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#AstrosTeamMeeting
« on: July 06, 2011, 04:38:43 pm »
The Astros closed door team meeting has reached the 1 hour mark.  Speculation about the #AstrosTeamMeeting abounds... (via Twitter):

@AstroBrit "We have actual footage of the #AstrosTeamMeeting youtu.be/3Tx8jnndMes "

@AstrosCounty "'Ed, I think you know our old friend, Shawn Chacon...' #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@Gizzmonic "If you're going to attempt suicide, don't lie down on the tracks. The train only moves when we hit a home run. #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@HouCounterplot "The #Astros had a scout at 'Kids Run The Bases Day.' #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@peteinhou "'The League has decided to punish Frank McCourt by awarding him control of our franchise.' #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@AGAME_ "For our new hitting coach we're bringing in someone who knows how to hit. Join me in welcoming entertainer Chris Brown. #AstrosTeamMeeting"
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 04:43:17 pm by OregonStrosFan »
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Re: #AstrosTeamMeeting
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 04:42:24 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 06, 2011, 04:38:43 pm
@Gizzmonic "If you're going to attempt suicide, don't lie down on the tracks. The train only moves when we hit a home run. #AstrosTeamMeeting"

Brilliant. 
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Re: #AstrosTeamMeeting
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 04:42:53 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 06, 2011, 04:38:43 pm
@Gizzmonic "If you're going to attempt suicide, don't lie down on the tracks. The train only moves when we hit a home run. #AstrosTeamMeeting"

Ho. Lee.  Shit.
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Re: #AstrosTeamMeeting
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 04:45:35 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 06, 2011, 04:38:43 pm
@Gizzmonic "If you're going to attempt suicide, don't lie down on the tracks. The train only moves when we hit a home run. #AstrosTeamMeeting"
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Re: #AstrosTeamMeeting
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 05:57:10 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 06, 2011, 04:38:43 pm

@Gizzmonic "If you're going to attempt suicide, don't lie down on the tracks. The train only moves when we hit a home run. #AstrosTeamMeeting"


Wish this could be nominated.
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Re: #AstrosTeamMeeting
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 10:13:05 am »
why can't it be nominated? C'mon guys, just 'cause I'm moving and my internet access is sketchy! Damn.
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