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toddthebod

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Another reason to hate the Comical
« on: January 09, 2008, 02:50:32 pm »
From McTaggert's Blog:

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Appell, who attended Penn University, went undrafted, but his father Andy -- a longtime Mets season ticket holder who had attended the Mets' fantasy camp in Port St. Lucie -- had made acquaintances through the fantasy camp and helped arrange a tryout in Port St. Lucie.

http://blogs.chron.com/gamedayastros/2008/01/new_role_for_koby_clemens_and.html

I never heard of Penn University.  It's the University of Pennsylvania damnit.  Or just Penn.

McTaggert must have attended Texas University.
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 03:02:09 pm »
From McTaggert's Blog:

http://blogs.chron.com/gamedayastros/2008/01/new_role_for_koby_clemens_and.html

I never heard of Penn University.  It's the University of Pennsylvania damnit.  Or just Penn.

McTaggert must have attended Texas University.

Their mascot is a goddamned Quaker.  They deserve to be called anything.

I once "dated" a girl  who had an MBA from Wharton.  She was no Quaker.
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 03:34:41 pm »
From McTaggert's Blog:

http://blogs.chron.com/gamedayastros/2008/01/new_role_for_koby_clemens_and.html

I never heard of Penn University.  It's the University of Pennsylvania damnit.  Or just Penn.

McTaggert must have attended Texas University.


And McTaggart has never heard of McTaggert.
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 03:46:47 pm »
I once "dated" a girl  who had an MBA from Wharton.  She was no Quaker.

That sounds like a limerick waiting to happen.  Don't leave us hanging, my man.
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 04:03:51 pm »

And McTaggart has never heard of McTaggert.


Yeah.  But I don't get paid to check my spelling or facts (at least not on this site).  He does.

And Taras, while the team is called the "Quakers," the team mascot is supposed to be a likeness of Ben Franklin.  And so far as I know, Franklin wasn't a Quaker.  Ben Franklin was fuckin' cool.
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 04:10:39 pm »
Yeah.  But I don't get paid to check my spelling or facts (at least not on this site).  He does.

And Taras, while the team is called the "Quakers," the team mascot is supposed to be a likeness of Ben Franklin.  And so far as I know, Franklin wasn't a Quaker.  Ben Franklin was fuckin' cool.

Sure, Ben liked laying the wood to all of those french gals, but he's allowed his likeness to be associated with a bunch of Quakers so to hell with him.  Or, maybe that should be to "hellfire" with him.
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 04:10:44 pm »
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 04:41:52 pm »
That sounds like a limerick waiting to happen.  Don't leave us hanging, my man.

Ol' Bulba, he did go a courtin'
An MBA grad from Wharton
She said she's a Quaker,
But you can not mistake her
Of being just what she's purportin'
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 05:41:32 pm »
Ol' Bulba, he did go a courtin'
A young MBA grad from Wharton
She said she was a Quaker,
And no he could not make her
Do that thing for him with out fartin'


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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 05:44:25 pm »

McTaggert must have attended Texas University.

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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 06:10:05 pm »
Taras dug this chick who was sportin'
some MBA scratch copped from Wharton
He found out in the end
that she wasn't a 'friend'
"All business" is what he's reportin'

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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 08:04:47 pm »
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Re: Another reason to hate the Comical
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 08:43:08 pm »

Taras dated a Quaker from Penn
Who obviously had eclectic tastes in men
"I'm from Wharton," she said
As she was giving him head
So he asked if she'd brought her sheepskin.