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« on: April 16, 2014, 04:05:23 pm »
Some guy named R___ W____ is going nuts on Facebook about something called a Crystal Palace.  I can't for the life of me figure out what's happening.
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 04:30:01 pm »
It's a sticky wicket.
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 04:43:37 pm »
He just posted this:

"Staying Up!!!"

You don't think it has anything to do with Viagra, do you?
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 05:11:54 pm »
Unfriend.
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 06:39:19 pm »
So 'splain please. Crystal Palace is apparently safe from relegation, and it may have been the best afternoon of your sporting year, but for the ignorant, what happened?
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 10:18:25 am »
So 'splain please. Crystal Palace is apparently safe from relegation, and it may have been the best afternoon of your sporting year, but for the ignorant, what happened?

On the road to Everton: a team then sitting 4th in the league (which qualifies for a Champions League berth), on a 7-game winning streak overall AND a 9-game winning streak at home.  With so few games left, they needed the win to help cement their CL place but, instead got jumped by a Palace team that is hotter than Hansel right now.

The win for Palace was not really expected by anyone.  Especially, it seems, Everton, who changed their lineup to load up on attacking talent in an effort to break down Palace's vaunted, stifling defense - but forgot that they might have to play some defense themselves.  Palace went 1-0 up quite quickly, and 2-0 just after the halftime break during which Everton tweaked their lineup.  They tweaked some more after the 2nd goal and got it back to 2-1 before we added a 3rd to ice the game.  They got it to 3-2 with 4 minutes to play - then the ref added on 6 (six!) minutes for stoppages.  Palace saw out the remaining time quite comfortably.
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 10:56:02 am »
thanks for the explanation, i thought the crystal palace was a dance hall
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 11:20:06 am »
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 11:30:20 am »
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2014, 02:52:21 pm »
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 02:57:20 pm »
Thanks.  It's better with the explanation.
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2014, 09:04:31 am »
Thanks.  It's better with the explanation.

FYI, Dallas has a copy.
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Re: Baffled
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2014, 09:29:35 pm »
Didn't Crystal Palace burn down once, or something of that nature?
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