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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2018 => Topic started by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on August 14, 2018, 06:09:03 pm
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COL Rockies (63-55) VS HOU Astros (73-46)
German Marquez R 9-9 4.69 ERA
CF C. Blackmon L
2B DJ LeMahieu R
RF C. Gonzalez L
DH N. Arenado R
SS Trevor Story R
LF G. Parra L
1B Ryan McMahon L
3B Pat Valaika R
C Tony Wolters L
Justin Verlander R 11-7 2.50 ERA
CF Tony Kemp L
3B Alex Bregman R
SS C. Correa R
2B M. Gonzalez B
1B Yuli Gurriel R
RF Josh Reddick L
DH Evan Gattis R
LF Kyle Tucker L
C M. Maldonado R
HPU: Fieldin Culbreth 9.0 R/G 15.8 K/G
In Doors
LINE HOU -220
O/U 7.0 Runs
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Let’s get it on...
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Never mind, misread it.
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Why are we stuck with Eschenfelder?
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Please give me one fucking reason for JD Davis in the lineup while White sits.
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Davis is in AAA
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Early runs would be welcome
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Bregman with some SWEET stirrups. Look for a big game.
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Why are we stuck with Eschenfelder?
No kidding.
It's all hands on deck time.
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Bregman draws a 1-out walk and moves to 2B on a wild pitch, but Correa and Marwin punch out.
No score after one.
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Parra is such a fucking peacock. He needs to end up on his ass.
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JV recovered nicely from 3-0 there.
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JV recovered nicely from 3-0 there.
Very nice.
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Yuli plunked on the elbow.
I don't care about reprisals, but I do care about protecting our hitters.
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Right on cue..,GIDP
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I'm gonna be pissed if I ate that crap for nuthin'.
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I'm gonna be pissed if I ate that crap for nuthin'.
There were already repercussions today.
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Somebody with a twitter account needs to get Blum to eat a frito pie on air.
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Right on cue..,GIDP
0 for 17 slump for Gattis.
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Gattis is either incredible, or a dumpster fire this year. Suboptimal.
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I'm not a fan of the handsy Culbreth.
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This ump has a swiss cheese strike zone.
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50+ pitches after just 3 innings.
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Please score a run or more.
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Please score a run or more.
At this point, I’m just hoping Maldonado doesn’t hit into a DP
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Another GIDP.
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At this point, I’m just hoping Maldonado doesn’t hit into a DP
Outstanding work.
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At this point, I’m just hoping Maldonado doesn’t hit into a DP
Dude.
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Outstanding work.
Sorry.
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Sorry.
It just amazes me how people never learn.
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I tried to look this up during his AB but he was way too quick.
Maldonado has 22 sac bunts in his career; 2 this year.
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Colorado sure has a good offensive line up.
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Astros have put four balls in play...for six outs.
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Geez Eschenfelder, will you kindly shut the fuck up about how the Astros have the division sewn up
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Geez Eschenfelder, will you kindly shut the fuck up about how the Astros have the division sewn up
+1000.
He does not speak for us, BBGs.
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Bergman is a popup machine lately.
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Please score a run or more.
Hits are the building blocks of runs most of the time. This is a time for small requests apparently.
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Man, Correa looks bad. Really bad.
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Verlander is gonna demand to hit for himself soon.
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Everybody is Cy Fuckin' Young now.
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Man, Correa looks bad. Really bad.
He usually does until he doesn’t. I hope he gets it together soon.
This shitty offense is being no hit by a scrub. I can’t remember such a punchless stretch. If it weren’t for two lucky swings in SF the Astros might have been in second place after tonight.
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Sorry.
Don't worry, we were all thinking it.
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I am completely flummoxed by the offensive ineptitude at home.
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I am completely flummoxed by the offensive ineptitude at home.
Everyone is trying to yank a home run. Especially Bregman. It’s why he’s popping everything up.
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Everyone is trying to yank a home run. Especially Bregman. It’s why he’s popping everything up.
Power alleys.
Work the power alleys.
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Come on Yuli.
That ball has been talking smack about tu madre.
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Everyone is trying to yank a home run. Especially Bregman. It’s why he’s popping everything up.
Bregman is gunning for five run homes every time up.
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Yuli with a leadoff triple! Astros’ first hit
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¡La Piña!
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A Run!!
Reddick with an RBI knock!
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Josh!
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So....when a guy gets to third base, he doesn't necessarily have to stay there?
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Yuli with a leadoff triple! Astros’ first hit
Yuli showed some good wheels there.
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Gattis is train wreck. Eschenfelder a disaster.
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Tucker better start swinging the fucking bat.
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Either Tucker or Martin is going to come thru here. I CAN FEEL IT!!!!
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Tucker gave that one a charge.
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Ted finally put a good swing on one, but deepest part of the yard for a 400+-ft out
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It's a start. Tucker hit that a long way.
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Either Tucker or Martin is going to come thru here. I CAN FEEL IT!!!!
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That may have been the pie I was feeling....
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Gattis, Tucker, Maldonado...that’s three automatic outs. One third of your lineup has no chance.
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Well only Gattis and Machete looked like crap at the plate that inning.
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That may have been the pie I was feeling....
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It has a long reach.
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Strike 4, blue.
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Well only Gattis and Machete looked like crap at the plate that inning.
True. But last two weeks:
Gattis is hitting .000
Tucker is hitting .000
Maldonado is hitting .130
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Eischenfelder got me to switch over to the Rockies broadcast.
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True. But last two weeks:
Gattis is hitting .000
Tucker is hitting .000
Maldonado is hitting .130
Yep.
Garbage heap.
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FUCK!!!!
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Bloop and a blast. There goes the lead.
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Damn.
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Can hold a lead for a fucking inning now.
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Why? Why?
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Come on Justin.
Get this douche.
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I think it’s a rule now...every inning the Astros score they have give up runs the following time out.
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Pitch 106 hit 96 mph.
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I think it’s a rule now...every inning the Astros score they have give up runs the following time out.
It happened to Cole after he got a 2 run lead last time out.
Freaking demoralizing.
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Kemp hits way too many balls in the air.
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From Daren Willman:
Kyle Tucker's flyout was hit 103 MPH with a 32 degree launch similar batted balls are home runs 79% of the time
Nolan Arenado's homer was hit 95 MPH at a 26 degree launch angle similar batted balls are home runs 7% of the time.
#baseball
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It happened to Cole after he got a 2 run lead last time out.
Freaking demoralizing.
Happened to Rondon last game. All with two outs in the inning.
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So much for the stirrups.
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Bregman frozen.
He's also worn out the section next to the foul pole.
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Forget contact.
Has Correa had a good swing since returning?
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Forget contact.
Has Correa had a good swing since returning?
No.
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No.
Physical, mental, attitudinal...
Don't know what, but he ain't right.
And it's not just working back from injury at this point.
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Team wide slump.
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Physical, mental, attitudinal...
Don't know what, but he ain't right.
And it's not just working back from injury at this point.
He looks really overwhelmed. Like a deer in the headlights. It’ll take a few weeks to get right.
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And it's not just working back from injury at this point.
I don't know. He looks to me like somebody who's holding back on his swing because he's afraid, consciously or subconsciously, to let it go.
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3-1 Rockies. I can go to bed now.
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3-1 Rockies. I can go to bed now.
Might as well be 300-1.
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Tony fucking Wolters. Where’s the bottom?
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Tony fucking Wolters. Where’s the bottom?
It’s rapidly approaching
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Don't worry, we were all thinking it.
Just because your heart is telling you to do something doesn't mean you should.
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Just because your heart is telling you to do something doesn't mean you should.
I’ve come to the conclusion that some peoples’ hearts have shit for brains.
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I don't know. He looks to me like somebody who's holding back on his swing because he's afraid, consciously or subconsciously, to let it go.
Yep, I haven't see too much lately but I don't remember seeing any really big rips.
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Tony fucking Wolters. Where’s the bottom?
October tee times.
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August sucks.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that some peoples’ hearts have shit for brains.
Come on. Fisher isn't even playing tonight.
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Come on. Fisher isn't even playing tonight.
Obviously I'm still pissed.
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Seems like it was a good thing I exercised after work and my cable be to be restarted.
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Seems like it was a good thing I exercised after work and my cable be to be restarted.
I hope those two things aren't somehow related.
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Marwin with a 2-bagger to lead off the 7th...
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Marwin with a 2-bagger to lead off the 7th...
Nice recovery after the 0-1 bunt attempt.
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I hope those two things aren't somehow related.
That’s a line from Archer. After Archer and Pam have sex:
Archer: Wow, where did you learn that?
Pam: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Archer: I’m really hoping those two aren’t related in any way.
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That’s a line from Archer. After Archer and Pam have sex:
Archer: Wow, where did you learn that?
Pam: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Archer: I’m really hoping those two aren’t related in any way.
Great show.
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It took Eschenfelder 24 minutes to realize what happened there.
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Great show.
What's it about?
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Two on, one out for the bottom third...
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Time for Tucker to break through...
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Gattis deftly avoids the dreaded gidp.
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Fuck. Two on, one out...two pitches later (neither strikes), inning over.
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What's it about?
Not much and also a lot. That’s what makes it great. Mostly sex jokes but they’re well done.
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Fuck. Two on, one out...two pitches later (neither strikes), inning over.
Automatic.
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Really Tucker?
You really want to go after a first pitch breaking ball?
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Really Tucker?
You really want to go after a first pitch breaking ball?
Gattis too. Just throw two breaking balls in the dirt...voila.
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That’s a line from Archer. After Archer and Pam have sex:
Archer: Wow, where did you learn that?
Pam: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Archer: I’m really hoping those two aren’t related in any way.
I don't remember those two having sex. Not surprised though.
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I don't remember those two having sex. Not surprised though.
Everyone has had sex with everyone on that show.
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The Rockies don’t miss hanging sliders. 4-1
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The astros do. Never fear, I'll be at the game tomorrow. Let me know if you see me in the crowd.
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Fucking a.
It was insurmountable at 2-1.
4-1 is poor sportsmanship.
Pathetic.
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"This is what the Astros are looking for, to get into that pen."
Yes Kevin. Down 3 in the 8th.
Got 'em where they want 'em.
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Fucking a.
It was insurmountable at 2-1.
4-1 is poor sportsmanship.
Pathetic.
Things got dark last year around this time but I never really panicked (a big lead helped) but this year feels different. I don’t like what I’m seeing from the offense even a little bit.
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Kemp with an uncharacteristic shitty AB.
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There is a high probability that the Astros will go the entire month of August without a home win.
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Things got dark last year around this time but I never really panicked (a big lead helped) but this year feels different. I don’t like what I’m seeing from the offense even a little bit.
Hard to like what you see when they aren’t working counts. Gattis and Tucker swinging at the first pitch with runners on first and second in the 7th is unacceptable from major league hitters.
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There is a high probability that the Astros will go the entire month of August without a home win.
There's a high probability I'm gonna throw up tonight.
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Maybe Fuckenfelder can talk more about who’s going to get the second wild card.
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Maybe Fuckenfelder can talk more about who’s going to get the second wild card.
He can't even tell what's a run and what's a hit on the linescore.
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Marisnick likely makes that play in center. Not that it’ll matter.
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Current team troubles aside, Harris has been consistently disappointing.
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The astros do. Never fear, I'll be at the game tomorrow. Let me know if you see me in the crowd.
I will be there too. Hope we aren’t setting ourselves up to witness their 10th home loss in a row.
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1B ump wants to get back to the hotel.
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There is a high probability that the Astros will go the entire month of August without a home win.
Well they are in line to finish the night without one from July 15-August 14, one full calendar month.
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This is a shit show.
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This is a shit show.
The shittiest.
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Red Dick strikes out on a cookie to end it.
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And A's win again. 1 game now. Can we just fly to Colorado for tomorrow's game?
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I will be there too. Hope we aren’t setting ourselves up to witness their 10th home loss in a row.
Maybe it takes the women of the board to fix this mess? God, I hope we are good enough to get it done.
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Maybe it takes the women of the board to fix this mess? God, I hope we are good enough to get it done.
I like what I saw in the 1st inning! Let’s do this!
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I like what I saw in the 1st inning! Let’s do this!
I also had rum.