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Title: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Crusher_Joe on March 01, 2008, 10:51:42 pm
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/5580555.html

I am sensing an update of Funk and Wagner's.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: cougar on March 02, 2008, 05:37:25 am
Someone get that man a donut!

So is it "Donut" Matsui or "Preparation H" Matsui for the rest of the season?
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Señor Stan on March 02, 2008, 07:15:39 am
Another new Astro with the specter of 'roids looming....
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: pravata on March 02, 2008, 09:51:39 am
What bothers me about this story is that, orginally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids.  Matsui has had this problem in the past.  However, on further review, it turned out to be something elseWhat?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=105023.0
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: strosrays on March 02, 2008, 10:14:01 am
What bothers me about this story is that, orginally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids.  Matsui has had this problem in the past.  However, on further review, it turned out to be something elseWhat?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=105023.0


Painful rectal itch.  PRI, in the vernacular.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on March 02, 2008, 10:18:13 am
What bothers me about this story is that, originally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids.  Matsui has had this problem in the past.  However, on further review, it turned out to be something elseWhat?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.

I'm would give it much thought but there are degrees of hemorrhoid irritation. From ass itch on to things I don't want to imagine.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Ty in Tampa on March 02, 2008, 07:43:05 pm

Painful rectal itch.  PRI, in the vernacular.

That's good jam.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: MusicMan on March 03, 2008, 09:42:30 am
That's good jam.

PRI is on that short list with the Holocaust and Abraham Lincoln's assassination of things that just should never be joked about.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Ty in Tampa on March 03, 2008, 09:57:29 am
"Save your breath fella! Here’s a new jam we’ve just put out. It’s called Painful Rectal Itch. You’d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it’s great . . .

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qjam.phtml
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: MusicMan on March 03, 2008, 10:06:52 am
"Save your breath fella! Here’s a new jam we’ve just put out. It’s called Painful Rectal Itch. You’d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it’s great . . .

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qjam.phtml

Early evidence that Chevy Chase and "funny" were in a short-term relationship.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Mr. Happy on March 03, 2008, 10:21:30 am
Early evidence that Chevy Chase and "funny" were in a short-term relationship.

Actually, it ended with "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Lefty on March 03, 2008, 10:31:33 am
What bothers me about this story is that, orginally, the symptoms lead to a diagnosis of hemorrhoids.  Matsui has had this problem in the past.  However, on further review, it turned out to be something elseWhat?! I can't think how those symptoms could lead to a diagnosis of anything better.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=105023.0

Sure sounds like 'roids.  Maybe they said it was something else so he wouldn't be the butt of any jokes?
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: MusicMan on March 03, 2008, 10:43:12 am
Another non-funny injury: (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080302&content_id=2400416&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc)

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The Cubs have had a variety of injuries this spring. So far, infielder Mark DeRosa was hospitalized with an irregular heartbeat, pitcher Jose Ascanio had a bruised face after getting punched in a robbery attempt, and outfielder Felix Pie missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle.
Title: Re: A headline I never thought I would read
Post by: Froback on March 03, 2008, 11:41:43 am
Another non-funny injury: (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080302&content_id=2400416&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc)

There are times when I wish we could just go back to the day when they just said stuff like, Pie is out for a couple of days with an undisclosed injury.  Today, only are the specific, but in some cases, they even tell you what that means... I mean, there are somethings I don't want to THINK about, you know?