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Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« on: July 18, 2008, 02:02:41 pm »
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 02:12:35 pm »
What! No umpires on this list?
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 02:29:59 pm »
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 02:44:55 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on July 18, 2008, 02:29:59 pm
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Oh, no way.  He's overqualified for that.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 03:01:23 pm »
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 03:13:00 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on July 18, 2008, 02:29:59 pm
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Another case of giving the spoiled child the attention he dsperately craves.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 03:24:10 pm »
Any list that does not begin and end with Ozzie Guillen is bogus.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 03:25:26 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on July 18, 2008, 03:24:10 pm
Any list that does not begin and end with Ozzie Guillen is bogus.

All-time jerks do not qualify.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 03:26:13 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 18, 2008, 03:25:26 pm
All-time jerks do not qualify.

My bad, they didn't take into account lifetime achievement on that list.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 03:29:00 pm »
Ozzie vs. DQ for the lifetime achievement award?  Tough call.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 03:29:35 pm »
Here are the current poll stats:
Shawn Chacon: 10%
Roger Clemens: 30%
Alex Rodriquez: 19%
Manny Ramirez: 12%
Barry Bonds: 15%
Milton Bradley: 2%
Ozzie Guillen: 5%
Omar Minaya: 4%
Al Reyes: 0%
Brett Meyers: 3%
Legs_of_Eggs: 0.00004%

Total Votes: 24,115
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 03:30:43 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on July 18, 2008, 03:29:00 pm
Ozzie vs. DQ for the lifetime achievement award?  Tough call.

Whoever wins it gets to present Michael Barret's award once he rabbit-punches his way out of the league hangs 'em up.
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 03:31:51 pm »
And, BTW, what's up with MLB?  They don't like the term "douchebag"?
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 04:22:36 pm »
Quote from: jonbloozy on July 18, 2008, 03:29:35 pm


Legs_of_Eggs: 0.00004%

Total Votes: 24,115

I think your poll is quite skewed...this number would be considerably higher if half of sns didn't have him on ignore
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 07:18:09 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 18, 2008, 03:25:26 pm
All-time jerks do not qualify.

Do Sexton and Ventura get recognition for once in a lifetime achievements?  Is Lofton or Henderson worthy of consideration? 
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Re: Biggest jerk of MLB's first half
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 07:50:44 pm »
Quote from: Limey on July 18, 2008, 03:31:51 pm
And, BTW, what's up with MLB?  They don't like the term "douchebag"?

Nor "fucktard," I guess.
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