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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: Andyzipp on October 16, 2007, 04:12:34 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7lDaNhR4K4
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Ugh. I couldn't even watch all of it. People actually think he is funny?
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..Miss...
I'm taking him off my I-Pod now....for serious.
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Yeah, but so does SNL. Although it's a great TIVO show. You can fast forward through the 90% of suck to get to the 10% of funny (like the only funny one this weekend, Bjork and Charles Barkley on Iconoclasts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5fmHfYKR0w)
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Yeah, but so does SNL. Although it's a great TIVO show. You can fast forward through the 90% of suck to get to the 10% of funny (like the only funny one this weekend, Bjork and Charles Barkley on Iconoclasts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5fmHfYKR0w)
Thanks...
...Oh, that Boark!....her fingernails shoot butterflies sticky with syrup......crazy bitch....
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Yeah, but so does SNL. Although it's a great TIVO show. You can fast forward through the 90% of suck to get to the 10% of funny (like the only funny one this weekend, Bjork and Charles Barkley on Iconoclasts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5fmHfYKR0w)
Wait, that is the BEST SNL has on now?
CRAP did they fall off the map.
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SNL is pretty bad these days. They'll do something funny every so often, usually the digital shorts. I watch every once in a while when someone funny is hosting and it really awful. I tivo it so I can fast forward through the bad skits, which is about 90% of them.
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People actually think he is funny?
Stupid people need to laugh too. The fact that he's the most popular comedian in America right now says somethin' bout America.
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In his entire life, Dane Cook has never said anything funny. With most bad comedians, you can tell when you are supposed to laugh. It's not funny, but you see that it was meant to be funny. With Dane Cook, that doesn't happen. He keeps talking and I keep not laughing. I can't even tell where the jokes are supposed to be.
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Ty: "Not this promo again..."
Susan: "Who's that guy?"
Ty: "Dane Cook."
Susan: "Dane?"
Ty: "Yeah, Dane. You've never heard of him?"
Susan: "No. Is he a baseball player?"
Ty: "No, he's a comedian. Don't you remember, we tried to watch that show 'Tourgasm' after 'Entourage' that night?"
Susan: "No. Is he supposed to be funny? Because this isn't."
Ty: "No, I think he's trying to be hip."
Susan: "That ain't workin' either."
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Susan: "Who's that guy?"
So... Is Susan your wife, or one of your numerous story-worthy harem members on the side?
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Are hack comedians the theme of the 2007 playoffs? First we have that Rich Little impersonator, Frank Gorshin, oops, I mean Frank Caliendo, every commercial break on TBS. Now FOX returns the favor with Dane Cook. At least the parrot has a talent, tired though it may be, I get it. I don't have a clue about this Cook fellow's attraction.
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So... Is Susan your wife, or one of your numerous story-worthy harem members on the side?
Yes.
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Yes.
Finally.
congrats!!
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Finally.
congrats!!
Sorry, Les. You misunderstand. I was being purposefully vague. We are not yet married but hope to be by the next millenium.
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Sorry, Les. You misunderstand. I was being purposefully vague. We are not yet married but hope to be by the next millenium.
Playing hard to get?
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Playing hard to get?
We both are got. What to do next is the problem.
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Playing hard to get?
commitmentphobia
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We both are got. What to do next is the problem.
...jeezus.....get a cottage in Wimberley..
..work things out....
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The conversation in our house went something like this:
Me: Is that dude in the MLB October commercials somebody famous or just some guy?
Wife: Just some guy, I think.
Me: I think so, too. OK.
So, we're either so cool that we knew Dane Cook was not cool, or we were so uncool that we didn't know that he was...
Wait, I'm getting dizzy. Who are we talking about again?
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So, we're either so cool that we knew Dane Cook was not cool, or we were so uncool that we didn't know that he was...
Well, apparently I'm so cool/uncool that I don't even know who Dane Cook is. Either way, the guy on the commercials isn't funny. Although, I have to admit, the Kelly Gruber with a mullet reference is funny, for personal reasons.
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So... Is Susan your wife, or one of your numerous story-worthy harem members on the side?
Yes.
Please. Take this mantle from me. While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles. Take them from me. Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.
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Please. Take this mantle from me. While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles. Take them from me. Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.
Well, it's been ten years and a thousand tears
And look at the mess I'm in
A broken nose and a broken heart
An empty bottle of gin
Well I sit, and I pray
In my broken down Chevrolet
While I'm singing to myself
There's got to be another way
Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain
Well I'm sick and I'm tired and I can't take anymore pain
Take away, take away, never to return again
Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain.
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Please. Take this mantle from me. While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles. Take them from me. Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.
Harems? Chains? Prisons?
When did this turn into a cheap romance novel?
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Harems? Chains? Prisons?
When did this turn into a cheap romance novel?
I hate to put words in another man's mouth, but my bet is JimR would answer, as soon as I showed up.
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I hate to put words in another man's mouth, but my bet is JimR would answer, as soon as I showed up.
You, sir, are the D. H. Lawrence of cheap romance novelists.
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Please. Take this mantle from me. While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles. Take them from me. Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.
Sorry, I'm as much a ladies' man as Dane Cook is funny. I couldn't even pretend to be one.
You've worked hard. Enjoy the fruits/shackles and give these people what they want. It's your duty!
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Well, it's been ten years and a thousand tears
And look at the mess I'm in
A broken nose and a broken heart
An empty bottle of gin
Well I sit, and I pray
In my broken down Chevrolet
While I'm singing to myself
There's got to be another way
Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain
Well I'm sick and I'm tired and I can't take anymore pain
Take away, take away, never to return again
Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain.
The strangled cats are out in full force when that pops on the radio in my car.
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Harems? Chains? Prisons?
When did this turn into a cheap romance novel?
Crap, with those three things, I would think it would be talking about something in a Muslim country.
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Crap, with those three things, I would think it would be talking about something in a Muslim country.
As long as it is not Turkey, and starring Brad PittDavis. NTTAWWT.