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For you, Limey
« on: May 31, 2011, 01:49:31 pm »
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: For you, Limey
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 01:58:16 pm »
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Re: For you, Limey
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 02:02:08 pm »
I like the "if even half true, it is appalling!" response to somebody pointing out the source.
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Re: For you, Limey
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 02:17:45 pm »
Best thing I've seen today.  Or in a while.
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Re: For you, Limey
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 04:40:17 pm »
Wait, did everyone else get their free parrot? Because I didn't get mine and now I'm pissed. WTF???
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Re: For you, Limey
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 04:51:34 pm »
I don't really like The Onion, but that is pretty funny.

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Re: For you, Limey
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2011, 05:20:25 pm »
Thank for the laugh; surprised the NASCAR one didn't start a war.
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