I saw Lance on one of the MLBNetwork shows (I think). He was rooting hard for the Astros. Pettite, however, was rooting for the Yankees in the ALCS. So he can blow me. All I could think of at the time was that I didn't want to see him rooting for the Astros after the Yankees were eliminated. He chose his team -- fuck him.
My high school, the Hebrew Academy of Houston used to play Second Baptist in basketball and soccer in the TAPS league. They always had good teams so it doesn't surprise me at all that Berkman and Pettite are coaching for them. Playing against Second Baptist was the first time I ever saw a preacher bless the team before a game. Also, the name of our school was too long for the schedule, so it just said Second Baptist v Hebrews. It was quite a biblical game.