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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 03:39:23 pm »
Abad pitching!  It's On!  Root! Root! Root!  ASTROWOLVERINES!
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 04:57:27 pm »
Cue the Jordan Shafer jokes in 3...2...1... GO (Levine via Twitter):

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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 05:57:12 pm »
Astros Lineup:

J. Altuve, 2B
2. J. Lowrie, SS
3. J. Martinez, LF
4. J. Maxwell, CF
5. M. Dominguez, 3B
6. B. Laird, 1B
7. C. Snyder, C
8. B. Barnes, RF
9. F. Abad, P

FTC Lineup:

1. J. Mather, CF
2. D. Barney, 2B
3. S. Castro, SS
4. A. Soriano, LF
5. W. Castillo, C
6. J. Vitters, 3B
7. D. Sappelt, RF
8. A. Recker, 1B
9. T. Wood, P
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 06:03:25 pm »
And in other news... the Tri-City ValleyCats are playing for the NYPL Championship tonight ('Cats lead the best 2 of 3 series 1-0).  Aaron West is on the hill for the Tri-City tonight, and you can check out his current line here: Box Score LINK; or listen here: Audio LINK.

At the end of 4 innings, the 'Cats lead the Renegades 1-0.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 06:29:37 pm »
'Cats get a run in T5.  End 5: TCV 2, HV 0

You can check out Aaron West's current pitching line line here: Box Score LINK; or listen here: Audio LINK.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2012, 06:46:51 pm »
West's perfecto and no-hit bid broken up in B6 with an error and a base hit and score 2 runs in the inning (its a Championship Game, I was entitled to be a tad excited about a possible perfecto to win the Championship...).  Anyway... End 6: TCV 2, HV 2
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2012, 07:43:19 pm »
HV scored 3 in B8 and beat the ValleyCats 5-2.  Winner-take-all game 3 tomorrow night.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2012, 07:45:05 pm »
HV scored 3 in B8 and beat the ValleyCats 5-2.  Winner-take-all game 3 tomorrow night.

Shitfick. Meanwhile, the parent club is losing to the FTC 1-0. Where is everyone tonight?
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2012, 08:00:15 pm »
Shitfick. Meanwhile, the parent club is losing to the FTC 1-0. Where is everyone tonight?

I was looking for the Valley Cats' thread but I didn't know it was here.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2012, 08:03:37 pm »
I just drove from one job to the other, about ten minutes. Not once have DoRay mentioned the score, the inning, anything like that until just now as the inning ends. All bullshit from them about the mascot, some other crap I tuned out, and then a hurried play call as the inning ended.

Please, please lose them in the off season. Please.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2012, 08:07:04 pm »
That's just got to be so fucking annoying.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2012, 08:09:42 pm »
Larry Dierker now on the DoRay show speaking words of truth.   "Young guys trying to make hero plays instead of veterans making veteran plays"

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2012, 08:10:22 pm »
My new job just tricked me out an ipad with a keyboard. This is sweet!
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2012, 08:11:05 pm »
My new job just tricked me out an ipad with a keyboard. This is sweet!

I'll take my MacBook Air over that setup..   But then again, I had to pay for my Air...

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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2012, 08:12:27 pm »
About to get Fick'd...

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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2012, 08:15:37 pm »
I'll take my MacBook Air over that setup..   But then again, I had to pay for my Air...

I like my price far better. But I have no doubt that the MacBook Air rocks.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2012, 08:16:24 pm »
Fick got a strikeout to get out of Abad's mess.   

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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2012, 08:17:07 pm »
I like my price far better. But I have no doubt that the MacBook Air rocks.

Never turn down free...

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2012, 08:19:23 pm »
Never turn down free...

I'm still getting used to working again after almost six years without a job, but I love this job and get there early every day.
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2012, 08:22:13 pm »
I'm still getting used to working again after almost six years without a job, but I love this job and get there early every day.

That's awesome, number one to have a job after 6 years, and number 2, to love it!

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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2012, 08:27:36 pm »
Fick mowing down the FTC.   Oh, and FUB for preventing me from watching this game.

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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2012, 08:28:25 pm »
Fick mowing down the FTC.   Oh, and FUB for preventing me from watching this game.

You can't get this in Iowa?
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2012, 08:35:31 pm »
Maxwell gets a hit. Thanks for the Dierker alert.
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« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2012, 08:44:37 pm »
You can't get this in Iowa?
Nope.  Never mind that Chicago is 5 hours away from me.  Nor that they are playing in Houston.

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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2012, 08:48:52 pm »
I'm still getting used to working again after almost six years without a job, but I love this job and get there early every day.

Sort of like you used to do here in the game zone.
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« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2012, 08:54:02 pm »
Sort of like you used to do here in the game zone.

Practice for the paying gig.
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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2012, 08:59:14 pm »
Sort of like you used to do here in the game zone.

And will again, Chuck.
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« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2012, 09:03:18 pm »
Practice for the paying gig.

The difference there is that, unlike here, I have to know what I'm talking about.
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« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2012, 09:14:34 pm »
The difference there is that, unlike here, I have to know what I'm talking about.

And I'm sure there that you do.

Sorry.  I couldn't resist.
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« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2012, 09:20:47 pm »
And I'm sure there that you do.

Sorry.  I couldn't resist.

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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2012, 09:25:29 pm »
Another day; another earnie off of the Angel of Doom. Will he end up with a 6 ERA? The odds must be even money. It takes some luck and a certain lack of skill to go 1-10 out of the bully.
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Re: They shoot last place teams, don't they? 9/12/12
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2012, 09:27:30 pm »
Well, that puts a fucking cherry on top: Storey takes a liner off the right side of the noggin. They're checking the cheek/jaw area on the right side of his face.
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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2012, 09:39:31 pm »
Well, that puts a fucking cherry on top: Storey takes a liner off the right side of the noggin. They're checking the cheek/jaw area on the right side of his face.

That's scary business.
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« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2012, 09:49:34 pm »
There was a tweet that it came off his shoulder first, so that should've helped some.
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2012, 09:58:56 pm »
There was a tweet that it came off his shoulder first, so that should've helped some.

DoRay was saying the replay showed it coming off his shoulder first

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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2012, 10:05:30 pm »
It glanced off his shoulder, but that didn't slow it down much.

What are the odds that JD will work his way out of this 0-2 count?
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« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2012, 10:07:40 pm »
It's a good day.  My stay in NJ was cut short by two months, and I get to go home and watch NL baseball again.  Praise be to <redacted>
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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2012, 10:10:05 pm »
It's a good day.  My stay in NJ was cut short by two months, and I get to go home and watch NL baseball again.  Praise be to <redacted>

Good for you. Being away from home sucks.
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« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2012, 10:11:49 pm »
Good for you. Being away from home sucks.

Yes it does.  My little girl started walking while I've been here.  Can't wait to see it in person.
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« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2012, 10:31:23 pm »
Blargh. Fuck the Cubs.
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