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Title: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: JaneDoe on June 03, 2008, 06:37:45 am
Take the first train to Shittsburgh (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2008/06/03/astros-pirates-first-train-to-shittsburgh/)
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: MikeyBoy on June 03, 2008, 07:40:28 am
Ladies Night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6IRXLvrO2o)

(safe for work)
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Craig on June 03, 2008, 10:05:25 am
I've got an uneasy feeling about this series. I may need some Imodium too before it's over.

Thanks Jane, that was a great preview. And you're right about the Ladies Club; I can't believe Pam Gardner hasn't hopped on that marketing train yet.
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: MRaup on June 03, 2008, 11:34:37 am
Ray King just called the front office and requested that Cooper wave that Magic Wand over him before every game... He also requested two number three combos, magic sized, with an extra large glass of gravy... And a diet coke.
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: BudGirl on June 05, 2008, 03:09:28 pm
I've been talking about Ladies Night for years.  I never thought of all the promotions, but I think we should be able to run the bases.

Great preview.

Also, Drayton/Pam need to get rid of that pink, purple and green shit being sold in the space previously called The Shed. 
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Andyzipp on June 05, 2008, 03:24:16 pm
I've been talking about Ladies Night for years.  I never thought of all the promotions, but I think we should be able to run the bases.

Great preview.

Also, Drayton/Pam need to get rid of that pink, purple and green shit being sold in the space previously called The Shed. 

I don't know if you noticed, but the unwashed masses buy that crap.
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: BudGirl on June 05, 2008, 03:42:13 pm
I don't know if you noticed, but the unwashed masses buy that crap.

I've noticed.  Doesn't mean I have to like it.  They buy what you put in front of them.  Why not put team colors in front of them? 
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Gizzmonic on June 06, 2008, 10:22:38 am
Take the first train to Shittsburgh (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2008/06/03/astros-pirates-first-train-to-shittsburgh/)

"Shittsburgh," eh?

I wonder what the preferred pejorative for Houston would be?

Asston?  Shitston?  Housuck?  None of these have the lilting, lyrical quality of "Shittsburgh"
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on June 06, 2008, 10:26:10 am
Ho' ston?
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Andyzipp on June 06, 2008, 10:28:36 am
"Shittsburgh," eh?

I wonder what the preferred pejorative for Houston would be?

Asston?  Shitston?  Housuck?  None of these have the lilting, lyrical quality of "Shittsburgh"

I've heard Spewston more than I care to.

I suppose that Shitston has a certain ring to it.
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: strosrays on June 06, 2008, 10:32:14 am

'Necktown

West Channelview
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Andyzipp on June 06, 2008, 10:40:46 am
'Necktown

West Channelview

'Necktown is always going to hold a special place in my heart, but I don't know how much it'd catch on without HD to promulgate it.
Title: Re: Astros @ Pirates Series Preview Posted
Post by: Limey on June 06, 2008, 10:42:13 am
West Channelview

I like it.  It's innocuous, geographically accurate and incredibly insulting all at the same time.