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Title: Compare and contrast
Post by: MusicMan on July 09, 2008, 04:43:16 pm
Current MLB standings (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/standings) show the Astros with a 0.6 percent chance to make the playoffs, better than only the Nationals.

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"We really believe we’re going to be in contention before it’s all over," Wade said. "We have a good club. At the times this season, we’ve been as good as any team in baseball. I have no doubt we haven’t our played our best baseball yet."

I can't imagine working for Drayton.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: austro on July 09, 2008, 04:52:21 pm
As of this morning, they're 13 1/2 games out in the division and behind every other team in their division. They're behind at least 8 teams (I think) in the wild card (not counting the three current division leaders). Getting back in contention seems very unlikely. Too many other teams will have to get infected with whatever the Astros have.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Limey on July 09, 2008, 04:53:20 pm
As of this morning, they're 13 1/2 games out in the division and behind every other team in their division. They're behind at least 8 teams (I think) in the wild card (not counting the three current division leaders). Getting back in contention seems very unlikely. Too many other teams will have to get infected with whatever the Astros have.

Pink eye?
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: MusicMan on July 09, 2008, 04:53:39 pm
Too many other teams will have to get infected with whatever the Astros have.

A-Rod's doing this as fast as he can.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Lurch on July 09, 2008, 04:58:56 pm
A-Rod's doing this as fast as he can.

Mix his dipstick in Madonna's petri dish and stand back.  In 10 years we'll be saying the resulting pandemic must have come from monkeys in Africa or chickens in China.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Andyzipp on July 09, 2008, 06:01:46 pm
snip...monkeys in Africa or chickens in China.

Chickity china, the Chinese Chicken
Into Maddona, A-Rod will be stickin...
Watchin' Evita with no lights on, with no pants on
Call the CDC on that one.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Holly on July 09, 2008, 10:25:24 pm
Chickity china, the Chinese Chicken
Into Maddona, A-Rod will be stickin...
Watchin' Evita with no lights on, with no pants on
Call the CDC on that one.


It's been... one week since you divorced me
Kabbalah in your head, trainer swore on his pinky
Five days since you brainwashed me
Material girl says she still loves Guy Ritchie
Three days til the A.S.G.
Where I'll hit whatever moves, whether balls or pussy
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Noe on July 09, 2008, 11:00:36 pm
Everybody has gone
BatGirl all
of a sudden!
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Andyzipp on July 09, 2008, 11:05:25 pm
Everybodies gone
BatGirl all
of a sudden!

Everybody is Barenaked, anyway.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Holly on July 09, 2008, 11:07:26 pm
It's all been done.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Limey on July 10, 2008, 12:20:34 am
It's all been done.

..and I can't nominate one for POTWA honours without nominating all.  And that's a lot of work...

So fuck 'em.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 13, 2008, 12:05:02 pm
Ring a bell and I salivate.
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: astrojo on July 13, 2008, 01:45:07 pm
"If I had a million dollars,"

-Shawn Chacon
Title: Re: Compare and contrast
Post by: austro on July 13, 2008, 03:03:59 pm
I can do it all for you, but I don't want to.