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Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Limey on April 04, 2008, 05:11:04 pm
First of the new season:  Lou Pinella (http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080404/capt.110f846e9b4046ed9e3aa101f9ff684c.astros_cubs_baseball_cxc111.jpg).  Have at it.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Limey on April 04, 2008, 05:12:38 pm
While the Astros' Hunter Pence appears to be fully recovered from his collision with a glass door, the Cubs' Lou Pinella is still suffering.  Of course, in Pence's case, the glass broke.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cougar on April 04, 2008, 05:13:42 pm
I guess I'll break the ice.

"Dammit Daryle!  I said no chili before games!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ty in Tampa on April 04, 2008, 06:22:23 pm
"No, my cat didn't die. The hell kind of a question is that?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Outlawscotty on April 04, 2008, 06:47:03 pm
"Damn Carlos, I always thought  Barrett's vagina was the source.  Lay off the bananas!!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Fredia on April 04, 2008, 08:28:24 pm
we played the astros last year.. what do you mean we have to play them again this year...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Bill McLuggage on April 04, 2008, 10:25:32 pm
It's never too early in Chicago to stop giving a shit and stop shaving.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: BatGirl on April 04, 2008, 10:38:21 pm
"what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!"

-- lou pinella, reacting to towles' kickass handstand
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Duman on April 05, 2008, 04:29:52 am
"Triple? A freaking triple with that twinkie loving man running in front of him? We gotta grow the grass higher!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 05, 2008, 06:03:27 am
Reporter: "Hey Lou, what's up with the disheveled look you got going?"

 Lou: "I ain't shit for days."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: UpTooLate on April 05, 2008, 06:44:06 am
How about a two-fer.  This one also qualifies for separated at birth.

Best Jack Nicholson voice impersonation:  " Heeeeeeeere's Johnny"

Link: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3631716352/tt0081505
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Gleek on April 05, 2008, 06:51:46 am
I'm managing who!?!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ty in Tampa on April 05, 2008, 07:07:44 am
"PLAYOFFS?!?!....PL-PLAYOFFS?!?!?......YOU KIDDIN' ME?......PLAYOFFS?!?!!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Señor Stan on April 05, 2008, 09:46:05 am
Nick Nolte gots nuthin' on me!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Noe on April 05, 2008, 10:01:40 am
"Hey, have you seen that movie Stars... Stair... no Star Wars... yeah, that's it.  They have this character named Chewbacca.  I do a great Chewbacca impersonation... here... look... see!" - Lou PInella

I like the two-fer idea, so here's my "separated at birth" submission for consideration:  Louie and Chewy

(http://www.orangewhoopass.com/graphics/Chewy&Louie.jpg)

Heck, I'll go for the trifecta, a nickname submission for Lou:

Chewy Pinella
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: spatula on April 05, 2008, 10:14:07 am
"All you media people have done in the time I've been here is show me yer nuts".
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: drew corleone on April 05, 2008, 10:27:20 am
Let me see your war face....AARRRGGHHH!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Craig on April 05, 2008, 10:29:33 am
"Hork! ... Hork! ... Hork! ..."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: remy on April 05, 2008, 10:33:52 am
"Oh dear God!  Get 2-girls-1-cup off the jumbotron!"

(I know this makes no sense since that shithole stadium doesn't have a jumbotron, but it's the best I can do on a Saturday morning.)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: otterjb on April 05, 2008, 11:07:20 am
Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 05, 2008, 10:01:40 am
Louie and Chewy

Chewy Pinella

I like it.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: otterjb on April 05, 2008, 11:09:06 am
Lou Pinella simultaneously strains several muscles, yelling almost inaudibly about how he has to manage the Cubs? "The Fucking Cubs!?!? Aww fuck this shit."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Señor Stan on April 05, 2008, 11:57:11 am
...Loubacca?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Bench on April 05, 2008, 12:11:02 pm
"THAT'S what 'hemorrhoids' means in Japanese????"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Jose Cruz III on April 07, 2008, 12:26:43 pm
Thats quite a scar you have there Kaz.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: EasTexAstro on April 07, 2008, 01:10:37 pm
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080404/capt.110f846e9b4046ed9e3aa101f9ff684c.astros_cubs_baseball_cxc111.jpg)(http://www.tuckborough.net/images/gothmog.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: toddthebod on April 07, 2008, 05:20:20 pm
(http://www.thebitchtroll.com/images/goonies.jpg)

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080404/capt.110f846e9b4046ed9e3aa101f9ff684c.astros_cubs_baseball_cxc111.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: otterjb on April 08, 2008, 10:41:36 am
Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!