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Title: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 07:40:19 pm
Houston

Biggio, 2B
Pence, CF
Berkman, 1B
Lee, LF
Loretta, 3B
Scott, RF
Everett, SS
Ausmus, C
Rodriguez, P

Colorado

Taveras, CF
Matsui, 2B
Holliday, LF
Helton, 1B
Atkins, 3B
Hawpe, RF
Tulowitzki, SS
Torrealba, C
Hirsh, P
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: ThomasTx12 on June 05, 2007, 07:51:28 pm
is it inevitable that both Hirsh and Willy tear us up?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 07:56:28 pm
I miss Willy. I said I would miss him when he was gone. I understood why he was traded. I am not making a judgement call on if it was a good decision. I am not baseball smart enough to know. I did enjoy watching him play, though.

I hope we see some good baseball tonight. I would like to see the Astros win, of course, but it will be fun to watch Willy play again.

Yes, I am at work tonight, so I will be watching part of the game, finally. I don't know if Hirsh will make it big, but I won't be rooting for him to fail, either.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 08:00:11 pm
Yeah, Willy was (is?) an exciting player.  I remember one game I was at last year where he hit one into the right-center gap and me--a person who rarely whoops and hollers--standing up (with everybody else) yelling at the top of my lungs, "Run, Willy!  Run, Willy!"  Etc.

And I wasn't drinking, either.  Honest. 

Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 08:08:22 pm
Didn't finish my own story--he ended up with a triple.  Triples are fun. 

Well, Astro triples are fun.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:11:30 pm
Buchholz in the pen, not starting Thursday.

Hirsh looking pretty sharp.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:13:23 pm
Will Willy bunt with Lorretta at 3rd?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:14:03 pm
Will Willy bunt with Lorretta at 3rd?

Nope, just a looping double.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:18:14 pm
The Jennings trade was an excellent transaction.

We got two good, healthy pitchers who will be Astros for a long time and gave up nothing of value in return.

Lackeys.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:19:37 pm
Nice AB by Matsui.

Good job getting Willy...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:30:18 pm
Great.  6 up, 6 down. 

Does ANYONE in the Astros organization have a book on Jason Hirsh by chance?  No? 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 08:33:04 pm
Great.  6 up, 6 down. 

Does ANYONE in the Astros organization have a book on Jason Hirsh by chance?  No? 

What makes him any worse than Wainwright, Kip Wells, Lowry, Owings, Belisle, Maholm, Bush, etc. etc. etc.?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:34:00 pm
What makes him any worse than Wainwright, Kip Wells, Lowry, Owings, Belisle, Maholm, Bush, etc. etc. etc.?

What makes IT worse is that if any fucking team on EARTH should know what he throws and how to hit him, IT SHOULD BE THE HOUSTON ASTROS.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:35:24 pm
Oh, uh, only fair...I started drinking early tonight and will be extra surly with anyone willing to step up and post this evening.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:37:15 pm
Oh, uh, only fair...I started drinking early tonight and will be extra surly with anyone willing to step up and post this evening.

I liked the super slo-mo of Wandy's pitch....wanna fight about it?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:38:37 pm
I liked the super slo-mo of Wandy's pitch....wanna fight about it?

You would, asshole. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:38:53 pm
Wandy showing nads under pressure. NTTAWWT
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 08:39:05 pm
Maybe Wandy ought to concentrate on the lead-off hitter like he does with the others.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: gwat on June 05, 2007, 08:39:41 pm
IMHO. I am glad we moved on from Wille Taveras. I supported him whole-heartedly when we was an Astro, but grew ever impatient
in his second year, after the INFIELD HIT trend wore off. During his stint with Houston, Willie hit the outfield wall with his body, more than he did with the batted ball. His Colorado numbers are virtually the same as his Houston numbers only with a few more singles at a mile high altitude. Check out his extra base hits, especially triples. In his first year with the Astros, I don't remember his outfield play being any less guesswork than what is the current performance of Hun Pence. While they weren't traded for each other, for all practical purposes, this year, they might as well have been. Given the Astros' luck, I am sure Hirsch will be another Curt Schilling. I'm not sure whom Bucholz will mimic, but WT will probably be two singles short of a double cycle tonite.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:40:56 pm
You would, asshole. 

You know, you should be doing some PBP.

Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 08:41:19 pm
Wandy, working his Wandy magic.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:42:09 pm
Wandy strikes out another fucking Rox. 

Good job by Wandy.  Redneck cocksuck.  I'll eat your liver.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 08:42:25 pm
How many pitches for him?  Seems like lots of full counts.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:43:11 pm
How many pitches for him?  Seems like lots of full counts.

Somewhere in the 70s.

0-0 Rockies.  Hirsh hasn't allowed a baserunner.

Asshole polesmoke.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:43:50 pm
How many pitches for him?  Seems like lots of full counts.

44 or so. Not great, but he is getting it done.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 08:44:09 pm
Wandy strikes out another fucking Rox. 

Good job by Wandy.  Redneck cocksuck.  I'll eat your liver.

Wandy's a redneck?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:44:18 pm
44 or so. Not great, but he is getting it done.

tha'sts a matter of opionoin.  fucker.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:44:34 pm
Wandy's a redneck?

YOU WANT SOME?

7 up, 7 down.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:44:47 pm
I don't remember his outfield play being any less guesswork than what is the current performance of Hun Pence.

I don't agree.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 08:45:11 pm
YOU WANT SOME?

7 up, 7 down.

Some what?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:45:26 pm
tha'sts a matter of opionoin.  fucker.

fredalkie?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:45:49 pm
Some what?

OF YOUR OWN LIVER, POOPIEPANTS.

8 up, 8 down.

OKIE!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:46:09 pm
fredalkie?

Alkidia.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 08:47:14 pm
I'mcalling a good 4th.

Hirsh is about to fold.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 08:47:40 pm
Asshole polesmoke.

Don't fuck with me: I'm a bad man. I killed two would-be birds with my bare hands tonight. Well, actually, I used a pole saw to pull a nest out of the bathroom vent, and the eggs fell out and broke. Still...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:47:42 pm
9 up, 9 down.

I'm going to go shave the Astros pussy.

Bushneck cockeaters.

0-0 Rockies.  Not for long. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 08:48:11 pm
OF YOUR OWN LIVER, POOPIEPANTS.

8 up, 8 down.

OKIE!

Jeebuz H. 9 up, 9 down, now.

No thanks. Okie?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:48:45 pm
Don't fuck with me: I'm a bad man. I killed two would-be birds with my bare hands tonight. Well, actually, I used a pole saw to pull a nest out of the bathroom vent, and the eggs fell out and broke. Still...

You sir, get a half inning of good will from me.  After that, back on the shitlist.

AGGIEFACE!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:49:22 pm
Jeebuz H. 9 up, 9 down, now.

No thanks. Okie?

You heard me, Buckeye.  Lick the fly.  Do it NOW.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 08:50:23 pm
You heard me, Buckeye.  Lick the fly.  Do it NOW.

AA is for quitters. Keep on keeping on.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:50:53 pm
Wandy fails to cover and Berkman gets Hirsh by one red cunt hair.

My balls are starting to bleed with anger.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 08:51:17 pm
Memo to Wandy: pull your head out of your ass.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:52:26 pm
Memo to Wandy: pull your head out of your ass.

You talking to me, Richard?  Because I ain't puttin gup with this shizzle this evizzle.  Flip flop.

I grow tired.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:53:52 pm
Hey, did you guys see that chick at Einstein Bros today? 

She needed a solid fucking and a cinderblock in the nose.  Agreed?  Good.

0-0 rox after 3. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 08:55:28 pm
Hey, did you guys see that chick at Einstein Bros today? 

She needed a solid fucking and a cinderblock in the nose.  Agreed?  Good.

0-0 rox after 3. 

You're really not supposed to mix the mushrooms and the vicodin.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:58:35 pm
11 up, 11 down and our first red star of the evening.

one more to go and where's my brandy?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 08:59:02 pm
I wonder if that broke Atkins' hand.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 08:59:08 pm
IN TO THE FIFTH.  WE ARE BEING PERFECTED.  BY JASON HIRSH.  IN COORS.

YOU.  GIANT.  CHONCHAS.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:01:05 pm
Oooh!   Roy's in to pitch.

Wait.  That's an ad.

Fuck.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:01:18 pm
IN TO THE FIFTH.  WE ARE BEING PERFECTED.  BY JASON HIRSH.  IN COORS.

YOU.  GIANT.  CHONCHAS.

My husband keeps yelling, "It's gonna be a no-hitter!"
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:01:59 pm
Apparently my memo wasn't delivered.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:02:11 pm
My husband keeps yelling, "It's gonna be a no-hitter!"

My anus called perfect game to WalrusIsAl in the 1st.

I win.

This team.  Sucks.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:02:28 pm
Leadoff triple.  garbledyfunk
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:02:51 pm
garbledyfunk

Bitch, you better step off.  This is my gig.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:03:12 pm
HUGE fucking K.

Inevitable run...delayed.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:04:21 pm
GAME OVER!   Remember to tip your waiters and waitresses.  If you're driving, don't drink, if you're drinking...share.

I think I just caught my dick in my pants.  Can I play for the Astros?  Can I at least GM?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:04:36 pm
Now we have to score two to win.  Odds have dropped dramatically.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:05:00 pm
Bitch, you better step off.  This is my gig.

Go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:05:33 pm
Now we have to score two to win.  Odds have dropped dramatically.

to zero?  that's some fine mathin' skills there my nittany friend.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:06:18 pm
Go fuck yourself.

He just tried, but his zipper thwarted the attempt.

I wonder he could get caught in Biggio's glove?  Probably not.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:06:18 pm
Biggio is no Kent at 2nd....
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:06:27 pm
GAME OVER!   Remember to tip your waiters and waitresses.  If you're driving, don't drink, if you're drinking...share.

I think I just caught my dick in my pants.  Can I play for the Astros?  Can I at least GM?

In your pants?  I thought you always took it out and played with it during the game?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:06:52 pm
Go fuck yourself.

After 3 times in one evening, it gets sore.  Maybe you could come over and help. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:08:03 pm
In your pants?  I thought you always took it out and played with it during the game?

Lady, if I tried to jerk off during the Astros game, that would make for a lot of frustration. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:09:21 pm
After 3 times in one evening, it gets sore.  Maybe you could come over and help. 


Shouldn't you be talking to the BBGs?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:09:25 pm
WAIT!

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!

Now, when I watch the Astros game, I can think about pounding away at porn stars and it'll make the game go faster.

Genius.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:10:02 pm

Shouldn't you be talking to the BBGs?

I don't remmembmemrmem r asking you a goddamn thing.

Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:11:20 pm
LET'S GET THIS INNING OVER, HERPES, AND GET BACK TO THE PERFECTO.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:12:46 pm
I don't remmembmemrmem r asking you a goddamn thing.



You offered me $50k to get that turtle off your back using toothpicks and a 4-leaf clover.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:13:29 pm
What makes IT worse is that if any fucking team on EARTH should know what he throws and how to hit him, IT SHOULD BE THE HOUSTON ASTROS.

Let me reprhase. What makes you think that ANY book on ANY pitcher would help this team hit?

Edited to add necessary words for the sake of logic.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:13:31 pm
You offered me $50k to get that turtle off your back using toothpicks and a 4-leaf clover.

AND WE TOOK CARE OF IT, DIDN't WE?? ?  I PAID, DIDN't I???

GET OFF MY PORCH.   I told you , WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:14:47 pm
I'm invoking the Bagwell.

I'm not sure what that means, but it isn't going to make them score less.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:15:25 pm
Edited to add necessary words for the sake of logic.

We don't need your fancy words, college  boy. 

GO TIGLES!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 09:16:05 pm
There's a small part of me that would love to see Hirsh hit a grand slam here just to see what Alkie would say.

Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:16:38 pm
We don't need your fancy words, college  boy. 

GO TIGLES!

I'm getting scared. What is this GZ thing?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:17:24 pm
back to the perfecto.

before some asshole brings it up, let me say that this perfect game has no bearing on my thought son the jennings trade.  it sucked WELL before our top prospect from LAST SEASON threw a perfect game against us.  that's just the cherry.

I eat popes for breakfast.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: legs_of_eggs on June 05, 2007, 09:17:44 pm
There's a small part of me that would love to see Hirsh hit a grand slam here just to see what Alkie would say.





hahaha
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:18:28 pm
There's a small part of me that would love to see Hirsh hit a grand slam here just to see what Alkie would say.



HE HIT A GRAND FUCKING SLAM?? 

JESUS FUCKING HOPSCOTCHING ARM-EATING JESUS.    PERFETCCT GAME AND A GRAND LSAM??   YOU COULD FIT A TRUCK IN SIDE MY VAGINA.

NO!

WAIT! 

THAT CAME OUT ALL WRONG!

LOOK!  MEAT!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:18:56 pm
There's a small part of me that would love to see Hirsh hit a grand slam here just to see what Alkie would say.

The words would not get transmitted before his spontaneous human combustion.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:19:51 pm
back to the perfecto.

before some asshole brings it up, let me say that this perfect game has no bearing on my thought son the jennings trade.  it sucked WELL before our top prospect from LAST SEASON threw a perfect game against us.  that's just the cherry.

I eat popes for breakfast.

This Hirsh kid is pretty good.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:20:12 pm
13 up, 13 down on Ball 5.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:20:40 pm
Lo breaks it up right here.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:22:08 pm
Lo breaks it up right here.

My money is on AE.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:22:19 pm
Who wants to bet that Hirsh doesn't Evne NKNOW he's got a perfect game going.

Lo homes to LF.  Out.

35 up 35 down.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 09:22:29 pm
Lo breaks it up right here.

We already burned Orlando Palmeiro?  WTF?  I mean... OHHHHH, you said LO.  I thought you said O.  My mistake.  How embarassing.  Good thing I don't do this for a living.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:22:35 pm
My money is on AE.

You have no money and AE is a bitch.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: loganck on June 05, 2007, 09:22:42 pm
Lo breaks it up right here.
i was thinking the same thing. 
damn.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:23:31 pm
Who wants to bet that Hirsh doesn't Evne NKNOW he's got a perfect game going.

Lo homes to LF.  Out.

35 up 35 down.

He's averaging almost 10 pitches/inning. He'll be oout in the 13th.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:23:33 pm
CureForWhatAilsYou fixes Hirsh's home ERA of FIVE AND A FUCKING HALF.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:23:53 pm
You have no money and AE is a bitch.

Alright. That is one of the greatest GZ retorts of all time.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:24:06 pm
i was thinking the same thing. 
damn.


No thinking allowed.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:24:07 pm
You have no money and AE is a bitch.

...but besides that...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:24:08 pm
oout

EasTexAlkidia?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 09:24:35 pm
luke!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:24:46 pm
The NONO is gone!  It was the dark side.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:25:01 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

LEFT HEMISPHERE OF BRAIN OWES RIGHT HEMISPHERE OF BRAIN A BEER!!! TIME TO PAY UP!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:25:34 pm
EasTexAlkidia?

You have no rooooooom to type...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:26:07 pm
Luke eats perfectos for breakfast.

Perfectos, of course, is an offbrand all-bran cereal made available only to elite platinum level NRA members. You have to carry a handgun with you for four and half years, averaging one casual brandishing per every 8 months.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:26:47 pm
WOOHOO!


At least there was a hit. Given enough itme, we could see a run.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:27:42 pm
we could see a run.

I also have Extra Innings.  Plenty of runs on channels 736-743.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: legs_of_eggs on June 05, 2007, 09:28:47 pm
glad my directv is out so i dont have to watch this
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:28:48 pm
ROY OSWALTs'S COMING IN! S DNO!!! IT's A DAMN TEASTER!!  YOU FUCKS.

I"Lll LIVER YOUR BAD HEART!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:28:55 pm
I also have Extra Innings.  Plenty of runs on channels 736-743.

I overeat barrio queso when I need to see runs.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:29:17 pm
glad my directv is out so i dont have to watch this

"You can always quit, but you can never win the Boston Marathon."

Fact.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:29:45 pm
ROY OSWALTs'S COMING IN! S DNO!!! IT's A DAMN TEASTER!!  YOU FUCKS.

I"Lll LIVER YOUR BAD HEART!

Ha. I can't wait for Josh Fogg to unleash his inevitable gem.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:30:15 pm
I overeat barrio queso when I need to see runs.

i gotta try this stuff.  next time you AA get together, give us Houstonites a heads up so we can scurry out there and join ya
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:30:32 pm
ROY OSWALTs'S COMING IN! S DNO!!! IT's A DAMN TEASTER!!  YOU FUCKS.

I"Lll LIVER YOUR BAD HEART!

I'm not sure what this means, but HOF.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:31:04 pm
Barrio queso is Houston, not Austin.  The "mexican" "food" in Austin isn't even bad Tex-Mex, it's so awful.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 09:31:41 pm
you see the TB bullpen implode and give up 6 runs in the bottom of the ninth to the Jays?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:32:47 pm
you see the TB bullpen implode and give up 6 runs in the bottom of the ninth to the Jays?

SHIT!, no.  how did I miss bottom of the basement AL east baesellblal?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 09:33:41 pm
Barrio queso is Houston, not Austin.  The "mexican" "food" in Austin isn't even bad Tex-Mex, it's so awful.

Come on, man, I love me some El Arroyo.  Especially when you want to see runs.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:33:56 pm
Wait a second. 

Rick White IS Tood Helton?

Hodd Telson is Rick White??

Same room?  Never?!  HAI!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:34:24 pm
Come on, man, I love me some El Arroyo.  Especially when you want to see runs.

El Arroyo?  Dude.  It's fine, but it's just this side of Taco Bell as far as "Mexican" goes. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:34:32 pm
i gotta try this stuff.  next time you AA get together, give us Houstonites a heads up so we can scurry out there and join ya

Spanish Flowers. It's the place to get the runs.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 09:34:39 pm
SHIT!, no.  how did I miss bottom of the basement AL east baesellblal?
didnt know if those were the runs you were talking about.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:35:47 pm
Spanish Flowers. It's the place to get the runs.

Donde esta?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 09:36:34 pm
El Arroyo?  Dude.  It's fine, but it's just this side of Taco Bell as far as "Mexican" goes. 

Have you eaten there recently?  It's not anywhere close to "fine".  It's fucking repulsive.

There's a couple of Taqueria La Tapitia's in Austin now.  I won't claim to be a Mexican food Con-a-sewer, but it's the closest thing that I know of here.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:36:34 pm
Honestly, does anyone here see this 1-0 deficit as insurmountalbe?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:36:40 pm
I've been drinking belgian ales since 6:17p.  Had a nice day at the office , made some money, didn't have to use my AK. 

You have a PROBELM? 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:37:43 pm
Have you eaten there recently?  It's not anywhere close to "fine".  It's fucking repulsive.

There's a couple of Taqueria La Tapitia's in Austin now.  I won't claim to be a Mexican food Con-a-sewer, but it's the closest thing that I know of here.

I haven't eaten there recently, but I will say this.  There's a place on.................................FUCK....................where was it.  I could drive you there, but not tell you what street it was on.......about 20 blocks east of 35 in a green building that actually had really good enchiladas.

That was the best we found.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: gwat on June 05, 2007, 09:38:00 pm
I don't agree.
You guys...... Francis Scott Key certainly had no better brawl than this from which to gain the pluck it took to pen the National Anthem.
Given all of these virtual, and I am sure some non-virtual, "bombs bursting in air", I am nearly motivated to go Limerick.

But to a much lesser point,

It may have been who I was comparing Taveras to. After watching Beltran sail around CF seemingly without effort, WT always appeared very tenative to me in his FIRST year. I remember him dropping some catchable balls every now and then. I don't see Hunter as THAT much less of a fielding talent. Appearing raw at times, Pence makes most of the plays, at least the running and catching part. however Taveras' arm, without a doubt, is a cannon compared to HP's slingshot. But for now, no matter where their defensive skills lie, most people would choose HP over WT in center for the difference in offense. That is all.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:38:17 pm
Honestly, does anyone here see this 1-0 deficit as insurmountalbe?

completely.

I bet you Willy T and 2 of our top 4 prospects.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:39:27 pm
There goes Ausmus for the season.

YES!!!!!!  I mean..."shit!"
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:39:36 pm
Beautiful hit and run, but Ausmus looks hurt.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 09:40:06 pm
I haven't eaten there recently, but I will say this.  There's a place on.................................FUCK....................where was it.  I could drive you there, but not tell you what street it was on.......about 20 blocks east of 35 in a green building that actually had really good enchiladas.

That was the best we found.

You're not talking about Vivo or El Chile on Manor are you?  Those are both good, but a little bit trendy, but that might be a recent development given how that area has changed recently.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:40:25 pm
Hey guys!  Sorry I'm late, what'd I miss?  Let's see...

Liver Eating
Francis Scott Key
Enchiladas in Austin
EastTexAlkie
Jason Hirsch kicking ass...WHAT?  Now THAT just makes no fucking sense.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:40:50 pm
You're not talking about Vivo or El Chile on Manor are you?  Those are both good, but a little bit trendy, but that might be a recent development given how that area has changed recently.

Not even close.

This place was at..........god....like 6th and (20 blocks east of I35).  Green pastel building.  Have to order in Spanish or starve.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:41:28 pm
At least there was a hit. Given enough itme, we could see a run.

Given enough time, my remains will turn into an oil deposit.  What's your point?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: pravata on June 05, 2007, 09:41:58 pm
sorry,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bRch-QMwXS8
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:42:22 pm
Who didn't see that coming?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 09:42:30 pm
Not even close.

This place was at..........god....like 6th and (20 blocks east of I35).  Green pastel building.  Have to order in Spanish or starve.

good.  I was beginning to doubt your credentials.  One of those places is in a green building.  I get them confused, though.  I will have to search it out at some point in the future.  If I can't find it, there's always Sam's BBQ.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: gwat on June 05, 2007, 09:43:00 pm
Hey guys!  Sorry I'm late, what'd I miss?  Let's see...

Liver Eating
Francis Scott Key
Enchiladas in Austin
EastTexAlkie
Jason Hirsch kicking ass...WHAT?  Now THAT just makes no fucking sense.
You have thrown a small hat into the ring, yet you have indeed corraled everything. Great toss.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:43:27 pm
Who didn't see that coming?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHH@!!!!!@#$!@#$!


GODAMMTI!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:43:53 pm
Hard lineouts to third???  I thought the White Sox series wasn't starting until Friday?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:43:55 pm
sorry,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bRch-QMwXS8

Trying to sober me up?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:44:51 pm
Hard lineouts to third???  

Frustrating night for the rook.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:45:04 pm
Trying to sober me up?

ColdShowerAndCoffeekie
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:45:27 pm
You guys...... Francis Scott Key certainly had no better brawl than this from which to gain the pluck it took to pen the National Anthem.
Given all of these virtual, and I am sure some non-virtual, "bombs bursting in air", I am nearly motivated to go Limerick.

But to a much lesser point,

It may have been who I was comparing Taveras to. After watching Beltran sail around CF seemingly without effort, WT always appeared very tenative to me in his FIRST year. I remember him dropping some catchable balls every now and then. I don't see Hunter as THAT much less of a fielding talent. Appearing raw at times, Pence makes most of the plays, at least the running and catching part. however Taveras' arm, without a doubt, is a cannon compared to HP's slingshot. But for now, no matter where their defensive skills lie, most people would choose HP over WT in center for the difference in offense. That is all.

Willy is no Beltran. He was learning and working hard, though, and he had some good tallents for CF. I like what Pence has done, but we are talking CF, not hitting. Totally different subject.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:45:45 pm
Berkman just doesn't even look like he wants to be there at all. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:46:12 pm
FUCKIN' A YOU GIANT ASSHOLE PUSSY!!!!!

2 RUN DOUBLE BY COUGAR!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Lurch on June 05, 2007, 09:46:24 pm
boo-fucking-ya.  that is all.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: pravata on June 05, 2007, 09:46:32 pm
Trying to sober me up?

Just trying it dejinx this crap. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:46:37 pm
HOLY COCK!  LANCE BERKMAN GO-AHEAD RBI?????!!!!????

You mean this Hirsh kid can be figured out?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 09:46:40 pm
Did I just hallucinate?  It looked like Berkman just got an extra-base hit.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: gwat on June 05, 2007, 09:46:45 pm
Double #2. Fuckin' A.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:46:53 pm
Amazing!!! Second double of the year!!! En fuego!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:47:59 pm
1st IBB of Lee all year.

This team.  Sucks.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:48:02 pm
Who else hopes a fucking tsunami blows thru Denver and calls this game right here right now?

Alkie...EasTex...Pravata...somebody make this happen.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:48:26 pm
So, really. Insurmountable? Whaaa?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:48:43 pm
So, really. Insurmountable? Whaaa?

Day ain't over yit.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:49:15 pm
Good news: Astros dropped a vaguely crooked number.

Better news: Jorge Julio is warming up for the cox.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:49:40 pm
So.......when LANCE BERKMAN hits EXTRA BASE HITS.......the Astros can lead ballgames.  I see.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:49:53 pm
Day ain't over yit.

Oh, it's been mounted. Like you and an east Austin tranny, it has been mounted.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 09:50:24 pm
So.......when LANCE BERKMAN hits EXTRA BASE HITS.......the Astros can lead ballgames.  I see.

If this thing catches on...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 09:51:46 pm
Who else hopes a fucking tsunami blows thru Denver and calls this game right here right now?

Alkie...EasTex...Pravata...somebody make this happen.

Is there such a thing as a flash blizzard?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:52:41 pm
Brandon Backe always reminds me of Orlando Jones as the 'crackhead' selling magazines from Office Space when that PSA comes on.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 09:53:20 pm
Is there such a thing as a flash blizzard?

Ever been to Denver?

Yes.

June.  Denver.  Sunny day.  Park.  Ducks.  Fishing.  Singing.  World Peace.  Snow.  Running.  Slipping.  Nordic Skiing.  12 years old.  Hurting.  Grama?   No.   Eggroll.  Not enough.  Slow death.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:53:58 pm
Eggroll? The fuck?

Goddamn Mongorians..
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Lurch on June 05, 2007, 09:54:05 pm
sorry,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bRch-QMwXS8

Am I the last in the world to see this classic?

Woo woooo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmvjwOgVoVs) -Bubb Rubb
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JimR on June 05, 2007, 09:55:11 pm
thank you, Lance. Biggio is helpless.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:55:31 pm
Jeezus...are they giving away triples to all in attendance today?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:55:37 pm
Another lead off triple.  glafloomaflatchy
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:56:03 pm
Am I the last in the world to see this classic?

Woo woooo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmvjwOgVoVs) -Bubb Rubb

Yes. You are.  But it's always worth a watch.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 09:56:07 pm
Jesus H. Christ.  Doesn't it seem like we've had an inordinate number of triples hit against us this season?  I'm sure the fielders have nothing to do with it.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 09:56:46 pm
When Todd Helton "legs out" a triple, that's a clue.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:56:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

En-fucking-joy.

Yeah!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:57:19 pm
Jesus H. Christ.  Doesn't it seem like we've had an inordinate number of triples hit against us this season?  I'm sure the fielders have nothing to do with it.

Nope. Not the fielders. The THROWERS.  D WARD would run to 3rd on that one, too.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: pravata on June 05, 2007, 09:57:24 pm
I like how Hunter runs right to the base of the wall on every fly that hits the fence.  It's if he expects the ball to stick.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:58:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

En-fucking-joy.

Yeah!!!

Is Cabrera STILL a Brave?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 09:59:01 pm
Is Cabrera STILL a Brave?

Aw really? When?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:59:09 pm
And the Bork from Ork does it! 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 09:59:35 pm
I gotta say, that was nice: after a leadoff triple, no runs allowed.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 09:59:46 pm
Aw really? When?

Some time around St. Patrick's day, I think.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: BUWebguy on June 05, 2007, 09:59:56 pm
Jesus H. Christ.  Doesn't it seem like we've had an inordinate number of triples hit against us this season?  I'm sure the fielders have nothing to do with it.

T-8th in MLB (t-6th in NL)
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/stats/aggregate?statType=pitching&group=9&seasonType=2&type=exp1&sort=triples&split=0&season=2007
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:00:18 pm
I like how Hunter runs right to the base of the wall on every fly that hits the fence.  It's if he expects the ball to stick.

Why?  Did we stop using those velcro balls that you use to fuck with housecats?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: pravata on June 05, 2007, 10:02:07 pm
Why?  Did we stop using those velcro balls that you use to fuck with housecats?

Like that.  Did they have velcro walls and balls in Corpus?  I dont think he was paying attention in high school physics. Vectors ya dumbass.  Also screen doors is how you fuck with cats.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:02:48 pm
Aw really? When?

Found it.  http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=100679.0  March 15.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:03:16 pm
luke hits it to taveras again...now batting .667 on the evening.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 10:04:15 pm
Like that.  Did they have velcro walls and balls in Corpus?  I dont think he was paying attention in high school physics. Vectors ya dumbass.  Also screen doors is how you fuck with cats.

What's your vector victor, how bout clearance, clarance. Looks like a good night to be sniffing glue.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:05:43 pm
Found it.  http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=100679.0  March 15.
!
Some things you just never think you'll say...but... fuckin' Geezerdonk!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:06:01 pm
We did Airplane! a month ago.

I think i need another.  who awants anither?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:06:39 pm
wow--what pitch was called there.  luke moves up on wild pitch.  AE with 2-2 count
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:08:38 pm
Adam Everett....sucking jsut enough to make a difference.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:08:39 pm
Woohoo Everett!  And now the call to the bullpen.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:09:19 pm
perfect placement--pop fly 2B to right by everett.  hirsh removed, scott 3rd and AE 2nd. pitching chancge pending top 7th
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:09:41 pm
Are these Sonic guys going to try to adopt any time soon?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:10:25 pm
Few teams but the Astros could fall to score from second on a double...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:11:14 pm
Nice job by FSN to find shots of all of Wandy's groupies for the mid-game rock 'n roll highlight reel.

Just remember, don't drink after them.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:11:50 pm
julio and his 8.40 era just entered the game,
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:12:15 pm
Few teams but the Astros could fall to score from second on a double...

There was the possibility it would be caught.  Surely you would not want him doubled off?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:12:48 pm
Few teams but the Astros could fall to score from second on a double...
maybe it had something to do with the RF having a chance to catch the ball
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:13:36 pm
Excellent.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:13:50 pm
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:13:51 pm
DADGUMIT! Why try a squeeze THERE? STUPID YELLOW FACES STOP IT.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:14:03 pm
thanks for doing them a favor--scott tagged out on the blown squeeze...ausmus walks on next pitch.
Lamb ph'er--
hurdle going to pen, again.  probably unknown lefty to face Lamb.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 10:14:14 pm
if you slo-mo dvr the fxsw intro to the return to the top of the 7th when julio enters, there're two incredible hot women doing stuff and with stuff



great balls of. balls
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:14:14 pm
This beere has an AVBV of 12.43%.

Deli? 

WE'RE DRIVIGN!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:15:11 pm
There was the possibility it would be caught.  Surely you would not want him doubled off?

This inning will have a single, WP, double and no runs scored....  Luke played it perfectly, but the linescore will look weird
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:15:23 pm
hjulio's wearing my numbe.r  you owe me a rolex. 

dubbel dubbel dubbel
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:17:12 pm
if you slo-mo dvr the fxsw intro to the return to the top of the 7th when julio enters, there're two incredible hot women doing stuff and with stuff



great balls of. balls
think it was some mom-daughter nacho action.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:17:35 pm
Single, WP, double, walk.... and no runs scored.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:18:01 pm
Don't take this shit from the Rockies.  They're grown men. Wearing purple. Fuck 'em.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:18:48 pm
;QOFG VLZIUGH;AWROGHQ; GEBN;GYH'GYH/AIKJLSCVH/LWIKEGHVPILKNIHL
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:19:07 pm
;QOFG VLZIUGH;AWROGHQ; GEBN;GYH'GYH/AIKJLSCVH/LWIKEGHVPILKNIHL

Wanna do it?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 05, 2007, 10:19:39 pm
;QOFG VLZIUGH;AWROGHQ; GEBN;GYH'GYH/AIKJLSCVH/LWIKEGHVPILKNIHL

amen
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:19:45 pm
It's On!

The Return of the Good Guys!

Let's Get Charged!

Who's up for some Denny's?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: dirty steve on June 05, 2007, 10:20:01 pm
i see willy forgot his broken english on Houston.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 10:20:17 pm
think it was some mom-daughter nacho action.

yup. that was the first one.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:20:30 pm
Single, WP, double, walk.... and no runs scored.

Told ya
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:21:31 pm
;QOFG VLZIUGH;AWROGHQ; P@RO;GYH'GYH/AIKJLSCVH/LWIKEGHVPILKNIHL

Fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:22:21 pm
Fixed it for you.

Finally something someone here makes sense!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:23:04 pm
Finally something someone here makes sense!

YOu know..I could edit to fix that...but I love irony too damn much.

Let's play two!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:24:34 pm
I'm grad to seay I'm making others drunk yjust by typing on you.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:24:54 pm
Fixed it for you.

Leave my GEBN alone.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:25:15 pm
That swing and Allagash Dubbel made that look better than it was.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:26:33 pm
Leave my GEBN alone.

I got dibs!  We're a thing now. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:27:08 pm
That was such a dumbfuck time to put the squeeze on. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:27:42 pm
I got dibs!  We're a thing now. 

Stock up on the antibiotics and chew toys.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:27:43 pm
That was such a dumbfuck time to put the squeeze on. 

We'vre oalringedy up by 12.  what sod you care?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:28:23 pm
Stock up on the antibiotics and chew toys.

Just because I gave your fiance what the kids are calling "the Wandys" doesn't mean I'm contagious.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:32:27 pm
We'vre oalringedy up by 12.  what sod you care?

Thin air gettin' to ya?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:33:15 pm
Office poolll1!!!!

Blown Save in the 8th goes to ______ on a ______ to ________.

I am willing to give ______ to Alkie.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:33:49 pm
Office poolll1!!!!

Blown Save in the 8th goes to ______ on a ______ to ________.

I am willing to give ______ to Alkie.

Wheeler

Hanging Slider

Haupe

dirty sanchez
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:35:08 pm
dirty sanchez

Ok, dude, we need to talk.  With lots of people around.  I get to be armed.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 10:35:30 pm
Since this game is obviously out-of-reach, I'd just like to say that the radio guys have been growing on me lately.  I listen to probably 1/3 of the games and watch the rest.  Honestly, the new folks didn't do much for me last year.  But they seem to have found their stride and work well together.  It's obvious how much more fun they have when out of Milo's shadow.  Not saying they will be remembered as the best ever, but I find myself more and more willing to have baseball on while I'm trying to get stuff done and seeing what they have to say.

Of course, we're lucky that we also have a solid TV crew, but (road) baseball on the radio = okay with me.  

Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:35:34 pm
Whoa...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:35:43 pm
GOOD!!!GET PISSED BERKMAN!! LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:36:10 pm
WHOA...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:36:22 pm
I honestly don't believe what I just saw.  Even thought Rapuano is a joke.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Anit on June 05, 2007, 10:36:30 pm
lance berkman just went APESHIT
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:36:58 pm
Well that was worth the price of admission.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:37:40 pm
Well that was worth the price of admission.

Totally.

I still don't believe it.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:37:54 pm
Good job by Twinkie getting thrown out after Lamb is already out of the game.  Hope that wakes his ass up anyway.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:38:00 pm
Reason #598345 to put a mic on Berkman. Every. Game.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:38:02 pm
Totally.

I still don't believe it.

My little sister's there, actually.  I bet she's calling my cell phone right about......


now.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:38:13 pm
Totally.

I still don't believe it.

I don't think I've ever seen him do that.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:38:23 pm
I hope Rapuano isn't behind the plate in this series. He's just the kind of dick that would carry that over to his strike zone.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:39:54 pm
I hope Rapuano isn't behind the plate in this series. He's just the kind of dick that would carry that over to his strike zone.

He's not.  It moves clockwise.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:40:20 pm
I don't think I've ever seen him do that.

I know for a fact, I haven't.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: loganck on June 05, 2007, 10:40:33 pm
I don't understand how they can tell Garner he can't do the double switch.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:41:13 pm
He's not.  It moves clockwise.

Oh goodie, CB Bucknor tomorrow.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:42:15 pm
Oh goodie, CB Bucknor tomorrow.

Yep.  Even worse.  Barely.

Does anyone else feel like we're winning?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:42:26 pm
Oh goodie, CB Bucknor tomorrow.

It's like Russian Roulette. With only one empty chamber.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 10:42:34 pm
Oh goodie, CB Bucknor tomorrow.

Err... 'Crap with Feet'
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:43:10 pm


Does anyone else feel like we're winning?

no.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:43:36 pm
I'm just glad it's not a weekday.

If I had to wake up and go to work tomorrow...........
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:43:49 pm
Yep.  Even worse.  Barely.

Does anyone else feel like we're winning?

Just waiting for the bottom to drop.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:43:53 pm
Prediction (barring suspension): Berkman 3-5 tomorrow - HR - 3 RBI
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:44:37 pm
Lance's post-game quote:

"I want to apologize, I really don't like to react like that.  Ed is a hamster fuck, and it WAS a cocksucking call, but I was wrong to throw shit on the field."
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Anit on June 05, 2007, 10:44:48 pm
i really hope this is the turning point for lance..
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:44:53 pm
Prediction (barring suspension): Berkman 3-5 tomorrow - HR - 3 RBI

That would suck if his little extra equipment tosses at the end bought him a suspension.  Hopefully just a fine.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 10:45:16 pm
Some 12-6 slider action from Lidge.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:45:33 pm
Rapuano is welcome to eat shit out of my dog's ass with a spoon.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:46:07 pm
Clank Jr. out there
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:46:31 pm
For the love of god...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:46:52 pm
Rapuano is welcome to eat shit out of my dog's ass with a spoon.

Ladies and germs...CrashTest has arrived
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:47:15 pm
Triple-dee-doo-dah
Triple-dee-ay
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:48:13 pm
Ed Rapuano can eat the shit out of my peanuts.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:48:40 pm
Ladies and germs...CrashTest has arrived

And quickly racking up his ignore count already.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:49:12 pm
Ed Rapuano can eat the shit out of my peanuts.

The winner...and still champion...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:49:42 pm
That was impressive.  I do believe Mr. Lidge may have found the switch.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:50:37 pm
That was impressive.  I do believe Mr. Lidge may have found the switch.

100%, but I'm still scared shitless to see what would happen if he were reinstated as closer.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:50:43 pm
Quick poll:  Which Sonic couple would you rather force-feed Alkies shit-peanuts?

A) Gay couple fueled by lust
B) Married couple fueld by hate
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:50:53 pm
And quickly racking up his ignore count already.

And you're welcome to eat shit out of my dog's ass too, fuckwad.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 10:50:56 pm
no.

Why not? This is Astros baseball.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:51:02 pm
Ed Rapuano can eat the shit out of my peanuts.

"You've got your peanuts in my chocolate."
"You've got your chocolate on my peanuts."
Rapuano: "Yum"
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Lurch on June 05, 2007, 10:51:19 pm
Lidge solid under pressure again!

The new Miller High Life commercial is the shit.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 10:51:50 pm
And quickly racking up his ignore count already.

Heh.  To have only 5 posts and yet 3 members (heh heh... members) ignoring you...

Sounds like he's heading for a Spack-er-vention.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Anit on June 05, 2007, 10:51:56 pm
benches clear!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:52:11 pm
Why not? This is Astros baseball.

I just have to keep checking the score to see if we are still winning.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:52:15 pm
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun n' games...
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:52:22 pm
What the fuck is that about?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 10:52:28 pm
I heard that one clanking off the backstop on the radio.  Eek!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:53:00 pm
If I get to see Jose Cruz throw a punch tonight, the 'Stros can lose every last game this year.  '07 will be remembered fondly.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:53:17 pm
The new Miller High Life commercial is the shit.

"$11.50 for hamburger. Y'all must be crazy."  I love that.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:53:42 pm
Carlos says "send that skinny little fuck over here and I'll snap him in half".
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Anit on June 05, 2007, 10:53:49 pm
garner ejected
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:53:59 pm
Rapuano is BIGGER than the GAME. Or at least HE thinks so.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:54:03 pm
FUCKING RIDUCLOUS ED.  WHERE IS THAT FUCKING SPOON.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 10:54:17 pm
garner ejected

It's the Rapuano show!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 10:54:38 pm
Heh.  To have only 5 posts and yet 3 members (heh heh... members) ignoring you...

Sounds like he's heading for a Spack-er-vention.

Can't stand intelligence, can you?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:54:57 pm
Let's keep this (potential) win going just a little longer....
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bench on June 05, 2007, 10:55:03 pm
Rapuano is BIGGER than the GAME. Or at least HE thinks so.

Even CB Bucknor is shaking his head in disugust.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:55:29 pm
Time to invoke the Joey Crawford rule for Rapuano.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:55:49 pm
Uh oh, Rockies announcers noticed Berkman was on the field when the benches cleared.  Think he'll get suspended for that since he'd been ejected already.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: pravata on June 05, 2007, 10:55:55 pm
Chris Burke says "What the hell happened to you guys when I was gone?"
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:56:53 pm
Even CB Bucknor is shaking his head in disugust.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/umpires/bio.jsp?id=2225
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 10:58:47 pm
Uh oh, Rockies announcers noticed Berkman was on the field when the benches cleared.  Think he'll get suspended for that since he'd been ejected already.

Berkman...alone...in the clubhouse...with the post-game buffet...

Lots of room service in Denver tonight.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 10:58:58 pm
LLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:58:58 pm
HEY!!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Anit on June 05, 2007, 10:59:07 pm
now THAT must feel good for the team
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 10:59:11 pm
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 10:59:13 pm
The Force is strong with this one.  The Dark Side shall not prevail tonight.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 10:59:27 pm
Wait a minute: make sure Rapuano didn't call it foul!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: gwat on June 05, 2007, 10:59:33 pm
Thank you, Luke.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 10:59:43 pm
wow
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 10:59:57 pm
Oh...THAT Coors Field. 
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 11:00:27 pm
[obvious]I'm thinking that Luke Scott going on one of his rampages might be a good thing for this team.[/obvious]
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JSAstrosFan on June 05, 2007, 11:00:51 pm
[obvious]I'm thinking that Luke Scott going on one of his rampages might be a good thing for this team.[/obvious]

heck ya!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 11:00:58 pm
Take that, Corp-ass
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 11:01:07 pm
This has shades of that wild game vs. Chicago late in '04 fired the team up for their historic run.

Then again, not really.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 11:01:59 pm
Wheeler coming in?  In a game like this?

Hawpe better wear a cup.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 11:02:22 pm
Bottom of the order. Good.

Don't do anything stupid, Wheels.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 11:02:42 pm
This has shades of that wild game vs. Chicago late in '04 fired the team up for their historic run.

Then again, not really.

I was just thinking about that.  It would be odd if it turned out to be the Rockies that lit a fire under the guys.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 11:03:41 pm
JD- As Luke writes in his pitch log:

"Dear Diarie:

After my good buddy Carlos got drilled, I felt compelled to hit on into the seats to provide us with a little extra cushion.

See ya tomorrow,

Luke

PS Just to make it interesting, I hit this one to left field."
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 11:05:08 pm
Something must have been going on between the fellow Panamanians we were not privvy to.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 11:06:05 pm
Something must have been going on between the fellow Panamanians we were not privvy to.

Corpas has not been happy since Lee's coup overtook Corpas' communist dictatorship.  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 11:07:45 pm
JD- As Luke writes in his pitch log:

"Dear Diarie:

After my good buddy Carlos got drilled, I felt compelled to hit on into the seats to provide us with a little extra cushion.

See ya tomorrow,

Luke

PS Just to make it interesting, I hit this one to left field."

That's crap.  He's drawing his favorite My Little Pony.  (Baby Quackers - http://www.geocities.com/ginny_2001_2001/1986/1986.html#twins )
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 11:09:20 pm
That's crap.  He's drawing his favorite My Little Pony.  (Baby Quackers - http://www.geocities.com/ginny_2001_2001/1986/1986.html#twins )

OWA seems to have crashed that geocities site.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: austro on June 05, 2007, 11:09:31 pm
Sweet! Let's hope that this is the kind of win that lights a fire under the good guys!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: otterjb on June 05, 2007, 11:10:08 pm
if nothing else: a great fucking game
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 11:10:11 pm
I am forever something somthigne..  Yhank you all ofor letting me come voer and pee in your sink.

meet me aagin tomorow at the dli a nd hi er in th egz.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 11:10:27 pm
if nothing else: a great fucking game

Yep.  Enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 11:10:39 pm
11:00 on a weeknight and I'm Googling Baby Quackers...

http://www.aikarin.com/mlp/extras/babyquackers_ds.jpg
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 11:10:52 pm
Nice game, fun time in the GZ.  Appreciate all the PBP and other random shit.  
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 11:11:09 pm
Well this was an interesting game.  The fallout may be more interesting.  I wonder if Lance will get suspended?  Both for the equipment throwing and returning to the field after being ejected.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 11:11:11 pm
11:00 on a weeknight and I'm Googling Baby Quackers...

http://www.aikarin.com/mlp/extras/babyquackers_ds.jpg

strike 2
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: CrashTest on June 05, 2007, 11:12:20 pm
So, does Berkboy take his 3 game suspension while he sucks, or wait until he turns it around later in the year? I say we give Pence a look-see in the 3 hole (ie, best hitter on the team - hole)
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 11:13:12 pm
http://images.google.com/imghp?tab=wi

Type 'My Little Pony Baby Quackers'

It's so easy!  Trade them with your friends!
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 11:14:14 pm
http://images.google.com/imghp?tab=wi

Type 'My Little Pony Baby Quackers'

It's so easy!  Trade them with your friends!

Why was this going to be funny?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 11:15:16 pm
No, not funny.  Just an excuse for me to promote My Little Pony.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 11:15:42 pm
On the replay of Luke's homer, the majority of the people in the stands are clapping and jumping up and down, and alot of cheering in the background.  Are there that many Astros fans in Colorado?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Alkie on June 05, 2007, 11:16:21 pm
No, not funny.  Just an excuse for me to promote My Little Pony.

I'm gonna eat some right now.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 11:17:32 pm
I'm gonna eat some right now.

got a plastic fetish?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Bill McLuggage on June 05, 2007, 11:17:38 pm
Who is Glenn Wilson?  Anyone?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: homer on June 05, 2007, 11:18:14 pm
Who is Glenn Wilson?  Anyone?

A man who should have someone else dress him.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: remy on June 05, 2007, 11:18:27 pm
Every time I see the replay of Lance's apeshittery, I'm loving it more and more.  This HAS to be the turning point for him.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Frobie on June 05, 2007, 11:20:24 pm
On the replay of Luke's homer, the majority of the people in the stands are clapping and jumping up and down, and alot of cheering in the background.  Are there that many Astros fans in Colorado?

I'm guessing they partook of the (actually pretty interesting) Coors brewery tour prior to the game.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 11:22:35 pm
Every time I see the replay of Lance's apeshittery, I'm loving it more and more.  This HAS to be the turning point for him.

The radio guys were saying that the Astros were 19 - 9 and off to our best start ever when they went into Coors and the bottom fell out.  They were hoping that since the team is now 10 below .500 instead of 10 over, the opposite would happen and this team would get a kick start.   Or something like that.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: gwat on June 05, 2007, 11:23:16 pm
More Glenn Wilson after the break? I wonder what's on DIY Blue?
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JimR on June 05, 2007, 11:24:28 pm
Who is Glenn Wilson?  Anyone?

hard-hitting OFer for the Pirates. from the Houston area. may have finished up with the Astros, not sure

he was a very good player.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Amy on June 05, 2007, 11:26:33 pm
In the postgame press conference, Hurdle said he noticed that Berkman returned to the field and pointed it out to the umpires.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: JaneDoe on June 05, 2007, 11:27:20 pm
hard-hitting OFer for the Pirates. from the Houston area. may have finished up with the Astros, not sure

he was a very good player.

Born in Baytown, I think.  I think we got  him  in a trade from the Pirates for Billy Hatcher in 89 or 90.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Nate in IA on June 05, 2007, 11:40:18 pm
Is there such a thing as a flash blizzard?

Yes.  I have personally experienced them.  At Coors Field even.
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Randy Watson on June 06, 2007, 12:01:55 am
This has shades of that wild game vs. Chicago late in '04 fired the team up for their historic run.

Then again, not really.

I was at Wrigley for all of those games.  My first time to Chicago.  Wheeler nails, I believe Sosa, on his first pitch as an Astro.  Roy gets into it with Barrett.  Great series we swept (4 games).
Title: Re: Astros at Rukkakes - 6/5/07
Post by: Noe on June 06, 2007, 12:18:09 am
I was at Wrigley for all of those games.  My first time to Chicago.  Wheeler nails, I believe Sosa, on his first pitch as an Astro.  Roy gets into it with Barrett.  Great series we swept (4 games).

Dotted Derek Lee.  And eggszactly, it was a great series.  The ironic (that is so ironic) is that the scrubs actually hit 6 Astros players that series, and Houston dotted 4.  And Dusty Baker said that Houston was a bunch of bush leaguers who were head hunting that series.  Too funny.