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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: Holly on April 25, 2007, 11:19:42 pm
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Garner on FSN postgame, with mics and a recorder in his face:
Offcamera idiot "reporter":
You have to come back tomorrow, with such a quick turnaround, this is probably a game you wanna-
Garner:
I'd just as soon keep 'em all here right now, and not have any sleep. We're not doing much good with sleep.
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followed by an eeerily long silence.
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Garner on FSN postgame, with mics and a recorder in his face:
Offcamera idiot "reporter":
You have to come back tomorrow, with such a quick turnaround, this is probably a game you wanna-
Garner:
I'd just as soon keep 'em all here right now, and not have any sleep. We're not doing much good with sleep.
Uh, I think that "idiot" was Alyson Footer. I could be wrong.
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Uh, I think that "idiot" was Alyson Footer. I could be wrong.
No, it wasn't her. Didn't sound like JdJO either.
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Uh, I think that "idiot" was Alyson Footer. I could be wrong.
Not unless her voice has dropped an octave.
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Not unless her voice has dropped an octave.
It was a 16 inning game. You doubt this?
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It was a 16 inning game. You doubt this?
Steriods. Damn, it's now reached to media to stay on top of their game!
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Steriods. Damn, it's now reached to media to stay on top of their game!
So you're saying Alyson Footer of MLB.com is on steroids. Can we quote you on that, senator?
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It was a 16 inning game. You doubt this?
It was more than a Kathleen Turner-esque drop :)
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So you're saying Alyson Footer of MLB.com is on steroids. Can we quote you on that, senator?
Her hair is poofier than usual and her voice dropped an octave. Do the math and stop sticking your head in the sand. I bet she even increased her WPM typing ability too.
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It was more than a Kathleen Turner-esque drop :)
STERIODS! Please people, stop the denial!
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STERIODS! Please people, stop the denial!
OK OK OK, relentlessness has worn me down. Drugs are bad, m'kay? They make you ask stupid questions.
No more aspirin for Justice... he obviously can't hold his Bayer.
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Justice IS your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
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Justice IS your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
Yes. Are you going to finish your Justice? I missed breakfast.
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Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial. Let's eat some Justice!
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Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial. Let's eat some Justice!
if we eat justice, do we not have to read his "work" anymore? if so, count me in.
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I think it was Brian McTaggart. JDJO and Justice aren't in Pittsburgh as far as I know.
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I think it was Brian McTaggart. JDJO and Justice aren't in Pittsburgh as far as I know.
Silly Amy, you don't have to be in Pittsburgh to do drugs!
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Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial. Let's eat some Justice!
I need to go take a Justice. I'll be right back.
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Silly Amy, you don't have to be in Pittsburgh to do drugs!
Sorry, I guess y'all have strayed much too far from the original question. Have fun.
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Sorry, I guess y'all have strayed much too far from the original question. Have fun.
No, we've just decided it is good to stop the denial. You know it, I know it, we all know it... now we feel cleansed that it's out in the open and we're no longer in held hostage to it.
Come into the light Amy, you'll feel better. Here, have some Justice!
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I need to go take a Justice. I'll be right back.
Take a justice = ?
Take a walk?
...stroll?
...strike?
...pitch?
...nap?
...trip?
...cruise?
...cab?
...chill pill?
...right?
...left?
...call?
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No, we've just decided it is good to stop the denial. You know it, I know it, we all know it... now we feel cleansed that it's out in the open and we're no longer in held hostage to it.
Come into the light Amy, you'll feel better. Here, have some Justice!
Are you sure you're not on drugs?
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Take a justice = ?
Take a walk?
...stroll?
...strike?
...pitch?
...nap?
...trip?
...cruise?
...cab?
...chill pill?
...right?
...left?
...call?
Think 2 hole...
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Think 2 hole...
Oh. I usually leave those.
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Are you sure you're not on drugs?
No. Ahum... what was the question again?
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Are you sure you're not on drugs?
Did you see the size of that chicken?
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if we eat justice, do we not have to read his "work" anymore? if so, count me in.
Then there will be no justice in this world.
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Her hair is poofier than usual and her voice dropped an octave. Do the math and stop sticking your head in the sand. I bet she even increased her WPM typing ability too.
You've got to wonder about a reporter her age, dropping an octave in voice, poofing up the hair. It makes you wonder.
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You've got to wonder about a reporter her age, dropping an octave in voice, poofing up the hair. It makes you wonder.
Dead give away.
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You've got to wonder about a reporter her age, dropping an octave in voice, poofing up the hair. It makes you wonder.
I hate to say it, but...