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Navin R Johnson

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Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:53:09 pm »
He is the new Mattress Mac/Brown Hand Center/Robert Tilton

Looks like a cross between Billy Ripken, Brad Mills, Billy Corgan and one of the lizard people from V.   Now he is advertising Duck Dynasty week in the Woodlands.  What a fucking circus.

For those who don't watch the Rockets, get ready for a steady stream of this charlatan come baseball season. 
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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2015, 09:47:27 pm »
But I like Mattress Mac. Just because he buys a lot of air time doesn't make him a piece of shit like those other clowns.
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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2015, 10:09:36 pm »
To be clear I don't know the guy, he might be a swell person.  My post was more meant to comment on the sheer volume you can expect to see this guy.  And that he is oddly creepy.



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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2015, 06:11:45 am »
I don't know Kerry Shook from Jack but I doubt he's the charlatan this guy was/is.
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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2015, 09:17:20 am »
Mattress Mac is someone you should never take to vegas
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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2015, 12:03:52 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 09, 2015, 06:11:45 am
I don't know Kerry Shook from Jack but I doubt he's the charlatan this guy was/is.

Yeah, that guy takes/steals the cake.

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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2015, 02:12:29 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on February 08, 2015, 09:47:27 pm
But I like Mattress Mac. Just because he buys a lot of air time doesn't make him a piece of shit like those other clowns.

Both times I've seen/met Mattress Mac he's been a world class jerk.  Shook just looks like Billy Corgan's yuppie older brother.
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Re: Kerry Shook and Woodlands Church
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2015, 03:15:46 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on February 08, 2015, 08:53:09 pm
He is the new Mattress Mac/Brown Hand Center/Robert Tilton

Looks like a cross between Billy Ripken, Brad Mills, Billy Corgan and one of the lizard people from V.   Now he is advertising Duck Dynasty week in the Woodlands.  What a fucking circus.

For those who don't watch the Rockets, get ready for a steady stream of this charlatan come baseball season. 
He's replacing Sasquatch. I guess people have quit messing with him
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