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Title: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: pravata on June 08, 2007, 10:33:24 am
Here's the run down on the Whitesox from the Chicago Daily Herald after yesterdays loss to the Yankees,

10th loss in its last 12 games followed a hauntingly familiar script.

Bumbling offense? Check.
Imploding bullpen? Check.
Fumbling fielding? Check.
Link (http://www.dailyherald.com/sports/whitesox.asp)

 
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Russ99 on June 08, 2007, 11:28:00 am
Here's the run down on the Whitesox from the Chicago Daily Herald after yesterdays loss to the Yankees,

10th loss in its last 12 games followed a hauntingly familiar script.

Bumbling offense? Check.
Imploding bullpen? Check.
Fumbling fielding? Check.
Link (http://www.dailyherald.com/sports/whitesox.asp)


The last few weeks is the worst I've seen the White Sox play in a long time. The Astros are visiting at the right time and should easily win 2 of 3 if not sweep.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 08, 2007, 11:33:23 am
The Astros are visiting at the right time and should easily win 2 of 3 if not sweep.

BBGs,

He didn't mean this. Please ignore.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Jose Cruz III on June 08, 2007, 11:34:00 am
The last few weeks is the worst I've seen the White Sox play in a long time. The Astros are visiting at the right time and should easily win 2 of 3 if not sweep.
::)

I bet you say this about all of the struggling teams we play.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: homer on June 08, 2007, 11:34:06 am
The last few weeks is the worst I've seen the White Sox play in a long time. The Astros are visiting at the right time and should easily win 2 of 3 if not sweep.

Have you watched the Astros recently? 4-16 over their last 20.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Jose Cruz III on June 08, 2007, 11:34:49 am
Here's the run down on the Whitesox from the Chicago Daily Herald after yesterdays loss to the Yankees,

10th loss in its last 12 games followed a hauntingly familiar script.

Bumbling offense? Check.
Imploding bullpen? Check.
Fumbling fielding? Check.
Link (http://www.dailyherald.com/sports/whitesox.asp)

 

Loud mouthed insane manager? Check.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: pravata on June 08, 2007, 11:35:47 am
The last few weeks is the worst I've seen the White Sox play in a long time. The Astros are visiting at the right time and should easily win 2 of 3 if not sweep.

You mean the "Astros Traveling Horse Shit and Dr Phil's Feel Good Tonic Show"?  Step right up, get your magic elixir, one bottle, one dollar!  Triple A callups feel like Cy Young! Get your first homerun of the season!  But don't take my word for it, here's genuine, notarized, bonefide, testimonials, take this one from Willy Taveras! "Made me strong, like a Luke Scott omelet!"  or So Taguchi! "I bought a case!"
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Russ99 on June 08, 2007, 11:35:55 am
Have you watched the Astros recently? 4-16 over their last 20.

Yep and I also follow the White Sox, losers of 10 of the last 12 with a bullpen that can't throw strikes or keep runs off the board. At least the Astros games have been (heartwrenchingly) close.

If the Astros can beat anyone, it's these bunch of sad sacks.

Also, Dye and Crede (and Podsednik/Erstad) are out for this series.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Jose Cruz III on June 08, 2007, 11:36:01 am
Have you watched the Astros recently? 4-16 over their last 20.
Don't look at the 16 homer. Look at the 4.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: JaneDoe on June 08, 2007, 11:39:14 am
The last few weeks is the worst I've seen the White Sox play in a long time. The Astros are visiting at the right time and should easily win 2 of 3 if not sweep.

How quickly you forget.  The Astros are the team that helps other teams get HOT. 
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: homer on June 08, 2007, 11:39:18 am
You mean the "Astros Traveling Horse Shit and Dr Phil's Feel Good Tonic Show"?  Step right up, get your magic elixir, one bottle, one dollar!  Triple A callups feel like Cy Young! Get your first homerun of the season!  But don't take my word for it, here's genuine, notarized, bonefide, testimonials, take this one from Willy Taveras! "Made me strong, like a Luke Scott omelet!"  or So Taguchi! "I bought a case!"

Don't forget Colorado renaming the upper tank in right field 'Matsui Land'.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Jose Cruz III on June 08, 2007, 11:43:10 am
You mean the "Astros Traveling Horse Shit and Dr Phil's Feel Good Tonic Show"?  Step right up, get your magic elixir, one bottle, one dollar!  Triple A callups feel like Cy Young! Get your first homerun of the season!  But don't take my word for it, here's genuine, notarized, bonefide, testimonials, take this one from Willy Taveras! "Made me strong, like a Luke Scott omelet!"  or So Taguchi! "I bought a case!"
POTW!
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: remy on June 08, 2007, 11:44:20 am
How quickly you forget.  The Astros are the team that helps other teams get HOT. 

Egggggzactly.

I fully expect to be swept, fingers are crossed for 1/3.  Anything beyond that is a shitty pipe dream.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: JaneDoe on June 08, 2007, 11:48:51 am
Egggggzactly.

I fully expect to be swept, fingers are crossed for 1/3.  Anything beyond that is a shitty pipe dream.

Hopefully our groveling has appeased the BBG's.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Jose Cruz III on June 08, 2007, 11:50:54 am
Hopefully our groveling has appeased the BBG's.
The BBG's can eat a steaming pile of possum crap.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Fredia on June 08, 2007, 12:03:39 pm
The BBG's can eat a steaming pile of possum crap.
now you have done it there is not fixing this.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: MRaup on June 08, 2007, 12:07:08 pm
The BBG's can eat a steaming pile of possum crap.

May you be struck down by an errant foul ball, sir.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: remy on June 08, 2007, 12:14:13 pm
May you be struck down by an errant foul ball, sir.

Or a rabid opossum.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: JimR on June 08, 2007, 12:15:39 pm
Or a rabid opossum.

while collecting crap
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Noe on June 08, 2007, 12:26:35 pm
If the Astros can beat anyone, it's these bunch of sad sacks.

We've heard this stuff since the series when the Rangers came into town.  It ain't working.  Same thing with the Reds, then the Jakes, then the Rockies... heck, the Astros haven't beat the Pirates yet, still many mediots keep repeating stuff like "They should take this series..."

Yeah, right.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Curly on June 08, 2007, 12:58:34 pm
Reading your subject, this is what I thought it was going to be about.  Don't want to derail your post but your subject could have replaced the headline on this one.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: remy on June 08, 2007, 01:04:00 pm
Reading your subject, this is what I thought it was going to be about.  Don't want to derail your post but your subject could have replaced the headline on this one.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html

I hope that guy had some of these (http://bluejersey.net/images/diary/oops.jpg) handy.  Wow.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: tophfar on June 08, 2007, 01:28:10 pm
Have you watched the Astros recently? 4-16 over their last 20.

your forget he's actually a sox fan that shows up here on occassion.  dont expect to him to actually know much about the Astros.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Jose Cruz III on June 08, 2007, 03:26:11 pm
now you have done it there is not fixing this.
No God would put anyone through what Astros fans have been through. Therefore they can eat a steaming pile of possum crap.
Title: Re: negligable force meets the object on casters
Post by: Lurch on June 08, 2007, 04:27:03 pm
Reading your subject, this is what I thought it was going to be about.  Don't want to derail your post but your subject could have replaced the headline on this one.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html

"Poor little guy. He probably kept up with you
for a mile or so."