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Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« on: July 25, 2012, 05:53:21 pm »
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SSZack Cozart
CFDrew Stubbs
RFJay Bruce
LFRyan Ludwick
3BScott Rolen
1BTodd Frazier
2BWilson Valdez
CDevin Mesoraco
PHomer Bailey

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SS Marwin Gonzalez 
2B Jose Altuve 
CF Justin Maxwell 
3B Chris Johnson 
1B Scott Moore 
LF J.D. Martinez 
RF Brian Bogusevic 
C Carlos Corporan 
P Bud Norris
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 06:34:38 pm »
Sparks? Toupee?
E come vivo? Vivo.

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 07:09:07 pm »
In a recent pre-game interview, Cozart talked about the tradition of long tenures for Reds SS, citing Concepcion and Larkin.

For Cozart, I can't see it.

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 07:09:35 pm »
Bud strikes out Cozart on three pitches. Moore apparently applied the tag, saving Gonzalez and error.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 07:11:22 pm »
Typical Norris. Three pitch strike out. Four pitch walk. All in the same inning.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 07:13:32 pm »
HPU already moving the strike zone around, in one inning.
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 07:14:06 pm »
Don't the Reds have a SS prospect who's stolen, like, elevnty billion bases this season?

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 07:16:07 pm »
Don't the Reds have a SS prospect who's stolen, like, elevnty billion bases this season?

Billy Hamilton, I believe.

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2012, 07:16:44 pm »
Don't the Reds have a SS prospect who's stolen, like, elevnty billion bases this season?

Yep. And they can't wait.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 07:18:37 pm »
Altuve!
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 07:18:54 pm »
Altuve continues his hot streak. That one game rest did him wonders.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2012, 07:19:46 pm »
Many suspect him to be a reincarnation.

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2012, 07:21:45 pm »
Billy Hamilton, I believe.

He's only stolen 120 or so.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2012, 07:25:05 pm »
Typical for shit performance with runner on 3B with less than two outs. That gets old. Really.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2012, 07:30:48 pm »
Yep, very old. But hey, they're a young team with very little talent. I've come to expect them to leave men on third with less than 2 outs.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2012, 07:33:06 pm »
Bud gets up and down in order.   His home and road splits portend well for tonight.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2012, 07:34:07 pm »
I expect the Astros will lose tonight.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2012, 07:38:08 pm »
The Serbian Slammer.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2012, 07:39:13 pm »
Bogusevic with yet another ground ball to the right side, which the Reds, with a little help from Martinez, turns into a twin killing.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2012, 07:40:19 pm »
I expect the Astros will lose tonight.

I'll go so far as to predict it.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2012, 07:41:36 pm »
A Dr. Death reset.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2012, 07:42:29 pm »
HPU sucks tonight. The zone is all over the place.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2012, 07:45:52 pm »
Bud has some tough luck there. Fists a guy, who gets a dink hit. Then shatters a bat and just a well-placed foul ball.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2012, 07:48:55 pm »
A dink double plates a run.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2012, 07:49:07 pm »
Dammit!
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2012, 07:53:01 pm »
This team is not good
Nor will it be good, not soon
One hundred losses

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2012, 07:54:32 pm »
Hot chick in the stands
Boobs barely in her tube top
Hey dude, what's the score?
« Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 07:59:13 pm by Dark Star »

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2012, 07:58:48 pm »
Schreefer not playing
Not getting enough bong hits
Enough hits, I mean

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2012, 08:01:58 pm »
Our fans are all green
Strangely shaped, like stadium seats
At least they came out

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2012, 08:03:11 pm »
Patty Smith's kinda cute
If you're into that type thing
Middle-aged, with mole

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2012, 08:04:33 pm »
This has got to be frustrating for Bud

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2012, 08:06:43 pm »
Eight straight losses now
But the way the team has played
It should be nine soon

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2012, 08:11:21 pm »
J.D. and Brownie
Are entertaining, even now
Unlike Milo, etc.

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2012, 08:13:29 pm »
I'll go so far as to predict it.

I predict a win

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2012, 08:13:34 pm »
Three-and-a-half gone
Dickities are prevailing
Score 1 to zero

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2012, 08:17:22 pm »
I know for a fact
The Astros make Sartre sad
Albert Camus, too

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2012, 08:20:03 pm »
Existentialists
Are depressed; nihilists, too
This team brings one down

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« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2012, 08:21:45 pm »
The Astros suck balls
Plato the Greek and Rin-Tin-Tin
Are more famous, too

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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2012, 08:23:14 pm »
I know for a fact
The Astros make Sartre sad
Albert Camus, too

You think? What about Pascal?
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« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2012, 08:25:11 pm »
Underwhelming
I turn next to nihilism
Drunk, and I don't care

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2012, 08:25:16 pm »
HPU hasn't called that all night but I'll take it.  The hook by Norris, now has 7 Ks on the night.

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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2012, 08:29:08 pm »
The Astros don't have an existential crisis - they clearly have an intended end to strive for, they just suck at getting there. That's a much more boring form of crisis than existence before essence.
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2012, 08:29:42 pm »
I long for past days
Of winning more than losing
Yvette was profound

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2012, 08:34:58 pm »
Hey, did RyanED attend U of H?

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« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2012, 08:37:57 pm »
Hey, did RyanED attend U of H?

Please ask your question in the form of a haiku.
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« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2012, 08:40:52 pm »
Our fans are all green
Strangely shaped, like stadium seats
At least they came out

Our seats are gay?
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« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2012, 08:41:32 pm »
Fat fuck from AD
Psycho Barzilla brown-nose
Is he a Cougar?

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« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2012, 08:41:57 pm »
Underwhelming
I turn next to nihilism
Drunk, and I don't care


Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2012, 08:42:46 pm »
Fuckhouse on Twitter:
Cougar Night, need young boyfriend.
Sit down, gentlemen.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2012, 08:49:17 pm »
Fat fuck from AD
Psycho Barzilla brown-nose
Is he a Cougar?

Fat fuck from AD
Psycho Barzilla brown-nose
He wants a cougar
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
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« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2012, 08:51:33 pm »
The Astros don't have an existential crisis - they clearly have an intended end to strive for, they just suck at getting there. That's a much more boring form of crisis than existence before essence.


Millsiavellianim: there may be ends, but there are no means that justify pursuing them, and the ends haven't been achieved in so long anyway that no one is quite sure what they are or entail anymore.

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« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2012, 08:52:34 pm »
Hey Mesoraco
Leave our baserunners alone
Play like Mizerock
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« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2012, 08:59:42 pm »
I look forward to
The recap to this shutout
It must be haiku
Don't think twice, it's alright.

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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2012, 09:01:11 pm »
Happ did well one day
Pitched a 4 hitter for 6
Next day he's a Jay

Bud dominates Reds
strikes out 7 in 7
Tomorrow he's a...

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« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2012, 09:12:17 pm »
Schreefer is alive
He is toking his lead now
Taking's what I mean
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« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2012, 09:16:16 pm »
HPU hasn't called that all night but I'll take it.  The hook by Norris, now has 7 Ks on the night.

He's been all over the place tonight.
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« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2012, 09:16:22 pm »
Baseball's Mishima
inept, the Astros commit
nightly seppuku
Y todo lo que sube baja
pregĂșntale a Pedro Navaja

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« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2012, 09:18:20 pm »
I vehemently disagree with Millsie's selection to pitch this inning.
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« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2012, 09:20:47 pm »
I vehemently
disagree with Millsie's sel-
ection to pitch now

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« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2012, 09:22:31 pm »
Reaching in the 'pen
Mills chooses the least dirty
From a pile of socks

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« Reply #60 on: July 25, 2012, 09:24:23 pm »
This team is so fucking terrible in every possible dimension it is impossible to fully comprehend.

MM said earlier that the Astros would be a .500 AAA club. I'd been thinking about that for a while, could they win in the PCL. I don't think so. The more I watch this team play the more I think they would have a worse record than the team that currently plays in OKC.
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #61 on: July 25, 2012, 09:27:31 pm »
Reaching in the 'pen
Mills chooses the least dirty
From a pile of socks

Angel of Doom in a close ballgame. This could turn out badly.
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« Reply #62 on: July 25, 2012, 09:30:48 pm »
Snyder is the best defensive catcher the team has and he is fucking horrible.
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« Reply #63 on: July 25, 2012, 09:31:33 pm »
On a powder keg
I'm just waiting for the spark
Then the explosion

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« Reply #64 on: July 25, 2012, 09:34:58 pm »
Angel of Doom in a close ballgame. This could turn out badly.

Sadly one run and an outfield assist by Bogey might have been best case scenario here.

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« Reply #65 on: July 25, 2012, 09:35:29 pm »
Snyder is the best defensive catcher the team has and he is fucking horrible.

He's god awful. Angel of Doom gets out with only one run scoring. Better than I thought, courtesy of the Bogusevic laser shot to the dish. Fuck you, Bruce. Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.
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« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2012, 09:41:43 pm »
Punch-less and flaccid
The Astros offense is limp
And useless as, well ...

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« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2012, 09:44:05 pm »
Moore doubles home Altuve. 2-1 now with two outs to JD.
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« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2012, 09:46:01 pm »
Kittle visits the Dickities!!! 3-2!
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« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2012, 09:46:56 pm »
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« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2012, 09:47:12 pm »
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« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2012, 09:47:45 pm »
Go JD!  That was fun!
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2012, 09:50:18 pm »
The Angel of Doom could win this game unless the fate is just AGAINST US> I DO not REPEAT not want to saee Cordero in the ninth.
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« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2012, 09:52:08 pm »
Cordero in... grumble grumble

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« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2012, 09:55:19 pm »
Snyder is the best defensive catcher the team has and he is fucking horrible.
And?  Would you rather have Q for a bunch of meaningless games?
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« Reply #75 on: July 25, 2012, 09:55:43 pm »
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« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2012, 10:04:39 pm »
And?  Would you rather have Q for a bunch of meaningless games?

As a matter of fact, yes, yes, I would. Better batting average and collossally better receiver.
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« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2012, 10:05:57 pm »
Coco may get by
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« Reply #78 on: July 25, 2012, 10:07:18 pm »
Cordero: not good at baseball.
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« Reply #79 on: July 25, 2012, 10:07:36 pm »
Can we seem this a failed experiment?
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« Reply #80 on: July 25, 2012, 10:08:04 pm »
Cordero is the new Angel of Doom. He's a closer all right. As a fucking agent for the opposing team.
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« Reply #81 on: July 25, 2012, 10:09:11 pm »
Cordero is the new Angel of Doom. He's a closer all right. As a fucking agent for the opposing team.

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« Reply #82 on: July 25, 2012, 10:10:02 pm »
Looking ahead to the bottom of the nintgh, what poor bastards have to face Chapman?
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« Reply #83 on: July 25, 2012, 10:12:49 pm »
What is it tonight with the failed lefty/lefty matchups?
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #84 on: July 25, 2012, 10:14:01 pm »
Missing Myers already.  No reason to have Cordero on this team.  DFA'd before the next game
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« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2012, 10:14:43 pm »
Maybe the Reds will score so many this inning that we won't get Chapman?
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« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2012, 10:15:22 pm »
It's okay, there's hope
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« Reply #87 on: July 25, 2012, 10:19:02 pm »
Missing Myers already.  No reason to have Cordero on this team.  DFA'd before the next game

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« Reply #88 on: July 25, 2012, 10:19:25 pm »
And?  Would you rather have Q for a bunch of meaningless games?

No, I would much rather have bad players play in the place of competent ones. What the fuck? If there were any catchers in the organization I might like to see them play instead of veterans who literally could only find a job on the Astros. But since there are no catching prospects anywhere near ready where we are.

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« Reply #89 on: July 25, 2012, 10:21:13 pm »
Downs stood in bravely
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« Reply #90 on: July 25, 2012, 10:22:22 pm »
Snyder was next, natch
Took the first pitch off the wall
A one-out double

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« Reply #91 on: July 25, 2012, 10:24:10 pm »
It's okay, there's hope
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He doesn't have his best command but fucking HPU missed the 3-2 call. He has sucked balls all night. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never really what is a strike. That line got me run off of the mound not long before the merciful end of my denial league career.
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« Reply #92 on: July 25, 2012, 10:24:19 pm »
Marwin stood in next
From the right side, he surveyed
Some unhittable pitches

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« Reply #93 on: July 25, 2012, 10:25:46 pm »
If he were on the team Quintero would be the best player on the Astros right now.

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« Reply #94 on: July 25, 2012, 10:30:44 pm »
Altuve 1-2
Gets fastball near the elbow
Then grounds to end game
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« Reply #95 on: July 25, 2012, 10:31:22 pm »
Last hope Altuve
Fought off numerous fast pitches
Then ground out to third

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« Reply #96 on: July 25, 2012, 10:31:34 pm »
Altuve puts up a battle and works the count full before 5-3 And tha's your final 5-3 BALLGAME
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Re: Dickities @ Astros 07/25/12
« Reply #97 on: July 25, 2012, 10:34:31 pm »
Watching the replay of Stubbs double in the 9th.  Sweet catch off the bounce on the wall by J Max.  

Also to note, the pitch was right down the middle belt high. 
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« Reply #98 on: July 25, 2012, 10:34:49 pm »
As if the whole league
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« Reply #99 on: July 25, 2012, 10:36:50 pm »
Watching the replay of Stubbs double in the 9th.  Sweet catch off the bounce on the wall by J Max. 

That's it. Find the silver lining. I like that. Anything to get your mind off the fact that we've dropped nine in a row. Who's got tonight's thrilling recap?
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« Reply #100 on: July 25, 2012, 10:41:04 pm »
That's it. Find the silver lining. I like that. Anything to get your mind off the fact that we've dropped nine in a row. Who's got tonight's thrilling recap?

It seems that Dark Star
Has recapped the whole damn game
Via many haikus
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« Reply #101 on: July 25, 2012, 10:42:54 pm »
It seems that Dark Star
Has recapped the whole damn game
Via many haikus

Who has the recap?
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« Reply #102 on: July 25, 2012, 10:45:57 pm »
Only one more week of this shit:  http://houston.astros.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120725&content_id=35560342&notebook_id=35568950&vkey=notebook_hou&c_id=hou
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HOUSTON -- Astros general manager Jeff Luhnow hinted more roster moves could be on the horizon in the next few days, especially when the July 31 non-waiver Trade Deadline passes. The Astros have been shuffling players between Minor League affiliates in the last few days because of the trades they've made, and some players could be headed to Houston.

On Wednesday, the Astros promoted pitchers Jose Ciserno, Jarred Cosart and Jake Buchanan to Triple-A Oklahoma City from Double-A Corpus Christi and sent pitcher Paul Clemens to Corpus Christi from Oklahoma City.

"I've talked consistently about early August being a checkpoint for us, as far as our prospects' development," he said. "If we believe a prospect has done everything they need to do at that level and we want to challenge them a level ahead, we're going to go ahead and do that over the month of August. We'll be constrained by who's at what level, but there will be some moves."

Luhnow admitted there are some players performing at Triple-A Oklahoma City who deserve a shot to be evaluated at the Major League level in the same fashion some of the current Astros are getting. Any possible roster moves at the Major League level could be impacted by waivers, however.

Luhnow didn't give specific names, but the players on the roster who are currently out of options are pitchers Wesley Wright and Lucas Harrell and outfielders Brian Bogusevic and Jordan Schafer.

"It's one of the tough decisions we're going to need to make in the next week or two because there are some players that we can't move back to Triple-A without risking losing them," Luhnow said. "So you have to decide carefully how you do that. Not only that, but we have constraints here and positional requirements.

"In an ideal match, we would probably mix and match a bigger group and give everybody an opportunity up here to be evaluated in the last two months. There are realistic constraints that prevent us from doing that as much as we'd like to, but we're going to work around those."


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« Reply #103 on: July 25, 2012, 11:14:56 pm »
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« Reply #104 on: July 25, 2012, 11:50:48 pm »
I had it recorded and went through it fast. Slowed down for both the glory and the gore.  As usual, felt like I had seen it before.

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« Reply #105 on: July 25, 2012, 11:56:29 pm »
I had it recorded and went through it fast. Slowed down for both the glory and the gore.  As usual, felt like I had seen it before.

Some very nice work here in the game zone, especially Dark Star.  Thanks.

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« Reply #106 on: July 26, 2012, 12:22:03 am »
No, I would much rather have bad players play in the place of competent ones. What the fuck? If there were any catchers in the organization I might like to see them play instead of veterans who literally could only find a job on the Astros. But since there are no catching prospects anywhere near ready where we are.

If he were on the team Quintero would be the best player on the Astros right now.

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« Reply #107 on: July 26, 2012, 12:42:20 am »
No shit. What purpose would he have served?

What's the purpose of having a well above average defensive catcher on a baseball team? Fuck, I have no idea.
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« Reply #108 on: July 26, 2012, 12:54:02 am »
No shit. What purpose would he have served?

Well, let me ask you this, genius. What possible good is a .175 hitting catcher who catches like shit? At least Q hit over the Mendoza line. About the only thing that Snyder seems to do well is handle pitchers, but Q was as good or better at that. In the grand scheme of things, I strongly suspect that Snyder's Houston/UH ties gave him the nod over Q at the end of spring training.
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« Reply #109 on: July 26, 2012, 01:46:27 am »
What's the purpose of having a well above average defensive catcher on a baseball team? Fuck, I have no idea.
On this team?
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« Reply #110 on: July 26, 2012, 06:39:10 am »
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On this team?

It seems to me that if the most you can hope for on any given night is 3 runs or less, an above average defensive catcher might be a good thing to have.

My silver lining for this game was this: If Cordero hadn't blown the save, I wouldn't have gotten to see Altuve bat against Chapman. A guy who has a K rate of almost 18/9IP going up against the little man with the supernatural hand-eye who never strikes out. That was a really fun AB to watch, even if it didn't end the way I would've liked.

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« Reply #111 on: July 26, 2012, 06:54:31 am »
I wouldn't have gotten to see Altuve bat against Chapman. A guy who has a K rate of almost 18/9IP going up against the little man with the supernatural hand-eye who never strikes out.

I'm not sure which Jose Altuve you've been watching.
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« Reply #112 on: July 26, 2012, 02:02:46 pm »
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