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Title: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: TheWizard on April 24, 2008, 05:10:14 pm: Just when you thought it was safe to leave your house with your penis...

http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKL2290323220080422?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0
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Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: Fredia on April 24, 2008, 05:28:28 pm: and i thought i had seen everything on this sight . i stand corrected
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: jwhudson on April 24, 2008, 05:47:22 pm: Quick send some little blue pills to fight off this evil and injustice. And send that old singing cowboy in the commercial.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: Craig on April 24, 2008, 06:45:26 pm: Quote
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said. "But when you try to tell the ~~victims~~ Cubs fans that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone ~~home~~ to the World Series and tried it'," he said.

Fixed some of that article. There was probably something lost in translation.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: VirtualBob on April 24, 2008, 06:56:03 pm: If ever there was a topic, title or thread that should have been started in the Beer & Queso section ...
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 24, 2008, 07:11:27 pm: Quote from: VirtualBob on April 24, 2008, 06:56:03 pm
If ever there was a topic, title or thread that should have been started in the Beer & Queso section ...

I'm not so sure. I prefer to keep my beer, queso and penis separate.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: Kent's Moustache on April 24, 2008, 08:17:59 pm: "So, if she weighs the same as a duck..."
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: pravata on April 24, 2008, 10:14:30 pm: Jon Stewart answered the question of how many penis thefts are required to start a panic, it's one.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: kevwun on April 25, 2008, 08:09:12 am: What also floats in water?

Bread!

Apples!

Uh, very small rocks!
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: Lefty on April 25, 2008, 08:47:21 am: Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 24, 2008, 07:11:27 pm

I'm not so sure. I prefer to keep my beer, queso and penis separate.

Well, if it's that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: Gizzmonic on April 25, 2008, 09:30:34 am: Quote from: VirtualBob on April 24, 2008, 06:56:03 pm
If ever there was a topic, title or thread that should have been started in the Beer & Queso section ...

I saw this yesterday. Will there ever be a headline as good as "Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital?"

"Headless woman found in topless bar" is pretty close.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: homer on April 25, 2008, 09:58:32 am: Quote from: Lefty on April 25, 2008, 08:47:21 am
Well, if it's that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I had this ready to post, but got distracted yesterday and forgot. Bravo.
Title: Re: Penis thievery reaching epidemic levels (non-bb, very much so)
Post by: dalillama on April 25, 2008, 03:33:19 pm: my wife emailed me that article with the question, "how come you never told me you went to the congo?". she's a real comedian.