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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2007 Archive => Topic started by: homer on April 06, 2007, 07:19:12 pm
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Eckstain
Duncan
Poopholes
Rolen
PW
Molina
Taguchi
Kennedy
Wainright
Bidge
Clank
Vending Machine
El Caballo
Hobbes
Peepers
AE
B-Rod
Wandy
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1-2-3 for Wandy in the top of the 1st.
Eckstain one hopper to Wandy
K for Duncan
Poop to the track in right
Then he blew his nose on the way back to the dugout.
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Goddamn Dallas Stars instead of the Astros tonight. Looks like I'll only get to see one game of this series.
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Bidge pops to Molina
Clank draws a walk
Kennedy dives to make the stop on Berkman's grounder and gets the FC on Clank, who deftly breaks up the DP
El Caballo falls behind 0-2. The flies to PW.
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Goddamn Dallas Stars instead of the Astros tonight. Looks like I'll only get to see one game of this series.
I thought you had DirecTV?
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I thought you had DirecTV?
Dish Network. But I can't use MLB Extra Innings because I'm in the Astros' home territory. So I get whatever Fox Southwest is showing. Hopefully the Stars don't last much longer.
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Its on Dish channel 450 for me here at work.
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Rolen gets ahead 2-1. Drives the 2-2 to the track next to the Crawford boxes for out 1.
Bags in the booth.
Boos for PW. I distinctly heard pravata. PW lookin like PW, Down on 3 pitches for out 2.
Wandy is changing speeds and moving the ball around. FB isn't very fast... around 90.
Molina K.
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Who the hell is that pitching for the Astros?
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As someone who is a big time Wandy skeptic, I can say that he's looking pretty good tonight (with the exception of that Rolen big fly).
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Its on Dish channel 450 for me here at work.
Holy shit, there it is! Thanks mihoba! I looked everywhere and didn't see it.
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Hobbes draws even at 2-2. Grounds to second, 4-3.
I hope ETA is watching, they are photoshopping the Bagwell beard onto each player on the big screen during their atbats.
Peepers falls behind 1-2. Burke checks his swing on some trash in the dirt, gets rung up for out 2.
AE 1-3 for out 3.
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Holy shit, there it is! Thanks mihoba! I looked everywhere and didn't see it.
Cool. Sorry you missed the pre-game, that was good stuff.
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I hope ETA is watching, they are photoshopping the Bagwell beard onto each player on the big screen during their atbats.
I've been recording the whole damn thing on DVR. Funny stuff.
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Wainwright jacks one to the hill, Burke is running with his head turned, ugh. His footwork in center sucks, too.
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Taguchi grounds one up the middle for a single.
Kennedy chases some high heat and goes down on strikes.
Wainright drives one deep over Peepers head, doesn't make the play. Double, Taguchi scores.
Eckstain comes even at 2-2. Lines one to Hobbes in right center, Wainright advances.
JD points out the wind is carrying 'well' to right.
Duncan gets ahead 2-1. Crushes one past the bullpen. 3-0.
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Who the hell is that pitching for the Astros?
I don't know, but Wandy showed up in the 3rd.
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Pooholes weakly to Ensberg, ends the inning.
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I don't know, but Wandy showed up in the 3rd.
Yeah I recognize that guy... dammit.
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Cripes! I get on to say "thank dog I was wrong about Wandy" and then he shows up. Goddammit.
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B-Rod grounds to 3rd, 5-3.
Wandy down on strikes, looking at a big curve.
Bidge grounds 1-3.
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Oh and because all I do is complain, let me say I love that they finally started Lamb - for ANY reason.
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Rolen pops up to the screen on a 3-1, B-Rod hauls it in.
PW smacks on to Bidge, 4-3.
Molina hits a long foul down near the Biggio Boxes. Goes the other way with a drive just short of the track for out 3.
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Oh and because all I do is complain, let me say I love that they finally started Lamb - for ANY reason.
why is there a little phone next to your post?
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Oh and because all I do is complain, let me say I love that they finally started Lamb - for ANY reason.
In the 2 hole, no less.
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Is there? Probably because I'm on my BlackBerry because my fucking laptop fatally crashed today.
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C'mon Berk, Wainwright is PITCHING A NO-HITTER
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Instant Karma, gotta love it.
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FINALLY
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Scoreboard's broke. The 0 just straightened out after "HOU".
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Clank draws a walk.
Berkman up the middle, Lamb to third. Kennedy was way around in a pull position and was unable to get to the ball for the sure DP.
Lee to center for the first out, Clank tags and comes in for the first run.
Hobbes smashes one and Kennedy can't come up with it, bounces over his head. It was hot. First and second.
Peepers falls behind 0-2. Gets rung up looking on a pitch that might have been a little low. 2 down.
AE check swing for the 1-3.
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Taguchi pops up the first pitch to Berkman.
Kennedy loops one at AE for out 2.
Wainright goes 1-2. Pops to Berkman.
Mid 5th, 3-1.
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Pooholes weakly to Ensberg, ends the inning.
isnt lamb at third. and the bagwell stuff was a tear jerker.
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isnt lamb at third. and the bagwell stuff was a tear jerker.
correct, lamb a third. my mistake.
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B-Rod works the count full. Draws the walk on a FB up and in.
Wandy bunts, but Rolen makes a fine play to get B-Rod at 2nd. Wandy makes it by a cunt hair at first.
Bidge rips one by Rolen, first and second.
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Clank grounds to Poop, 3-6-1 DP. End of 5.
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You know, Wandy really is pitching a nice little game. You gotta figure the problem in this game (again) is the New Offense (tm) continuing to eat goat cock.
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You know, Wandy really is pitching a nice little game. You gotta figure the problem in this game (again) is the New Offense (tm) continuing to eat goat cock.
Agree. Stuff-wise, he looks quite good.
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Eckstain finally grounds to AE, 6-3.
Duncan falls behind 1-2. Rips one to right field corner, but gets gunned down on a pretty slick play at third trying to stretch it.
Pooholes shatters his bat and rolls the ball weakly to Berkman for out 3.
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You know, Wandy really is pitching a nice little game. You gotta figure the problem in this game (again) is the New Offense (tm) continuing to eat goat cock.
I'm no Rodriguez fan, but he's doing his job tonight. This is the offense sucking eggs.
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I'm no Rodriguez fan, but he's doing his job tonight. This is the offense sucking eggs.
Burke's ass showing in center is worth one of those runs too.
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Duncan falls behind 1-2. Rips one to right field corner, but gets gunned down on a pretty slick play at third trying to stretch it.
Great relay by Everett
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I'm no Rodriguez fan, but he's doing his job tonight. This is the offense sucking eggs.
More like Wainwright is a hoss. Lets get to the bullpen.
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Oddly enough, after all of the offseason concerns, the only thing working on this team right now is the starting rotation.
BTW... how is this offense going to eat a goat cock? It couldn't take any mammal's penis in a fair fight...
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Berkman grounds to Pooholes. Out 1.
Lee grounds sharply to Eckstain. Big looping throw to 1st for out 2.
Hobbes falls behind 0-2. Down on a hook looking.
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Anyone else having trouble with an MLB TV feed? Mine's just showing black right now, no matter what I do (and was acting fine awhile ago).
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1-2-3
Rolen with the K
PW grounds to Berkman
Molina flies out to Peepers
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Burke leads off with a double right down the left field line. Activity in the coard bullpen.
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Rodriguez deserves better. 7 IP 3ER 0BB.
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Thank you, BBG's. Let's capitalize!
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AE bunts (for a hit) foul. Down 0-2. Dumps it in between 3 fielders in shallow right. Burke to third.
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FUCK! Double play on a squeeze attempt. :'(
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Aaaaaarrrrtggghhghgh. How the FUCK???
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B-Rod squeezes, but the ball is flicked home by Wainright and gets Burke and then gets the double play at first. Disaster.
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Holy Fuck. It's HARD to suck this much.
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unfucking believable play by wainwright. my anus hurts.
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Holy Fuck. It's HARD to suck this much.
That was ugly.
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A no out squeeze... with a PH on deck. Garner is pressing more than anyone.
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Loretta grounds to Wainright, 1-3. Astros waste a leadoff double.
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Rodriguez deserves better. 7 IP 3ER 0BB.
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Yep. Nothing wrong with Wandy's work tonight.
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Here comes the Red Rocket.
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unfucking believable play by wainwright. my anus hurts.
All except the part where Molina never tagged Burke.
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Revert on the hill.
Taguchi down on strikes.
Kennedy lines out to Lee.
Spezio (still has that thing on his lip) draws a walk.
Revert can't seem to find the zone.
Eckstain runs the count full. Dumps it in to left for a single.
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Duncan falls behind 1-2. Ground rule double down the right field line, spezio scores.
Pooholes IBB to load the bases.
Revert is done, White in.
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Rolen down 0-2 quickly. Down on strikes looking.
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Bidge grounds the first pitch to Eckstain, 1 down.
Clank grounds to pooholes, 2 down.
Tanked Commander goes to the pen.
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Berkman goes 2-2. Rung up looking.
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Another quality AB, Tub o' Goo.
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Damn, that may have been the most pathetic inning I've ever seen. I guess Berman has something else he'd rather be doing, cause he appears to have exactly zero interest in hitting.
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fuck, swing the damn bat.
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fuck, swing the damn bat.
he did, at the fastball 6 inches outside, for strike 2.
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PW grounds to Clank, 1 down.
Molina loops one to AE in shallow left, 2 down.
Taguchi to Clank for a 1-2-3 ninth.
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The most difficult part about all this (as a fan, I mean) is that the correct plan of attack is...patience. What this team is missing is the "proven" players producing at the plate. We all know they'll come around, but when? In the meantime, looks like we're watching last year's offense a little longer.
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Izzy on the hill.
Lee hits one to Rolen who can't make the pickup, and still only makes by a half step.
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hobbes with a slow bouncer to kennedy, 4-3. Lee to second.
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burke down on strikes. 2 down.
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OP singles up the middle, Lee comes home.
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Lane flies to PW, GAME OVER.
4-2 Coards
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The most difficult part about all this (as a fan, I mean) is that the correct plan of attack is...patience. What this team is missing is the "proven" players producing at the plate. We all know they'll come around, but when? In the meantime, looks like we're watching last year's offense a little longer.
Not just 0-4, but 4 unwatchable games.
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Wait til tomorrow. My guess? Roy demands a trade after the game.
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29 teams have at least 1 win.
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Goat. Cock.
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I had movie night with the kids and missed the beards.
I.MISSED.THE.BEARDS.
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I had movie night with the kids and missed the beards.
I.MISSED.THE.BEARDS.
i dont know which was best with the beards luke the force scott or mr almost 3 thousand bidge
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I had movie night with the kids and missed the beards.
I.MISSED.THE.BEARDS.
Bagwell said the beard in your picture was bad juju. Said he started the season 2-20 with it, then shaved it.