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Title: FSN postgame
Post by: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 02:39:11 pm
Excuse if this has already been discussed.  Missed the game yesterday but caught a brief part of the postgame interviews:
1. Ausmus responded to a comment by Ortiz as if Jesus was an unwelcome insect or a bothersome piece of lent. 

2. Hunter gave credit to his 4 hit performance to Biggio.  Said that Biggio told him to go straight to the tee after Saturday's game rather than extra batting practice on Sunday.  Hunter said that the tee allowed him to work out the kink (pulling off) himself.

FWIW
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JimR on July 02, 2007, 02:53:18 pm
Excuse if this has already been discussed.  Missed the game yesterday but caught a brief part of the postgame interviews:
1. Ausmus responded to a comment by Ortiz as if Jesus was an unwelcome insect or a bothersome piece of lent. 

2. Hunter gave credit to his 4 hit performance to Biggio.  Said that Biggio told him to go straight to the tee after Saturday's game rather than extra batting practice on Sunday.  Hunter said that the tee allowed him to work out the kink (pulling off) himself.

FWIW

after (i think) the double, there was a closeup of Pence talking to the Rockies SS. you could see clearly him say "i've been pulling off."
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Limey on July 02, 2007, 02:54:04 pm
Hunter said that the tee allowed him to work out the kink (pulling off) himself.

Was he taking tips from Alkie?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 03:05:31 pm
Was he taking tips from Alkie?

I tee 'em up--swing away.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Jimbo on July 02, 2007, 04:54:41 pm
New guy here. FIRE AT WILL.  I've enjoyed my lurking and have learned a lot, thanks.   So, was that Ortiz who asked Brad: "tell us what you really think" or something like that after Brad went off on MLB?  Brad didn't even look at the guy, he just says " I think I already did."  It was very obvious he didn't even want to be talking to that dipshit. Thanks again.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: VirtualBob on July 02, 2007, 05:05:05 pm

1. Ausmus responded to a comment by Ortiz as if Jesus was an unwelcome insect or a bothersome piece of lent


I'm pretty sure you meant "lint", since "lent" is roughly cotemporaneous with spring training.  Earned a smile, though.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: homer on July 02, 2007, 05:11:35 pm
New guy here. FIRE AT WILL.  I've enjoyed my lurking and have learned a lot, thanks.   So, was that Ortiz who asked Brad: "tell us what you really think" or something like that after Brad went off on MLB?  Brad didn't even look at the guy, he just says " I think I already did."  It was very obvious he didn't even want to be talking to that dipshit. Thanks again.

twas Ortiz. You could tell because he looks like a giant vagina.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Taras Bulba on July 02, 2007, 05:12:56 pm
I'm pretty sure you meant "lint", since "lent" is roughly cotemporaneous with spring training.  Earned a smile, though.

Yes, I am an idiot.  Nice including "Jesus" and "lent" in the same sentence talking about Ortiz.  Brilliant.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: VirtualBob on July 02, 2007, 05:13:57 pm
Yes, I am an idiot.  Nice including "Jesus" and "lent" in the same sentence talking about Ortiz.  Brilliant.

Something subliminal going on there (if not sublime).
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Reuben on July 03, 2007, 12:53:23 am
twas Ortiz. You could tell because he looks like a giant vagina.
What was Ausmus "going off on MLB" about?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Jose Cruz III on July 03, 2007, 01:32:36 am
What was Ausmus "going off on MLB" about?
For having sportswriters?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Jimbo on July 03, 2007, 02:04:05 pm
What was Ausmus "going off on MLB" about?
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JimR on July 03, 2007, 02:05:31 pm
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?

for a fee?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Amy on July 03, 2007, 02:41:21 pm
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?

I was a bit surprised by that myself.  The foreward by Ausmus was frankly the only interest I had in that book.  I refused to spend my own money on it, but a family member happened to give it to me for Christmas.  Ausmus is the one who should be writing a book.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: pravata on July 03, 2007, 02:53:03 pm
I can't remember now.  It might have had something to do with the all-star voting.  BTW, if Ausmus dislikes Ortiz so much, why did he write the foreword to his book?

First book I ever saw that was shelved in the kindling section.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Limey on July 03, 2007, 02:54:28 pm
First book I ever saw that was shelved in the kindling section.

Next to "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Arky Vaughan on July 03, 2007, 04:03:28 pm
Next to "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".

And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Bench on July 03, 2007, 04:09:26 pm
And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?

Unfortunately, we won't be able to add Libby's memoirs from behind bars to the list. Guess we'll have to settle with Paris Hilton's.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JackAstro on July 03, 2007, 04:10:26 pm
And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?

Please, pretty fucking please, no.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Arky Vaughan on July 03, 2007, 04:12:56 pm
Please, pretty fucking please, no.

But it's been at least 10 days since Limey and I debated whether roller skates through mud is a faster way to commute than snow shoes through quicksand.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Noe on July 03, 2007, 04:13:37 pm
And Cindy Sheehan's body of work. Shall we do this today?

Can you guys do your two week politcal debate in PM and then have one of you write a recap for us on the outcome?  CliffNotes are fine.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 04:20:12 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JackAstro on July 03, 2007, 04:26:21 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".

JUMPING JESUS ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! What do I need to do to get this thread nuked before we really get started? I hate babies. I love Satan. Tony LaRussa is a handsome fucking man. TAKE ME KNOW, SPACK!!! COME ON, TAKE ME!!! I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! FINISH IT OLD MAN!!! FINISH IT!!!
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JimR on July 03, 2007, 04:27:45 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".

fuck off, and take this crap somewhere else.

WFW.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Bench on July 03, 2007, 04:27:47 pm
JUMPING JESUS ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! What do I need to do to get this thread nuked before we really get started? I hate babies. I love Satan. Tony LaRussa is a handsome fucking man. TAKE ME KNOW, SPACK!!! COME ON, TAKE ME!!! I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! FINISH IT OLD MAN!!! FINISH IT!!!

So that's what "mutually assured destruction" means.

By the way, LaRussa was in PETA's top 10 "Sexiest Vegetarians" list this year.

Edited to add: The Link (http://deadspin.com/sports/this-man-is-one-hot-vegetable-eater/tony-larussa-is-sexier-than-you-think-270986.php). May I never type the words "Larussa PETA sexiest" into Google ever again.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Ty in Tampa on July 03, 2007, 04:28:07 pm
I wanna talk about OPS.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JimR on July 03, 2007, 04:29:36 pm
I wanna talk about OPS.

that's it!

SPAAAACCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: pravata on July 03, 2007, 04:33:36 pm
So that's what "mutually assured destruction" means.

By the way, LaRussa was in PETA's top 10 "Sexiest Vegetarians" list this year.

I thought that was an award for the sexiest vegetable?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Bench on July 03, 2007, 04:33:57 pm
I thought that was an award for the sexiest vegetable?

Only when he's driving.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Arky Vaughan on July 03, 2007, 04:35:24 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor! Bill O' does not equal Cindy Sheehan. Comparing him to Keith Olberman would be more appropriate, simply because he is the only alternative view to conservatism that the corporate media allows to have a show! And yes, this is a very appropriate day to "do this".

I was just joking around with Limey. Feel free to send a PM if you wish.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: pravata on July 03, 2007, 04:41:37 pm
Only when he's driving.

Oh yeah, potted plant.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 05:13:56 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JackAstro on July 03, 2007, 05:18:50 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!

Yes, we all have an evil twin.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: MRaup on July 03, 2007, 05:20:01 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!

Wow, gay nightclub smack.

Congrats... Was that you I saw as I was leaving from my softball game monday out at the Havin's fields when they were turning the lights off?

Your number on the wall in the men's room, maybe?

Are you really looking for a good time?
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Kent's Moustache on July 03, 2007, 05:29:17 pm
I thought that was an award for the sexiest vegetable?

Pickled tomato.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 06:04:29 pm
Quote
JUMPING JESUS ON A FUCKING POGO STICK! What do I need to do to get this thread nuked before we really get started? I hate babies. I love Satan. Tony LaRussa is a handsome fucking man. TAKE ME KNOW, SPACK!!! COME ON, TAKE ME!!! I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! FINISH IT OLD MAN!!! FINISH IT!!!

The only thing I hate worse than babies are the a-holes that keep bringing them into restaurants!
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 06:05:18 pm
....and Clarks that haven't figured out how to quote!
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: WTFisTerryPuhl on July 03, 2007, 06:14:26 pm
Wow, gay nightclub smack.

Congrats... Was that you I saw as I was leaving from my softball game monday out at the Havin's fields when they were turning the lights off?

Your number on the wall in the men's room, maybe?

Are you really looking for a good time?
HAHA, a guy that plays softball talking gay smack!
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: MRaup on July 03, 2007, 07:13:54 pm
HAHA, a guy that plays softball talking gay smack!

Sorry, not all of us can be on the professional glory-hole circuit like you.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: JimR on July 03, 2007, 07:58:51 pm
Sorry! My pussy, whiney, liberal brother posted my last comment. Guess I should not stay logged in while I am away! He needs to get his own account! Typical liberal, feels entitled to the things I have....even when it's free! I heard there was a JimR sighting at Oil Can Harry's last weekend! Welcome to Austin, Jim!

fuck you. i am hoping your ass gets banned soon.

now fuck off, and get the hell out of here. take your brother/lover with you.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: chuck on July 03, 2007, 08:08:28 pm
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor!

This is a favorite trick of the RWNJ, comparing apples to orangutans. Or, in this case, orangutans to apples.
Title: Re: FSN postgame
Post by: Limey on July 05, 2007, 09:23:53 am
I love it when people try to defend political pundits by comparing them to someone that is nothing more than a war protestor!

Ex-war protester.