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Title: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 05:54:39 pm
Towles a late scratch, replaced by Q. Downs in for Hall tonight at 2B. IIRC, Bags to be joining Brownie & JD in the booth!

Astros lineup

M. Bourn cf
A. Sanchez ss
H. Pence rf
C. Lee lf
B. Wallace 1b   
C. Johnson 3b
M. Downs 2b
H. Quintero c
[RHP] N. Figueroa p

Padres lineup

E. Patterson lf
W. Venable rf
O. Hudson 2b
C. Headley 3b   
B. Hawpe 1b
C. Maybin cf   
A. Gonzalez ss
R. Johnson c
[RHP] M. Latos p
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 06:15:47 pm
That ball was hit a L-O-N-G way... IIRC, that is the 3rd hit that has gone over Bourn's head and well on to Tal's hill so far this season?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:18:08 pm
Patterson 5F; Venable E4; Hudson BB; Headley 2B to deep CF 2 RBI; Hawpe K; Maybin 2-3. 2- Bottom 1
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:31:38 pm
Bourn infield 1B SB to 3B; Sanchez works count full before Ks; Pence 2B to RCF RBI; Lee 4-3; Wallace F7. 2-1 Top 2
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 06:35:28 pm
Nice piece of hitting by Spaz there on the RBI!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:38:32 pm
Gonzalez F8; Johnson Ks; Latos K. 2-1 Bottom 2
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:40:16 pm
Nice piece of hitting by Spaz there on the RBI!

Interesting point by Bagwell about pitchers not pitching inside. I loved to pitch inside, and that was the way I was taught-jam them and break bats.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 06:41:23 pm
Adam Bailey matches last years total of 4 HR(in 234 ABs) in his first 32 at bats this year for Lexington.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:43:50 pm
CJ F9; Downs F8; Q 5-3. 2-1 Dads Top 3
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: dirty steve on April 16, 2011, 06:47:15 pm
bagwell in the booth = best idea in a long time.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:50:12 pm
Patterson P6; Venable works count full before 3-1; Hudson Ks. 2-1 Dads Bottom 3
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 06:50:31 pm
Adam Bailey matches last years total of 4 HR(in 234 ABs) in his first 32 at bats this year for Lexington.

Jio just took one out as well for his 1st of the season. 2-3 on the night with 2B, HR, BB, 2 R, 2 RBI!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:51:09 pm
bagwell in the booth = best idea in a long time.

Yes indeed.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:54:54 pm
Figueroa Ks 2-3; Bourn F7; Sanchez L4. 2-1 Dads Top 4
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 06:55:00 pm
So who had Lancaster as the only Astros affiliate above 500 (or even at 500)?  So far anyways
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 06:55:29 pm
Does Biggio not have any desire to work for the club?  Perhaps as a coach or a broadcaster or a second baseman?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 06:56:43 pm
IIRC, Biggio is coaching his son right now.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 06:58:03 pm
So who had Lancaster as the only Astros affiliate above 500 (or even at 500)?  So far anyways

And doing it, to large extent, with pitching...
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 06:59:44 pm
Headley is SMOKING the ball tonight...
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 06:59:51 pm
Keuchel's start on milb.tv tonight
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:02:08 pm
IIRC, Biggio is coaching his son right now.

Right, I knew that.  I just didn't think that was a real full-time job, right?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:04:55 pm
Headley 2B off of LF wall; Hawpe 1B to LCF RBI to 2B; Maybin 3F; Gonzalez F8; Johnson infield 1B; Latos FC 5U. 3-1 Dads Bottom 4
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 07:05:43 pm
Nice glovework by CJ that inning!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:05:58 pm
Right, I knew that.  I just didn't think that was a real full-time job, right?

Coaching high school baseball is pretty busy year round these days.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:08:44 pm
Coaching high school baseball is pretty busy year round these days.

Alrightee then.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:11:05 pm
Hell yes.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 07:12:13 pm
That'll boast the confidence there CJ!!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:13:15 pm
Pence 5-3; Lee 1B to LF; Wallace F7; CJ HR to LF 2 RBIs; Downs 6-3. Knotted at 3. Top 5
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Lurch on April 16, 2011, 07:15:24 pm
Big Fucking Johnson!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:16:21 pm
If the season ended right now:

Royals at Rangers
Yankees at Indians

Fish at Rox
Reds at Phils

I just looked at the standings for the first time in a week.  How the fuck are the Rox the best team in baseball?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 07:16:25 pm
That a boy. If CJ can get going this team's offense might actually be decent.

Biggio's formal relationship to the club is the same as Bagwell's: Special Assistant to the General Manager. Also in this elite group are Doug Brocail, Enos Cabell, Jose Cruz and Julio Linares.

Whether he actually does anything I have no idea. I know Bagwell works with the guys (some listen, some don't) and Brocail and Cabell are reasonably involved in scouting. Linares used to run the Dominican operation; I'm not sure what he does now.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: dirty steve on April 16, 2011, 07:18:26 pm
sanchy?  c'mon jeff.

seeing carlos lee with a glove is like david ortiz with a hat.  they just don't fit.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:18:52 pm
Patterson works count full before 6-3 on a nice play by Angel; Venable L7; Hudson 4-3. 3-3 Bottom 5
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 07:22:32 pm
Nice, The Astros announcers were talking about JD while he was batting on milb.TV
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: dirty steve on April 16, 2011, 07:22:57 pm
bagwell = "martinez is a little unorthodox with his setup."  funny.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:23:27 pm
Q 6-3; Figueroa 6-3; Bourn K. 3-3 Top 6
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: matadorph on April 16, 2011, 07:29:33 pm
Nice, They Astros announcer were talking about JD while he was batting on milb.TV

Thanks to OSF!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: dirty steve on April 16, 2011, 07:32:45 pm
from what i hear, JD martinez seems like a LF type.  is he realistic to think of as the 2013 LF'er?

figueroa settling in.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:33:05 pm
Headley F8; Hawpe Ks; Maybin BB; Gonzalez 5-3. 3-3 Bottom 6
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 07:34:17 pm
Keuchel has K'd both left handers on 3 pitches.  4 groundball outs for the righties. 
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 07:37:23 pm
Thanks to OSF!

Liked that, eh!

bagwell = "martinez is a little unorthodox with his setup."  funny.

I got a little smirk from the whole 'pot calling kettle' aspect of that as well...
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:38:16 pm
Ah, Pence, you were so close to that one...
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:39:50 pm
Sanchez 6-3; Pence Ks; Lee Ks. 3-3 Top 7
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:44:44 pm
Dang, that one went off of the knee guard and it still felled Q. Ow.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:45:42 pm
Very nifty play by Wallace!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 07:46:39 pm
2 more Ks and another groundout for Kuechel
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:49:56 pm
Very nifty play by Wallace!

"Wally," Brandy.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:50:45 pm
I guess I'll have to give in to that and join everyone else, Alkiey.

Nice outing by Figgy.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 16, 2011, 07:51:43 pm
Good effort by Figgy. Hope Melly can shut the door on the Paddies.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:51:50 pm
I guess I'll have to give in to that and join everyone else, Alkiey.

Alks.   Amateur.  

Also...Alkpipes.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 07:52:06 pm
Nice outing by Figgy.

Outstanding. Now bringing in Melancony.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:52:45 pm
Good effort by Figgy. Hope Melly can shut the door on the Paddies.

No blacks, no dogs, no Irish.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 07:53:48 pm
No blacks, no dogs, no Irish.

You jest but just wait until Crane buys the team and that may very well become the official team slogan.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:54:05 pm
Outstanding. Now bringing in Melancony.

Melancony baby.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 07:54:19 pm
Craney, I meant to say.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:54:26 pm
Weren't expecting that, were you.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 07:54:30 pm
Lee!!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:54:46 pm
I can't believe that I just saw Caballo dive for a ball and catch it.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 07:55:11 pm
You jest but just wait until Crane buys the team and that may very well become the official team slogan.

You think they'd bring back the 1999 slogan so soon?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 07:55:30 pm
Johnson works count full before 1B to RCF; Latos FC 3-6 to 3B; Patterson 5F; Venable 1B to CF Melancon on to pitch; Hudson L7 on a great catch by Lee. 3-3 Bottom 7
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 07:55:57 pm
I don't think I've been drinking, but must be. I coulda sworn I saw Carlos lay out for one and save a couple of runs there!!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:56:31 pm
The cameras didn't even shake.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 16, 2011, 07:56:46 pm
Carly laid out for that one.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:57:13 pm
So the black shit behind that arrow and the 2...is that the tumor?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 07:57:32 pm
JD 3 run HR  4-0 Hooks
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 07:58:05 pm
JD just smoked one off the batters-eye in Corpus, originally called a 2B but later deemed (appropriately) a 3-run HR.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 07:59:14 pm
Latos has a pretty nasty changeup coming off that 95mph heat.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:00:49 pm
You think they'd bring back the 1999 slogan so soon?

I think you're confused. One of the team's sponsors in 1999 was Wild Irish Rose, sure, but the team slogan that year was, We're outta this shithole!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:01:24 pm
Latos

Who?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 08:02:25 pm
Oh man what a tease.  Thought Downs had that one
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:02:33 pm
Who?

Maty. The other pitchery.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:02:57 pm
Oh man what a tease.  Thought Downs had that one

Baggy called it.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:03:15 pm
I think you're confused. One of the team's sponsors in 1999 was Wild Irish Rose, sure, but the team slogan that year was, We're outta this shithole!

It turns out I was confused.   It was the 2001 slogan.

Also, for the record, I agree with the new policy.   What I don't get is why women are allowed.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:06:01 pm
Email?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:06:45 pm
Also, for the record, I agree with the new policy.   What I don't get is why women are allowed.

They're not; Pam is, erm, grandfathered in.

You really have to appreciate the cold logic that Craney employs, don't you? I can't hire blacks because all of my management are racists.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:07:13 pm
Vicious slide by Downsy.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:07:33 pm
Great.  Only Astropipes hitting well and now Downsy is hurty.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:08:06 pm
Ingletty pops his cherry.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:09:12 pm
They're not; Pam is, erm, grandfathered in.

It never occurred to me she had girlparts.

Quote
You really have to appreciate the cold logic that Craney employs, don't you? I can't hire blacks because all of my management are racists.

Like I said, I'm for it.   First you give those people jobs, soon they'll be demanding other shit like "food" and "water."
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:10:06 pm
I was just sitting here thinking how nice it would be to have a LH bat off the bench do something every now and again and whaddaya know?! Joesie comes through for us.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:10:22 pm
Thisy really must be stoppied.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:10:45 pm
Like I said, I'm for it.   First you give those people jobs, soon they'll be demanding other shit like "food" and "water."

It's ok if they buy from the company store. You know, like Apple.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:12:12 pm
It's ok if they buy from the company store. You know, like Apple.

You're for giving womens money?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:12:41 pm
You're for giving womens money?

Hell no. I'm for indenture.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:12:53 pm
It takes a special kind of asshole to hit .250 career with bases loaded.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:12:57 pm
It never occurred to me she had girlparts.

Unknown. Pure speculation.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:14:08 pm
Thisy really must be stoppied.

Text Baggy and tell him to knock it off.

Ladies and gentlemen, your number three hitter.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 08:14:17 pm
that seemed like a generous strike call
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 08:14:46 pm
Wallace works count full before Ks; CJ four pitch BB to 2B; Downs BB Qualls on to pitch; OSF gets a mention - got to be only Astros fan from Oregon!!! Q FC 4-6 to CF to 2B to 3B; Inglett PH for Melancon 1B to CF on first pitch RBI to 2B; Bourn BB; Sanchez infield 1B RBI; Pence works count full before K. 5-3 Good Guys Top 8
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:15:14 pm
Text Baggy and tell him to knock it off.

Ladies and gentlemen, your number three hitter.

Wait a fucking second.  This IS my Astros, isn't it?   Which one of you wants to be my GM?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:17:31 pm
Wait a fucking second.  This IS my Astros, isn't it?   Which one of you wants to be my GM?

Give it to Brandy. He's more measured than I am and would be less prone to rash action.

That was one of my favorite SoCal surf punk bands from the early 80s, by the way, Rash Action.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:19:35 pm
Give it to Brandy. He's more measured than I am and would be less prone to rash action.

Death to all those who would whimper and cry.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:20:02 pm
Brandy, release Carly.  Trade Pency to the AL.   Trick Pamster into a hydraulic press (it's the only way to kill those things).
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:20:12 pm
Fulchy's getting squeezed.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: dirty steve on April 16, 2011, 08:20:49 pm
bagwell with "fulchy."  horrible.

jasony, billy, joesy and bretty bonding on the bench.  he just called him myers-ey.  even worse.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:21:04 pm
Brandy, release Carly.  Trade Pency to the AL.   Trick Pamster into a hydraulic press (it's the only way to kill those things).

Yas suh, Mistah Benny. Does you want me to burn th' haid?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 08:23:04 pm
Fulchino on to pitch. Headley works count full before L7; Hawpe works count full before 4-3; Maybin Ks. 5-3 Bottom 8
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 08:24:00 pm
got to be only Astros fan from Oregon!!!

There are 3. Were a bunch in '05, the state is full of bandwagoneers...
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:25:29 pm
You know it's Bizarro World when Carly has turned into a light-hitting glove man.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Lurch on April 16, 2011, 08:27:27 pm
There are 3. Were a bunch in '05, the state is full of bandwagoneers...

Covered?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 08:29:09 pm
Lee 1-3; Wallace 1-3; CJ F8. 5-3 Top 9
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Lurch on April 16, 2011, 08:29:18 pm
"Kevin Brown".  Fuck you Baggy
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:29:44 pm
Yas suh, Mistah Benny. Does you want me to burn th' haid?

Worst Irish accent I've ever heard.   Ever.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:31:20 pm
Offensive replacement for Caballo.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 08:34:16 pm
Holy Cow!!!  Great play by Pence!!! 
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 08:35:02 pm
Keuchel's start on milb.tv tonight

TV dude calling him KIKE-uhl??!? Really? Am pretty sure its pronounced ketch-ahl.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:35:08 pm
Hell of a play by Pency.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 08:35:55 pm
Holy crap what a catch by Spaz Pence!!!  Astros OFers putting on a defensive clinic tonight!!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: chuck on April 16, 2011, 08:36:24 pm
TV dude calling him KIKE-uhl??!? Really? Am pretty sure its pronounced ketch-ahl.

I thought it was KOOK-uhl. Bet you can't guess my nickname for him.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:37:10 pm
Christ, Brandy. Throw a fucking strike. Get a ground ball.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 16, 2011, 08:37:16 pm
First time I've been compelled to respond to a fielding play with Pence!!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:38:28 pm
Brandy, bait the hydraulic press with Lyony.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:39:15 pm
I thought it was KOOK-uhl. Bet you can't guess my nickname for him.

Kike?
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:40:02 pm
Kike?

Sheeny.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:40:32 pm
Good Guys win!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Alkie on April 16, 2011, 08:40:32 pm
Wow.

A series we didn't lose.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 08:40:49 pm
Astros win!!!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 16, 2011, 08:41:07 pm
Lyon on to pitch. Bourgeois in LF. Hundley PH for Gonzalez F9 on a tremendous catch by Pence; Johnson 1B to CF to 2B; Denorfia PH for Qualls works count full before 1B to RCF; Patterson FC 3-6; Venable P4. 5-3 BALLGAME!!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 16, 2011, 08:44:04 pm
Sheeny.
That's a good winnie, motherfuckers.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: pots on April 16, 2011, 08:44:44 pm
Wow, Keuchel is a groundball machine.  15 groundouts, 5 Ks, 1 fly out.

Only had one fly ball out his first outing as well.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Ron Brand on April 16, 2011, 08:46:24 pm
That's a good winnie, motherfuckers.

Yes it was, Sphinxy.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: moriartp on April 16, 2011, 08:47:54 pm
TV dude calling him KIKE-uhl??!? Really? Am pretty sure its pronounced ketch-ahl.

I lucked out and caught one of his CWS games right after we drafted him, but I'd been pronouncing it "Ketchel" before that.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 08:51:15 pm
I lucked out and caught one of his CWS games right after we drafted him, but I'd been pronouncing it "Ketchel" before that.

I saw one of his games as well, but certainly don't recall it being KIKE-uhl. Shows you what I know...
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 16, 2011, 08:58:13 pm
Always enjoyed watching Sutil in the field (had another superb play tonight for the Hooks) - nice to see him having success at the plate so far this season!
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Bench on April 16, 2011, 09:03:46 pm
I can't believe that I just saw Caballo dive for a ball and catch it.

It was a gravity embracing dive.  Great catch.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Bench on April 16, 2011, 09:05:30 pm
"Downsy," Mills?  Really?    

Just call him Trig if you're bothering to go down that path at all.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 16, 2011, 09:06:05 pm
WTF is DoRay doing on TV?!?!?!

I'm going back to the Trailer Park Boys marathon. God bless Canada.
Title: Re: 4/16/11: Your Houston Astros v. Jeff Moorad's Padres
Post by: Lurch on April 16, 2011, 09:50:22 pm
"Downsy," Mills?  Really?    

Just call him Trig if you're bothering to go down that path at all.

Yeah, this needs to end now.