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MusicMan

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Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« on: September 08, 2008, 01:58:14 pm »
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 02:12:12 pm »
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 03:28:40 pm »
Unless he's having his lips sewn shut, I'm not interested.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 03:46:15 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 08, 2008, 03:28:40 pm
Unless he's having his lips sewn shut, I'm not interested.

that would be far less entertaining
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 04:10:39 pm »
I suspect that's the end of his career, at 37.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 04:21:19 pm »
Quote from: OldBlevins on September 08, 2008, 04:10:39 pm
I suspect that's the end of his career, at 37.

I doubt it.  It's not like universities or investment banks are going to be knocking him over with job offers.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 04:26:19 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 08, 2008, 04:21:19 pm
I doubt it.  It's not like universities or investment banks are going to be knocking him over with job offers.

He and Dykstra can get together and start a think tank.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 04:54:06 pm »
Quote from: Bench on September 08, 2008, 04:26:19 pm
He and Dykstra can get together and start a think tank.
Obviously specializing in nanotech.  Or in their case, one size fits all.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 04:57:07 pm »
Quote from: OldBlevins on September 08, 2008, 04:10:39 pm
I suspect that's the end of his career, at 37.

He's a lefty.  He'll bpitch until he's 50.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 06:22:18 pm »
That's too bad, hate to see long-term injuries like that to any player.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 11:14:55 am »
Quote from: Limey on September 08, 2008, 03:28:40 pm
Unless he's having his lips sewn shut, I'm not interested.

Which pair?
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 11:15:35 am »
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 06:35:58 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 08, 2008, 04:57:07 pm
He's a lefty.  He'll bpitch until he's 50.

Gas Can has publicly vowed to pitch again.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2008, 07:17:46 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 08, 2008, 04:21:19 pm
I doubt it.  It's not like universities or investment banks are going to be knocking him over with job offers.

He could probably find a pretty sweet noodlin' gig.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2008, 08:28:38 am »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on September 09, 2008, 06:35:58 pm
Gas Can has publicly vowed to bitch again.

FIFY
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2008, 01:02:33 pm »
Quote from: Lefty on September 10, 2008, 08:28:38 am
FIFY

That was assumed. That hillbilly will bitch and spew until he breathes no longer.
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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2008, 01:08:11 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on September 09, 2008, 06:35:58 pm
Gas Can has publicly vowed to pitch again.

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Re: Gas Can surgery - out for season, 2009 as well
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2008, 01:25:54 pm »
Quote from: Arky Vaughan on September 09, 2008, 11:14:55 am
Which pair?
He has vowed never to piss and moan again. So he would have to sew both pairs shut to accomplish that.
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