Don't the Reds have a SS prospect who's stolen, like, elevnty billion bases this season?
Billy Hamilton, I believe.
I expect the Astros will lose tonight.
I'll go so far as to predict it.
I know for a factThe Astros make Sartre sadAlbert Camus, too
Hey, did RyanED attend U of H?
Our fans are all greenStrangely shaped, like stadium seatsAt least they came out
UnderwhelmingI turn next to nihilismDrunk, and I don't care
Fat fuck from ADPsycho Barzilla brown-noseIs he a Cougar?
The Astros don't have an existential crisis - they clearly have an intended end to strive for, they just suck at getting there. That's a much more boring form of crisis than existence before essence.
HPU hasn't called that all night but I'll take it. The hook by Norris, now has 7 Ks on the night.
I vehemently disagree with Millsie's sel-ection to pitch now
Reaching in the 'penMills chooses the least dirtyFrom a pile of socks
Angel of Doom in a close ballgame. This could turn out badly.
Snyder is the best defensive catcher the team has and he is fucking horrible.
And? Would you rather have Q for a bunch of meaningless games?
Cordero is the new Angel of Doom. He's a closer all right. As a fucking agent for the opposing team.
Missing Myers already. No reason to have Cordero on this team. DFA'd before the next game
It's okay, there's hopeLefty Cuban coming inThrowing one hundred ten
If he were on the team Quintero would be the best player on the Astros right now.
Watching the replay of Stubbs double in the 9th. Sweet catch off the bounce on the wall by J Max.
That's it. Find the silver lining. I like that. Anything to get your mind off the fact that we've dropped nine in a row. Who's got tonight's thrilling recap?
It seems that Dark StarHas recapped the whole damn gameVia many haikus
HOUSTON -- Astros general manager Jeff Luhnow hinted more roster moves could be on the horizon in the next few days, especially when the July 31 non-waiver Trade Deadline passes. The Astros have been shuffling players between Minor League affiliates in the last few days because of the trades they've made, and some players could be headed to Houston. On Wednesday, the Astros promoted pitchers Jose Ciserno, Jarred Cosart and Jake Buchanan to Triple-A Oklahoma City from Double-A Corpus Christi and sent pitcher Paul Clemens to Corpus Christi from Oklahoma City. "I've talked consistently about early August being a checkpoint for us, as far as our prospects' development," he said. "If we believe a prospect has done everything they need to do at that level and we want to challenge them a level ahead, we're going to go ahead and do that over the month of August. We'll be constrained by who's at what level, but there will be some moves." Luhnow admitted there are some players performing at Triple-A Oklahoma City who deserve a shot to be evaluated at the Major League level in the same fashion some of the current Astros are getting. Any possible roster moves at the Major League level could be impacted by waivers, however. Luhnow didn't give specific names, but the players on the roster who are currently out of options are pitchers Wesley Wright and Lucas Harrell and outfielders Brian Bogusevic and Jordan Schafer. "It's one of the tough decisions we're going to need to make in the next week or two because there are some players that we can't move back to Triple-A without risking losing them," Luhnow said. "So you have to decide carefully how you do that. Not only that, but we have constraints here and positional requirements. "In an ideal match, we would probably mix and match a bigger group and give everybody an opportunity up here to be evaluated in the last two months. There are realistic constraints that prevent us from doing that as much as we'd like to, but we're going to work around those."
I had it recorded and went through it fast. Slowed down for both the glory and the gore. As usual, felt like I had seen it before.Some very nice work here in the game zone, especially Dark Star. Thanks.
No, I would much rather have bad players play in the place of competent ones. What the fuck? If there were any catchers in the organization I might like to see them play instead of veterans who literally could only find a job on the Astros. But since there are no catching prospects anywhere near ready where we are.If he were on the team Quintero would be the best player on the Astros right now.
No shit. What purpose would he have served?
What's the purpose of having a well above average defensive catcher on a baseball team? Fuck, I have no idea.
On this team?
I wouldn't have gotten to see Altuve bat against Chapman. A guy who has a K rate of almost 18/9IP going up against the little man with the supernatural hand-eye who never strikes out.