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Navin R Johnson

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JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« on: March 12, 2008, 07:55:24 pm »
http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2008/03/im_on_assigbmen.html

"To my buds at Orangewhoopass.com, I must tell you that I've voted for the Hall of Fame the last two elections."
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 07:56:13 pm »
"My only hope is that I live up to the standards held by Noe from Austin, Bill Holmes, My dear bud Linda, Joel B, and all my other favorite baseball philosophers."  -jjo
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 08:01:24 pm »
"My only hope is that I live up to the standards held by Noe from Austin, Bill Holmes, My dear bud Linda, Joel B, and all my other favorite baseball philosophers."  -jjo


But can he live up to Cabrera's standards?
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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 08:27:45 pm »

But can he live up to Cabrera's standards?

That could be hard. I've heard he's very Brave.

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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 01:42:32 am »
Noe, why does JJO poke at people who don't particularly care for his reporting?

(I don't care if this is played out, I still like it)

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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 06:49:20 am »
JJO is a sniveling, snide little bitch who works for a rag best used as plan C if you have to find something to wipe your ass with. That is all.

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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 08:21:15 am »
JJO is a sniveling, snide little bitch who works for a rag best used as plan C if you have to find something to wipe your ass with. That is all.

Please. Tell us how you really feel, Otter.
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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 08:24:33 am »
It's just that it's the worst combo: high arrogance combined with high incompetance.

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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 09:10:08 am »
Take away the credentials and buffets, and most sports typers are just failed writers with nothing original to say.
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Re: JJO says hello to OrangeWhoopass and Noe
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 11:04:41 am »
"My only hope is that I live up to the standards held by Noe from Austin, Bill Holmes, My dear bud Linda, Joel B, and all my other favorite baseball philosophers."  -jjo

What a dipshit.
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