There was a time when this site would have known exactly how to respond to allegations of illegal sign stealing. Let's remember our glory. Offer up your sign stealing haiku. Camera relay,Pound bats against metal can.Batter takes a curve.
No cameras in LA.Ground ball right sideCould do it.
Let's go over the signs again: 5 whistles, 7 thumps, 5 crying yankees fans
If you could have massaged that into haiku format, I would declare you the winner right now.
Five whistling bench guys,Seven banging garbage cans,Five butthurt Yankees.It's even meta-descriptive, which I'm pretty sure was Homer's point in the first place.