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Title: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 11:01:24 am: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

Is there anyway we can award him an honorary membership here?
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Gizzmonic on May 12, 2008, 11:07:31 am: This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 11:09:24 am: There is nothing funny about Ralph Hardy.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: tophfar on May 12, 2008, 11:12:40 am: Quote
culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

because your dream is to pay females to play video games with you?
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Limey on May 12, 2008, 11:15:52 am: Quote from: tophfar on May 12, 2008, 11:12:40 am
because your dream is to pay females to play video games with you?

Hey! Not everyone takes chicks back to their hotel rooms for sex!
- Roger Clemens
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: otterjb on May 12, 2008, 11:16:59 am: World of Warcraft is a massive nerd gathering. Second Life is just creepy.

Ralph Hardy. Wow.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Bench on May 12, 2008, 11:21:36 am: "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

You're well on your way kid.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Gizzmonic on May 12, 2008, 11:26:06 am: The kid missed his opportunity. He could have hooked up with the escort and been king of Junior High for the next 2 years.

Now he's gonna be grounded for the rest of his life and he'll never get laid!

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 11:09:24 am
There is nothing funny about Ralph Hardy.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: MusicMan on May 12, 2008, 12:42:40 pm: Quote from: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 11:01:24 am
Is there anyway we can award him an honorary membership here?

No:
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The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 12:46:22 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on May 12, 2008, 12:42:40 pm
No:

Ralph Hardy is smart enough to have told those whores to admit to only playing X-Box....Ralph Hardy is a freakin' genius.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: ybbodeus on May 12, 2008, 12:48:01 pm: We have a Newark, Texas?
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 12:50:23 pm: According to these fine folks, yes.

http://newarktexas.com/
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: ybbodeus on May 12, 2008, 12:52:12 pm: We must lead the league in states with recognizable city names from elsewhere, be they other states and/or nations.
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: Lurch on May 12, 2008, 01:23:06 pm: Quote
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them

Excellent!
Title: Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
Post by: geezerdonk on May 12, 2008, 02:04:55 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on May 12, 2008, 12:42:40 pm
Is there anyway we can award him an honorary membership here?

No:

OK. Well, how about the whores?
Surely, they are both qualified and deserving.