The Summer Still Continues: Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies

[Guinness]

15 years old

Man I'm sucking at Dead Pool this year.

[Ron Brand]

Yo quiero...*ack*...vi...*ptui*...vivir...

[Bench]

Am I the only person who finds Chihuahua's disgusting?

[JimR]

Am I the only person who finds Chihuahua's disgusting?

he always spoke well of you.

[Holly]

Am I the only person who finds Chihuahua's disgusting?

I wouldn't say disgusting, but I don't think they are cute at all. Bug-eyed little yaps that look like chicken fetuses. OK, maybe that is disgusting.

[Mr. Happy]

I wouldn't say disgusting, but I don't think they are cute at all. Bug-eyed little yaps that look like chicken fetuses. OK, maybe that is disgusting.

As the Red Rooster would say, cute like an iguana.

[Fredia]

dont say that the gieco gecho will be the next to go

[DVauthrin]

Am I the only person who finds Chihuahua's disgusting?

 I don't like them either.

[Bench]

dont say that the gieco gecho will be the next to go

I'm rooting for the cavemen.

[Mr. Happy]

I'm rooting for the cavemen.

To be followed closely by the numbnuts that came up with "it's on."

[kevwun]

Not only are they ugly, they're either yapping constantly or shaking in fear.  I don't think I've ever encountered one that was even close to being like a normal dog.

[JaneDoe]

To be followed closely by the numbnuts that came up with "it's on."

I'd kill Freakin' Freak That's Cold with my own bare hands if I could.

[MusicMan]

I'd kill Freakin' Freak That's Cold with my own bare hands if I could.

I would hold him down while you did.

[Ron Brand]

I'd kill Freakin' Freak That's Cold with my own bare hands if I could.

And I'll kick them both in the face just to help out.

[Craig]

I'd kill Freakin' Freak That's Cold with my own bare hands if I could.

"I think that possibly, maybe, I'm falling for youuuuuu ... "

[Guinness]

"I think that possibly, maybe, I'm falling for youuuuuu ... "

oh my fucking god I hate that one.  And I like commercials, but that one makes me want to cancel our AT&T and do my best to bankrupt them and destroy them to the nth generation.  It's like a commercial for FTCubs or something.

[Mr. Happy]

oh my fucking god I hate that one.  And I like commercials, but that one makes me want to cancel our AT&T and do my best to bankrupt them and destroy them to the nth generation.  It's like a commercial for FTCubs or something.

The Jack commercial with the obvious pothead also drives me batty.

[Bench]

The Jack commercial with the obvious pothead also drives me batty.

He could totally eat all those tacos, brah.

[HudsonHawk]

oh my fucking god I hate that one.  And I like commercials, but that one makes me want to cancel our AT&T and do my best to bankrupt them and destroy them to the nth generation.  It's like a commercial for FTCubs or something.

I'm assuming the "girl" in that commercial is a transvestite, because the guy is the gayest man to ever live.

[MusicMan]

I'm assuming the "girl" in that commercial is a transvestite, because the guy is the gayest man to ever live.

I've seen hotter transvestites on Montrose.

[DVauthrin]

I've seen hotter transvestites on Montrose.

Dare I ask why you were looking at transvestites in Montrose in the first place?

[MusicMan]

Driving home from work, of course.

[DVauthrin]

Driving home from work, of course.

Perhaps its time to find a new route, then.

[homer]

Giving them a ride home from work? What?

[MusicMan]

Giving them a ride home from work? What?

You have me confused with Eddie Murphy.  Happens all the time.

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

You have me confused with Eddie Murphy.  Happens all the time.

Yeah, you haven't been funny in 10 years either.

[Alkie]

Well played. 

Golf clap.

[Alkie]

Dare I ask why you were looking at transvestites in Montrose in the first place?

He was just in Montrose to get directions on getting away from Montrose.

[moriartp]

Taking this thread back a while: my current most hated commercial is the "text message!" Texaco commercial. Makes me want to shoot the television.

[Ron Brand]

Taking this thread back a while: my current most hated commercial is the "text message!" Texaco commercial. Makes me want to shoot the television.

Amen. From the stupid chime and the 'TexMessage' (what the hell does that mean) all the way through the "over-the-top" wing I want to kill that idiot and the fools who wrote and greenlit that one.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

I can't recall any of those commercials.

[strosrays]

I can't recall any of those commercials.

On a bet with my goddamn next door neighbor, I am in the third week of not watching television for a month.  Long story; but I can tell you the best part of it, by far, is not seeing all the fucked up commercials I hate so much.

[Andyzipp]

On a bet with my goddamn next door neighbor, I am in the third week of not watching television for a month.  Long story; but I can tell you the best part of it, by far, is not seeing all the fucked up commercials I hate so much.

Astros count at television, or is this a completely no tube de boob kind of thing?

[austro]

On a bet with my goddamn next door neighbor, I am in the third week of not watching television for a month.  Long story; but I can tell you the best part of it, by far, is not seeing all the fucked up commercials I hate so much.

"He once went a month without TV just to prove that he could."

[strosrays]

Astros count at television, or is this a completely no tube de boob kind of thing?

Yeah. None.

I've been listening to Milo a lot, and X and Y.  That's why I have been hanging around here more lately, to find out what the fuck is going on.

[HudsonHawk]

Yeah. None.

I've been listening to Milo a lot, and X and Y.  That's why I have been hanging around here more lately, to find out what the fuck is going on.

Wait a minute...you're hanging around here for fear of being lost on the outside?

[Gizzmonic]

Amen. From the stupid chime and the 'TexMessage' (what the hell does that mean) all the way through the "over-the-top" wing I want to kill that idiot and the fools who wrote and greenlit that one.

Yeah, that commercial fails at so many levels.  What the hell does it have to do with text messaging?

[JackAstro]

Amen. From the stupid chime and the 'TexMessage' (what the hell does that mean) all the way through the "over-the-top" wing I want to kill that idiot and the fools who wrote and greenlit that one.

You want to be really bothered by it? Next time it comes on, watch and realize that it's not even that d-bag's voice. It's an overdubbed voiceover from someone else. Once you notice the clumsy syncing between his stupid mouth and the disembodied voice, you won't be able to un-notice it.

Then consider the fact that guy looks absolutely nothing at all like the typical person who would do that shit to their car. There is nothing – I mean not one fucking thing – that makes any fucking sense whatsoever in that commercial.

[Guinness]

You want to be really bothered by it? Next time it comes on, watch and realize that it's not even that d-bag's voice. It's an overdubbed voiceover from someone else. Once you notice the clumsy syncing between his stupid mouth and the disembodied voice, you won't be able to un-notice it.

Then consider the fact that guy looks absolutely nothing at all like the typical person who would do that shit to their car. There is nothing – I mean not one fucking thing – that makes any fucking sense whatsoever in that commercial.

I noticed that too, and agree you can't un-notice it.  But I always notice that in commercials where it happens and annoys the hell out of me--to me it isn't that they use a different voice (or even re dub the same voice), it's that it seems like just lazy work to not set the volume right.  Maybe I don't know the ins and outs of how it's done, but it seems like you could hide that sort of edit.

[Andyzipp]

You want to be really bothered by it? Next time it comes on, watch and realize that it's not even that d-bag's voice. It's an overdubbed voiceover from someone else. Once you notice the clumsy syncing between his stupid mouth and the disembodied voice, you won't be able to un-notice it.

Then consider the fact that guy looks absolutely nothing at all like the typical person who would do that shit to their car. There is nothing – I mean not one fucking thing – that makes any fucking sense whatsoever in that commercial.

And then consider the douche in question is talking about modifications to a MAZDA...I think it's an RX-7. 

[JackAstro]

I noticed that too, and agree you can't un-notice it.  But I always notice that in commercials where it happens and annoys the hell out of me--to me it isn't that they use a different voice (or even re dub the same voice), it's that it seems like just lazy work to not set the volume right.  Maybe I don't know the ins and outs of how it's done, but it seems like you could hide that sort of edit.

Often, "pretty people" have mediocre voice talent. And yes, it annoys the shit out me, too.

[homer]

Often, "pretty people" have mediocre voice talent. And yes, it annoys the shit out me, too.

You think that guy is "pretty"?

[homer]

And then consider the douche in question is talking about modifications to a MAZDA...I think it's an RX-7. 

He's a "car guy" because he put a "body kit" and a "wing" on his car. And low profile tires.

[austro]

He's a "car guy" because he put a "body kit" and a "wing" on his car. And low profile tires.

I like the way says he blew his budget. I just imagine him pulling out of the garage and driving to Mom and Dad's house to ask for rent money.

[Craig]

I like the way says he blew his budget. I just imagine him pulling out of the garage and driving to Mom and Dad's house to ask for rent money.

I think that fucking pussy is a fairweather Cubfan. He's not enough of a Cubfan to get drunk and stupid in the bleachers, but he surely owns a Cubs cab and gets it out when they're winning.

Also, I agree with Gizzmonic, what the fuck does text messaging and the email graphic have to do with the ad? It's pointless.

[Andyzipp]

I think that fucking pussy is a fairweather Cubfan. He's not enough of a Cubfan to get drunk and stupid in the bleachers, but he surely owns a Cubs cab and gets it out when they're winning.

Also, I agree with Gizzmonic, what the fuck does text messaging and the email graphic have to do with the ad? It's pointless.

It's a TEX message.  Get it?  TEXaco gas?

RX-7 driving douches prefer to put Texaco in their riceburners.

[MRaup]

I think that fucking pussy is a fairweather Cubfan. He's not enough of a Cubfan to get drunk and stupid in the bleachers, but he surely owns a Cubs cab and gets it out when they're winning.

Also, I agree with Gizzmonic, what the fuck does text messaging and the email graphic have to do with the ad? It's pointless.

What the hell does he need a Cubfan cab for if he's already got that sweet ride and no money to spend on booze?

[JackAstro]

You think that guy is "pretty"?

With quotes, yes.

[Holly]

You want to be really bothered by it? Next time it comes on, watch and realize that it's not even that d-bag's voice. It's an overdubbed voiceover from someone else. Once you notice the clumsy syncing between his stupid mouth and the disembodied voice, you won't be able to un-notice it.

Then consider the fact that guy looks absolutely nothing at all like the typical person who would do that shit to their car. There is nothing – I mean not one fucking thing – that makes any fucking sense whatsoever in that commercial.

Anyone got a YouTube to this one? I haven't seen it at all and it sounds wonderfully horrid.

[Astroholic]

Anyone got a YouTube to this one? I haven't seen it at all and it sounds wonderfully horrid.

Why would you do that too yourself?

[Bench]

Anyone got a YouTube to this one? I haven't seen it at all and it sounds wonderfully horrid.

I'm pretty sure I've seen it, but I can't remember it exactly.  I do recall seeing a commercial where the guy spends more on tricking out his douche-mobile than buying it in the first place, but I never have any idea what they're trying to sell.  I guess it's that one.

[JackAstro]

I'm pretty sure I've seen it, but I can't remember it exactly.  I do recall seeing a commercial where the guy spends more on tricking out his douche-mobile than buying it in the first place, but I never have any idea what they're trying to sell.  I guess it's that one.

DING!

[Duman]

Yeah. None.

I've been listening to Milo a lot, and X and Y.  That's why I have been hanging around here more lately, to find out what the fuck is going on.

And the Astros have been on fire the last month.  That's it.... No TV for strosrays until the season is over.

[Gizzmonic]

Anyone got a YouTube to this one? I haven't seen it at all and it sounds wonderfully horrid.

It's not wonderfully horrid, that would be something like this.  That TEXmessage commercial will just make you want to punch the actor, the voice actor, yourself, loved ones, random strangers, etc.