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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: Crusher_Joe on March 01, 2008, 10:51:42 pm
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/5580555.html
I am sensing an update of Funk and Wagner's.
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Someone get that man a donut!
So is it "Donut" Matsui or "Preparation H" Matsui for the rest of the season?
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Another new Astro with the specter of 'roids looming....
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What bothers me about this story is that, orginally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids. Matsui has had this problem in the past. However, on further review, it turned out to be something else. What?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=105023.0
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What bothers me about this story is that, orginally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids. Matsui has had this problem in the past. However, on further review, it turned out to be something else. What?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=105023.0
Painful rectal itch. PRI, in the vernacular.
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What bothers me about this story is that, originally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids. Matsui has had this problem in the past. However, on further review, it turned out to be something else. What?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
I'm would give it much thought but there are degrees of hemorrhoid irritation. From ass itch on to things I don't want to imagine.
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Painful rectal itch. PRI, in the vernacular.
That's good jam.
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That's good jam.
PRI is on that short list with the Holocaust and Abraham Lincoln's assassination of things that just should never be joked about.
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"Save your breath fella! Here’s a new jam we’ve just put out. It’s called Painful Rectal Itch. You’d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it’s great . . .
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qjam.phtml
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"Save your breath fella! Heres a new jam weve just put out. Its called Painful Rectal Itch. Youd have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that its great . . .
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qjam.phtml
Early evidence that Chevy Chase and "funny" were in a short-term relationship.
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Early evidence that Chevy Chase and "funny" were in a short-term relationship.
Actually, it ended with "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."
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What bothers me about this story is that, orginally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids. Matsui has had this problem in the past. However, on further review, it turned out to be something else. What?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=105023.0
Sure sounds like 'roids. Maybe they said it was something else so he wouldn't be the butt of any jokes?
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Another non-funny injury: (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080302&content_id=2400416&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc)
The Cubs have had a variety of injuries this spring. So far, infielder Mark DeRosa was hospitalized with an irregular heartbeat, pitcher Jose Ascanio had a bruised face after getting punched in a robbery attempt, and outfielder Felix Pie missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle.
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Another non-funny injury: (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080302&content_id=2400416&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc)
There are times when I wish we could just go back to the day when they just said stuff like, Pie is out for a couple of days with an undisclosed injury. Today, only are the specific, but in some cases, they even tell you what that means... I mean, there are somethings I don't want to THINK about, you know?