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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: Andyzipp on July 19, 2007, 04:11:42 pm
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This is one blogger's attempt at putting together a best quotes list. Seemed good for time wasting on an off day...
http://blogzarro.com/?p=223
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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They omitted one of my all-time favorite Grandpa Simpson lines:
[In response to Bart's complaint that he got a spanking from former President Bush.]
Grandpa: "That's NOTHIN'! I was once spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions."
BTW, I was initially skeptical about the soon-to-be-released "Simpsons" movie, until I saw the trailer. The "Spider Pig" bit alone makes me weep.
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...OK, Brain...you don't like me...and I don't like you...
..Now let's just get this over with so I can get
back to killing you with beer....
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Wiggum: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah..."
Homer: "OHHHH MY GODDDDD!!!!!! TRA-MAP-OLINE!!!! TRA-BOB-OLINE!!!!!"
Roy Patterson: "It's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye."
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Homer: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo hoo!
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Homer: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo hoo!
sounds like the way that the dq might think except replace 20 with 20 million or so
cant wait to see the movie...
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Bart, with ten thousand dollars we'd be millionaires. We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!
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Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here mmmmrmble mrmmb mmrmm FIVE DOLLARS?!? Get outta here...
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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany. Like that movie.... Spaceballs. But instead, it was dark and disturbing, like that movie Police Academy.
Hank Scorpio (at the controls of doomsday device): What's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Hank Scorpio: Hah. Nobody ever says Italy.
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My favorite:
“The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.”
Grandpa is great...
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My personal favorite:
Marge : There's a man here who says he can help you.
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : He's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : It's not Batman!
Or just "Batman's a scientist," if you're into the whole brevity thing. Nonsensically delightful to me, as I am to myself at times!
This is one blogger's attempt at putting together a best quotes list. Seemed good for time wasting on an off day...
http://blogzarro.com/?p=223
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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My two favorites are the nelson- shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark and
Homer- sarcastically- Oh, and what would we call this magical animal lisa (when lisa tells him that you get bacon, pork chops, hot dogs, sausage etc. from the same animal).
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My two favorites are the nelson- shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark and
Homer- sarcastically- Oh, and what would we call this magical animal lisa (when lisa tells him that you get bacon, pork chops, hot dogs, sausage etc. from the same animal).
Love the pig one two. "Yeah right Lisa"
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This is one blogger's attempt at putting together a best quotes list. Seemed good for time wasting on an off day...
http://blogzarro.com/?p=223
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Lisa: "You're Troy McLure! I remember you from such school filmstrips as, 'Locker Room Towel Fights - The Blinding of Eddie Driscoll.'"
Troy McLure: "You know, I was the first one to speak out against horseplay."
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Homer: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo hoo!
Without a doubt, my all-time favorite.
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Homer(asleep while guiding his giant pile of sugar): In America... First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women...
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Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers.
If I came into your house and started sniffing at your
crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would
you say?
Smithers: ... If <you> did it, sir?
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Marge: Homer, are you licking toads again?
Homer: I'm not NOT licking toads!
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Ralph: "When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University."
Lionel Hutz: "I move for a bad court thingy."
Judge: "A Mistrial?"
Lionel Hutz: "Right."
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Is it about my cube? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1nFaAUc0UQ)
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Love the pig one two. "Yeah right Lisa"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqx-AvUjCg
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Not on the list,
Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.
Also, in the Monorail episode,
"I call the big one Bitey."
I use both of these quotes almost every day.
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Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
Homer: ... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
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Marge: Grandpa...are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.
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Bart reading Homer's thoughts:
Boy, I know you can hear me, and I just have one thing to say to you. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow...
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"We're here...we're queer...we're going to drink your beer!"
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Bart reading Homer's thoughts:
Boy, I know you can hear me, and I just have one thing to say to you. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow...
Crappy version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol52h7FlOQk
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Compuglobalhypermeganet
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Since it's Friday:
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebräu?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
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Robert Wagner: So lets all give menopause a round of menapplause. Menapplause? I'm not saying that!
Audio:
http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes/season16/GABF06.shtml
And one of the best. Gary Busey.
"I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real."
http://www.leechvideo.com/video/view1508249.html
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Sideshow Bob attempting to get parole:
Lawyer: Well what about that tattoo on your chest...doesn't it say 'Die, Bart, Die'
Sideshow Bob: No. That's German for 'The, Bart, The'
Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Parole granted.
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Itchy & Scratchy producer to table of writers:
"Listen Up Leaches! I want to show you what you couldn’t get at your expensive Ivy League schools: Life Experience."
"Well, I wrote my thesis on life experience."
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Krusty: So he's proactive, huh?
Producer: Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
Writer: Excuse me, but proactive and paradigm? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? [pause] Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that. [pause] I'm fired, aren't I?