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Title: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: CarolinaStro on February 06, 2009, 05:33:20 pm

Former #1 overall pick goes beserk on high school lacrosse players...

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/06/1s6bush03277-padres-cut-ties-matt-bush/?padres

Title: Re: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: moriartp on February 06, 2009, 09:07:41 pm

I could not stop laughing when I read that.


"I'm Matt Fucking Bush!!"

"Who?"

"Matt Bush, asshole!!"

"Are you like... Jeb's kid or something?"

"Fuck you, I went first overall in the 2004 draft!"

"Oh, so you must be a pretty big star. I don't really follow football though."

"........."

"...twat."

Title: Re: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: Hornstros on January 14, 2011, 11:15:57 am

Matt 'Fucking' Bush is back in a touching story from Dawn Klemish

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110112&content_id=16427816&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

Title: Re: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 07, 2016, 03:15:59 pm

So, funny what you find when you randomly look at old threads.

But, and interesting update to Matt FUCKING Bush...

Bush has spent the last three years in a Florida prison, and was released in October.  Naturally, he was immediately signed by the Rangers, as he still throws 100 mph.  He had a great Spring, and is starting the season at AA Frisco.  The Rangers fully expect him to be in their pen by June. 

If this happens, I'm pretty sure he'll be the first former #1 pick, who never played an inning above AA and subsequently spent his prime in prison,  to make the Big Leagues.

Title: Re: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: Reuben on April 13, 2016, 08:57:15 pm

Not to mention he was originally drafted as a SS.

I wonder if some of Matt's new buddies from prison helped him discover a means of throwing 100 mph.

Title: Re: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: drew corleone on April 15, 2016, 08:25:07 pm

So he played in the California Penal League?

Title: Re: I am Matt Fu@king Bush!
Post by: HudsonHawk on May 14, 2016, 10:20:43 pm

Bush made his Major League debut last night, pitching one scoreless inning...12 years after he was the first overall draft pick as a SS.