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Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« on: September 21, 2013, 01:38:26 pm »
Your lineups for game three of the Happy Series:

Astros

SSJonathan Villar
2BJose Altuve
3BMatt Dominguez
1BChris Carter
DHBrandon Laird
LFJ.D. Martinez
RFL.J. Hoes
CFBrandon Barnes
CCody Clark
HOU: Paul Clemens (4-5, 5.54)

Tribe

CF Michael Bourn
RF Nick Swisher
2B Jason Kipnis
1B Carlos Santana
LF Michael Brantley
SS Asdrubal Cabrera
DH Jason Giambi
C Yan Gomes
3B Lonnie Chisenhall
CLE: Scott Kazmir (8-9, 4.34)
« Last Edit: September 21, 2013, 03:39:46 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2013, 05:52:17 pm »
Clemens is throwing meatballs so far.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2013, 06:11:04 pm »
Damnit, Clemens. This one is going to get ugly here in the Happy home. Mrs. Happy's cheering is grating on my last nerve. 4-0 now with none out.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2013, 06:19:19 pm »
Clemens gets away with a 3-1 to Santana that he barely misses under it. Whew. If we'd gone down by a touchdown, I'd have gone apeshit.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 06:23:41 pm »
Clemens gets away with a 3-1 to Santana that he barely misses under it. Whew. If we'd gone down by a touchdown, I'd have gone apeshit.

Try to stay happy mate, this shit aint worth getting upset about.  Just think about calm blue oceans...
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2013, 06:37:06 pm »
Try to stay happy mate, this shit aint worth getting upset about.  Just think about calm blue oceans...

That's easy for you to say. Mrs. Happy is on the couch screaming for every Tribe hit.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2013, 06:40:23 pm »
Harrell's up in the bully. I think that I'm going to slit my wrists. Thanks be to God that LSU-Auburn comes on shortly.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2013, 06:47:31 pm »
That's easy for you to say. Mrs. Happy is on the couch screaming for every Tribe hit.


Look on the bright side, she will most likely lose her voice before long.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2013, 06:57:02 pm »
Look on the bright side, she will most likely lose her voice before long.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2013, 06:59:57 pm »
Harrell on to toss the sixth.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2013, 08:03:25 pm »
Carter goes deep in the top of the ninth, but it isn't enough. 4-1 BALLGAME
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2013, 10:01:56 pm »
Just think about calm blue oceans...

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2013, 12:06:08 am »
If there's one thing in my life that's missing it's the time that I spend alone, sailing on the cool and bright clear water...

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2013, 07:34:36 am »
Harrell's up in the bully. I think that I'm going to slit my wrists. Thanks be to God that LSU-Auburn comes on shortly.

Congrats to your tigers.  My tigers needed a solid measuring stick to see their progress.  They ain't come as far as they hoped they had.  I really think LSU will beat Bama based on what I saw last night (granted I went to bed at half time.)
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2013, 06:03:19 pm »
If there's one thing in my life that's missing it's the time that I spend alone, sailing on the cool and bright clear water...

Hell yeah, with the two stroke wide open!
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 21, 2013
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2013, 06:05:17 pm »
Congrats to your tigers.  My tigers needed a solid measuring stick to see their progress.  They ain't come as far as they hoped they had.  I really think LSU will beat Bama based on what I saw last night (granted I went to bed at half time.)

Don't be so hard on your guys. They played with a lot of heart and didn't quit last night. They put up 21 points and over 300 yards in total offense in the second half.
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