:36 pm
I'm a little concerned that we haven't heard from Limey, Homer, or DVauthrin today. I wonder if the despair of another shutout was too much.

It was fun, other than the shutout business.    Limey repeatedly noted the stars of the game were both center fielders.   Bourn and Kemp dazzled with the leather.

It was also sad and weird to see Hunter Pence have a much better at bat than Lance Berkman in a key situation.   
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Limey on April 24, 2009, 03:56:25 pm
What happens at the BUS, stays at the BUS.

I had two beers, a piss, and the hots for the beer chick.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: sporadic on April 24, 2009, 03:58:19 pm
I had two beers, a piss, and the hots for the beer chick.

That makes completely no sense whatsoever.  If you truly had the hots for the beer chick you should have drank waaaay more than two beers.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: EasTexAstro on April 24, 2009, 04:52:31 pm
That makes completely no sense whatsoever.  If you truly had the hots for the beer chick you should have drank waaaay more than two beers.

Must have been the restraining order after the 2nd beer.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: Limey on April 24, 2009, 04:54:10 pm
That makes completely no sense whatsoever.  If you truly had the hots for the beer chick you should have drank waaaay more than two beers.

Was at the end of a long day following on from two other long days.
Title: Re: Ticket for Tonight's Game
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 24, 2009, 04:55:33 pm
But think about how charming that third beer would've made you...