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Title: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: pravata on June 17, 2008, 02:38:05 pm
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-indiansmoves&prov=ap&type=lgns
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Andyzipp on June 17, 2008, 02:42:43 pm
He signed the contract, but only after watching 3 better contracts sail right by him.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: MusicMan on June 17, 2008, 02:47:12 pm
He signed the contract, but only after watching 3 better contracts sail right by him.

I laughed.  Out loud.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Ty in Tampa on June 17, 2008, 02:51:43 pm
I laughed.  Out loud.

As did I. With most of Morgan's ABs.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: MusicMan on June 17, 2008, 02:52:42 pm
As did I. With most of Morgan's ABs.

No, most of those endeed in drunken tears or drunken rage.  And that was just in the owner's box.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Ty in Tampa on June 17, 2008, 02:54:33 pm
No, most of those endeed in drunken tears or drunken rage.  And that was just in the owner's box.

Laughing keeps me from breaking things. Like the owner's box.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Fredia on June 17, 2008, 03:35:36 pm
some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Astroholic on June 17, 2008, 03:37:32 pm
some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year

???

Damn funny faces.  How does one go about turning those off?
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: mihoba on June 17, 2008, 03:40:02 pm
The pigeons in Cleveland rejoice.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Holly on June 17, 2008, 03:42:37 pm
some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year

WTF? Did you even read that before you pressed "Post"?
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: BudGirl on June 17, 2008, 03:45:12 pm
WTF? Did you even read that before you pressed "Post"?

She's never proofread her posts previously, why would she start now?
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: mihoba on June 17, 2008, 03:46:38 pm
? ? ?

Damn funny faces.  How does one go about turning those off?

Avoid three question marks in a row.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Holly on June 17, 2008, 03:47:30 pm
She's never proofread her posts previously, why would she start now?

That just seemed... especially egregious, is all.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Astroholic on June 17, 2008, 03:47:45 pm
Avoid three question marks in a row.

Or maybe I will use four.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: BudGirl on June 17, 2008, 03:48:28 pm
Avoid three question marks in a row.

I believe there is some box you can check that will turn off the same feature.  I'm pretty sure Jim knows it.

ETA:  Additional Options, turn off smileys.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: mihoba on June 17, 2008, 03:48:44 pm
Or maybe I will use four.

????
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: JaneDoe on June 17, 2008, 03:49:42 pm
Or maybe I will use four.


You will still get the damn smiley.  However, when you post--see that Additional Options thingy to your left?  Click on it, then check--Don't use smileys.  Works every time.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Astroholic on June 17, 2008, 03:50:57 pm

You will still get the damn smiley.  However, when you post--see that Additional Options thingy to your left?  Click on it, then check--Don't use smileys.  Works every time.


Thanks, that is what I was looking for.  I thought the reply needed more than two ??'s
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Ty in Tampa on June 17, 2008, 03:51:49 pm
Or maybe I will use four.

Here's the way to do it:

Preview your post.
If it has smileys, click "additional options"
Check "Don't use smileys"
Let out long sigh.
Post
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: BudGirl on June 17, 2008, 03:52:23 pm
Thanks, that is what I was looking for.  I thought the reply needed more than two ??'s

You know, I posted the same thing as Jane.  She just copied my answer.  She's a cheater.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: mihoba on June 17, 2008, 03:53:18 pm
You know, I posted the same thing as Jane.  She just copied my answer.  She's a cheater.

Meow.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: MusicMan on June 17, 2008, 03:54:37 pm
Meow.

Slow down, the Jell-O hasn't set yet!
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Andyzipp on June 17, 2008, 03:55:49 pm
Slow down, the Jell-O hasn't set yet!

We've still got some pudding from last week...we're good.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: JaneDoe on June 17, 2008, 03:59:43 pm
We've still got some pudding from last week...we're good.

Hey, you guys gotta splurge a little.  I'm out unless you upgrade to chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Astroholic on June 17, 2008, 04:05:59 pm
You know, I posted the same thing as Jane.  She just copied my answer.  She's a cheater.

3 Cabrera's in a post about using 3 question marks.  Conicidence? I think not.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: MusicMan on June 17, 2008, 04:06:12 pm
Hey, you guys gotta splurge a little.  I'm out unless you upgrade to chocolate mousse.

Done and done.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: BudGirl on June 17, 2008, 04:16:12 pm
Jane, Jane, Jane, what are you getting us into?
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Jacksonian on June 17, 2008, 04:19:54 pm
Jane, Jane, Jane, what are you getting us into?

A whole lot of chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: JackAstro on June 17, 2008, 04:26:55 pm
A whole lot of chocolate mousse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: MRaup on June 17, 2008, 05:07:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg


FYI: That link isn't nearly what you think it is.


ETA: Meaning that it's not anyone wrestling in desserts. Still, check it out.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: strosrays on June 17, 2008, 05:28:27 pm
some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year


Ah, yes.  Well, sumer is icumen in, after all.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: JaneDoe on June 17, 2008, 06:13:20 pm
Jane, Jane, Jane, what are you getting us into?

You started it.  Called me a cheater.  And a couple of weeks ago you called me a liar.  Two strikes.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: TheWizard on June 17, 2008, 06:31:30 pm
FYI: That link isn't nearly what you think it is.


ETA: Meaning that it's not anyone wrestling in desserts. Still, check it out.
At least it wasn't that youtube clip - 2girls1cup.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: BudGirl on June 17, 2008, 06:35:56 pm
You started it.  Called me a cheater.  And a couple of weeks ago you called me a liar.  Two strikes.

Bring It Bitch.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: MRaup on June 17, 2008, 06:43:15 pm
Bring It Bitch.

"Its Budgirl, bitch!"
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: T. J. on June 17, 2008, 09:16:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg


I thought I was the only one who remembered "The State".
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Kent's Moustache on June 18, 2008, 12:49:21 am
Meow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw

"I'm sorry, are you saying, 'Meow?'"
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Duman on June 18, 2008, 05:26:06 am
A whole lot of chocolate mousse.

Did some one say Chocolate Moose (http://www.lenlibby.com/lenny.htm)?
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Waldo on June 18, 2008, 07:23:09 am
It smells like sex in here.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Ebby Calvin on June 18, 2008, 07:31:14 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw

"I'm sorry, are you saying, 'Meow?'"

Thank you for that.  Very much.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Andyzipp on June 18, 2008, 08:44:53 am
Someone said  Chocolate Mousse (http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pv-TZL1b2tRseDPh4o0-IrNIGajoIV8NNEhqn3bv5mFA1dzUYsgDjWCRoF2GAhwt8MGeAI6vkfWY).
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Jacksonian on June 18, 2008, 08:58:20 am
Someone said  Chocolate Mousse (http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pv-TZL1b2tRseDPh4o0-IrNIGajoIV8NNEhqn3bv5mFA1dzUYsgDjWCRoF2GAhwt8MGeAI6vkfWY).

Where the hell were you last night?  I coulda used that in the GZ.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Andyzipp on June 18, 2008, 09:29:30 am
Where the hell were you last night? 

Throwing things at my television...
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: austro on June 18, 2008, 09:31:35 am
Throwing things at my television...

After learning of the Owls' performance, I was oddly calm as I watched Mora's inevitable double.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Limey on June 18, 2008, 09:32:47 am
Throwing things at my television...

I recently succumbed and bought myself a PS3 and GTA4.  Running people over, throwing bricks at the heads of passers-by and generally behaving like a Kennedy on a coke binge is quite therapeutic.
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Andyzipp on June 18, 2008, 09:37:38 am
I recently succumbed and bought myself a PS3 and GTA4.  Running people over, throwing bricks at the heads of passers-by and generally behaving like a Kennedy on a coke binge is quite therapeutic.

Is GTA4 available on the Wii?  Do you have to use both controllers to beat the shit out of hookers?
Title: Re: Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians
Post by: Limey on June 18, 2008, 09:56:08 am
Is GTA4 available on the Wii?  Do you have to use both controllers to beat the shit out of hookers?

I think GTA4 on the Wii would be a very, very bad idea.  You just know that someone would come up with another attachment that...