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Title: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 04, 2016, 10:25:57 am
Your lineups for today's holiday matinee:

Sea Fucks

CFLeonys Martin (L)
LFSeth Smith (L)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
RFNelson Cruz (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
1BDae-Ho Lee (R)
DHAdam Lind (L)
CMike Zunino (R)
SSKetel Marte (S)

SEA: Wade Miley (L)  (6-4, 5.58)

Astros

RF George Springer (R)
1B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Lance McCullers (R)  (3-2, 3.91)
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: austro on July 04, 2016, 01:19:54 pm
I think that Leonys Martin just wrapped up the bonehead play of the day right there.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:19:59 pm
T1:

Martin with a stand up triple on a 1-2 hanging change up...over Gomez's head as he takes his usual horrible route to the ball
Smith strikes out looking
Cano...career .500 hitter against LMJ...strikes out swinging on a ball in the dirt...Castro to 1B to complete the strikeout, Martin inexplicably tries to score, and jogs into the 3-1 double plat at the plate.  Strange.

No score.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:20:27 pm
I think that Leonys Martin just wrapped up the bonehead play of the day right there.

Hard to imagine a worse one.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: MRaup on July 04, 2016, 01:20:48 pm
Astros turn the ol' 2-3-1 double play to get out of a first inning jam. That was a special kind of stupid.   
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:22:17 pm
Astros turn the ol' 2-3-1 double play to get out of a first inning jam. That was a special kind of stupid.

Servais came out to argue that McCullers was blocking the plate without the ball. 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: jbm on July 04, 2016, 01:24:05 pm
Altuve must of taught Cano that technique. Caught a break there.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:31:49 pm
B1:

Springer doubles off the LCF wall...close play at 2B, but gets in there
Marwin singles to LF, Springer to 3B
Altuve...667 hitter against Miley...scalds a line drive that almost knocks the SS over, but is caught for an out
Correa walks, Marwin to 2B
Valbuena sac fly F8 to deep CF, Springer scores, Marwin to 3B
Gomez lines out to LF on the first pitch

Balls blistered all over the yard and the Astros grab a 1-0 lead.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Tom Servo on July 04, 2016, 01:33:20 pm
And Ashby criticized Correa for drawing a walk. 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: austro on July 04, 2016, 01:38:11 pm
McCullers is up with everything. He's going to get his brains beat out if he doesn't get that sorted out.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:40:56 pm
And Ashby criticized Correa for drawing a walk.

He actually had a point. 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:41:19 pm
T2:

Cruz grounds out 6-3
Seager hits one down the RF line, dumbass fans interfere, and it's ruled a double
Lee hammers one to the RCF gap, legs it into a single...Seagar scores
Lind strikes out looking
Zunino grounds out 4-3

1-1
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Tom Servo on July 04, 2016, 01:42:03 pm
He actually had a point.

Explain.  He should swing at balls out of the strike zone? 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:48:38 pm
B2:

Rasmus grounds out 4-3
Gattis walks
Castro grounds into 3U-6 double play

1-1
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:49:22 pm
Explain.  He should swing at balls out of the strike zone?

He was just commenting about your cleanup hitter working the count with a runner on 3B and less than 2 out.  Correa took a strike and several other close pitches.  His point was that Correa is up there to drive that run in.  Not suggesting that Correa should would flailing wildly, but Ashby was not necessarily off point either. 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Tom Servo on July 04, 2016, 01:55:25 pm
He was just commenting about your cleanup hitter working the count with a runner on 3B and less than 2 out.  Correa took a strike and several other close pitches.  His point was that Correa is up there to drive that run in.  Not suggesting that Correa should would flailing wildly, but Ashby was not necessarily off point either.

I understand what you're saying, but guess I'm just so damn sick of hearing it every time he comes to the plate.  Plus, I think if Correa swings at a ball off the plate and pops up, I'm sure there would be comments about that as well. 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:55:34 pm
T3:

Marte strikes out swinging
Martin strikes out swinging
Smith strikes out swinging

1-1
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 01:56:49 pm
I understand what you're saying, but guess I'm just so damn sick of hearing it every time he comes to the plate.  Plus, I think if Correa swings at a ball off the plate and pops up, I'm sure there would be comments about that as well.

Understood.  And I'm no Ashby apologist.  But lack of situational aggressiveness is not an unfair criticism of Correa.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:02:57 pm
B3:

Springer grounds out 6-3
Marwin strikes out swinging
Altuve taps one towards 3B, Seager can't make the barehanded pickup...infield single
Correa lines out to RF on a sliding grab by Cruz

1-1 after three
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:10:34 pm
T4:

Cano grounds out 3U
Cruz strikes out swinging
Seagar flies out F8

1-1 still
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: chuck on July 04, 2016, 02:12:00 pm
These are not my favorite 4th of July caps of all time.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:14:13 pm
These are not my favorite 4th of July caps of all time.

+1
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:15:44 pm
T4:

Valbuena bunts against the shift for a single
Gomez grounds into FC on the first pitch, Valbuena out 4-6
Rasmus lines one to 2B, Gomez doubled off of 1B

1-1
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Tom Servo on July 04, 2016, 02:16:26 pm
T4:

Valbuena bunts against the shift for a single
Gomez grounds into FC on the first pitch, Valbuena out 4-6
Rasmus lines one to 2B, Gomez doubled off of 1B

1-1

Not getting much luck with the hard hit balls today.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:17:27 pm
Not getting much luck with the hard hit balls today.

No kidding.  The Astros have smoked some balls today, but right at people.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:21:53 pm
T5:

Lee strikes out swinging
Lind strikes out swinging
Zunino flies out F9 on the first pitch

1-1 game still
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:26:46 pm
Springer Dinger!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: hostros7 on July 04, 2016, 02:27:06 pm
Springer parks one!


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Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: WVastro on July 04, 2016, 02:27:41 pm
Purdy swing by Springer!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: jbm on July 04, 2016, 02:27:56 pm
Ain't catching that one.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: WVastro on July 04, 2016, 02:29:41 pm
Vacationing in Portland OR. and I got upset when I realized I was blocked from watching the game due to the proximity to Seattle. Found it on a tv and I don't have to listen to ashby! Life is good.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:29:54 pm
B5:

Gattis grounds out 4-3
Castro grounds out 3U
Springer homers to LCF
Marwin with a rulebook double down the RF line
Altuve grounds out 5-3

Astros grab a 2-1 lead
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: hostros7 on July 04, 2016, 02:34:35 pm
The sound of the crack of the bat when Springer squares up to one is one of the loudest I can remember, although I'm sure stadium broadcasting acoustics have improved.


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Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:36:22 pm
T6:

Marte bounces back to the mound...McCullers almost throws it into RF, but gets the 1-3 out
Martin grounds out 3U
Smith strikes out swinging

2-1 Astros
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:42:11 pm
B6:

Correa lines out to LF on the first pitch
Valbuena taps in front of the plate...out 2-3
Gomez reaches on E4...now strangely ruled a single...home scoring
Rasmus grounds out 3U...ball clearly foul, but Hinch refusing to challenge

2-1 Astros
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 04, 2016, 02:42:30 pm
The sound of the crack of the bat when Springer squares up to one is one of the loudest I can remember, although I'm sure stadium broadcasting acoustics have improved.
I wasn't looking at the television, heard the crack and knew it was likely gone.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 04, 2016, 02:47:27 pm
Dae-ho Lee is a huge Korean. He makes J.R. Reed look just a little above average size.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:49:10 pm
M's have bases juiced with nobody out in the 7th...
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: WVastro on July 04, 2016, 02:49:27 pm
McCullers has made a nice mess this inning....
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 04, 2016, 02:50:53 pm
Sweet!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: WVastro on July 04, 2016, 02:51:13 pm
That helps but not out of the woods yet.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:52:26 pm
T7:

Cano singles to CF on the first pitch
Cruz...3-0...walks on four pitches, none of them within two feet of the plate.  Cano to 2B
Seager singles to LF, Cano to 3B, Cruz to 2B
Lee grounds into 1-2-3 double play, Cano out at the plate, Cruz to 3B, Seager to 2B
Lind flies out F7

What a job by McCullers...

At the stretch...2-1 Astros
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Tom Servo on July 04, 2016, 02:52:40 pm
Nice job, Lance!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: WVastro on July 04, 2016, 02:52:45 pm
Yikes. Off the bat I thought that was an excuse me two run double.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 04, 2016, 02:53:14 pm
I love a 1-2-3 DP.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 02:54:28 pm
I love a 1-2-3 DP.

*Zing*!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: austro on July 04, 2016, 02:58:31 pm
Some of McCullers' sliders were devastating. Some of them were spinners in the middle of the plate, too, but when he unleashes a good one, it's unhittable.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:02:00 pm
B7:

Gattis pops out F6
Castro...3-0...takes strike one...takes strike two...takes strike three

That's all for Miley...Wilhelmsen in...Miley pissed, yells "FUCK"

Springer grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch

2-1 Astros still
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:07:51 pm
T8:

Gregersonin...

Zunino strikes out looking
Marte grounds out 4-3
Martin grounds out 4-3 on the first pitch

quick 1,2,3 8th...Astros still up 2-1
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: austro on July 04, 2016, 03:17:05 pm
I'd sure like to have a 2-run lead when Cano comes up next inning.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:27:43 pm
Astros have bases loaded, two out in the 8th...
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:29:24 pm
B8:

Marwin flies out F7
Altuve dribbles one in front of the plate, Wilhelmsen fields it but can't get Altuve...20-ft infield single
Correa...full count...pops out F5 in foul ground

Wilhellmsen out...Rollins in

Valbuena...full count...walks, Altuve to 2B
Wild pitch...Altuve to 3B, Valbuena to 2B
Gomez intentionally walked
Rasmus...3-0...3-1...grounds out 4-3 at a pitch in the dirt

Astros leave the bases loaded...head to the 9th, clinging to a 2-1 lead

Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:30:13 pm
Colby took a cookie on 3-0 then swung at ball four.  Ouch.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: austro on July 04, 2016, 03:31:42 pm
Colby took a cookie on 3-0 then swung at ball four.  Ouch.

I was ok with the take on the 3-0 pitch, but swinging at that 3-1 pitch did the M's a real favor.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:35:10 pm
I was ok with the take on the 3-0 pitch, but swinging at that 3-1 pitch did the M's a real favor.

With the bases loaded and a lead in the 8th like that, I think your approach should be the same 3-0 and 3-1.  If you get your pitch 3-0, I'm ok with taking a whack at it.  But you should be just as selective 3-1.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Jacksonian on July 04, 2016, 03:37:15 pm
With the bases loaded and a lead in the 8th like that, I think your approach should be the same 3-0 and 3-1.  If you get your pitch 3-0, I'm ok with taking a whack at it.  But you should be just as selective 3-1.

This, all day long.  Colby's got to control himself better.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:39:11 pm
T9:

Harris in to try to close it out...

Smith...works the count full...grounds out 3-1
Cano strikes out swinging
Cruz flies out F9 at the wall

Astros win 2-1!!!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: hostros7 on July 04, 2016, 03:39:20 pm
Phew, nice win


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Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: austro on July 04, 2016, 03:39:22 pm
Well, that was just a bit exciting.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Tom Servo on July 04, 2016, 03:39:45 pm
Heart stopped for a sec... nice win.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: jbm on July 04, 2016, 03:41:25 pm
Phew, nice win


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Nice way to break the mini skid.

Why do some fans leave before the last out?  Like leaving a movie before the final scene.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: HudsonHawk on July 04, 2016, 03:42:23 pm
Nice crisp holiday game...2 1/2 hours, and the 9th took 30 minutes.  Good baseball game. 
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: WVastro on July 04, 2016, 03:42:45 pm
Good win! Have a great fourth everyone!
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: JimR on July 05, 2016, 09:03:23 am
These are not my favorite 4th of July caps of all time.

I hated them.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: chuck on July 05, 2016, 10:10:34 am
I hated them.

That is my feeling as well but my sensibilities are a touch too refined to be inclined to be quite so explicit in public opinion.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: JimR on July 05, 2016, 10:23:44 am
That is my feeling as well but my sensibilities are a touch too refined to be inclined to be quite so explicit in public opinion.

yes. I have always admired that about you.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 05, 2016, 10:45:17 am
If they win wearing them, I love the special occasion caps, if they lose, I fucking hate them.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: MusicMan on July 05, 2016, 02:23:37 pm
That is my feeling as well but my sensibilities are a touch too refined to be inclined to be quite so explicit in public opinion.

I hated them too.

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!


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Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 05, 2016, 02:34:46 pm
I hated them too.

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!


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God damnit, I hope so. Maybe it's just old age, but I really like peace in the valley, especially when it comes to two men for whom I have considerable respect. Ten years ago, not so much on the peace side. But that was then and this is now.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: juliogotay on July 05, 2016, 02:44:39 pm
God damnit, I hope so. Maybe it's just old age, but I really like peace in the valley, especially when it comes to two men for whom I have considerable respect. Ten years ago, not so much on the peace side. But that was then and this is now.

I'm glad that you have found a better place.
Title: Re: Sea Fucks @ Astros Fourth of July 2016
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 05, 2016, 02:51:44 pm
I'm glad that you have found a better place.

Me too. I'm reminded of Hank Williams' song that he recorded under the alias Luke the Drifter called I've Been Down That Road Before, where a former pain-in-the-ass takes up peace and quiet and encourages all others similarly situated to give it a try. You all personally witnessed my melt down about ten years ago at this time. It was a very hard fall, but life is so much better now that I lived to come through the other side. And I've been able to help some people here too who wrested with similar demons. That, and the fact that this website has become part of me, keeps me coming back, living life one day at a time. I love life today. Ten years ago, I didn't.