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Title: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: JaneDoe on July 22, 2009, 05:56:03 pm
Redbirds

Schumaker, 2B
Rasmus, CF
Pooholes, 1B
Ludwick, RF
Ankiel, LF
DeRosa, 3B
Molina, C
Ryan, SS
Carpenter, P

Your Houston Astros!!

SpeedyBournzales, CF
Matsui, 2B
Tejada, SS
Lee, LF
Blum, 3B
Pence, RF
Pudge, C
Coste, 1B
Oswalt, P

Gameday (http://houston.astros.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_07_22_slnmlb_houmlb_1&mode=preview)

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 06:56:11 pm
I'll bite.

Who?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: JimR on July 22, 2009, 07:01:56 pm
Allison and Gleach had a baby girl today.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:05:27 pm
Thank you.

That explains why google and bing were as confused as I was.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:09:52 pm
Pooholes up with 2 outs(Roy struck out the first two)

called strike(slider on outside corner), ball(FB 94), fly out to Bourn in RCF.  inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: das on July 22, 2009, 07:11:13 pm

Roy looks good tonight.  Those redbird moustaches do not.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:11:20 pm
Schumaker - K Swinging
Rasmus - K Swinging
Pooholes - F-8
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: AtascAstro on July 22, 2009, 07:13:09 pm
You know Bourn wanted to say...Batting 5th, playing third base....team manager Geoff Blum
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Guinness on July 22, 2009, 07:14:09 pm
You know Bourn wanted to say...Batting 5th, playing third base....team manager Geoff Blum

That's funny cause it's true.
I was thinking the same thing, waiting for it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:14:52 pm
You know Bourn wanted to say...Batting 5th, playing third base....team manager Geoff Blum

amazed you found the time to post.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:15:49 pm
Milo:

Julio Logo.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:17:45 pm
The Bourn Supremacy:

infield single on 2-2 count

Matsui:

ball, throw over on bourn(not close), called strike, ball(pitchout), strike(bourn swipes 2b, number 36), ball, fouled away, hit into center, bourn at 3b, matsui at 1b.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: AtascAstro on July 22, 2009, 07:18:00 pm
amazed you found the time to post.

Not my first rodeo.  Feeding schedule worked to get everybody settled down for a nap for game time.  Changed a diaper and wiped the Cardinal off his butt about 20 minutes ago.  Should be good for an inning or two....maybe
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 07:18:54 pm
Not my first rodeo.  Feeding schedule worked to get everybody settled down for a nap for game time.  Changed a diaper and wiped the Cardinal off his butt about 20 minutes ago.  Should be good for an inning or two....maybe

your nipples sore?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:21:18 pm
Tejada(Bourn at 3b, Kaz at 1b)

called strike, liner to 3b, 1 out.  

El Caballo:

swinging strike, swinging strike, ball, ball, 6-4-3 DP.   No runs, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:23:20 pm
WTF is a webkinz?

aye yi yi.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:23:29 pm
Fuck.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 0 Astros 0 Top 2
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:27:28 pm
Ludwick:

called strike, ball, called strike, single up the middle

Ankiel:

called strike, swinging strike, fouled off, ball, 4-6-3 DP.

DeRosa:  

ball, called strike, liner to Lee, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:28:11 pm
Roy lookin real good. Methinks he is a little pumped to play the 3rdinals.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:29:13 pm
1 game out at the end of the night.   I guarantee it.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:30:42 pm
1 game out at the end of the night.   I guarantee it.



     8)
Oh Baby. gotta love it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:32:46 pm
The Manager(Blum):

ball, ball, ball, called strike, fly out to CF.

Spaz:

swinging strike, ball(chin music), foul tip, called strike 3.    


Sevens are Wild(Pudge):

chopper to 2b, inning over.  

 




Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:33:10 pm
If When we sweep, do we get to hold them all down and shave those fucktard cockdusters?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:35:06 pm
If When we sweep, do we get to hold them all down and shave those fucktard cockdusters?

If getting swept in Houston doesn't convince you that Kramp*s hates those fucking things, nothing will.

I can't believe you want to hold down the Cardinals.  Fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:37:35 pm
Molina:

bounced to tejada, 1 out.

Ryan:

barehanded play by miggy after it was deflected by roy, 2 outs.

Carpenter:  

2-1 count.   bounced to tejada, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:38:02 pm
I can't believe you want to hold down the Cardinals.  Fuck is wrong with you?

The way Roy is dealing, they'll just lay back and enjoy it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 22, 2009, 07:40:52 pm
I think we all need to chill the fuck out before we have an Oswalt Inning.  I'm hold you two asshats responsible if that happens.

/goes to sacrifice a chicken
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 0 @ Astros 0 Bot 3
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:42:59 pm
Coste:

Fly out to the base of the scoreboard in LF.  1 out

The Wizard:

called strike, called strike, fouled away, bounced to 2b, 2 outs.

The Bourn Supremacy:

called strike, called strike, ball, ball, bounced to Pooholes, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:44:40 pm
I think we all need to chill the fuck out before we have an Oswalt Inning.  I'm hold you two asshats responsible if that happens.

Sir, if you are referring to me as one of the asshats, might I recommend unfucking one's self post haste?

I have powers.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:46:22 pm
Ok, so since the chicks aren't here tonight; quick show of hands.

Who all is going to the SnS game this Saturday just so they can jerk off to Jane Doe and BatGirl the rest of the weekend?

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:46:42 pm
Sir, if you are referring to me as one of the asshats, might I recommend unfucking one's self post haste?

I have powers.

I have no powers.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 22, 2009, 07:46:48 pm
Sir, if you are referring to me as one of the asshats, might I recommend unfucking one's self post haste?

I have powers.

What, are you going to ask if I'm hot?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:47:46 pm
What, are you going to ask if I'm hot?

Well............

So..........

Are you?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:47:53 pm
AFLAC Trivia:
Who has the highest post season batting average, min 75 PA.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 0 @ Astros 0 Top 4
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:49:12 pm
Schumaker:

called strike, bounced to Roy, 1 out.

Rasmus:

single to RF.

Pooholes:

ball, bounced to SS, Miggy gets the out at 1b.   2 outs, rasmus to 2b.

Ludwick:

called strike, ball(FB 96), fouled straight back, swinging strikeout, inning over.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:49:55 pm
What, are you going to ask if I'm hot?

And to be clear; I meant I had powers regarding the Astros.

I just re-read this and see you read it to mean I was threatening YOU with my powers.

Stupid internet.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:50:28 pm
Have I mentioned that Roy is STRAIGHT UP dealing?

38 pitches, 29 strikes.

Even though I have no powers, I can't seem to help myself... Better get some more chickens ready, Mr. Beard.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 07:51:04 pm
Have I mentioned that Roy is STRAIGHT UP dealing?

38 pitches, 29 strikes.

Even though I have no powers, I can't seem to help myself... Better get some more chickens ready, Mr. Beard.

I'm going to reiterate that you need to, chill the fuck out.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:52:36 pm
I also guarantee the Oswalt Inning in the 5th.

It won't be pretty.

Some of you will leave.

Some of you will complain.

Some of you will cease to believe.

We still win tonight.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:52:49 pm
AFLAC Trivia:
Who has the highest post season batting average, min 75 PA.

Lou Brock - .391
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: AtascAstro on July 22, 2009, 07:54:58 pm
your nipples sore?

A little, but that's just from anticipation of Alkie's super-awesomeness in the GZ.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:55:32 pm
A little, but that's just from anticipation of Alkie's super-awesomeness in the GZ.

I've been making nipples sore in this joint for a decade now.

Which is longer than the GZ has existed.

THAT, is super-awesomeness.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 0 @ Astros 0 Bot 4
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 07:55:41 pm
Kaz:

flies out to Rasmus, 1 out.

Miggy:

strike, strike, bounced to SS, 2 outs

Lee:

ball, ball, fouled away, single to RF.  

Blummer:

ball, strike, ball, flies out to ankiel, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 22, 2009, 07:56:01 pm
I once almost won a hottest blogger contest against the guy who writes Burnt Orange Nation, so I guess I'm easy on the eyes.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:57:09 pm
I once almost won a hottest blogger contest against the guy who writes Burnt Orange Nation, so I guess I'm easy on the eyes.

I have no shame.   And I would have never admitted this fact in public.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 22, 2009, 07:58:46 pm
I have no shame.   And I would have never admitted this fact in public.

Damn, I thought I was your type.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 07:59:14 pm
I also guarantee the Oswalt Inning in the 5th.

It won't be pretty.

Some of you will leave.

Some of you will complain.

Some of you will cease to believe.

We still win tonight.

i'm leaving, fucker.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 07:59:29 pm
I also guarantee the Oswalt Inning in the 5th.


Shudder
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 07:59:42 pm
Damn, I thought I was your type.

Oh, I'll fuck anything.  Except BatGirl.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 07:59:55 pm
I also guarantee the Oswalt Inning in the 5th.

It won't be pretty.

Some of you will leave.

Some of you will complain.

Some of you will cease to believe.

We still win tonight.

Fucker.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:00:17 pm
i'm leaving, fucker.

Underestimate me again, fools.

Do it.

We still win this game.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 1 @ Astros 0 Top 5
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:01:58 pm
Ankiel:

strike, strike, blooped to Kaz, 1 out.

Derosa:

homer to RF.   1-0 Co-ards.

Molina:

fouled away, tapped to tejada, 2 outs.

Ryan:

ball, single to CF.  

Carpenter:

called strike, strike, strikeout, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:03:11 pm
Now that that's over...

Would all you girls in the front row, streaming to the exits, like to return to your seats?

There it was, folks.  The Oswalt Inning for the night.  A solo shot.

Now then.

Let's get down to business, shall we?  

Astros win tonight.

Bitch be cool.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:04:16 pm
Lou Brock - .391

Well, if you knew the answer why did you ask the fucking question?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:04:33 pm
And might I add...I can't work with amateurs. 

Someone here pretend to know how this thing works, will ya?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:05:09 pm
oh, Hunter.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 08:05:38 pm
Underestimate me again, fools.

Do it.

We still win this game.

you better be right, or i'm taking a cab up town to beat the living shit out of you, and your mlb exec neighbor!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:05:41 pm
I hope this old lady just slaps this asshole.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:05:57 pm
oh, Hunter.

He likes to honor #7 every 7th AB.   There it was.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:06:02 pm
Well, if you knew the answer why did you ask the fucking question?

I didn't know the answer. They posted the answer in the next half-inning, so I shared.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:06:50 pm
you better be right, or i'm taking a cab up town to beat the living shit out of you, and your mlb exec neighbor!

Again.

Misestimate me again, fools.

I can see you have forgotten who you're dealing with here.

Bring it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:07:34 pm
Misestimate me again, fools.


I'd prefer to misremember you.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:08:34 pm
I'd prefer to misremember you.

No.

Please.

Let's not start explaining the jokes till at least the 8th inning.  Cool?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on July 22, 2009, 08:09:03 pm
Alright, Fonzie, I'll be cool.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:09:13 pm
No.

Please.

Let's not start explaining the jokes till at least the 8th inning.  Cool?

Cool.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:09:54 pm
Fucking Carpenter is filthy.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 08:10:16 pm
I'd prefer to misremember you.

How about we just dismember him?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:10:33 pm
So, like, it turns out, you know who is dealing?

Carp.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 1 @ Astros 0 Bot 5
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:10:55 pm
Pence:

strike, strike, ball, strikeout.  1 out.

Pudge:

strike, ball, ball, ball, walk.

Coste:

foul tip, ball, foul tip, ball, fouled back, strikeout. 2 outs.

Roy:

fouled back, grounder to SS, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 08:11:33 pm
Turn the card over.   Start fresh in the 6th.  I like it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jonbloozy on July 22, 2009, 08:13:51 pm

I can see you have forgotten who you're dealing with here.
                                                   Are your initials BBG?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:15:12 pm
PUDGE!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:15:37 pm
Sit down drunkard!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 08:16:01 pm
I'm pretty tired of all these little Clark Gable moustaches running on the bases. At least one of them got punched out there at 3rd. Let's throw out LaRussa while we're at it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:16:22 pm
Looked like he slid into the glove as Blum swiped it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 1 @ Astros 0 Top 6
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:17:15 pm
Schumaker

called strike, ball, double to LF.  

Rasmus:

bunted to pudge, who guns it down to 3b to get schumaker.   1 out.   cards arguing, boo-hoo.   rasmus at 1b.

Pooholes:

called strike, 6-4-3 DP.  Inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: SaltyParker on July 22, 2009, 08:18:14 pm
Blum's glove caught his LH finger tips before he hit the bag. Clearly out.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:19:24 pm
Blum's glove caught his LH finger tips before he hit the bag. Clearly out.

You gotta trust ole Salty! Hey, where's Hub Kittle!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:23:16 pm
Blum's glove caught his LH finger tips before he hit the bag. Clearly out.

Yep, could see it on one of the replays briefly (fingers appeared to get pushed back by the glove on the tag).
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:24:13 pm
drayton's birthday is today as well.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 1 @ Astros 1 Bot 6
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:28:19 pm
Bourn:

ball, ball, fouled back, fouled off, fouled off, ball, walk.  

Matsui:

throw over, ball(snap throw to 1b, bourn back safely), throw over, called strike, bunted to molina, sacrifice moves bourn to 2b.  

Tejada:

ball, ball, strike, infield hit for miggy(molina couldn't grab the swinging bunt).   bourn to 3b.  

Lee:

FC.   4-6 putout, but bourn scores.   1-1 game.   lee at first.

Blum:

ball, ball, throw over on Lee, bounced to Carpenter, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:29:38 pm
Lee hits an infield grounder, yet there is no DP.  Amazing!  Astros tie it up on a bunch of stuff that never left the infield. 

I'll take it though!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Savage on July 22, 2009, 08:39:26 pm
Fuck.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:39:49 pm
Damn, throw was there but Pudge lost it before he made the tag.  Shit!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:40:22 pm
Still a horseshit throw. Lee has no arm.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:41:02 pm
Still a horseshit throw. Lee has no arm.

The ball was there in time.  Pudge just dropped it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:42:06 pm
The throw wasn't perfect but it was plenty good enough.  Pudge dropped it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:42:35 pm
The ball was there in time.  Pudge just dropped it.

Yeah, but don't you think that evan an average arm nails him by ten feet?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:42:48 pm
Argh.  Dammit Bourn.  That throw could have been A LOT better.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:43:09 pm
Double fuck.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:43:38 pm
Bourn with a 3-hopper to the plate from shallow center.  Shit (again). 
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:43:45 pm
Yeah, but don't you think that evan an average arm nails him by ten feet?

Lee's arm nailed him by 2 feet.  The catcher still has to catch the ball.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 08:44:00 pm
Still a horseshit throw. Lee has no arm.
Now THAT was a horseshit throw by Bourn.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 1 Top 7
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:44:25 pm
Ludwick:

2-2 count, infield single.

Ankiel:

lined to SS, 1 out.

DeRosa:  

ball, ball, ball, called strike, called strike, walk.   ludwick to 2b, derosa to 1b.  

Molina:

ball, ball, ball, called strike, liner to LF.   Lee throws home, Pudge drops it.   2-1 cardinals.  runners on the corners.  

Ryan:

ball, fouled off, fouled off, ball, flied out to Bourn, terrible throw home, 3-1 cardinals.  molina to 2b.

Carpenter:

ball, deep flyout to Bourn, inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:44:37 pm
Argh.  Dammit Bourn.  That throw could have been A LOT better.

He just gripped that and threw it right into the ground.  So that's two runs the Cards had not business getting.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:46:25 pm
He just gripped that and threw it right into the ground.  So that's two runs the Cards had not business getting.

Just brutal.  That was a giveaway inning.

Astros have some serious work to do against Carpenter.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:48:14 pm
Pudge just missed it there...  Puma on deck to PH for Roy.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:49:18 pm
Pudge just missed it there...  Puma on deck to PH for Roy.

And here he is.  Big moment.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 08:49:31 pm
C'mon Puma!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:50:32 pm
The sacks are loaded!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:50:32 pm
Jeez, why don't you send Pudge there??????????????????????/
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:50:34 pm
Puma singles to load 'em up!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 08:51:05 pm
Man, Puma was walking gingerly down the steps.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:51:11 pm
Jeez, why don't you send Pudge there??????????????????????/

I'll have to see the replay, but I also was surprised at the station to station strategy.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:51:36 pm
Carpenter is carving Michael up right now.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:52:05 pm
I'll have to see the replay, but I also was surprised at the station to station strategy.


With one out?  I'm not sure what he was thinking.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 08:52:05 pm
Carpenter is carving Michael up right now.

No shit.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:53:09 pm
The hook to Bourn was nasty.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:53:13 pm
Carpenter looks like Robin Yount's dorky cousin with that mustache.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:53:49 pm
WHAT THE FUCK CLARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Anit on July 22, 2009, 08:54:01 pm
why is clark stopping him
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:54:07 pm
Yeah Kaz!

C'mon Clark! How many chances do you think they'll get?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 08:55:14 pm
Shitfuck.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 08:55:24 pm
Fuck fuck fuck.  What an annoying inning top and bottom.

But it's still a ballgame.  Two more cracks at it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 08:55:28 pm
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!

That's TWO runs Clark cost that inning.


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 2 Bot 7
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 08:55:52 pm
PENCE!!!!

bounced into the hole at SS, Ryan makes the play, 1 out.  

Pudge:

fouled back, double.      

Coste:

ball, single.     runners at 1b, and 2b.

Berkman(PHing for Oswalt):

sharp single to RF.   Bases Juiced for Bourn.  kata the pinch runner for berkman

Bourn:

strike, strike, fouled away, called strikeout.   2 outs.  

Matsui:

2-1 count, single.   1 run in, bases loaded.   don't get the baserunning here.  

Tejada:

ball, fly out to RF.  inning over.



Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 08:55:58 pm
Kaz got himself that pitch by laying off that first pitch that was way inside. If Bourn could have laid off that same pitch, he might seen something he could handle.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 08:56:56 pm
Two runs HH?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 08:59:59 pm
Two runs HH?

That first one's debatable, but the second one isn't.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:00:08 pm
Two runs HH?


Maybe not.  I guess Berkman probably wouldn't have gone to 2B on the throw home the way he's limping around.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 09:01:24 pm

Maybe not.  I guess Berkman probably wouldn't have gone to 2B on the throw home the way he's limping around.

Why was Berkman even still in the game?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:01:43 pm

Maybe not.  I guess Berkman probably wouldn't have gone to 2B on the throw home the way he's limping around.

that's where i thought you were going with that.  definitely no taking an extra base for berkman right now.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:01:52 pm
There's that grinning fool who blew through his budget getting rims and low profile tires for his piece of shit car. Cocksucker needs that last cold Coke out of the cooler so he can die in a flaming wreck while trying to find out if "It's ON" or not.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 09:01:57 pm

Maybe not.  I guess Berkman probably wouldn't have gone to 2B on the throw home the way he's limping around.

Didn't think about Berkman potentially getting to 2B there.  Now I see where the 2nd could have come from.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:02:01 pm
Why was Berkman even still in the game?

He was pinch hitting.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:02:30 pm
Why was Berkman even still in the game?

He had been removed for a pinch runner.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:02:54 pm
Why was Berkman even still in the game?

um, the play in question was his sharp single to RF.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:02:55 pm
Anyone else get a bad feeling about Hawkins facing Pujols here?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 09:03:04 pm
Why was Berkman even still in the game?

Because they don't allow 'courtesy runners' for pinch hitters in the majors...
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 2 Top 8
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:03:45 pm
Schumaker(Byrdak on):

called strike, called strike, smashed to blum, 1 out.

Rasmus:

strike, ball, flied out to Lee.  2 outs

Pooholes(Hawkins on):

strike, ball, ball, grounds out somewhere.   inning over.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 09:04:00 pm
Anyone else get a bad feeling about Hawkins facing Pujols here?

Very much so.  Glad to see my gut was off on that one.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 09:04:26 pm
I was referencing  the other AB. Obviously not Berkman's.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:05:14 pm
I was referencing  the other AB. Obviously not Berkman's.

kata was running for berkman.    berkman did not stay in after his single.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:07:36 pm
Didn't think about Berkman potentially getting to 2B there.  Now I see where the 2nd could have come from.

Under normal circumstances, you'd expect Coste to go to 3B and Berkman to 2B with one out and a play at the plate.  That means that even if they throw Pudge out, you should get two runs on the single by Matsui.  Maybe with Berkman being gimpy like that, I can see the logic on his hit.  But no way you don't send Coste on Matsui's single.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ty in Tampa on July 22, 2009, 09:08:12 pm
I'm blown away by MLB At Bat's TV for the iPhone on wireless. Holy shit! That is all.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 09:09:05 pm
kata was running for berkman.    berkman did not stay in after his single.

My bad.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 2 bot 8
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:09:40 pm
Lee:

ball, smash to short, 1 out.

Blum:

popped to SS, 2 outs.

PENCE!!!:

strike, ball, fouled back, ball, ball, fouled back, swinging strikeout.  inning over.  
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:09:45 pm
Carpenter's carved up Pence tonight too.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:10:21 pm
I'm blown away by MLB At Bat's TV for the iPhone on wireless. Holy shit! That is all.

english please.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:13:08 pm
I'm blown away by MLB At Bat's TV for the iPhone on wireless. Holy shit! That is all.

You want I should pass along a message to the guy who actually came up with that project and is in charge of it?   He's right here.

No joke.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 09:13:20 pm
Valverde in for the 9th.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:14:52 pm
You want I should pass along a message to the guy who actually came up with that project and is in charge of it?   He's right here.

No joke.

Does he work for Apple or MLB?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:15:09 pm
Does he work for Apple or MLB?

MLB.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:15:14 pm
You want I should pass along a message to the guy who actually came up with that project and is in charge of it?   He's right here.

No joke.

is he over again, enjoying a beer and tonight, some Stros baseball?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:16:23 pm
MLB.


Then he's a no-good cocksucker for blacking me out even though I live 600 fucking miles from the nearest Major League city.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:16:58 pm

Then he's a no-good cocksucker for blacking me out even though I live 600 fucking miles from the nearest Major League city.

He said "yes, that sucks.   Not my fault."
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:17:24 pm
is he over again, enjoying a beer and tonight, some Stros baseball?

No, he's on his balcony (he has a balcony; I have a terrace).   But I can yell at him.  He's right there.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 2 top 9
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:17:36 pm
Ludwick(valverde pitching):

0-2 count, ball, swinging strikeout

Ankiel:

single to center.

DeRosa:

called strike, strike, fouled back, swinging strikeout

Molina:

ball, strike, runner going, OUT.  inning over.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:18:31 pm
He said "yes, that sucks.   Not my fault."

Yeah well, I'm sure he's a peach of a guy, but his employer is on my shit list, in regards to his project.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 2 last chance
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:18:45 pm
Pudge, Coste, PH due up.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:19:16 pm
No, he's on his balcony (he has a balcony; I have a terrace).   But I can yell at him.  He's right there.

the difference between a balcony and a terrace is what, 100 sf?  i'm terribly unimpressed by mlb if they can't afford a terrace for every employee.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 09:19:31 pm
So, to summarize:

Bourn to 3rd with no outs in 1st, no run.
Pudge fails to catch Lee's throw to the plate, allowing who's-it to score when he would have been out. Also sets up...
Some cockduster scores from third on a shallow sac fly (which would have been the third out if the previous play at the plate had been made) to Bourn, who tries to destroy second base with his throw to the plate.
Clark decides that sending the runner with two outs is too risky; he'd rather gamble on getting another hit off Carpenter.

Those will be some meaty bones to chew on if this game stays where it is.

Of course, since we've all read Noe-sama's wise words, we'll take it all in stride.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:19:33 pm
Yeah well, I'm sure he's a peach of a guy, but his employer is on my shit list, in regards to his project.

Not his employer's fault either he says.

He's an ok guy.

For what it's worth, I get the feeling he's not feeling particularly satisfied as an exec for MLB.   Like in the greater sense.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:20:10 pm
Now that hair is just ridiculous.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 09:20:39 pm
I guess it takes a lot of face pube to cover up his ball chin.

Horrible, just horrible.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 09:21:31 pm
Now that hair is just ridiculous.

It's the antidote for all of those ridiculous moustaches.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:22:30 pm
the difference between a balcony and a terrace is what, 100 sf?  i'm terribly unimpressed by mlb if they can't afford a terrace for every employee.

I actually know the difference now.

A balcony is a thin outdoor space.  So like, it might be 60 by 4 (which his is), but it's still a balcony because it's only 4 feet of space outward.

A terrace is a larger flat, more open space, like a rooftop.   We have a wraparound deal where it's what would-be a balcony on one side, but the other side is a 12x40 open space.   

Turns out the major difference in NY is....I can have a grill legally on a terrace, not on a balcony.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ty in Tampa on July 22, 2009, 09:22:41 pm
You want I should pass along a message to the guy who actually came up with that project and is in charge of it?   He's right here.

No joke.

Sure, pass it on. If he can do anything about battery life, he'd be my hero.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:22:53 pm
Does he really look at himself in the mirror and think, "Man. I look BITCHIN."
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:22:54 pm
Not his employer's fault either he says.

Then just who the fuck is to blame?


Quote
For what it's worth, I get the feeling he's not feeling particularly satisfied as an exec for MLB.   Like in the greater sense.


Cause he works for  no-good cocksuckers.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:24:38 pm
Then just who the fuck is to blame?

Owners.   Territorial rights are all thanks to the franchise owners.

Quote
Cause he works for  no-good cocksuckers.

He's well aware.   We had a long talk about that the other night.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 2 last chance
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:24:42 pm
Pudge:

called strike, ball, fouled back, single to CF.  

Coste:

called strike, throw over to 1b(no play), bunted foul, double by Coste.   TIE GAME.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 09:24:54 pm
CHRIS FRIGGIN' COSTE!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:24:55 pm
If you can't bunt ... HIT!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:24:59 pm
Take a fucking bow, Chris Coste!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: SaltyParker on July 22, 2009, 09:25:17 pm
Coste comes through
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:25:35 pm
Doubt me again, bitches.   

Do it.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Anit on July 22, 2009, 09:25:53 pm
oh that was beautiful
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 09:26:06 pm
Sweet! Is Keppinger bunting here?
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:26:17 pm
Coste comes through


now bunt him over coop.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:26:20 pm
Owners.   Territorial rights are all thanks to the franchise owners.

The owners ARE MLB.  If you work for MLB, you ultimately work for the owners.

Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 09:26:25 pm
Doubt me again, bitches.   

Do it.
<speechless>
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:26:30 pm
It'd be so nice to grab another one away from this gang of slapdicks.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:26:42 pm
Sweet! Is Keppinger bunting here?


He fuckin better be!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: SaltyParker on July 22, 2009, 09:26:53 pm
It would be a good time for a pinch runner
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:27:08 pm
Doubt me again, bitches.  

Do it.

I doubt you.  I told myself that if the Astros can win this game, I will take a break from work and pull out the bottle of crown I keep in my desk.

I'm way too responsible for that to actually work.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: AtascAstro on July 22, 2009, 09:27:19 pm
I think I might just have to get Coste to sign my boy's game ticket!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Co-ards 3 Astros 3, Coste on 2b, no out
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:27:23 pm
Coste at 2b

Keppinger:

called strike, smash to LF, runners on the corners, no outs.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:27:31 pm
The owners ARE MLB.  If you work for MLB, you ultimately work for the owners.

Well, he works for MLB.   Not the owners.   And it's definitely not directly the same thing, although I get your philosophical point.

He isn't paid by the owners of MLB franchises and he certainly doesn't work under them.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 09:27:42 pm
Pulled the bat back and let it rip.  AWESOME!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Co-ards 3 Astros 3, Coste 3b, kepp 1b
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:29:01 pm
Coste at 3b, kepp at 1b, bourn up, no outs

bourn:

called strike, ball, popped up shallow left, 1 out.  
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:29:08 pm
OUCH....that fuckin' hurt

Gotta hit that ball on the ground.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:29:31 pm
Dammit Michael.  Two bad ABs in a row.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:29:53 pm
Squeeze it!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:30:10 pm
Still a lot of ways to score off this slapdick billygoat.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:30:51 pm
Squeeze it!


I'm thinkin the same thing.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:31:25 pm
Mother fuck. That was not one of the ways. Son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:31:28 pm
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE SLIDE!!!!!!



ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:31:40 pm
I can't believe they didn't go for 2 there.

Coste is not quick.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: SaltyParker on July 22, 2009, 09:31:58 pm
Squeeze it!
Thats why I wish we had some speed on the bench for these situations. Someone like Abercrombie could be used as a pinch runner.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:32:22 pm
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE SLIDE!!!!!!



ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

The slide is more likely to pop a ball loose than slowly running into him.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: roadrunner on July 22, 2009, 09:32:43 pm
Who's up?  My gamecast sucks.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:32:49 pm
Thats why I wish we had some speed on the bench for these situations. Someone like Abercrombie could be used as a pinch runner.

You don't need speed for a squeeze.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:32:59 pm
Who's up?  My gamecast sucks.

tejada.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:33:05 pm
Thats why I wish we had some speed on the bench for these situations. Someone like Abercrombie could be used as a pinch runner.

you don't need speed to score on a well executed squeeze.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:33:11 pm
I can't believe they didn't go for 2 there.

Coste is not quick.

Especially when you jog down the line.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:33:14 pm
Who's up?  My gamecast sucks.

Tejada.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 22, 2009, 09:33:50 pm
Be ready to hit here 2-2 Miggy...
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:34:15 pm
You don't need speed for a squeeze.

jinx.  fucking scooped by half a minute.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:35:00 pm
Coste on 3rd, keppinger at 1b, 1 out

Matsui:

called strike, bullet to 2nd, coste out at the plate(didn't slide).   2 outs, kepp at 2b, matsui at 1b, tejada up.

Tejada:

called strike, ball, fouled away, ball, fouled away, single LF, TEJADA WINS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: OregonStrosFan on July 22, 2009, 09:35:13 pm
Miggy.  Friggin AWESOME SWEEP OF THE CARDINALS.


AWESOME!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Rebel Jew on July 22, 2009, 09:35:13 pm


fuck yeah!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:35:14 pm
Fuck YEAH!

Well done, Alkie.  I'm taking a drinking break.  Awesome.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:35:19 pm
SWEEP! Fuck you, Co-ards!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 09:35:26 pm
Yahoo!!!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: T. J. on July 22, 2009, 09:35:31 pm
Sweep!  Sweet!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 09:35:36 pm
I BELIEVE!! I BELIEVE!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:35:36 pm
ALKIE WINS!!!  ALKIE WINS!!!

Everyone who was here in the 4th inning may line the fuck up and kiss my royal papal ass.

Fuck with me again and you get burned.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals 3 @ Astros 4 Final
Post by: DVauthrin on July 22, 2009, 09:36:01 pm
ASTROS SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: austro on July 22, 2009, 09:36:09 pm
Miggy! How sweep it is!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:36:29 pm
ALKIE WINS!!!  ALKIE WINS!!!

Everyone who was here in the 4th inning may line the fuck up and kiss my royal papal ass.

Fuck with me again and you get burned.

If fucking with you gets the Stros wins, I'm going to continue doing it.

Great series!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: matadorph on July 22, 2009, 09:36:42 pm
Fuck you ESPN!!!

Assstroooooos!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: roadrunner on July 22, 2009, 09:37:08 pm
Awesome.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: SaltyParker on July 22, 2009, 09:37:22 pm
you don't need speed to score on a well executed squeeze.
True, but a speedy runner would have scored instead of Coste on that play at the plate. Especially someone who knows how to slide. Didn't matter anyway.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Bench on July 22, 2009, 09:37:44 pm
True, but a speedy runner would have scored instead of Coste on that play at the plate. Especially someone who knows how to slide. Didn't matter anyway.

That is true.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:38:09 pm
If fucking with you gets the Stros wins, I'm going to continue doing it.

Your fucking with had nothing to do with it, my good man.

I came, I caught, I cankered.

Hi.  I'm Alkie.  Maybe you know me.  I may not live in the GZ anymore, but I own the place.   Feel free to stick around for awhile.  You might learn something.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: AtascAstro on July 22, 2009, 09:39:29 pm
Woohoo, now that's the kinda game you tell your kid about!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:39:40 pm
Your fucking with had nothing to do with it, my good man.

I came, I caught, I cankered.

Hi.  I'm Alkie.  Maybe you know me.  I may not live in the GZ anymore, but I own the place.   Feel free to stick around for awhile.  You might learn something.

well, see you tomorrow night then Alkie.  I expect some more magic!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: jmontessi on July 22, 2009, 09:40:28 pm
Well done Alkie.

Great game by Roy.
Great game by Carp.

Big win for the home team.

Sweep of the Co-ards.

Sweet indeed.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:40:34 pm
1 game out at the end of the night.   I guarantee it.

7:29pm Central.

You don't fuck with TehAlkie.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:40:42 pm
well, see you tomorrow night then Alkie.  I expect some more magic!

Off day tomorrow, Hondo.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ty in Tampa on July 22, 2009, 09:41:12 pm
I watched the last 2 innings crystal clear on my iPhone. It was beautiful. Alkie, tell your MLB guy he's a God. So is Miggy!!!
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 22, 2009, 09:42:03 pm
well, see you tomorrow night then Alkie.  I expect some more magic!

Don't pump him up. Fuck you Alkie.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:42:25 pm
Off day tomorrow, Hondo.

what, i can't hang out here on an off day? 

fuck, gotta figure out something to do tomorrow night.....
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Russe on July 22, 2009, 09:43:04 pm
Comcast has a free preview of MLB Extra Innings going on, so I actually got watch this.

And I gotta say, their timing couldn't have been better. Great game, great series.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Alkie on July 22, 2009, 09:43:23 pm
what, i can't hang out here on an off day? 

fuck, gotta figure out something to do tomorrow night.....

Beer terrace.  MLB execs.  You bring the CW.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: Ron Brand on July 22, 2009, 09:43:49 pm
what, i can't hang out here on an off day? 

fuck, gotta figure out something to do tomorrow night.....

You can hang out all you want, but you'll be lonely if you're hanging out in the GZ.
Title: Re: Gwendolyn Evette Leach's Birthday!! Cardinals @ Astros 7/22/09
Post by: rifraft on July 22, 2009, 09:47:39 pm
Beer terrace.  MLB execs.  You bring the CW.

Just asked the wife, she told me we are going to The Modern (The Bar Room) for dinner tomorrow.  I love when she makes plans for off days.