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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2009 Archive => Topic started by: 94CougarGrad on April 22, 2009, 06:41:19 pm
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I'll get us started, in between making chicken fried rice and watching the neighborhood boys knock heads across the street.
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Los Dojers:
Furcal, SS
Hudson, 2B
ManRam, LF
Ethier, RF
Loney, 1B
Martin, C
Kemp, CF
Blake, 3B
Wolf, P
Them Good'uns:
Kaz, 2B
Miggy, SS
Berkman, 1B
Lee, LF
Gunter, RF
Michaels, CF
iRod, C
Keppinger, 3B
RoyO, P
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Roy Oswalt looks ridiculous in that green cap.
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Big k by Green Roy with runners at 2nd and 3rd and 1 out.
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Roy chewed up the middle of the Dogs order. Nice of Unca Charlie to drop by. We need 8 Roy.
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Dodgers' 1st:
Furcal- S, GB to Miggy, on-the-run throw to Berkman not in time. Furcal on 1st.
Hudson- foul bunt, ball, ball, foul tip, zined to RF in front of Gunter. Furcal on 2nd, Hudson on 1st.
ManRam- bat waggle, ball, bat waggle, quick glare at RoyO, foul to the right, shake dreads, step back out of box, fiddle with armbands, step back in, bat waggle, ground to Kaz, throw to Berkman in time. Furcal to 3rd, Hudson to 2nd, ManRam out.
Ethier- Called S, foul, ball, golfed another foul to the left, foul to the left again, iRod out to chat with RoyO, went golfing again and struck out swinging. 2 outs, runners on 2nd and 3rd.
Loney- foul, fly out to CF.
MIDDLE 1st: No score.
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run dammit what else you got to do?
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Bleh. I hate how I type "post" and walk away for a minute, then come back to find that my post didn't post.
I missed the Kaz's out due to serving children fried rice, and barely saw some Dodger little league antics which assisted Miggy with getting safely to first, and at the moment, Berkman's at 2-and-2.
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Berkman gone. Lee up, grounds into the force at 2nd.
END 1st: Dodgers 0, Astros 0
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North Texas update:
End 4th: Toronto 5, Texas 2
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serving children fried rice
Children fried rice? I guess you can get anything at a Thai restaurant.
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Kep. Kep. Kep. Yep.
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Dodgers 2nd:
Martin- b, foul, b, called S, grounds to 3rd- throw to Berkman in time. 1 out.
Kemp- Foul, b, b, b, ground to 3rd- throw to Berkman in time. 2 outs.
Blake- ground to 3rd, throw to Berkman in time. Am sensing a pattern. 3 outs.
Dodgers 0.
MIDDLE 2nd
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Children fried rice? I guess you can get anything at a Thai restaurant.
Timmy Chan's on South Main.
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Astros 2nd:
Gunter- b, swinging S, foul, foul, ball, foul into the dugout... and it hits Valverde, who's grinning wildly... grounder to SS, who misses the pickup on the run. Gunter to 1st.
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This just in: Wolf no longer pitching to batters. Throwing to 1st instead.
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Wolf resumes pitching to Michaels. B, called S, foul, throw to 1st, flyout to RF. 1 out.
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iRod up, b, catcher's throw to 2nd not in time. Gunter swipes his 3rd!
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iRod: had a b before the steal, called S, Gunter took off for 3rd and then iRod hit to the diving 3B, who recovered in time to throw iRod out at 1st. 2 outs, Gunter at 3rd, Keppinger up.
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Kep- called S, b, b, foul, Mexican hat dance on the organ, foul, b in tight nearly zinged Kep in the chest, popup past 1st in foul territory, caught. 3 outs.
Dodgers 0, Astros 0
END 2nd
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Dodgers 3rd:
Clemens being interviewed in the seats. Kinda got the Guy Fieri thing going with the visor and spiky hair.
Missed the 1st out while checking on the Rangers game. Clemens still being interviewed while on his laptop. C'mon, y'all, I'm missing the pbp here while y'all are making environmental divot jokes.
Furcal's now at 1-2. Foul, bouncer to Berkman who jogs to 1st for the 2nd out.
Brownie: "I spoke to Lance, who says there was no doubt that he was on the base last night for that out..." etc etc etc.
Hudson- b, b, b, called S, foul popup to Kep for the 3rd out.
Dodgers 0.
MIDDLE 3rd.
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Clemens being interviewed in the seats. Kinda got the Guy Fieri thing going with the visor and spiky hair.
DUDE! That look is SO MONEY! AWESOME!
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Frosted Tips with a Mercedes Visor. :o
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Astros 3rd:
RoyO- called S, called S, called S. Ecch.
Kaz- smacked to ManRam in LF for the catch. 2 outs.
Miggy- Fly to CF. 3 outs.
Dodgers 0, Astros 0.
END 3rd.
NoTx update- Top 6th, Texas 3, Toronto 5.
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Frosted Tips with a Mercedes Visor. :o
Not just a copycat, but a snobby copycat.
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Shit, I checked on the Rangers again and totally missed Manny crouching under Roy's pitch. I gotta quit checking on the yankee Texas ballclub.
ManRam with a swinging strikeout. Yee haw!
Ethier- S, b, smack to CF bounces off the visitors' bullpen for a double. Ethier on 2nd, 1 out.
Patty Smith interviewing a dude from Reliant about incandescent bulbs.
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This home plate ump's definition of the outside corner is radically different inning to inning.
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Not just a copycat, but a snobby copycat.
When he was asked about what he's done for the environment, he had a stumped pause, then thought about how he had driven his Hummer to the tree store.
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Sigh. I'm missing more pbp with these Earth Day interviews. Bah.
CORRECTION: That was Ethier who got the double last at-bat. Moves to 3rd when Loney grounds out.
Martin grounds to Kep at 3rd, throw to 1st, gone. 3 outs.
Dodgers 0.
MIDDLE 4th.
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This home plate ump's definition of the outside corner is radically different inning to inning.
It varies somewhere between Nacogdoches and Beaumont.
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Tell 'em Coop!
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When he was asked about what he's done for the environment, he had a stumped pause, then thought about how he had driven his Hummer to the tree store.
Nominated.
Back to the pbp...
Twinkie at 2-1, high b, S, hit to the RF track for 1 out.
El Caballo- S, Coop appearing concerned in the dugout, bloop single to RCF. Lee on 1st.
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Barbara Bush must have stayed home to celebrate Earth Day.
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Still Astros 4th...
Gunter- SMACKS the first pitch over CF for the two-run dinger!!!
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I hope Cooper was telling him to call the pitch 2 inches off the outide corner for both pitchers... PENCE!!!
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That was a bomb. 420 feet.
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Damn, son! That's one way to grip it and rip it.
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I hope Cooper was telling him to call the pitch 2 inches off the outide corner for both pitchers... PENCE!!!
Doubtful. Wolf's outside corner goes from Liberty to Vidor.
Michael with a whaaaack into LF for the double!!
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Manny makes Kabong looks blazingly fast on balls hit to left. He was pretty much not moving at all on Michaels hit.
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Manny makes Kabong looks blazingly fast on balls hit to left. He was pretty much not moving at all on Michaels hit.
Dreads are heavy, man.
And iRod strikes out.
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That entire interview with Rogah was verrrrryyy awkward.
"So, wacha been up to these days, Rog?"
"Been busy, been real busy. I'm probably busier now than when I was playing."
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Kep- Called S, b, called S, Martin out to the mound to chit-chat, flyout to 2nd for the 3rd out.
AFTER 4: Dodgers 0, Astros 2.
Commercial break. Top 7th, Texas 3, Toronto 7.
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That entire interview with Rogah was verrrrryyy awkward.
"So, wacha been up to these days, Rog?"
"Been busy, been real busy. I'm probably busier now than when I was playing."
"(Dont say steriods, dont say steroids, dont say steroids) so Raj, how's the steroids? SHIT!"
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That entire interview with Rogah was verrrrryyy awkward.
"So, wacha been up to these days, Rog?"
"Been busy, been real busy. I'm probably busier now than when I was playing."
"No shit, Sherlock... so whatcha reeeeally been up to these days?"
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Dodgers 5th:
Kemp- B, foul, foul, b, foul, swinging strikeout. 1 down.
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Jesus Christ, stop squeezing Oswalt you sack of shit.
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Blake- b, b, S, looping hit into RF for a single. 1 on, 1 out.
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Jesus Christ, stop squeezing Oswalt you sack of shit.
Maybe that's really Joey Crawford behind the plate.
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Nah, Crawford wouldve ejected Coop, Oswalt, and Patti Smith already.
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Wolf- bunts barely foul, iRod grabs and throws to 2nd, but Jerry Lane calls the ball foul. Runner back to 1st, Wolf at 1-1.
Wolf hits a single into LF. Runners on 2nd and 1st, 1 out, Furcal on his way to hit.
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Furcal on his way to hit.
Have I ever mentioned that I can't stand that little cocksucker?
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Nah, Crawford wouldve ejected Coop, Oswalt, and Patti Smith already.
Ain't Hernandez, either. He'd have walked towards the mound and bitched at Roy by now.
Furcal- b, swinging S, called S (nice!), foul, b in the dirt, Roy at 75 pitches, foul, called S. #4 for Roy.
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Have I ever mentioned that I can't stand that little cocksucker?
You're asking the chick who hasn't been here for 6 months?
Hudson- b, popped up to Miggy for the 3rd out.
MIDDLE 5- Dodgers 0, Astros 2.
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Anybody else amused at Miggy's recent habit of hooting like an enraged primate after càtching pop ups?
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Have I ever mentioned that I can't stand that little cocksucker?
Would you be happy to know that I make it a point to boo him at every dodgers game?
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You're asking the chick who hasn't been here for 6 months?
Hudson- b, popped up to Miggy for the 3rd out.
MIDDLE 5- Dodgers 0, Astros 2.
I wanna hang out, drink some beer, pick some tunes with Miguel Tejada. He seems like a fun guy.
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Anybody else amused at Miggy's recent habit of hooting like an enraged primate after càtching pop ups?
Amused isn't quite the word.
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Would you be happy to know that I make it a point to boo him at every dodgers game?
I'd be happier if you kicked him in the junk every Dodgers game.
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I wanna hang out, drink some beer, pick some tunes with Miguel Tejada. He seems like a fun guy.
He hoots like an enraged primate. Let's see if he'll meet us at Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Astros 5th:
Roy grounds out, Furcal to Loney at 1B. Disliking Furcal more and more by the moment. 1 out.
Kaz- lined over Furcal, held to a single.
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Primal Miggy up- Called S, throw to 1st, foul, throw to 1st, high b, 63 pitches for Wolf, bouncer to 2nd, 4-3 DP for the 2nd and 3rd outs.
END 5: Dodgers 0, Astros 2.
Ceasing pbp now to assist boys with homework and enforce the taking of their showers.
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Patty Smith looks pretty good in her green hat. It goes well with her red hair.
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Holy shit.
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Shut up about the green hats already.
Manny goes yard.
Darnit.
Top 5th, LA 1, Astros 2
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Shit. I leave the computer and look what happens. Thanks for adding to my detention, Manny.
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Shut up about the green hats already.
Manny goes yard.
Darnit.
Noe, why doesn't Jane like green hats?
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Noe, why doesn't Jane like green hats?
I had to listen to him and Milo go on about the hats on the drive home from work and then again with Smith.
And the hats are ugly.
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WHAT. DA. HELL.
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"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"
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And another HR. Back to back by Manny and Ethier.
Dodgers 2, Astros 2
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Someone beat the living shit out of that dumbass in the Crawford Boxes
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Someone beat the living shit out of that dumbass in the Crawford Boxes
You drive, I'll grab the chainsaw.
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Roy had better not gripe about the offense tonight.
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They shoulda reviewed that one. That's what it's for, as JD said.
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Someone beat the living shit out of that dumbass in the Crawford Boxes
He reached for it, but it looks like he missed it and it bounced over the railing.
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck....with the pitcher on deck.
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This inning brought to you by Roy Oswalt's meatballs.
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He got all uh dat one. Welcome to the Frail Frame.
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oswalt inning. classic.
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Roy inning. Fuck a duck.
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This inning brought to you by Roy Oswalt's meatballs.
Fucking Oswalt innings.
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Fuckin shit, Roy.
Turrible inning.
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Fuckin shit, Roy.
Turrible inning.
It's one thing to give up the HRs to Manny and Ethier. It's another to give up a 2-run tater to the 8 hole hitter with 2 out.
I swear sometimes Roy channels Hunter Pence.
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Blame the offense for that, Roy.
Pathetic
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It's one thing to give up the HRs to Manny and Ethier. It's another to give up a 2-run tater to the 8 hole hitter with 2 out.
I swear sometimes Roy channels Hunter Pence.
I hope Pencitis is not contagious.
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So is this Roy's curveball not being there yet, or is this Roy needing to reevaluate how he goes after hitters at this stage in his career?
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Caballo almost screwed himself into home plate.
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Now that's a graceful man.
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So is this Roy's curveball not being there yet, or is this Roy needing to reevaluate how he goes after hitters at this stage in his career?
The latter, I think.
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Great googly moogly.
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Hunter might grip it and rip it with a bat, but he's dainty with a hammer. He wasnt doing anything to that nail but irritating it.
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Hunter might grip it and rip it with a bat, but he's dainty with a hammer. He wasnt doing anything to that nail but irritating it.
There is something very satisfying about the twangy sound of a well-driven nail.
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Michaels!!
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woooooooooooooooo hoo
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So that's the good Jason?
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a little help here...what's going on in the game? how did we tie it back up? stoopid oswalt inning!
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I didn't see how the runners made it to 1st and 2nd but Michaels doubled them home, getting gunned out at 3rd.
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Michaels 2-run double to plate Berkman and Lee. Out trying for the triple.
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Berkman walked, Lee singled, Hunter K'd, then Michaels crushed one over Kemp's head in center, scoring both Berkman and Lee. Michaels got thrown out trying to leg a triple.
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Bulldog!!! with the 1-2-3 inning.
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thanks!
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Kepp singles!! 8-game hitting streak!
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Keppinger with the leadoff single to left
Love that guy.
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Kepp forced out at second on bunt attempt from Gritstad. Martin pulled a Pudge on us.
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Matsui grounds to first, Erstad forced at second, Matsui can't beat the throw. GIDP 3-6-3
End 7th Astros 4 Dodgers 4
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Well I dunno how the hell it happened, but the Rangers tied the Jays 7-7 and they're now in the bottom of the 10th, with Toronto batting.
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Lee plays follow the bouncing ball.
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Somebody give Carlos a stick so he can beat that ball into submission and return it to the infield.
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Would those fuckin' LA-ers quit scoring?!?
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PUMA!
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nice opposite hr puma!
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Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuma
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'Bout time Twinkie
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Puma now #2 all-time in Astro HRs.
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The Kid with a ground-rule double in the far right corner!
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See the nail. Hit the nail.
Hey, whatever works.
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See? Aggressive.
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LOLOLOL
I love the game of baseball. Passed ballWild pitch on an IBB.
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Intentional walk: FAIL.
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Really nice to see the Dodgers fumblefarting around out there.
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pudge!!!!
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Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge with the up-the-middle single to score The Kid from 3rd!!!
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Pudge!!!
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Nice to see some good ABs in a row.
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Who closes? Hawkins?
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Don't imagine Pudge is used to somebody being walked to face him:)
I was a-wonderin' if'n they reeeeaaally thought that wuz a good idear...
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Who closes? Hawkins?
Hawk.
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Second thought he hasn't been that good in a while, but still got to be different for him career wise
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Hey guys, great rally and all, but, um. . . why is the team wearing green hats? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
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Bourn in at CF. Erstad moves to LF, Carlos out. Blum stays in at 3rd for Kep. Hawkins in to pitch.
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Hey guys, great rally and all, but, um. . . why is the team wearing green hats? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
Oh deer lowered, now you went and done it.
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Hey guys, great rally and all, but, um. . . why is the team wearing green hats? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
They're not just green hats, they're green hats made from recycled plastic. What a fine promotional item.
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Hey guys, great rally and all, but, um. . . why is the team wearing green hats? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
It takes fewer carbon credits to make green caps. Oh, they'll only be worn once? Fuck.
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Hey guys, great rally and all, but, um. . . why is the team wearing green hats? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
Because once one guy in a clubhouse catches a fungus, the whole damn team gets it.
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Hey guys, great rally and all, but, um. . . why is the team wearing green hats? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
that’s because green means “go,” as in “go ahead and shut up about it,”
(quote from The Office)
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It takes fewer carbon credits to make green caps. Oh, they'll only be worn once? Fuck.
Nice.
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Because once one guy in a clubhouse catches a fungus, the whole damn team gets it.
I laffed, I cried, I'm printing the t-shirt.
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They're not just green hats, they're green hats made from recycled plastic. What a fine promotional item.
Oh, goddamn. Earth day?? WTF??
I thought it was Rare Earth day. I've been listening to that out-dated shit all day long! The 22 minute version of "Get Ready". The 12 minute version of "I Know I'm Losing You".
Fuck!!
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How attractive it is to see Manny standing in his dugout, dreads all hangin', bat twiddling, while he half-squats and grabs his manjunk on FSW. My eyes, my eyes.
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Oh, goddamn. Earth day?? WTF??
I thought it was Rare Earth day. I've been listening to that out-dated shit all day long! The 22 minute version of "Get Ready". The 12 minute version of "I Know I'm Losing You".
Fuck!!
Are you ready? Yes I'm ready.
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Obviously, the 3B ump doesn't hate that little cocksucker as much as HH does.
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How attractive it is to see Manny standing in his dugout, dreads all hangin', bat twiddling, while he half-squats and grabs his manjunk on FSW. My eyes, my eyes.
It'll be an awesome sight if he never sees an at bat this inning
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COME ON HAWK!
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It'll be an awesome sight if he never sees an at bat this inning
I'll take the manjunk over the at-bat.
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Beautiful!
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Oh, goddamn. Earth day?? WTF??
I thought it was Rare Earth day. I've been listening to that out-dated shit all day long! The 22 minute version of "Get Ready". The 12 minute version of "I Know I'm Losing You".
Fuck!!
Haha! Earworm time:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me
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great save hawk!
nice way to end that one
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YES!!!
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What a win!
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Yesss!!!, very nice, Manny can continue to support himself!
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Love that UH cap in the crowd!
And boo-YAH, Hawk strikes out Hudson FTW!!!
Astros 6, Dojers 5
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That was a very enjoyable game. Great to take a series from the Dodgers!
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These past 2 games have been great.
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WooHoo!
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8 game winning streak? They must grade on a curve in the West.
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What happened in the 9th. Sorry to ruin your fun.
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What happened in the 9th. Sorry to ruin your fun.
Pierre popped out foul 5u, Furcal (?) grounded out 3u, and the last guy (forget who) struck out swinging. Hawkins looked good.
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Pierre popped out in foul territory to Blum
Furcal grounded to Berkman for the unassisted out
Hudson K'd
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Pierre popped out in foul territory to Blum. Furcal grounded out to Berkman. Hudson K'd swinging.
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I really can't wait for tomorrow's YouTube Dodger Roundup. Noe, please keep us posted.
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What happened in the 9th. Sorry to ruin your fun.
Amazing happened
/nba
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8 game winning streak? They must grade on a curve in the West.
I think this is the first series against a non-Western division team.
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These past 2 games have been great.
especially being at the ball park. great games.
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especially being at the ball park. great games.
Yes indeed. Great to see the crowd get behind Hawk when it mattered, and shut up the gat dam Dojer fans who were all over the place like a blue fungus.
Also, George HW Bush wears pink pants.
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Yes indeed. Great to see the crowd get behind Hawk when it mattered, and shut up the gat dam Dojer fans who were all over the place like a blue fungus.
Also, George HW Bush wears pink pants.
You mean Barbara laid out pink pants for GHWB to wear...