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Tu Wang Clang
« on: April 17, 2014, 12:56:43 pm »
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A rapper affiliated to US group the Wu-Tang Clan has been taken to hospital after apparently severing his penis and then jumping from a second-floor balcony.

WTF?
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Re: Tu Wang Clang
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 01:05:25 pm »
Cocaine is a helluva drug...
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Tu Wang Clang
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 01:17:44 pm »
Sounds like your run of the mill PCP trip.
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Re: Tu Wang Clang
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2014, 01:48:34 pm »
“Parental advisory : Don’t believe the hype. This mother fucker ain’t got shit to do with the Wu-Tang brand.”
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Re: Tu Wang Clang
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2014, 11:09:57 pm »
Insane Clown Penis?
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Re: Tu Wang Clang
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2014, 10:46:13 pm »
Wu Tang Clan has nothin' to fuck wit.
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Re: Tu Wang Clang
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 01:27:58 am »
Wu Tang Clan has nothin' to fuck wit.

I was gonna say "Protect ya dick" but this is better.