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The Interview
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:37:42 pm »
Admittedly, a dumb frat boy comedy about assassinating a nation's leader is in rather poor taste, but I can't believe Sony completely caved like this.  What the fuck?  A bunch of embarrassing emails from years ago is all it takes to flush millions of dollars away, embolden bullies and look like a giant fucking chicken shit? Pathetic. 
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 05:40:30 pm »
ahhh but how much more will they make by releasing it online or holding it back and building the hype
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2014, 07:46:24 pm »
Admittedly, a dumb frat boy comedy about assassinating a nation's leader is in rather poor taste, but I can't believe Sony completely caved like this.  What the fuck?  A bunch of embarrassing emails from years ago is all it takes to flush millions of dollars away, embolden bullies and look like a giant fucking chicken shit? Pathetic. 

From the sounds of it, the emails are the least of it. Apparently all of their internal systems are in pretty bad shape, including their accounting. They may not know how much they owe to whom, or what their accounts receivable look like.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2014, 08:26:09 pm »
Still a pretty chickenshit response to a "might-be" kinda threat.

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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2014, 08:33:46 pm »
Still a pretty chickenshit response to a "might-be" kinda threat.

Oh, I think the theater threats are bullshit. But the theaters were probably shitting themselves about the liability aspect if something *did* happen. And as evidenced by the ridiculous panic about Ebola, Americans are pretty bad about assessing actual risk, so they wouldn't be showing up at the theater anyway.

However, I wouldn't be surprised if we eventually learn that Sony really is left without data that is critical to the ongoing operation of the business, and that they've been told they can have it back if they cooperate.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2014, 10:38:20 pm »
What if Holly Gennaro worked at Sony instead of Nakatomi?
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2014, 10:41:41 pm »
What if Holly Gennaro worked at Sony instead of Nakatomi?

Then a few leaked emails would be the least of Sony's worries.
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2014, 09:00:35 am »
My understanding is that it was really the movie theaters refusing to show it that broke them.
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Re: The Interview
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2014, 09:25:41 am »
Admittedly, a dumb frat boy comedy about assassinating a nation's leader is in rather poor taste, but I can't believe Sony completely caved like this.  What the fuck?  A bunch of embarrassing emails from years ago is all it takes to flush millions of dollars away, embolden bullies and look like a giant fucking chicken shit? Pathetic.  

True.  But after one yahoo was supposedly trying to mix and ignite explosives on a plane, now you can carry only elf-sized toiletries onto a plane.  And another yahoo tried to set his shoes on fire and now everyone has to put their shoes through the x-ray machine at the airport.  And another yahoo tried to set his grundies on fire (Darwinising himself in the process) and now we have to dance the "YMCA" naked in a carcinogenic photo booth.

Private theaters declining to show a movie that would cause the public not to pay to come and see it or any other movie at that theater is not really a big deal.  To me, anyway.

As an aside, you know what was also banned after those pathetic home-made bombing attempts on planes?  Matches and lighters.  So, instead of continuing the ban on matches and lighters, and allowing us to keep our shoes on, carry toothpaste and not have the TSA laugh at our giggly bits, they kept the regulations on shoes, toiletries and body scans, and allow us to take a pyromaniac's dream amount of fire starting equipment on board.  Because tobacco lobby freedom.
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Re: The Interview
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2014, 09:32:43 am »
...and not have the TSA laugh at our giggly bits...

Speak for yourself.  TSA is often in awe when I walk through the scanner.  I feel like I'm doing them a favor in addition to keeping America safe. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2014, 12:47:51 pm »
"Sir, you are not allowed to bring guns on the plane."

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2014, 01:26:16 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2014, 01:41:43 pm »
And now Paramount has cancelled screenings of Team America: World Police that would have run instead of The Interview in various theaters.

This is beyond pathetic. 
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2014, 01:46:30 pm »
And now Paramount has cancelled screenings of Team America: World Police that would have run instead of The Interview in various theaters.

This is beyond pathetic. 


OK, now I'm getting mad.  Next they'll ban re-runs of Thunderbirds.
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Re: The Interview
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2014, 01:47:54 pm »
And now Paramount has cancelled screenings of Team America: World Police that would have run instead of The Interview in various theaters.

This is beyond pathetic. 

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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2014, 04:01:42 pm »
Someone should sue somebody.

Well, of course.
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2014, 05:47:20 am »
Well, of course.

Absolutely.  It's tortious interference with my right to stupidity.
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